Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Backseat Muthafuckas





Ayo whattup yall its ya boy Thor Molecules aka Phantom Raviolis the panty melter aka Galaxy Knuckles aka the Hands of Zeus otherwise known as the high n exalted Cocaine Biceps n the mighty inventor of slaps nahmean. Ayo we livin in a time where ey'body wanna be a boss namsayin. Im sayin even the muthafuckin weed carriers in the crew feel like they be entitled to shit that the nigga who actually give him the weed to carry is entitled to b. The shit aint rite son. Back in the day muthafuckas like Mopreme or Big Syke...or whatever them niggas names was in Thug Life or the Outlawz wit 2Pac....they all knew they place within the organization namsayin. Pac use to heat up quarters wit his lighter n leave em on those niggas foreheads if they fell asleep in his presence b. Thats jus disrespectful yo. But those niggas aint even say shit to him for it nahmean. Niggas knew they place son. They knew that Pac was the bread winner n that they basically wasnt shit without the nigga namsayin. 



Which is why it broke my heart son...it broke my muthafuckin heart to see a dude like Busta Rhymes...a muthafuckin veteran who been in the game for bout 20 years...when half the niggas in Young Money was either toddlers or muthafuckin zygotes n shit....go n sign to a label like YMCMB. A whole crew of backseat muthafuckin niggas. Aint like they gave the  homie some kinda executive position at the label b. They aint brought him to the company as a boss...they jus signed son like he was a little nigga yo. They signed my dude like he was Cory Gunz or some shit par. Like this aint a cat who rocked on joints wit Biggie n helped put Dilla on son. Nah yo...it aint rite to be puttin the illustrious niggas in the backseat par. The backseat is for the underling niggas namsayin. The ones who need to stand under somebody else umbrella cos they aint equipped to deal wit some storms n shit theyselves namsayin. But we livin in different times b. This Estrogeneration™ of little niggas is makin all the rules now b. 




I touched on all this shit back when that cabbage patch nigga Drizzy started talmbout niggas was stealin ideas from him n Weezy son. The nigga said Jay n Kanye was bitin they whole idea to do a duets album n shit. Cos I guess son figured him n Dwayne was the only ones who had thought of that shit. What son aint acknowledged was that Jay had already did 2 albums witta singin ass R&B nigga hisself when he did the R Kelly joints. So really...singin ass Aubrey was the one steppin on toes....but that aint even what had a nigga vexed. Who was THIS little backseat ass muthafucka thinkin he was to be gettin outta pocket n talkin sideways bout niggas who birthed him b? Basically the god had to get som shit off his chest n this is what was said...

"Ayo I just seen this video wit that nigga Drake talkin foul bout his elders n shit. Son be splashin his cologne on niggas nahmean. He tryna rub his cologne on niggas n keep his ass in the picture namsayin. He like that nigga in the backseat of the car pokin his head between the front seats tryna stay in the conversation wit front seat niggas nahmean. Ayo Jay n Kanye be some front seat niggas son. Niggas got seat warmers n shit. Niggas can change the station on the car stereo namsayin. The nigga Drake be tryna play wit the knobs on the stereo nahmean. Son can’t adjust the heat controls n shit cos he a backseat nigga namsayin. Nigga you jus look out the side windows aight. You aint built for no windshield views n shit. Niggas like Drake aint built for the front seat son. Son in the back with the child locks n shit. You aint no airbag havin nigga Aubrey. You need another niggas permissions n shit to crack ya windows nahmean. Niggas need to open ya doors son. Muthafuckas in the front seats open they own doors namsayin. Front seat niggas got legroom son. Niggas push back they seats n take yours nahmean. Ayo Drake niggas is takin ya legroom if they see ya ass. Ya backseat ass muthafucka."




