Ayo whattup its ya boy Pretty Tony aka Zeus Hands bringin yall that shit direct from the mighty hammers of Thor namsayin. I cant say how yo...but ya boy was able to get his hands on advance copies of a few joints off that nigga Lil Waynes Carter IV album nahmean. Ayo summa the joints was crazy b...I aint even gon lie. Look like the nigga tryin to get his spot back after that How To Love bullshit son. But yo this joint rite here was incredible g...The god nearly spat out his ziti when he heard this shit yo. Niggas jus kept killin the track n spittin they darts namsayin. Word is bond yo. But I aint wanna fuck that nigga doe up like that so I aint gon jus leak that shit nahmean. But I got my nigga Alvin from the barbershop to transcribe this shit so that yall could at least get a sneak peak at this namsayin...good lookin out par. Anyways I dont even kno what these joints is named cos I aint got no tracklist...n this joint aint got no hook nahmean. But I think they should call this one "Crocodile Sweatsuits" son....cos that shit sound tough namsayin. Word.
Aight peace.
Crocodile Sweatsuits
Lil Wayne feat. Jadakiss, Nas & Shyne
Jadakiss:
If they ask about Kiss, life's ok I ain't deat yet
the Benz got a fridge n microwaves in the head rests
When you actually are great, brother'll stay amazed
So catch me in a R8, the color of mayonaisse
Rockin a blue mink, same one that the gats be in
Chick on my arm lookin like a Kardashian
Catch me ridin a jetski on the Belize coast
With 3 hundred bricks gettin chased by police boats
Niggas might try to rob me, cos the dope is pure as hell
N I'ma catch a battery charge like a duracell
When the tools come out, sorry niggas'll all scatter
Come thru in a 'Rari, same color as gall bladders
Might push a Autobot, or a Decepticon
Plus I get that paper thats the color of leprechauns
Its J to the muah, no homo, forever stay
Catch me in a Phantom the same color as pepper spray
In-ter-ior the same color as Corn Flakes
I keep it rock hard like the niggas in porn tapes
No homo, dont get it twisted fam
I come thru in a Lambo the color of Christmas ham
Ya chick might force herself not to admire Jase
Cos the Porsche got a bear skin rug n a fireplace
I been had money, headin toward killer rich
The Garage startin' to look like the import dealership....ahaaaaaaa!
Nas:
Through the finest coochies n buttholes, Nas will forever touch those
The kid's Gucci ruffles while bitches lookin' to fuck yo
NY to down south, where they use to whip Tobey
QB Wan Kenobi, in the projects I holds heat
The don is back, left my Fila rack at the laundromat
Eatin' shrimp scampi wit mobsters while y'all dine wit rats
Barbara Walters interviews, y'all too miniscule for my tennis shoes
Been around the world, n still the illest dude
What the bloodclot, that little nigga from that went from
...sellin' in these drug spots to felony mugshots
To smashin' these Penelope Cruz bitches, it's too vicious
The Q-Bridge is where my fam n crew visits
The kid done popped bottles wit Farrakhan n smoked haze
wit my fella Mandela....yall still been amazed
I'm like Martin Luther Corleone, intelligent gangsta
Peaceful revolutionist, I never go bankrupt
Militant minded, but got time still to grind wit
purdy women, they love the kid - watch my divine-ness
I shine wit the sword of Moses, chop the heads off a dead roses
do this for the pimps, hustlers, n hoes's
And that aint all, yall know the kid humanitarian
I do this for dead babies, crackheads n Nigerians
aliens, mothers, bitches gettin' cesareans,
waitresses, models n other wild barbarians...
Shyne:
Fuckin wit ...
Moshe Leviy...y'all get opened easy
Heard "shalom" on the phone when I spoke to Weezy
He said these niggas sayin Shyne's a meshugener
Oy vey iz mir! Think these niggas is shooken up
Went from cookin' up, flippin' bricks, n zippin' up
Now I jus flip thru the Torah, Talmud n Mishna
Moshe's the commissioner, y'all niggas is yentes
But niggas only ran they mouths when I was sent up
Y'all got some chutzpah to think y'all can touch da
level I have, but I wish you hatzlachah
Y'all know that Shyne is the truth, whether I'm in the the booth
or havin' a blintz with some baba ghanoush
Niggas been had wars since Sodom n Gomorrah
Fuck wit Po, I light this bitch up like menorahs
Think cos I fucks wit halachah that I won't duel you?
But I'm still gangsta, dont let the yamaka fool you
Still see me in the club wit these hoes n strong liquor
I still puff that smoke, but I chill on Yom Kippur
Still got my ties to the mob, I'm among skippers
Still put a bullet in ya stomach, lungs or liver
Imma bury y'all niggas, that's why I keep my weapons
even at the synagogue, won't catch me schleppin'
Really tho, r-r-r-really tho, I'm the boss
Y'all niggas think its Shabbat (gunshots)......mazel tov
Lil Wayne:
*lighter sounds*
Mmmm...Young Muhnehh....
