Ayo whattup yall...the Hands of Zeus aka Thor Molecules aka Phantom Raviolis aka Cocaine Biceps... otherwise known as The Blog King n the Inventor of the Slap...is now officially back in the building namsayin. As summa yalls already kno...the god aint really no big fan of the nigga whose album Im bout to discuss nahmean. But Imma give this shit a unbiased real ass nigga persective yo. Imma ga'head n introduce the nigga now namsayin. Ayo...kinda like ya boy Big Ghost...son goes by many names b...Drizzy or Aubrey or jus Aubs...n the Artist Formerly Known as Wheelchair Jimmy nahmean. But yalls might know him as The Kitten Whisperer aka The Harvester of Pauses aka The Taio Cruz of Hip Hop aka Young Garnier Fructis the pre-cum baby aka Jennifer Aniston's favorite emcee....n the muthafucka most likely to have a gateway to Narnia in his closet aka The Michael Buble of Rap or that nigga witta beatin vagina for a heart that you be hearin on the radio sandwiched between Katy Perry n Lady Gaga joints all day aka Justin Biebers beard n the only nigga on earth capable of turnin sandpaper into moist towelettes wit the touch of his hands...the vagina nectar-garglin nigga who makes lambs look dangerous hisself.....otherwise known as the Human Electric Slide... OctobVariesOwn....Drake. Now I promise yall...I aint got no expectations or plans to hate on this nigga unless the shit jus so happens to be wack nahmean...Word is bond. Truth is...I aint really got nothin against son like that yo. Aight lets go...
Ayo fuck this nigga b. First off...this nigga gotta stop wit this lonely mobster image he tryin to portray these days yo. This nigga said this shit was bout him feelin like he a king tho. Son said "I used to stare at this world through a glass window and, like, two to three years later, I become a king in that world. That's who's sitting on that cover..." They give this nigga a muthafuckin goblet n a table for one witta candle n a bronze owl n now he runnin rap? Nigga ya respect from ya peers is as deep as the success you got in the mainstream. Aint nobody in rap lookin up to you like that cos you dope. Your success is whats dope to these niggas son. King tho? Fuck outta here b.
1. Over My Dead Body - A forreal....this sounds like the soundtrack to some Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants type shit son. I forget who the broad he got singin the hook on this muthafucka is...but i think its Renee Zellweger or some shit. I feel like Im inside a Barnes & Noble or a Starbucks b... This joint is more light in the ass than the fushigi gravity balls you see in those infomercials at 3 in the mornin son. But yo...how the first words that this nigga got the nerve to utter on this muthafuckin album gon be "I think I killed errybody in the game last year man"? Pardon me son? Word? You mean the same year that Kanye dropped another classic album in...while yo overrated ass uhhh....DID NOT? That year b? You mean the year when niggas predicted you was gon do a milli the first week out n you did 450k instead...n then a few days later Eminem dropped n he did like 750k in HIS first week n kept YOU from gettin back to the top of the charts? The same year that Em n Jigga won all the Grammys YOU was spose to take home? THAT year son? Oh.
2. Shot For Me - I dont even know what to say b. Like forreal...after hearin this shit...I wouldnt be surprised if this nigga could pollinate a flower wit his fuckin breath son. Im pretty sure that son gets up in the morning n plays his harp for his cats n then slides down the muthafuckin banister in his satin man nightie n has a full glass of breast milk before he goes to the studio n hammers out some pooned out shit like this b. Sons talkin to a broad thru the whole song on some bitter shit n at one point the nigga even says "The way you walk...thats me. The way you talk...thats me. The way you got your hair up...did you forget? Thats me" Son... Thats you? Aight then... But the boy aint done yet yo...at the end of the joint he proposes a toast. This is how that shit go...
2. Shot For Me - I dont even know what to say b. Like forreal...after hearin this shit...I wouldnt be surprised if this nigga could pollinate a flower wit his fuckin breath son. Im pretty sure that son gets up in the morning n plays his harp for his cats n then slides down the muthafuckin banister in his satin man nightie n has a full glass of breast milk before he goes to the studio n hammers out some pooned out shit like this b. Sons talkin to a broad thru the whole song on some bitter shit n at one point the nigga even says "The way you walk...thats me. The way you talk...thats me. The way you got your hair up...did you forget? Thats me" Son... Thats you? Aight then... But the boy aint done yet yo...at the end of the joint he proposes a toast. This is how that shit go...
"May your neigbors respect you
Trouble neglect you, angels protect you
And Heaven accept you".
Ayo I gotta toast for you too Drake..."May you shut the fuck up"
3. Headlines - Lets be real...lotta yall muthafuckas dont wanna accept that this shit was a crime against heterosexuality...but thats cool. Yall feel like the human croissant did his thing on this shit. I respect that. But anyways...the god already had a few thoughts on this shit a few months ago namsayin. Yall can peep that shit rite HERE
4. Crew Love (ft The Weeknd) - Ayo I been startin to accept that maybe ALL these joints is gon be bitchmade son. Truth is I fucks wit The Weeknd tho b. The music on this shit aint that bad...but it aint really no kinda beat namsayin. But then here come Young Angel talmbout havin "soldiers" n niggas "who came up off the strip" for him n "come up off the hip" for him if he need em to. I mean......jus stop that shit son. Niggas kno ya pedigree b. Like you wasnt the little nigga ridin ponies n doin cartwhels in the backyard livin that upperclass suburban life before you became a Canadian teen soap opera star n shit b. Now you the nigga tuckin napkins in ya shirt while you eat cos you "mobbin like that" n orderin hits on niggas who disrespect you...jus stop it Aubrey. Son said "I think I like who Im becoming..." Im sayin the boy Aubs is startin to feel hisself a little too much b. Anyways son...when I thinks of Crew Love I think bout Beanie Sigel movin J Cole's mentor out his way so he could body the fuck outta a glorious ass beat while Jiggaman in his prime delivers a hook that sticks to ya ribs namsayin. Thats what Im gon always think of son...