Now did the god overreact? Naw son. Matter fact most niggas jus underreacted to that shit b. N son jus kept pokin his head into the front seat. You kno like when you be orderin food at the drive thru n theres that one nigga in the backseat hollerin bout "throw some extra pickles on that" n whatever. Thats some real life shit. Now we got all these backseat type niggas runnin the game tryin to get they extra pickles. Dwayne went n let the human tambourine slide into the front seat wit him n now all these other backseat ass muthafuckas is hoppin out they booster seats n  tryin to move up to the front. That muthafuckin Chester Cheeto lookin ass cornball Wiz Khagina be frontin on some boss shit too now yo. If that aint some fucked up shit to you I hope you a twelve year old girl forreal son. No grown ass man should be seein that as some righteous shit b. That shit is jus wrongteous yo. 




Remember Ma$e tho? Son wasnt necessarily no backseat nigga...but he definitely belonged in the passenger seat namsayin. When he was the #2 to Puffy in all the videos he was doin good for hisself. Then what happened? Son tried to boss up n slide into the drivers seat n start his own shit. Son decided he was jus gon take the wheel all a sudden. N what was the product of that shit b? Thats right. Harlem World son. Niggas flyin outta cannons n cheesin like the Cream Of Wheat nigga while strugglin to put together one decent song. Ayo you aint gon make no monumental shit wit niggas like Blinky Blink in ya crew son. Niggas even had Kanye n Just Blaze beats n the shit was still wack. 






Other backseat muthafuckas who tried to move into the front include that nigga Game. Now heres a dude who had no business tryin to take matters into his own hands at all yo. Son let his ego get in the way tho. We aint gon get into who did what to who n all that shit...but bottom line is the nigga a habitual "bite the hand that feeds his ass" muthafucka. This nigga can call shotgun as many times as he want n he still gon end up in the backseat at the end of the day par. You wont never see the nigga ridin in the front adjustin his seat n gettin his climate control on or glancin at the GPS namsayin. Sons window only rolls down halfway. Black Wall Street? Son got like 87 weed carriers in that muthafucka. I dont even understand if that shits spose to be a record label or what yo. Son is a fan b. He aint gon determine the destination of nothin son. He a passenger. A BACKSEAT passenger my nigga. The kind that wanna lean forward n give his opinion to the nigga navigatin thru all the traffic....yellin directions from the back at the dude who actually knows his way around namsayin. I guarantee you the happiest day of sons life was when Hov mentioned his name subliminally in those bars that ended up on the first joint off Blueprint 3. Son was so excited to hear the nigga ALMOST respond to him after 6 years of baitin him that he recorded a whole song bout Jay 25 minutes later to celebrate b. Then another one. Then another one...But who is THIS nigga to try n call out other rappers b? Sons verses use to sound like he was jus readin the "thank yous" off the cd jackets yo. But his new shit is transformin into whoever the nigga he doin a joint wit. If he on a joint wit Tyler he become Tyler. If he on a joint wit Jeezy he become Jeezy. If he on a joint wit Nas he become Nas. So if he ever do get to do a song wit Jay you already kno Jayceon gon be gettin his "IT SOUNDS SO SOULFUL DONT YOU AGREE?" on during the intro.



See Jayceon is more like on the level of a Papoose...or any other nigga who suffers from extreme dellusionalness n shit. See Pap is a backseat muthafucka in ey single way imaginable b. But sons whole backseat passenger status is at a even higher level than most backseat niggas tho. Son been in the game since the 90s n still cant get a album out...mainly cos NOBODY CARES BOUT PAPOOSE JOINTS namsayin. Son makes joints for motorbike passengers...niggas who ride on the back of the bike clutchin the nigga drivin nahmean. This nigga truly believes in his heart that he the king of New York tho son. Im sayin...like 3 million niggas would have to die first before son is even in the top 100 to be a contender for that title par. N most of those niggas dont even rap. There are niggas who aint even been born yet who got more right to call theyselves the king of NY. There are muthafuckas wit crack pipes in they mouths that get half they meals from Taco Bell dumpsters that got more right to call theyselves the king of NY son. Soon as this niggas "wife" Remy Ma gets outta jail he gon be right there...on the back of that motorbike again nahmean. Til then he gon continue gettin his mediocre on n disrespectin other niggas beats. Get this McNigga the fuckouttahere b.




