Monday, July 18, 2011

Ayo I think another joint from the Carter IV leaked son...






Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Volcano Hands namsayin. Word is bond I decided to let some more a these classic Carter IV bars loose son. Ayo son these niggas straight bodied this shit nahmean. Like I said tho...I aint got the track names...n I dont even kno if this joint gon be on the album for sure for sure but they spat some crazy darts on this shit either way yo.  Thats my word. Personally I think they should call this shit Hebrew Steroids. Matter fact ayo Weezy if you readin this shit you got Tones blessins if you wanna use that aight. Cos this shit go hard b. But Hebrew Steroids kinda makes niggas think ayo word these niggas bout to go in...even when they aint heard the song yet namsayin. Cos if yall niggas go wit some shit like Money Out The Ass that shit jus sounds like all the other shit out there namsayin. Niggas need some original song titles like how I be doin it g. Word yo. Anyways I hope yall can see how epic this shit gon be based off the words alone nahmean. I aint even gon say no more.
Aight peace.


Hebrew Steroids - Lil Wayne feat. Drake & Rick Ross






Drake:

Niggas know me bwoy, I'm the fuckin rap madonna
But maybe even bigger, I'm the fuckin cat's pajamas
Niggas sayin "pause", fuck it tho, no commas
Degrassi High alumni, bitch I bring the dramahhhs
I say...
I say.....
Niggas takin shots like I aint gon reply, wow
Talkin bout my pudgy ass waist n fuckin eyebrows
Talkin bout my feminine traits, n my guy blouse
This shit come so easy I don't even gotta try now

Whip ya hair girl, do it like you Willow - watch
N holla if you need a neck rub or some pillow talk
I can make you giggle yeah, make it wiggle lots....
N girl I can lick erry iddy biddy widdle drop...
Uh
Call me Mr Montana...
Respected like Tony n I can sing like Hannah
Think you got a bad bitch? betcha that I'm badda
Anything I wanna do I CAN.......ada
Yeah
Call me Young Flashy, no camera
Tell my mama its her 'and her son'.........pamela
Uh
So jus give ya boy a kiss mom
N Kiss the game bye nigga, MUAH.....mo' lip balm!
Ugggghhhh!


Hook:

Money out the ass...m-m-money out the ass
Money out the ass...m-m-money out the ass
Money out the ass...m-m-money out the ass
Money out the ass...m-m-money out my ass, nigga





Rick Ross:

Urrhh!

Bawse!

7,000 carats n my Audemaaar.....
Monte Carlo vacation - Au revoir.....
Got my nigga Tunechi wit me by tha bar
Snatch Drizzy n it's a wrap....Carter 4

Want Rozay on the track, gotta pay me cash
Bugatti got the green eyes, call it Stacy Dash
Got about 30 those, you could the math
Want a thousand keys or mo, you know who to ask

Bought a couple Renoirs....mo Da Vincis
Leather sofa color purple, call it Oprah Winfrey
Got platinum handlebars on the ten speeds
Diamonds on the spokes.....tiger skin seats

Got dollars piled in boxes to the fuckin ceilin
12 figure paychecks, what a fuckin feelin....
Pourin Ace of Spades in the bathtub....
9 bitches in it wit me, give me back rubs

Casanova Rawse......get my LeVert on
Eatin dinner at Nobu wit no shirt on...
Niggas wanna see me go, it's the pay back
Went from C.O. to C.E.O. ...Maybach!


(Hook)




Lil Wayne:

Ayeaack!

It's muh tuuuuurhnnn nigkuh!

It's Young Tune, the young king, the young goon
Young Money, Cash Money, we some young coons
...short for tycoons, bring the storms n typhoons
straight to ya fugkin radio n iTunes

We the fastest cars nigguh, watch how we vrooooom
Drizzy is the black rose, watch how he bloom
Nicki is the queen, nah she dont need no groom
Gudda Gudda real good witta mop n those brooms

Tyga makes sure my wheels sparkle like a muhhhh
The rest uh my nigguhs cry, sweat, n shed bluuhhd
Soo woop nigguh, we the nigguhs in the cluhhhb
Carter Carter Carter, nigguh, guess what I duz?