5. Take Care - Is this shit house? This shits like some kinda African disco shit b. Nothin wrong witta nigga gettin his international on but sons spittin those cream-filled bars again. Ayo son actually dropped the words "tears all over the pillowcase" namsayin...like I aint even had to make that shit up b. But dont worry ma...Aubrey got his cape on again ...tellin the broads of the world exactly what yall spose to be thinkin n feelin n how "Somebody shouldve told you something...to save you". The moisture levels on this shit got clouds formin over my speakers b.
6. Marvin's Room/Buried Alive [Interlude] (ft Kendrick Lamar) - Aka the "Player HATER'S Anthem". This nigga jus gon use bein drunk as a green light to talk to a broad while her man aint around n tell her that son aint shit. This is what little marshmallow ass muthafuckas do tho. Word. Now clown ass niggas is gon try n justify this shit as son jus dealin wit real nigga emotions n shit...or like he aint afraid to jus be honest. Nah. Fuck ya real emotions b. Thats like sayin "oh son was jussa little tipsy off them 4 flirtinis he had n so he dropped dime on his mans who was violatin his parole but he was jus dealin wit some real nigga emotions..." Nah yo. Fuck THIS nigga b. But my dude Kendrick Lamar continuin his streak of rockin on other niggas high profile joints n stealin the whole spotlight from em by spittin the illest shit on the album. Problem is that the genius nigga that sequenced these joints tacked the muthafuckin interlude onto the end of this bullshit ass song yo...so you gotta either sit thru this audio progesterone ey'time or fast forward thru the muthafuckin lotion dispensatizing takin place jus to hear that muthafucka son. Im tellin you tho son....this nigga BEEN alignin hisself wit the niggas he most threatened by...the muthafuckas he sees comin for a piece of HIS pie nahmean. Yall jus aint seein it. He wanna keep muthafuckas like The Weeknd under his wing for a reason b. Theres a reason why son had J Coles ass openin for him (pause?) on tour. Theres a reason why son got Kendrick n ASAP Rocky openin for his ass on THIS tour b. These niggas might appreciate what son doin for em...but I see what the insecure shook nigga who be goin thru broads purses while they in the bathroom is doin son. Imma need somebody to edit Aubrey off this track for me tho...
7. Underground Kings - Imma speak on this speak on this song one time one time Awwwwh. The beat is kinda trill. Yeah the beat is kinda trill Awwwhhhhhhh. But ahh cant take how son raps...no not even a liiiitlebit. Not even a liiiiittlebit. Naw ahh don't really giiiiveashit. Nawwwwww...
Cos really ahh dont giveashit. They - keep - tellin - me that - ahh - jus - need - to - learn - to - giiiveashit. Maybe if you was in my shoes youd kno why ahh jus cant giiiiveashit. Ahh think its deliberate. Yeah ahh think its deliberate.
This song is too much homosex. Bwoy ahh aint into homosex. This nigga is so homosex....nothin against homosexuawwwwwwwls....But ah dont give a fuck what boobie say. He - might - be - cool - wit - Bun - but - nigga - Aubrey - aint - no -U-G-K....
Nawwww.....cos nigga you be gay. Ah - think- that - the - whole - world - thinkin - you be into bootie play Ahh....Nigga ahh jus think this songiswack...I - wasted - 3 - whole - minutes - of - my - life - nigga...I wannumback Ackhhh
8. We'll Be Fine - This shit got some bump to it. I was thinkin Young Angel might even try n lace this shit yo. This nigga jus lazy as fuck now tho son. Say what you want bout this niggas inability to display masculine tendencies n shit par..but son use to kno how to rap kinda namsayin. The nigga aint exactly spittin those sewage bars he been slidin to Wayne...but son had a few Carter 4-worthy moments on this shit too yo. "I heard you got your ways...I never woulda known. She said "yer such a dog...I said yer such a bone".
Birdman gettin his handrub on all over the end of this shit too. Shit had niggas worried cos he sounded like he was bout to rap....instead the nigga jus did his best to paint this nigga witta gangster brush....."Toronto stand up for one of the realest niggas...Drizzy wit the realest flow...y'kno? Toast to this gangsta shit fellas...." Word yo...jus look at this gangsta ass nigga....
9. Umso Umso Umso Umso Usmo Proud of You (ft Nicki Minaj) - I aint even mad at this beat son...but the shit this nigga be sayin yo...."I love it when your hair still wet cos you jus took a shower...runnin on a treadmill n only eating salad...sound so smart like you graduated college". I cant even stomach that shit b. Son always gotta be on some "Gurl you kno you look yo best when you jus gettin up in the morning n you got them creases on yo face from yo pillow n that crusty shit all in yo eyes cos thats the real you gurl awwwwwhhh" shit. That or he feedin broads that "you aint even kno how special you is cos other niggas dont be noticin it...but I do" shit. Ayo pardon me if you a female that happens to fall for this cornball shit...but most niggas DO be knowin bout these muthafuckin covert broad tactics namsayin. This nigga tellin you what you wanna hear n throwin all the other niggas you talk to under the bus....n got you convinced that he actually feel that way ma. Son be preyin on the weak. The nigga jus gon parallel park his top down bitchmobile on the track n do nothin but wait for these low self esteem havin broads to come flyin across the hood of his shit n take that bait. But its whatever namsayin. Let this nigga get his false Beyonce female empowerment on. But that hook son. Ayo is this nigga still attached to a placenta sack b?