But the boy Young Eeyore? He know how to play his position b. Thats why Jermaine finally winnin. Cos 1) he accepted his fate as a backseat muthafucka n 2) he dont step on nobody toes. As you can see in the video son dont even sit in the front seat when he jus hangin wit his boys. Thats a humble ass nigga rite there b. Mind you son got his backseat order on at the Krispy Kremes...but he was jus overjoyed to be eatin I think nahmean. Son wasnt seein a whole lotta meals before he dropped his Lolmatic joint n sailed to the top of the charts namsayin. So Im happy for him par. I think Jay even started answerin the niggas calls. So Im happy for that boy Cole.  Far as the rest of these backseat muthafuckas go...learn from the little homie n stop fuckin up the game.
Aight peace.





91 comments:

  1. Hilarious. Please make a 2nd WUSH folks entry

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  2. Imma go ahead and grab "first" on this.

    Think you need to do an action bronson album review....either "well done" or "dr.lecter"
    Dude is actually unsigned, in rolling stone(whogivesafuckiknow) and doing everything on his own. Went from a complete unknown, to a MAJOR lookout in under 2 years.

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  3. Michael Eric WhitesonNovember 29, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    Simply put, Big Ghostface is the most critical and poignant voice of this generation. He stands tall with the legends while still blazing trails on the frontier of the Hip Hop movement.

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  4. finally! u had niggas waitin damn near 20 days for this shit!!! lol. @ReneetheG reverbnation.com/reneegardner

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  5. Cocaine Biceps don did it again! Keep speaking the truth mayne. Also, big ups on that GQ interview. Alot of these dudes in the media trying to belittle your shit and act like you just against Young Garnier and that's the whole basis of ya shit. Real talk, the true readers know it's something different. The message is REAL, it just comes in a wrapper most niggas aint even got the sense to unwrap. Keep doing ya thing mayne.

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  6. The truth been spoke. How u gon' announce signing Busta with Mystikal? Mystikal been in jail and no one missed him.

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  7. lol at the papoose jokes man.

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  8. Man...Busta on YMCMB....Why did he even leave Dr. Dre again? Hopefully he doesn't just keep doing background shit like he's been doing (Pussycat Dolls, anyone?), but he does have another track with Breezy out, though. The rapping fast thing should've stayed on "Look at Me Now." People don't even know that it's not like he couldn't rap fast before or something. Yo BigGhost, what about the Roc-a-Fella camp back then? Was Beanie and Freeway backseat, too? I think your blog needs more heads reading it, though. This shit is so truthful it's not even funny. Thanks for all of it.

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  9. Big Ghost...why you ain't speak on that Big_Jamaal shit on Twitter the other night son.
    That nigga clearly been listening to too much Drake son...I be telling niggas if you listen to too much Drake you gonna start growing titties and shit.
    Drake album a Estrogen supplement
    @VAsWorst

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  10. Ayo Tone when we gon get that WUSH folks part 2 par? This shit backseat shit was an epic win as always but niggas is fiendin for that WUSH folks part 2 son. Word bond.

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  11. Methodman and Redman made their Blackout before even Jay and Kells. There's a serious lack of hip hop specific, historical knowledge coming from that Drake dude(coz he aint fucking up with the crooning, which means thats what he stayed focused on). Thats why Luda had to set him straight about some other egregious tomfoolery.

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  12. Holy fuck man it broke my heart to see Busta do that too, I only hope that shits for the best

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  13. Once again, truth's been spoken...

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  14. "IT SOUNDS SO SOULFUL DONT YOU AGREE?"

    Classic!

