Ayo whattup its ya boy Tone Starks aka Mighty Tusks namsayin. Ayo the god back wit another inductee for the Soft Nigga Hall Of Fame nahmean. Before we unveil jus who the latest recipient of this honorable distinction is n shit...Imma give you a breakdown of how elevated this nigga pillow game is. This softboiled nigga right here been blazin trails for creamsicle ass niggas all over the world for years now yo. If you think you built for this soft nigga'rin shit n wanna be amongst the most elite n softest niggas n have that rep for yaself like that....you got a long ass way to go if you aint THIS nigga rite here son. Word bond...this nigga weighs in at approximately 80 lbs n is delicate enough to use to polish the hood of ya car nahmean. You can use this nigga rite here to buff ya hood without scratchin the paint n give that shit a serious luster b. This nigga can shoot a string of lotion outta his wrists like he Spider Man namsayin. Son could find a broad that another nigga done left assed out n roll up n save her before she even has a chance to pull out her phone n air her ex nigga business out via her twitter n her facebook status. This nigga will recycle the fuck outta ya leftovers b. Son will sit at the table next to you at Burger King n not have no food n jus wait for you to finish so he can check to see if any french fries fell onto ya tray nahmean. Then he gon take those fries home in his pocket n wrap them individually in newspaper n have those as snacks for the next week. He gon take pictures wit those fries n write poems bout how tasty they is n shit like that. Basically he gon act like he aint never experienced a got dam french fry in his life n flaunt that shit to the world namsayin. In case you aint figure it out the french fry is like a metaphor for how this nigga is a sucka when it comes to a broad nahmean. Real talk yo. Ever wonder what desperation would look like if it was a livin breathin muthafucka wit a pulse n shit like that? Well you in luck son cos it would look like this nigga rite here yo. Nevermind the fact that son got his coonasizer set to "Mantan" at all times a day...this nigga also makes sucker for lovin a muthafuckin artform yo. The nigga is at the absolute pinnacle of softness b. Son is like the Kobe Bryant of whipped ass niggas. This nigga jus said "no thanks" when they was handin out dignity at the door n walked rite into a lifetime of wackness n coonery son. Son aint got one cell in his body containin anything close to self respect yo. This nigga got zero decorum or pride or anything else to do wit not bein a bitchass muthafucka. This is jus summa the dumb shit that the nigga done uttered in the short time he been in the public eye yo......
“Being single doesn’t necessarily mean you’re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says ‘Do Not Disturb’ on your heart.”
"Don't go, how to live my life without you, i just don't know...."
“Whenever you call baby I’ll roll up.....”
"@DaRealAmberRose awww baby ur the best little munchy wunchy crunchy girl in the world"
In other words yo....
So without further ado ya man P-Tone would like to present to yalls the newest inductee into the Soft Nigga Hall Of Fame.....
Congratulations nigga. You in a class that only the human estrogen shake Aubrey can fuck wit you in. Yall muthafuckas is like the Muhammad Ali n George Foreman of soft niggas. If yall niggas ran towards eachother n collided there would jus be a big splash n both yall niggas would be gone....n all that would be left is a puddle of lotion n some tight ass clothes on the ground n the aroma of turmoil. Anyway I aint got nothin personal against him but Imma probably have to slap the shit outta son jus based off principle alone when I see the nigga. Like I told him before...I might gon have to do some harm to him jus to restore virtue or some shit like that nahmean. So Wiz....Im gon braid ya arms together when I see you son.
Aight peace.
“Being single doesn’t necessarily mean you’re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says ‘Do Not Disturb’ on your heart.”
"Don't go, how to live my life without you, i just don't know...."
“Whenever you call baby I’ll roll up.....”
"@DaRealAmberRose awww baby ur the best little munchy wunchy crunchy girl in the world"
In other words yo....
So without further ado ya man P-Tone would like to present to yalls the newest inductee into the Soft Nigga Hall Of Fame.....
Wiz Khalifa-Rose
Congratulations nigga. You in a class that only the human estrogen shake Aubrey can fuck wit you in. Yall muthafuckas is like the Muhammad Ali n George Foreman of soft niggas. If yall niggas ran towards eachother n collided there would jus be a big splash n both yall niggas would be gone....n all that would be left is a puddle of lotion n some tight ass clothes on the ground n the aroma of turmoil. Anyway I aint got nothin personal against him but Imma probably have to slap the shit outta son jus based off principle alone when I see the nigga. Like I told him before...I might gon have to do some harm to him jus to restore virtue or some shit like that nahmean. So Wiz....Im gon braid ya arms together when I see you son.