10. Lord Knows (ft Rick Ross) - Anybody remember the last time Just Blaze produced a wack joint now? This beat is some incredible shit my nigga. Rozay does his thing too...n if I couldnt understand what the homie Young Playtex was sayin...I would say his shit was aight too. But listen to this niggas bars son.....
But yo..I fucks wit this joint son. Real talk tho...I woulda fucked wit it even if there was no vocals until the Bawse comes in n gets his ignorant on anyways. If somebody gets me a instrumental of this joint Imma jus play the shit outta that muthafucka too son. Matter fact Im lookin forward to hearin OTHER niggas body this shit namsayin (no...not you Papoose). Cos son gave this nigga one of the top 3 beats of the year nahmean. Plus Just Blaze beats is like jeggings son....they can make almost any bitch ass look good.
11. Cameras/Good Ones Go (Interlude) - That Jon B I hear son? Anyways this nigga jus gon get his Lil Tunechi froggy flow on now. At the end of the day this is jus some more of that "Here nigga hold my purse music" that son been specializin in for the last few years. But its almost like a cherub came n whispered in the niggas ear after he recorded this shit n told him "Son...this shit aint moist enough b...you need to come do a duet wit me now" for the interlude...
12. Doing it Wrong (ft Stevie Wonder) - This nigga jus took bitchassedness in hip hop to a whole new level on this one b. Like son jus discovered new frontiers in softness that aint nobody EVER explored my nigga. I cant even believe what the fuck this dude sayin yo.
"When a good thing goes bad its not the end of the world...its jus the end of a world that you had wit one girl"
No dignity whatsoever b. None. ZERO son. Not a single solitary snowflake of fuckin decorum left in this nigga. I tried to type out the muthafuckin words to the hook n that delicate ass shit jus floated off the screen when I did it yo...so you jus gon have to listen to that shit yaself son. This nigga gotta orchard of pauses blossoming all over this muthafucka. If yall enjoy these audio vagina injections thats cool...but I cant fuck wit this shit nahmean. I kno son is legedary as fuck...but Stevie playin his harmonica over that shit at the end dont mean shit to me neither b. Might also be time for my dude to jus think bout lettin go of those braids already par. Those muthafuckas start like 8 inches further back than they did in the 80s nahmean. No disrespect to the legend but Im jus sayin b...
13. The Real Her (ft Lil Wayne & Andre 3000) - Now its time for this niggas ode to savin strippers. Havin 3 Stacks on this joint dont make this shit any less unacceptable b. But whenever the citizens of Los Hopeless get tired of lettin niggas slip singles down the crack of they asses they jus flash that muthafuckin vagina spotlight up on the clouds n wait for this nigga to slide down a rainbow witta cape on his back n a tote bag full of sweaters he jus finished crocheting to come save they asses son. The boy Drake is fightin on the front lines of the war for keepin broads from takin they clothes off for money b. This nigga saves more hoes before 9 am than most niggas gon save in they whole life namsayin.
14. HYFR [Hell Ya Fuckin Right] (ft Lil Wayne) - If this muffin-top havin ass nigga wasnt jus squirtin out another sonnet bout the same shit n talmbout textin a broad the whole time I woulda said son killed the first 40 seconds of this muthafucka. Anyways yo....I dont hate this shit. I mean...I dont really fuck wit it like that neither...but I aint mad at it yo. Im sayin I dont see myself wantin to smack a nigga witta light post or nothin if he play this shit in front of me or nothin. Like I dont feel like I gotta slap a nigga into another realm of the universe n go seed his broad up if he accidentally lets this shit come thru the speakers namsayin. I aint gon necessarily throw a volcano at a nigga if he got this shit playin in his crib n I can hear the muthafucka nahmean. I mean...thats definitely some kinda improvement over the rest of this bullshit yo.
15. Look What You've Done - Im havin Sideline Story flashbacks b. This nigga nearly put me to sleep wit this shit yo...but this shit probably one of the better joints on this muthafucka still. Its like this nigga on a roll now wit back to back joints thats still kinda bitchmade but not as horrible as all the other bitchmade shit on this album nahmean. You could even say that if son jus did more bitchass shit like this instead of the other bitchass shit he do...he would be aight. This shit is so delicate that playin it out loud wit no headphones actually jus made my clothes softer b. But it was definitely a step in the slightly less bitchnigga direction for son.
17. The Ride (ft The Weeknd) - Ayo my illegally downloaded version of this muthafucka aint come wit this track par.
So thats the whole album son...or what Im gon refer to as that cascading waterfall of invisible dicks that sons fans call his music. Swear this nigga got the most forgiving fans on earth tho b. The nigga gets that exotic budgie tatted on his shoulder..."Nah chill...he jus doin him son". The nigga drops a million odes to savin broads..."Ayo chill...son jus tryna live par". The nigga starts rockin sweaters from 1983 Sears catalogs n shows up to awards shows wearin grandmother cardigans made from old sofas..."Nah chill...son jus stayin tru to hisself"...Im sayin b...the nigga could show up at a awards show wearin a unitard n niggas would still be like..."Jus let that nigga do him....he jus doin him son". Yall muthafuckas should be ashamed of yallselves tho....for lettin it come to this shit in the first place namsayin. Yall LET this niggas get to the top like that. Im talkin to niggas who emcee too. Yall done allowed this nigga to come in the door...n now he done opened the floodgates to a million other soft ass muthafuckas jus like him son. Ayo nobody disrespected Father MC n Candyman like that back in the day b. Them niggas was makin careers outta droppin soft ass shit too. Dudes aint try to crush they whole existence or nothin...but niggas aint exactly say "Ayo Father MC n Candyman yall niggas should be showin the rest of us muthafuckas what direction to take Hip Hop in yo...". But I dont even blame Drake b. That nigga SHOULD be able to have his lane. Its all good son. I hate that niggas music n he definitely that corny nigga at the club who pops open a bottle of champagne n then sniffs the cork...but he allowed to follow his dreams b. But yall niggas put that muthafucka on a pedestal. Like I said b...I dont blame Aubrey tho. Drake is what happens when ya son is conceived during a period week namsayin. That nigga was jus conceived on the wrong end of a menstrual cycle yo. These niggas gon always exist bruh. But I aint no follower son. If I dont like some shit...I dont jus rock wit it cos thats what broads be listenin to... n cos I want broads to be feelin me. Thats like sprayin yaself wit perfume jus cos chicks be enjoyin that shit...Yall effeminate ass niggas smarten up. Niggas always callin Drizzy homo tho. Im sayin yo...I dont think thats even the case b. N if it was...I aint judgin the nigga based on none of that yo. I mean...maybe son is kinda homo-esque. But either way par...this niggas masculinity been terminally ill for a hot minute now...that shits been on life support since Thank Me Later dropped b. But Im sure that muthafucka done kicked the bucket forreal wit this album son. If you niggas cop retail versions of this shit dont forget to take the cd in for a yearly pap smear b. Ayo fuck this shit son. Aight peace.