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  15. Real talk son.but u know my nigga cole aint no backseat nigga.

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  16. Ayo Bigghost word em up foreal nahmean. leason learned here for those who didnt know is .!know your muthafucken place before you get thrown off the ride nahmean word b.

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  17. Damn kid,

    Been waiting 3 weeks for this. Props to anyone who actually went back to laff at the Harlem World video on youtube to see niggas shooting out of cannons.
    And Busta on YMCMB is as dumb as Boosie getting caught trying to smuggle codeine, weed and X into prision....and getting 8 years for it
    Do we have to wait another 3 weeks for another entry

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  18. lol that shit about papoose had me dying but its all facts he aint ever gonna be the king of ny, he aint even the king of his own neighborhood, or bloc.

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  19. This is the greatest hip hop post from any news/media/ journalistic outlet in the past 10 years.
    "you jus look out the side windows aight. You aint built for no windshield views n shit." = the realest quote about most rappers in the game today, period.

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  20. Yo methadone triceps,did lil aubrey ever respond to any of your shit?did he ever say "yo this nigga ghost wont stop rippin my asshole up,wtf im gonna shoot son"?he has to no about this talk

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  21. Keep puttin the knowledge out for these young, emotional ass, adhd niggas out that think they know what hip-hop is but couldn't tell you who krs-1 was. They swearin they know what they doin and what they sayin but just embarrassin themselves. Niggas is gangbangers now in apple bottoms and baby fat jeans. But this era gonna run short though with niggas like big k.r.i.t and kendrick lamar, nas droppin a new one. So its still some type of flavor coming. Keep doing your thing.

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  22. On point as usual Tone. Keep speaking truth about this Wack School generation

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  23. @ Two Dollar--The only ni99a that was a backseat dude was Bleek. Everybody else had their own movements. Beans gave his weed carriers opportunities to get their own weed. Cam did the same. Gave two of the worst rapping weed carriers of all time careers (Jones and Juelz). LOL Notice how the one dude that Jay brought in was relegated to getting his booster seat on, while the dudes Dame brought in did their own thing.

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  24. Yo ghost you might like this picture

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzw0ahYXk1qc0cxpo1_500.jpg

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  25. This is the only Hip Hop blog I bother to read any more.

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  26. Hahaha I forgot about papoose son, that nicca been handing out cassette tapes and stickers at shows for decades son!

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  27. "Lolmatic"

    Yo Big Ghost, imma hafta use that.

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  28. That Drake clip though. DEAD! And the piece on J. Cole. "but he was jus overjoyed to be eatin I think nahmean." lmaoooo *real tears*

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  29. I have no idea if this is really tony starks, I doubt it, but whoever, this shit is pure gold! WUSH pt2 FTW pls.

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  30. good mix of hating on Aubs and some new material here.
    Love the new shit...just dont forget to throw that bitch nigga under the bus as often as possible - funniest shit out!

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  31. I laughed throughout not only because it was funny but it was true. You got love all the way from Nigeria (and I know Americans don't know sh!t outside their soil, Nigeria is a country in Africa).

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  32. Big Ghost, you've done it again. This is some thesis level shit on backseat niggas.

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  33. Post The 3nd Annual 10 Softest Niggas In The Game. #nahmean

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  34. @Ryan wrote :
    "@ Two Dollar--The only ni99a that was a backseat dude was Bleek. Everybody else had their own movements. Beans gave his weed carriers opportunities to get their own weed. Cam did the same. Gave two of the worst rapping weed carriers of all time careers (Jones and Juelz). LOL Notice how the one dude that Jay brought in was relegated to getting his booster seat on, while the dudes Dame brought in did their own thing."

    I agree with every sentiment expressed here. Dame played a part in the success of every frontseat nigga in the Roc (Jay and Ye included). He had no say over Bleek and Amil and that is why they are who they are.
    Pusha T already addressed this disturbing trend w/ the sophomore rappers (Aubs, Wiz Khagina). But the people mostly at fault are Busta, Mystikal, Shyne, Juicy J and everyone else willingly co-signing this bullshit. No wonder Aubs thinks he can talk like a mob boss.