Nigguhs say ya cant buy talent or buy love
Nigguh I did both...ahma muhhfugkin stud
Ayeachk...
Y'all big? I'm colloshish
Straight from the swamp bwoy, look at these galoshes 

Good gosh it's the muhhfugkin bawse wit me
Weezy F. n the F is for FILOSSuphee
Drizzy hang wit a nigga like apostropheees
We the shit nigguh...call us the colostomies....

Haaaaaachkk!

Young Monay!

I gaaaaaaawwwhhhhht this nigkuhhhhh!


(Hook)


24 comments:

  1. Killed it. "Think you got a bad bitch? betcha that I'm badda" That line was murderous. You've got talent, man. Shit is entertaining as fuck!

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  2. "Anything I wanna do I CAN.......ada
    Yeah
    Call me Young Flashy, no camera
    Tell my mama its her 'and her son'.........pamela"

    Canada

    Anderson

    Jeez...how did you even come up with these? This is actually incredibly well-written shit for a fuckin joke man ha!

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  3. Another win for Big Ghost.

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  4. If hip hop had a Stephen Colbert, it would be BigGhost

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  5. You are the greatest blogger alive. Not even an exaggeration.

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  6. 'went from C.O to C.E.O'
    incredible shit bruh. mad mad salutes.

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  7. Someone give this guy a Grammy.

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  8. Shit is better than the actual songs from these faggots lol well done nahmeans?

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  9. Big Ghost steps off laughing

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  10. LOL homie you are funny as fuck

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  11. just dying at "Hebrew Steroids". banger of the year, possibly decade

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  12. Whats up Tone, look what this girl Aubrey is up to
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofSLSvgz9Xc&feature=player_embedded

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  13. i love reading this shit. keep it comin ghost!

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  14. you know this isn't "actually incredibly well-written shit for a fuckin joke man ha!". This is fucking amazing PERIOD. I listen to lot of Weezy,i like the dudes weird ass flow+beats+wordplay+choices in features+voice, but he does get sometimes lazy, and now THIS shit is easily on par with his best. respect

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  15. Comedic gold.....Props on this. You got their style down to a tee

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  16. I need to hear Ross actually spit that verse.

    "7,000 carats n my Audemaaar.....
    Monte Carlo vacation - Au revoir....."

    "Leather sofa color purple, call it Oprah Winfrey"

    GEMS.

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  17. eatin dinner at nobu wit no shirt on? u jus got yo spot reserved in heaven dat shyt 2 funni

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  18. Anonymous said...
    Comedic gold.....Props on this. You got their style down to a tee
    August 12, 2011 4:35 AM
    Anonymous said...
    I need to hear Ross actually spit that verse.

    "7,000 carats n my Audemaaar.....
    Monte Carlo vacation - Au revoir....."

    "Leather sofa color purple, call it Oprah Winfrey"

    GEMS.
    August 12, 2011 8:13 PM
    Anonymous said...
    eatin dinner at nobu wit no shirt on? u jus got yo spot reserved in heaven dat shyt 2 funni
    August 13, 2011 1:44 AM

    I COSIGN ALL OF THE ABOVE, lol!

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  19. FAKE ASS GHOSTFACE KILLAH BLOG. EVERYBODY FELL FOR THIS STUPID SHIT, (WHICH IS PRETTY AMAZING.)

    FRAUD BLOG

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  20. Smh ^^ Please shut the fuck up bro ^^

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  21. Anything I wanna do I CAN.......ada

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  22. So damn perfect it hurts.

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  23. You are obviously a ghostwriter. Are you actually originally a Wu-tang ghostwriter though? Like the guy that got a lot of credit for Supreme Clientele?

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  24. oh damn. this left me cryin laughin yo.

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