By the way yo...Imma give this shit...
1 Zeus Slap outta 5
or
5 Drake Pinky Salutes outta 5
Take ya pick b.
5. Take Care - Is this shit house? This shits like some kinda African disco shit b. Nothin wrong witta nigga gettin his international on but sons spittin those cream-filled bars again. Ayo son actually dropped the words "tears all over the pillowcase" namsayin...like I aint even had to make that shit up b. But dont worry ma...Aubrey got his cape on again ...tellin the broads of the world exactly what yall spose to be thinkin n feelin n how "Somebody shouldve told you something...to save you". The moisture levels on this shit got clouds formin over my speakers b.
"Pushin me away so I give her space
dealin witta heart I didnt break
I be there for you, I will care for you
I keep thinkin you jus dont kno..."
6. Marvin's Room/Buried Alive [Interlude] (ft Kendrick Lamar) - Aka the "Player HATER'S Anthem". This nigga jus gon use bein drunk as a green light to talk to a broad while her man aint around n tell her that son aint shit. This is what little marshmallow ass muthafuckas do tho. Word. Now clown ass niggas is gon try n justify this shit as son jus dealin wit real nigga emotions n shit...or like he aint afraid to jus be honest. Nah. Fuck ya real emotions b. Thats like sayin "oh son was jussa little tipsy off them 4 flirtinis he had n so he dropped dime on his mans who was violatin his parole but he was jus dealin wit some real nigga emotions..." Nah yo. Fuck THIS nigga b. But my dude Kendrick Lamar continuin his streak of rockin on other niggas high profile joints n stealin the whole spotlight from em by spittin the illest shit on the album. Problem is that the genius nigga that sequenced these joints tacked the muthafuckin interlude onto the end of this bullshit ass song yo...so you gotta either sit thru this audio progesterone ey'time or fast forward thru the muthafuckin lotion dispensatizing takin place jus to hear that muthafucka son. Im tellin you tho son....this nigga BEEN alignin hisself wit the niggas he most threatened by...the muthafuckas he sees comin for a piece of HIS pie nahmean. Yall jus aint seein it. He wanna keep muthafuckas like The Weeknd under his wing for a reason b. Theres a reason why son had J Coles ass openin for him (pause?) on tour. Theres a reason why son got Kendrick n ASAP Rocky openin for his ass on THIS tour b. These niggas might appreciate what son doin for em...but I see what the insecure shook nigga who be goin thru broads purses while they in the bathroom is doin son. Imma need somebody to edit Aubrey off this track for me tho...
7. Underground Kings - Imma speak on this speak on this song one time one time Awwwwh. The beat is kinda trill. Yeah the beat is kinda trill Awwwhhhhhhh. But ahh cant take how son raps...no not even a liiiitlebit. Not even a liiiiittlebit. Naw ahh don't really giiiiveashit. Nawwwwww...
Cos really ahh dont giveashit. They - keep - tellin - me that - ahh - jus - need - to - learn - to - giiiveashit. Maybe if you was in my shoes youd kno why ahh jus cant giiiiveashit. Ahh think its deliberate. Yeah ahh think its deliberate.
This song is too much homosex. Bwoy ahh aint into homosex. This nigga is so homosex....nothin against homosexuawwwwwwwls....But ah dont give a fuck what boobie say. He - might - be - cool - wit - Bun - but - nigga - Aubrey - aint - no -U-G-K....
Nawwww.....cos nigga you be gay. Ah - think- that - the - whole - world - thinkin - you be into bootie play Ahh....Nigga ahh jus think this songiswack...I - wasted - 3 - whole - minutes - of - my - life - nigga...I wannumback Ackhhh
8. We'll Be Fine - This shit got some bump to it. I was thinkin Young Angel might even try n lace this shit yo. This nigga jus lazy as fuck now tho son. Say what you want bout this niggas inability to display masculine tendencies n shit par..but son use to kno how to rap kinda namsayin. The nigga aint exactly spittin those sewage bars he been slidin to Wayne...but son had a few Carter 4-worthy moments on this shit too yo. "I heard you got your ways...I never woulda known. She said "yer such a dog...I said yer such a bone".
Birdman gettin his handrub on all over the end of this shit too. Shit had niggas worried cos he sounded like he was bout to rap....instead the nigga jus did his best to paint this nigga witta gangster brush....."Toronto stand up for one of the realest niggas...Drizzy wit the realest flow...y'kno? Toast to this gangsta shit fellas...." Word yo...jus look at this gangsta ass nigga....