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  35. WRONGTEOUS - my new favorite word!

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  36. great shit ghost, that shit with busta bothered me too, but maybe it wont be too bad if they let him do his own busta thing and not try and slap seven backseat bitches on every track he drops

    o and the gq interview was tight

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  37. Another Classic read. "Estrogeneration™" pretty much sums this era of Hip Hop. I'm glad I grew up to the 80's & 90's ear of Hip Hop. I felt like them cats were the voice of the projects, hood, and all us people born without silver spoons in our mouth. These cats now a days are the voice of these spoiled ass kids who don't know what a spanking is and cry when they're parents raise their voice. Kids struggles are not getting a pair of new Jordans or the newest game system.

    I had to take a gander of the Harlem World video. I probably only saw the whole video once when it first came out and damn if that joint aint hit the nail on the head. They're just a bunch of clowns performing in a circus aka Hip-Hop. Was that Ma$e sister cause not only did he write her rhyme, she rapped it like he would have. If this shit would had came out now, they'd be on top of the world....maybe. It might not be soft enough.

    You're always on point...just don't make us wait so long. We like to laugh daily.

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  38. Been having a bad week and this post pulled me right out of it. Hysterical as always...Thanks Ghost!

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  39. Ghost please tell me you have seen the new cover of Jet magazine with Drake on the cover with "Drake hip hops Mr. nice guy PAID, FAMOUS, SAD!! SADDD!!!! Even Jet magazine is saying dudes soft!! Hhahaha

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  40. Not for nothing this has to be the realst shit I've heard in a long time! I'm tired of niggas cosigning all this bullshit hip hop, these bullshit rappers this Kotex music playing nowadays. And that shit hurt my heart too when Busta signed with Wack Money records... Even Juicy J signing with Wiz is a tampax maneuver... J was putting out records when this nigga Wiz was flicking boogers on bitches..

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  41. AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH I nearly shat myself on the Papoose part

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  42. ima keep it real yo. i fucks with big ghost but this nigga name drops drake more than game did dr. dre in his first 3 albums. in nearly EVERY post he gotta mention that nigga in one way or another. i mean that shit funny but fuck bro theres alot of other niggas that need to get aired out. dont get me wrong the take care review was hilarious, and i actually really like the album but still breh, you like 1 more article away from being a dickrider.i know you gettin alot of internet praise for that shit or whatever but that shits startin to get stale

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  43. shits funny as fuck as always man keep doin this shit.

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  44. the funniest article ive ever read. i was dying for 25minutes straight. dont stop

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  45. This is my first time ever posting a comment on a website...The whole article was TRUE...these new rap niggas full of shit to the fullest extent...I LOVE THIS WEBSITE IT IS EDDIE MURPHY RAW HILARIOUS

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  46. Dis shit aint funny, dis shit is real talk. Hands of Zeus dundunit again.

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  47. Classics funny as hell and so true.

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  48. Im a harlem dude and one thing i can say that Mase did. He was trying to put on all his niggas he knew when he should have been looking for talent.

    Dash another harlem dude, was unlike Jay Z. He never wanted to put a hold on niggas. Even tho i heard he tried to cheat beans out of 2million(i heard) he always tried to let niggas sit in the front seat. And create their own business. Dame Dash always mention that niggas could own this music shit. JayZ didnt agree.

    2 Pac is the perfect example of what every real rapper was. Outlaw niggas knew they role and it made that whole thuglife/Outlaws movement work. If Pac had a song ready and wanted niggas to get on and they wasnt ready they couldnt get on. Dam i miss those Pac days.

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  49. You messed up your whole argument. If Busta is such a boss why did he take the deal?