Aight peace.
The whole build up before the reveal was perfect! You make exposin' whack niggas an art form!
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ReplyDeleteYou sir, are funny.
That's the hardest I laughed out loud all week.
ReplyDelete"You can use this nigga rite here to buff ya hood without scratchin the paint n give that shit a serious luster b. This nigga can shoot a string of lotion outta his wrists like he Spider Man namsayin." <<This plus the whole french fries thing. Man, you be dropping crazy science, Big Ghost. Keep these jewels comming....
ReplyDeletethis my favorite blog on the internet, i check this shit everyday!
ReplyDeletelmfao killed it... as soon as i saw the title of the post, i thought of the last picture, and i knew it was gonna be him. son really has no fuckin dignity
ReplyDeleteI ain't no expert, but if I'm not mistaken, it's rose-khalifa.
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ReplyDeletenah son, customarily the woman's name goes first, so Ghost got it right
HILARIOUS as usual, you are dead on with this shit too son really has no type of dignity about himself whatsoever lmao, keep on doing what you doing the laughs are much appreciated.
ReplyDeleteYESSS!!!! LOL.. He Been soft since his ustream days... We Made that nigga choke up on ustream told him we heard he was gay fam like to start crying live...He Been A Sucka!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou need to induct Big Sean next. At least put his OJ Mayo on crack looking ass on the ballot or something. Every time his feeble little rat ass says "Boy" I want to stomp him out.
ReplyDeleteAYO Tone P You betta see how much that nigga Drake is... he can't even do a decent opening pitch, maybe that corny nigga should play SOFTBALL:
ReplyDeleteAnyway, here's the video of it, give it a look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX5rHrxnk-U&feature=player_embedded
I dig your whole style but seriously nigga you on some 18th century caveman opinion shit, talking bout "soft niggas" and "beating people out of principle" and earlier the whole deal with you bashing a hoe saying she has no rights and shit. man you a crazy old man living in the wrong century. you ranting off for so fucking long about wiz khalifa, says more about you than him. says you have shit to do and youre probably jealous cus he's getting the shine now. you a little pathetic nigga i still dig you
ReplyDelete^ this nigga right here takin' shit too serious and is next in line for the soft nigga hall of fame
ReplyDeleteCould somebody tell that nigga a couple comments before me that cavemen didn't exist in the 18th century AND that he is a sensitive ass faggot? Oh wait, I already did nvmnd.
ReplyDeletelol @ Tha Truth. I thought the very same as I read that guy's response. It's probably Wiz Khalifa-Rose
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ReplyDeleteYo BGF, that Wiz-kid is softer than baked fish... Keep exposing these kittens.
ReplyDeleteshit had me dying, the hyphen killed me
ReplyDeleteshe got bigger arms then him son. Girl prolly eats the mans pussy for lunch then uses his skinny ass arms to pick her teeth wit
ReplyDeleteYO THAT NIGGA MAKES SNOOP DOG LOOK BUILT. SHIT MY DUDE GET OFF THAT OLD KANYE PUSSY AND TONGUE KISS SOME WEIGHT GAINER..THAT NIGGA SOFTER THEN A HUG FROM YOUR GRANDMOTHER..
ReplyDeletedat nigga wiz on dat bitchboy shit nawmsayin, dude didnt even have a chance to get wit any bitches before rose whipped his soft ass up. this niggas softer than ambers neckfat
ReplyDelete"Son is like the Kobe Bryant of whipped ass niggas. This nigga jus said "no thanks" when they was handin out dignity at the door n walked rite into a lifetime of wackness n coonery son."
ReplyDeleteThat shit right there had me crying!
OMFG! I just realized that in the picture of him kneeling he is licking a place (publicly) on that chick that Kanye used to visit. SMH! You could have found another chick just as bad that THE WHOLE WORLD did not know was getting chopped down by Kanye, bruh. HE is rich & famous FFS! Its too late now for Wiz. Baby Thighs got whipped over some leftovers & wifed it up.
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nah son, customarily the woman's name goes first, so Ghost got it right"
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I want to read shit like this every day.
ReplyDeleteTruth -I'd lick her there in a second and let the world photograph it -but your blog post and the comments are pure comedy.
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