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| "And shout out to Toronto bitch Im Tony in my city" |
9. Umso Umso Umso Umso Usmo Proud of You (ft Nicki Minaj) - I aint even mad at this beat son...but the shit this nigga be sayin yo...."I love it when your hair still wet cos you jus took a shower...runnin on a treadmill n only eating salad...sound so smart like you graduated college". I cant even stomach that shit b. Son always gotta be on some "Gurl you kno you look yo best when you jus gettin up in the morning n you got them creases on yo face from yo pillow n that crusty shit all in yo eyes cos thats the real you gurl awwwwwhhh" shit. That or he feedin broads that "you aint even kno how special you is cos other niggas dont be noticin it...but I do" shit. Ayo pardon me if you a female that happens to fall for this cornball shit...but most niggas DO be knowin bout these muthafuckin covert broad tactics namsayin. This nigga tellin you what you wanna hear n throwin all the other niggas you talk to under the bus....n got you convinced that he actually feel that way ma. Son be preyin on the weak. The nigga jus gon parallel park his top down bitchmobile on the track n do nothin but wait for these low self esteem havin broads to come flyin across the hood of his shit n take that bait. But its whatever namsayin. Let this nigga get his false Beyonce female empowerment on. But that hook son. Ayo is this nigga still attached to a placenta sack b?
10. Lord Knows (ft Rick Ross) - Anybody remember the last time Just Blaze produced a wack joint now? This beat is some incredible shit my nigga. Rozay does his thing too...n if I couldnt understand what the homie Young Playtex was sayin...I would say his shit was aight too. But listen to this niggas bars son.....
"So Im goin thru her phone if she go to the bathroom n her purse rite there...I dont trust these hoes at all"
"Thats why I walk around wit all this gold on...n every time I run into these niggas they want no problems"
"They take the greats from the past n compare us...I wonder if theyd ever survive in this era"
"I know of all the things that I hear they be pokin fun at...never the flow...they kno I run that"
"Im a descendant of either Marley or Hendrix"
"Im hearin all of the jokes...I kno they tryna push me...I kno that showin emotion dont ever mean Im pussy"
"A lot of niggas came up off a style that I made up...but if all I hear is me ...then who should I be afraid of?".
But yo..I fucks wit this joint son. Real talk tho...I woulda fucked wit it even if there was no vocals until the Bawse comes in n gets his ignorant on anyways. If somebody gets me a instrumental of this joint Imma jus play the shit outta that muthafucka too son. Matter fact Im lookin forward to hearin OTHER niggas body this shit namsayin (no...not you Papoose). Cos son gave this nigga one of the top 3 beats of the year nahmean. Plus Just Blaze beats is like jeggings son....they can make almost any bitch ass look good.
11. Cameras/Good Ones Go (Interlude) - That Jon B I hear son? Anyways this nigga jus gon get his Lil Tunechi froggy flow on now. At the end of the day this is jus some more of that "Here nigga hold my purse music" that son been specializin in for the last few years. But its almost like a cherub came n whispered in the niggas ear after he recorded this shit n told him "Son...this shit aint moist enough b...you need to come do a duet wit me now" for the interlude...
"Dont you go gettin married...dont you go get engaged
I know youre gettin older...dont have no time to waste
I shouldnt be much longer...but you shouldnt have to wait
Cant lose you..cant help it...Im sorry Im so selfish"
12. Doing it Wrong (ft Stevie Wonder) - This nigga jus took bitchassedness in hip hop to a whole new level on this one b. Like son jus discovered new frontiers in softness that aint nobody EVER explored my nigga. I cant even believe what the fuck this dude sayin yo.
"When a good thing goes bad its not the end of the world...its jus the end of a world that you had wit one girl"
No dignity whatsoever b. None. ZERO son. Not a single solitary snowflake of fuckin decorum left in this nigga. I tried to type out the muthafuckin words to the hook n that delicate ass shit jus floated off the screen when I did it yo...so you jus gon have to listen to that shit yaself son. This nigga gotta orchard of pauses blossoming all over this muthafucka. If yall enjoy these audio vagina injections thats cool...but I cant fuck wit this shit nahmean. I kno son is legedary as fuck...but Stevie playin his harmonica over that shit at the end dont mean shit to me neither b. Might also be time for my dude to jus think bout lettin go of those braids already par. Those muthafuckas start like 8 inches further back than they did in the 80s nahmean. No disrespect to the legend but Im jus sayin b...
13. The Real Her (ft Lil Wayne & Andre 3000) - Now its time for this niggas ode to savin strippers. Havin 3 Stacks on this joint dont make this shit any less unacceptable b. But whenever the citizens of Los Hopeless get tired of lettin niggas slip singles down the crack of they asses they jus flash that muthafuckin vagina spotlight up on the clouds n wait for this nigga to slide down a rainbow witta cape on his back n a tote bag full of sweaters he jus finished crocheting to come save they asses son. The boy Drake is fightin on the front lines of the war for keepin broads from takin they clothes off for money b. This nigga saves more hoes before 9 am than most niggas gon save in they whole life namsayin.
14. HYFR [Hell Ya Fuckin Right] (ft Lil Wayne) - If this muffin-top havin ass nigga wasnt jus squirtin out another sonnet bout the same shit n talmbout textin a broad the whole time I woulda said son killed the first 40 seconds of this muthafucka. Anyways yo....I dont hate this shit. I mean...I dont really fuck wit it like that neither...but I aint mad at it yo. Im sayin I dont see myself wantin to smack a nigga witta light post or nothin if he play this shit in front of me or nothin. Like I dont feel like I gotta slap a nigga into another realm of the universe n go seed his broad up if he accidentally lets this shit come thru the speakers namsayin. I aint gon necessarily throw a volcano at a nigga if he got this shit playin in his crib n I can hear the muthafucka nahmean. I mean...thats definitely some kinda improvement over the rest of this bullshit yo.