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  50. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh5FfuX5SFy5EP88UF see this shit

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  51. What you said about Papoose is true but you've got to respect that he's got some skill. As meaningless as his lyrics are, he's got good flow and rhymes

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  52. Classic piece, especially — "Nigga you jus look out the side windows aight. You aint built for no windshield views n shit. Niggas like Drake aint built for the front seat son."

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  53. Lil Widget isn't even a real boss, he's still in the backseat with the rest of the weed carriers. You see that Mannie Fresh interview about how he almost signed to Def Jam, even had a record ready with Widget, but it got squashed by Birdshit Sr and so the Def Jam deal fell through. Not even letting a bamma eat.

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  54. I thought Busta signed to Cash Money, not YMCB....i don’t like either organization but I recognize the difference.

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  55. yo my nigga Thor Molecules AKA Cocaine Biceps AKA Tony Starks AKA IRON MAN AKA Ghost,

    can you post some damn reviews on some real hip hop shit. like my nigga im down with you speakin truth bout these bitch made crooners but my nigga, you need to give the people some real reviews on the shit you dig. like the hip hop that's out there keeping the spirit a live and kickin my nigga. thats what the people want. give us some roots reviews some mos def (i will never call him yassin) some common some 9th wonder and his crew. PHonte my nigga. like give us that real hip hop shit my nigga.

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  56. Yo P-Tone dis ya boy The Chadillac a/k/a Chili Con Carnage a/k/a Two Maidens One Chalice. Jus wanted to tell you about Ye's outfit, nah fuck that, his ensemble last night at Watch the Throne, H-Town Edition. Now, if there's one thing we Houston niggaz do be$ide$ lean harder than a wild Gengar at a Trae concert, it's diss Yeezy for his inexorable decline from a respected MC to hair salon wallpaper designer.

    Yeah, so Ye's getup involved that goddamn pleather skirt he's been reppin in every publication from Pitchfork to Highlights For Kids. Like this nigga think he the black Braveheart or some shit, cept instead of mercing niggaz and gettin his fuck on with the princess he's making a stand for his right to check the "Other" box on the gender portion of his Toni & Guy job application. I mean, it's one thing to be Ziggy Stardust and be like "fuck I'm a god-alien-man-woman and I'm here to fuck," but it's some other reprehensible shit to be like "check this skirt brah I'm hard like Life and Times of S. Carter hard."

    Anyway, beware that nigga's gaze. Shit'll turn your Throwed Hustler shirt into 5000 threadcount Egyptian Cotton sheets. Nahmean?

    Oh, and to clarify, the god was not at Watch the Throne. My bottom bitch's lil bro was there. Said don't even worry, all them niggaz in skinny jeans can't fuck anyway. They'll die out.

    Peace. Keep putting lambskin bitches where they belong.

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  57. Yo you forgot TONY YAYO , Memphis Bleek , Jaehood , D-12 as a entire group ,Cuban Link ,jae Millz ( who will never come out with a album and rocking since making the band first season smh) , Ness , Trulife ,Hell Rell and Gunplay... these cats are true backseat nikkas ....

    aye whatup stillis, good job at them skits.

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  58. yo mempis bleek , tru life , d-12 ,hell rell ,arab,silk the shocker, the outlawz( foreal them are true backseat cats ,cause they stay riding pac's nut and he's been dead), jaehood,jae millz ( come on dude been out since the first making of the band and no album??), ness,cuban link , gunplay , tony yayo ,bang em smurf , and bishop lamont ...

    stillis what up mane ???

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  59. ayo Tone, review The Roots. Black Thought is the Illest!

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  60. That sh@t was too funny, and factual. Darts thrown were very on-point. "Lolmatic", a classic. I was appalled to hear that Busta hooked up with Young Money, too. What the fuxx is going out here?

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  61. Finally a word about Papoose...nigga gotta be the most irritating voice in Hip Hop nowaday. He been steadily gaining conifdent since no-one pays him mind...FINALLY. He needs to shut the fuck up, he had his mixtape run now it's over.