Ya diiiiig....
Guess what the cat dragged in? I mean the jag-rah
Cash Monay, Young Monay, don't need no Viagra
Nigguhs think they hot....I'm the muhhfuggin magma
Married to the game, but I'm a muhhfuggin badch-luhh
These niggas aint hard, they jus wanna ag tuhhf
ag tuhhf, yeahhh....actin pussay get ya smahhged up
Spin my own web....hyeahh...call me a tuh-ranch-luhh
You a groupie nigga, join my muhhfuggin fan cluhhb
I'm ballin' while you nigguhs goin bank-ruhhbt
I'ma set sail while y'all still pullin anchors
Thanks bruh.....this is the apocah-lepps
Carry the whole world...you can see it in ma quah-druh-sepps
.....N if life is a box a cho-cuh-letts
I'ma eat the whole fugkin box....like it's broc-uh-leh
Pass me the gun n umma cock it bechk
It'sYoung Tunechi nigguh......I jus chop yuh nehhk
Hyahhck....we dramatic like the op-er-uhhs
Niggas cain't see us wit magical bin-ach-u-luhhs
...Get ya ass dropped like a hockeh puck
Catch me on the Dow Jones, muh stock is up
........N this here is my house
The booth is my fiance, the game is my spouse
Hoes gimme milk, I ain't gotta the buy cows
I'm half of Drake's forehead nigguh.....I browssse.....
That last line....cmon ghost deini...you didnt have to do em like that
ReplyDeleteThe dude runnin this blog is a highly talented motherfucker. LOL.
ReplyDeleteahahhah
ReplyDelete"And that aint all, yall know the kid humanitarian
I do this for dead babies, crackheads n Nigerians
aliens, mothers, bitches gettin' cesareans,
waitresses, models n other wild barbarians"
shout out to all my wild barbarians yo!
The funniest thing about this post (besides the obviously awesome "I browse/eye brows" line) is that ALL Jadakiss seems to talk about in 1/3 of his bars is the color of the whip he's pushin at the moment, in his imagination, of course. Well done haha.
ReplyDeletelmfao @ that last line. CHRIST.
ReplyDeleteYou should be "ghostwritin" for some of these new niggas cuz I swear even tho this is a joke you made it sound like these niggas beasted on this jawn ha
ReplyDeletedamn god, these photos are awesome too. youre slappin these niggaz like fucking king gheedorah
ReplyDeleteThis is the greatest rap song of all tine! Big Ghost you are sick!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou the man GHOST
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA ghost you crazy. Fucking eye brows...that is some shit weezy would say lmao.
ReplyDeleteGHOST
ReplyDeleteOh shit.
ReplyDeletethat jada shit is perfect!!!
ReplyDeleteyou killed that Jada verse with all the car color analogies.
ReplyDeleteonly thing I would add would be some more absurdly multi-national shout-outs from Nas. He should be shouting out everyone from Haitians and Jamaicans to his Antarctican niggas and also his grimy albino niggas who live under the earth. he's probably sparked blunts with underwater revolutionary niggas who fight in Atlantis, etc.
regardless, you're killing it with this blog. highly talented. more leaked verses please.
only thing I would add would be some more absurdly multi-national shout-outs from Nas. He should be shouting out everyone from Haitians and Jamaicans to his Antarctican niggas and also his grimy albino niggas who live under the earth. he's probably sparked blunts with underwater revolutionary niggas who fight in Atlantis, etc. [2]
ReplyDeleteYou managed to capture Nas' flow holy shit
ReplyDeleteFuckin ill how you nailed how these dudes spit fam!
ReplyDeletethis is fucking unbelievably good...the style of writing for each is just uncanny...one of the best parodies EVER.
ReplyDelete"the porsche got a bear skin rug and a fireplace"
ReplyDeletehahahaaaaaaaaaa!!
i laughed so hard i think i pissed myself a little. goddamn, ghost, fucking amazing.
ReplyDeleteOk this is spot-on and HILARIOUS, especially Jada's verse with cars being the color of random things hahaha
ReplyDelete"Hoes gimme milk, I ain't gotta the buy cows/
ReplyDeleteI'm half of Drake's forehead nigguh.....I browssse....."
I didnt even see that till I read it a second time. then I read it and died laughing. This ish right here is why I keep coming back to peep the wisdom of the blog.
Keep it up, yo!
Ghost, you are a magnificent bastard. You write beast rhymes in the style of many different rappers. And you do it as a joke. More people need to know about you.
ReplyDeleteHalf of Drake's forehead...I'm fuckin dyin right now
ReplyDeleteJadakiss' lines had me literally on the floor crying. This dude talkin about food and the color of his car every other line. His headrests even gotta microwave in em...OMG hahahhaha
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