16. Practice - The fuck is this shit b? This nigga turned Back That Azz Up into a ballad? Thats like some shit only a rape nigga coulda imagined son. Anyways b...the message to this muthafuckin joint is basically that all the other niggas that this broad done fucked wit was jus practice for her...for when she would eventually meet Aubrey's beige ass n be able to show him what she done learned namsayin. Again yo...Im sayin...who says shit like that? Wack ass creepy rape type niggas is who b. Niggas who hang out by the pool at night time n scare broads away...like this nigga rite here...
18. The Motto (ft Lil Wayne) - So niggas is really still jerkin yo? Son...this shit jus makes me wanna hurt innocent creatures b. I might need to go punt my neighbor's dog across the fuckin block jus to relieve my muthafuckin tension after listenin to this bullshit rite here again son. This shit was like havin herpes in my ears b. You might only live once son...but apparently you can keep makin gay ass music forever if you wanna.
So thats the whole album son...or what Im gon refer to as that cascading waterfall of invisible dicks that sons fans call his music. Swear this nigga got the most forgiving fans on earth tho b. The nigga gets that exotic budgie tatted on his shoulder..."Nah chill...he jus doin him son". The nigga drops a million odes to savin broads..."Ayo chill...son jus tryna live par". The nigga starts rockin sweaters from 1983 Sears catalogs n shows up to awards shows wearin grandmother cardigans made from old sofas..."Nah chill...son jus stayin tru to hisself"...Im sayin b...the nigga could show up at a awards show wearin a unitard n niggas would still be like..."Jus let that nigga do him....he jus doin him son". Yall muthafuckas should be ashamed of yallselves tho....for lettin it come to this shit in the first place namsayin. Yall LET this niggas get to the top like that. Im talkin to niggas who emcee too. Yall done allowed this nigga to come in the door...n now he done opened the floodgates to a million other soft ass muthafuckas jus like him son. Ayo nobody disrespected Father MC n Candyman like that back in the day b. Them niggas was makin careers outta droppin soft ass shit too. Dudes aint try to crush they whole existence or nothin...but niggas aint exactly say "Ayo Father MC n Candyman yall niggas should be showin the rest of us muthafuckas what direction to take Hip Hop in yo...". But I dont even blame Drake b. That nigga SHOULD be able to have his lane. Its all good son. I hate that niggas music n he definitely that corny nigga at the club who pops open a bottle of champagne n then sniffs the cork...but he allowed to follow his dreams b. But yall niggas put that muthafucka on a pedestal. Like I said b...I dont blame Aubrey tho. Drake is what happens when ya son is conceived during a period week namsayin. That nigga was jus conceived on the wrong end of a menstrual cycle yo. These niggas gon always exist bruh. But I aint no follower son. If I dont like some shit...I dont jus rock wit it cos thats what broads be listenin to... n cos I want broads to be feelin me. Thats like sprayin yaself wit perfume jus cos chicks be enjoyin that shit...Yall effeminate ass niggas smarten up. Niggas always callin Drizzy homo tho. Im sayin yo...I dont think thats even the case b. N if it was...I aint judgin the nigga based on none of that yo. I mean...maybe son is kinda homo-esque. But either way par...this niggas masculinity been terminally ill for a hot minute now...that shits been on life support since Thank Me Later dropped b. But Im sure that muthafucka done kicked the bucket forreal wit this album son. If you niggas cop retail versions of this shit dont forget to take the cd in for a yearly pap smear b. Ayo fuck this shit son. Aight peace.
By the way yo...Imma give this shit...
1 Zeus Slap outta 5
or
5 Drake Pinky Salutes outta 5
Take ya pick b.
First.
ReplyDeleteHaven't listened to Drake before (I live in Australia, which is relatively Drake proof), but Big Ghost says a Just Blaze beat is hot, then I'm going to check it out.
ReplyDeleteBIG GHOST DA GAWD
ReplyDeletei'm guessing 0 volcano slaps out of 5 then?
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteThis dude just wrote a whole book dedicated to drake! Crazy shit is I kno most of it is funny!
ReplyDeleteANOTHER GEM!!!! MAD QUOTABLES.. TOO MANY TO START COPYING AND PASTING. THANK YOU GHOST!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO DA GAWD destroyed this album...but i still fucks wit take care
ReplyDeleteGhost selects what comments to post. Dude is trying to make an Internet career off another mans hustle.
ReplyDeleteHe's a dickriding faggot who loves the attention, real talk.
Y'all need to stop blowing smoke up this roman noodle eating nigga's ass, word is bond.
Real niggas got drake, ghost is as fake as they come.
perfect review good shit par much love from ct fuck that gay ass nigga
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOO
ReplyDeleteClassic post.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE AUBREY
ReplyDeleteLMAO True Story
ReplyDeleteThis nikka Drake made the ultimate Summer's Eve commercial with this album!
ReplyDeletelol u can tell ghost liked take care. OVOXO
ReplyDeletethis album is wayyyyyyy better then ambition and cole world , just saying , and its funny how u dont fuck with drake but u like rick ross who's the biggest fake in hip hop lol
ReplyDeleteL.M.A.O. The Real Her, Take Care, Practice, & The Motto had my DYING. Seriously though I cant tell if the album was hip-hop (like the smallest fraction) or R&B (auto-tuned/pitch corrected T-Pain shit). I don't hate the album, but I don't like it either.
ReplyDelete"rick ross the biggest fake in hip hop"
ReplyDeleteonly white suburban 50 cent fans care about that shit lol Ross makes hit after hit, minus the softness..nobody mad at that nigga for having another job at some point..shit, I'd be ashamed of it too..it still don't take away from his talent.