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  62. Real, everything you said was 100!

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  63. I think baby killed this dude. I heard it happened to another blogger who started calling out industry cats (not in music though). This nigga BigGhost snatchin food off baby plate, and when you think about it, baby is still a real street dude. I don't respect them or nothing, but I think he probably knows a lot of grimey ass people. If GQ could find this dude, why can't Baby and them? Y'all already know he's been fucking Wayne since Wayne was like 11, and molestation is some real street shit. I appreciate what BG does, but one has to wonder why the fuck no one in the industry isn't callin drake out? Methinks it's cause Baby's goons go and buttfuck them. Anyway, keep doing your thing bigghost, but you are gonna have to lose the anonymity if you are gonna prove the whole crew is fake. But something tells me you've thought about this and you realized somebody as ignorant as Birdman with that much money could probably do you some serious damage. Anyway see ya. Hope you are ok.

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  64. Meth Ankles AKA Vishnu Testicles AKA The Kryptonite SweaterDecember 10, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    Fast food niggas, tone. http://i.imgur.com/h9Vgn.jpg

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  65. Grear review as always Tone.

    but yo....how you gon let a dickrider called 'drakerovoxo' constantly bitch slap u on twitter! lol, everyone is watching that battle, you're on the ropes, handle that lil nigga!!

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  66. zygote mothafuckas

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  67. can we agree that puffy was a passenger seat nigga who managed to steer the car long enough so the mothafucka didnt crash after biggie got shot?

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  68. Aubrey "Just cuz I sing I'm not no BITCH!!!" Graham just od'd at the end of his 106 concert with Cole and Sean. Just fyi, your words might be reaching Drizzle

    That is all

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  69. How the fuck you gon go at Papoose, sons one of the illest lyricists of ALL TIME. Son would murder any member of the Wu lyrically, and this is comin from a Wu stan, one who owns every group and solo album officially released, including the disgraceful 8 Diagrams, the same 8 Diagrams where the REAL GFK+Rae stayed in the backseat like they should have done when RZA put the joint out, but then instead of appreciating the fact RZA gave these niggas their magnum opuses (Ironman and OB4CL), respect that he produced nearly the entirety of that 8 Diagrams shit, put in more work than just throwin down a few mediocre verses and instead of interjecting their own input during the making of the album, they waited for that shit to be done, then started talking out they asses about it. Word is bon jovi, how you gon' sit there and put Papoose, on the same page as these niggas, especially when you champion Bustah Rhymes, who aint released a dope track since Where My Money, Kanye West, who be makin an average of 1 good beat for every year hes been in the game, and fuckin Rick Ross, but shit course you gon give it up to the perfect attendence prison guard, you was probably thankful that fat dick was keepin the niggas you really scared of locked up at night.

    Always been a fan of the blog but you destroyed all credibility that, let's face it, you never really had (bein that you hide behind a persona anyway), with this hypocritical post, especially going at dudes like Pap, who just tryin to get his shit out there, whatever way he does it, n so fuck if he calls himself the King of NY? Biggie and Hova did that shit, n let's face it those niggas weren't even the nicest cats to come out they own burough (never mind step to Pap in a battle capacity) when they was releasin Ready 2 Die and Reasonable Doubt (AKA THE MOST OVER-RATED ALBUM OF ALL TIME! HOW MANY OF YOU EVEN GAVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY TRACK ON IT THAT WASNT D'EVILS AND DEAD PRESIDENTS? N SPEAKIN OF DEAD PRESIDENTS, NAS MURDERED HOVS OWN SHIT WITH A 5 YEAR OLD VERSE OFF THE WORLD IS YOURS WID SUM MINOR RETOUCHES), the fuck is wrong with y'all, how can there be some 80 comments n not 1 person called this punk bitch out for goin at real artists like Papoose, while blindly praising niggas that aint even makin real rap never mind real music.

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  70. .... did the guy above me seriously just compare papoose to ready to die and reasonable doubt?

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  71. ayo for real, i kinda agree wit 'h'
    ..i was never really a huge Jay-Z fan. he got skills, no doubt. i like a few of his jams, but the only album i ever bought was Reasonable Doubt (i gave that sh!t to my friend about 10 years ago). I was never a huge B.I.G. fan either, but i never hated either of them cats. I'm more into Mobb, Nas, Beatnuts, Bootcamp, DITC, Wu, De La Soul, Roots, Mos Def, shit i could go on and on. But my all-time #1 is G Rap, & i first heard Pap on Roots of Evil. he ripped that Home Sweet Funeral Home joint. Pap is nice lyrically, but WTF is up with his name though??? i mean, ain't that a baby-backpack?? ..and 'Pap' don't sound no better neither!! shit...back to the lab with that handle son. might be too late though

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  72. Look, we all know this blog ain't from the real Tony Starks? Cmon now Sun! Do you really think Ironman would stop whatever he's doing to update a blog just to talk shit about the faries we all know exist in hip hop? NOPE. The bottom line is the site is entertaining and funny and true, but I would like to see you review some real hip hop cats. Your reviews are always on point. Fuck Drake. I can't stand that nigga.

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  73. ^^Yeah he did, he also Papoose would murder EVERY member of the WU lyrically..*SMH*

    These estrogeneration is funny, and their inexperience shows.

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  74. FAN ART:
    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/717/38413334501232219245910.jpg/

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  75. ayo ghost we be needin some new ish mane! that radioactive album ain't a bad place to start

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  76. oh, look, papoose commented.

    a roots review would be bomb, but keep doing your thing either way

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  77. when u gonna review the new jeezy?

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  78. not really related to this post, but, how do you feel about them Wugazi remixes?

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  79. The young arrogant kid named "h" missed the whole point of the blog. The blog is talking about dudes who try to proclaim themselves among the best when in reality they are just second-rate rappers. Papoose might be a sick MC but he too is a backseat dude because he HAD the chance to make it big and instead flopped out. Face it kid. The dude has millions of mixtapes that no one is listening to and he has Remy Ma as his wife. He is the lost soul of a dying breed. A dude so confused that he truly believes that he is better than even 50 Cent. 50 may be weaker in terms of lyrics but he still has an impact. Jay may not be at his best but he is still running the game. And Nas is as legendary as ever. Papoose is sadly what they call a "wannabe".

    Oh yeah and the way you write, you don't look like a critic. You look like one of those butthurt beings who cry every time their hero is attacked. You also look like the guy who seethes with rage every time Jay-Z is mentioned in glory. In other words, you are what they call a Stan.

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  80. yo big ghost bring back the WUSH namsayin

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  81. over a month no new post...shits weak

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  82. Big Ghost, you need to bring back those celebrity interviews. Those were funny as hell.

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  83. yeah ghost shit be weak brutha. lay down some new wisdom for the these up and comers ya dig?

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  84. coke biceps man its time for some new shit.. a month without posts? i hope you are making a bigass post

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  85. I visit this shit regularly but Yo man, I love hip hop but pap does nothing but throw back to 90s shit and he a 5%er you goin at him is bullshit son, just makes you seem like you don't appreciate somebody spitting that heartfelt real deal mcneal type a shit son... Puttin niggas down who at least make an attempt to represent the struggle and shit on them in the same vein you call out souljah boi n company on they coonery is some fuck shit b, Im not even saying that papoose is the illest nigga to ever grip a mic, I honestly think the niggas hooks is garbage but you sound like you don't know what son is about par

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  86. My nicca Cocaine Biceps done spit more truth than a Young Eeyore childhood struggle track AGAIN!. Backseat niccaz need to know they place,that's why we're getting Meek Millz making songs about being bosses nshyt.

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