A fake Rick Ross>>>>>any Drake
80% of take care was muffin cake..Lord Knows might be the only track I'll play outside my girl's car.
ReplyDelete''Real niggas got Drake.'' Naw, you soft as they come by the sounds of it. You cryin over this review? Go cuddle Aubs
ReplyDeleteYo homie. Another great review. Had to give you your props. http://sundaybrunch.me/blog/2011/11/9/big-ghost-chronicles-reviews-drakes-take-care-album.html
ReplyDeleteSTOP HATING. Your a wack ass dude. He raps about what he feels, hes not out there trying to be someone hes not. FOH
ReplyDelete"Plus Just Blaze beats is like jeggings son....they can make almost any bitch ass look good."
ReplyDelete*DEAD
Can't wait to see the hate from Drake's Build-a-bear army on this.
Lmao
ReplyDeleteTo hate Drake so much, this clown Ghost sure spends a HELL of a lot of time talking about him. Go get a dictionary and learn how to speak so we can at least understand your hating to its full capacity. OVOXO
ReplyDeleteROFFFFFFFFFL
ReplyDeleteAYO LOOK AT THE PAGE VIEWS ON THE BLOG JUST SKY ROCKETING RIGHT NOW.
hahaha.
ReplyDeleteEPIC.
My thing is that Drake said he was gon stop so much singing and he's singing on this album more than ever. Not that I mind the sing-rap steez but he was just straight talk singing on most of these joints. When is he gon start rapping again, cuz like Ghost said, there was a time when he could actually rap.
ReplyDeletePeople are gon call this the album of the year though, or second best behind WTT. It prolly is since Ambition AND Cole World were dissapointments. It has some joints but it's far from a classic. I don't mind somethin different but he's still talkin about broads too much. Wish he got back on his Comeback Season steez or even his So Far Gone mode. The Motto, Lord Knows, HYFR, even The Real Her are gon be hits tho.
To me u sound insecure get off his dick
ReplyDeleteProbably one of the realest/funniest Drake-related posts you've ever done... and you've done a shit ton of them. That said, keep the album reviews coming.
ReplyDeleteBig Ghost with another homerun lmfao.
ReplyDeleteReal talk, I threw Take Care into my dryer and made my sheets softer.
ReplyDeletethe jcole review >>> this
ReplyDeleteyour just stating the same "drake is soft" bs, like you've said 100 times in the other drake articles, shit is getting old.
All you niggas out here with your Captain America shield up trying to defend Drake I got a crushing newsflash for you tender cats...THAT NIGGA DOES NOT KNOW YALL. You lil niggas would snitch on your best friend if it came down to it but you're out here logging into other people's websites to get mad about some jokes about a dude who doesn't know you exist. How backwards is this? You new niggas got to GO...ASAP. Where the fuck are yall's fathers?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, real talk I don't even accept the "oh I just play this cuz my girl like it" excuse for this shit. My woman ain't into this tender shit nor could I fuck with one who was on any real level...not because it's tender but because we both know music and realize it's better singers AND rappers than him out there. If u gonna do R&B, cool...just dont expect niggas to believe u when u kick some pseudo-sorta-tough guy shit. i'm not drinking the Kool-Aid or Frutopia or whatever yall niggas drink to make you put this nigga in your top 5 MCs list and catch feelings over him.
Peace to Big Ghost.
Fuck Drake.
ReplyDeleteYou's are all fucking retarded. You gotta act hard to be hard? Love is a big part of life, whether you're a real gangsta or online pretending to be one. Everyone can relate to this album. Too soft? The way someone acts, emotional or not doesn't embody their toughness. Take away your "guns" and "gang" and none of you are "harder" than a fuckin suburban kid who's athletic and can fight.
ReplyDeleteI've been a Drake fan. I'm from Toronto and I've seen him come up and take shit over, but I was hella dissapointed with TC. Why isn't he fucking rapping? This is 90% R&B. Why isn't Club Paradise, Free Spirit, Dreams Money Can Buy on there? Son shoulda put out a double album and provided a 50/50 R&B/Hip-Hop split for his fans. He neglected his Rap fans with this offering. Shit is too soft for me.
ReplyDeleteBest. Review. Ever. Written.
ReplyDeleteTo all ya'll niggas hatin on Ghost for keepin it 100 and to all ya'll niggas who support this cotton candy ass nigga's 'music'... STFU and accept the reality of things. Ya'll sound so butthurt after reading this blog.
ReplyDeletePreach on Ghost!
the pictures you find are always the greatest omg lol
ReplyDeleteFor real Ghost is setting back the race a 1000 years with these primitive ideals.
ReplyDeleteThen again I doubt he's black anyway. Dude probably owns shares in world star real talk.
yall aint feeling the Coodie Darts Aubrey be shootin on some cupid shit?? As much as i shouldn't, i fucks with some of this shit.. I'm more offended that he wants to pretend like life was hard up until wayne signed him.
ReplyDeletei mean...
ReplyDeleteI dont get how any dude over 12 years old could listen to drkes shit b, sounds like the theme music to a ride at disney land
ReplyDeleteWhy even review it? Should've just made one grand conclusion about it and say that it sucked. This dude is like a blogging Charlamagne. Hates Drake, but will always talk about him. Sounds like a hater to me. If I don't like someone, I give my opinion (or not) and move on. Why is it so hard for YOU?
ReplyDeleteLMBO
ReplyDeleteYou're mad biased Ghost - but I can't front this shit had me rolling. Then again, I can appreciate the fact this is a satirical blog.
ReplyDeleteBut we know we know...Drake is kittens, shit gets old after a while - you made you're point months ago, LOL....
With that said, I fucks with a couple tracks in this joint...But I hate all the RNB bullshit this nikka put out. 10% of the album is TOUGH the rest is straight fabric softener - I can agree with you on that.
Ricky is not a lyricist btw....but he does produce hits.
1. K. Dot
2. Tyler
3. SchoolBoy Q
4. Asap Rocky
5. Childish
My top five of up-and-coming nikkas
Yeah Drake should be beat to a pulp for every uttering the words hip hop again. This shit is tissue paper.
ReplyDelete"Everyone can relate to this album. Too soft?"
ReplyDelete^^^
Like i said, i like the album, beccause i take Drake exactly for what he is and the production is tough on some songs but this shit is very soft. i dont know how hes comfortable saying some things.
on "Shot For Me" he repeats "the way you wear you hair, the way you walk.. thats me". i know what it supposed to be but it sound like women givin each other tips.. Or on Some Zoolander, Metilda shit..
On one song he says "all i love is reppin bitchin" repeats it constantly and then finally says reppin & bitches..
Everyone accepts Drake for being their friend who cries at sleep overs because hes away from his parents and thats fine, i like Drake to an extent BUT This review is fuckin awesome as is every other review, even for albums i fuck with.. but dont say everyone can relate to this album lol.. Some of my friends who flip a table and pretend MOP was blaring as they destroy my room if they heard me listening to this shit.
He's not a hater, at least a 100 people have been waiting for Take Care just for this review lol
Reading these negative comments is hilarious. Why are y'all so offended by someone else's opinion? So insecure with your own, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteOnly teenage faggots use the word 'hater'. Enhance your vocabulary frat boys.
ReplyDeleteNo, I CANNOT relate to Drake (in response to any one of you 350 "Anonymous" cats mad at the review)...I've been in all sorts of relationships, in and out of love, etc. Have I ever gone through a woman's phone? No. A real man just lets a bitch he can't trust go. That "Marvin's Room" shit is not for real niggas...oh and you don't have to be a gangbanger or pushin crack to be a real nigga, btw...just conduct yourself in a manner other than bitchmade. You niggas are cut from another cloth, man...chiffon or some shit.
ReplyDeleteYo Big Ghost, this isn't even the full Album name, Aubs told me what it is. Take Care: I'm Fragile
ReplyDeletebest part of this album is kendrick lamar's verse
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who does not find anything Ghost says funny?
ReplyDeleteEvery post of his is just a bunch of hating. And it's not even funny when he hates. It doesn't matter if I like who he's talking about or I don't. "this nigga soft as *random comparison pulled out the ass*". It's not clever, witty, poignant...anything. I've heard better when I was 6th grade in gym class.
Niggas on internet message boards and twitter dying but anyone can write this bullshit. Every time I see someone link an article from him I see a whole lot of lol's and I think "Okay, if this many people are laughing then something in his article has to be funny".
I click the link; I'm reading a terribly-written, painful-to-read article and I'm alive as shit.
I don't understand it. That whole...section about putting dudes on a pedestal was very, very ironic.
Son,this shit is a classic review b. I nearly died at half of this shit son. ''I tried to type out the muthafuckin words to the hook n that delicate ass shit jus floated off the screen'' A nigga died when he heard that shit. Also all the Drake stans are coming here trying to say '' only real niggas listen to drake''. Son? '' Real niggas''? A real nigga where you live is probably any black kid cause you're some white kid who's a Drake stan and probably lives in Canada. Fuck all the Drake stans,fuck Drake's music. Fuck everything. This shit is mad ass b. Also son that nigga Tyga and Mac Miller I think dropped their albums already or are going to. You need to go in on those corny ass niggas.
ReplyDeleteThis is by far the best thing I've read all day. I got a good healthy laugh out of this.
ReplyDeleteThe proloque befor the review was tooooooo funny. But also true, Ghost. I have listened about half of the album and it's ridiculous. Ghost expresses what I felt when listening.
ReplyDeleteGOt nothing but love for Drizzy, but this had me rolling
ReplyDeleteo v o x o . . STOP HATIN'
ReplyDelete"To hate Drake so much, this clown Ghost sure spends a HELL of a lot of time talking about him. Go get a dictionary and learn how to speak so we can at least understand your hating to its full capacity. OVOXO"
ReplyDeleteFOOLS IS ON SOME REAL BITCH SHIT WHEN THEY SAY SHIT LIKE THIS...GET REAL
wow, I actually like Drake and Take Care but all the people that's mad about Big Ghosts review need to look at yourself, you'll hilarious
ReplyDeleteCalling him insecure( For fucking real?), hater,him setting the world back 1000 years,talking bad about his writing (even though it's not that easy to mimic the way another guy talks in written words).
Is it that hard to just enjoy a funny review, you don't need to take everything so fucking serious.
5/5 Review, so many quotables
404: English not found.
ReplyDelete404 X 2: Drake's rap ability not found. Again.
Genius. Well done.
ReplyDeleteGreat review. For more on tear-stained pillow cases check out manwall.com
ReplyDeleteLol! This one is a classic. Somebody Twitter this blog to Drake please.
ReplyDeleteBest review .Ever.That "nigga drake was just conceived on the wrong end of a menstrual cycle"
ReplyDeleteI can't believe how ri-diculous this whole article is, you have some problems...Aubrey is my half brother, and I don't think that you have any right in saying this stuff about him. He has worked harder in his life, then you will in all your days, you could work till the day you die, and you still will never even come close to being as good as he was 2 years ago, and now still. Get a life, grow up. You are such a fool
ReplyDeletethe most hilarious part of this review are the pics of big & pac, hov & nas... then j cole & drake.
ReplyDelete"They take the greats from the past n compare us...I wonder if theyd ever survive in this era"
really aubrey?
Damn ya'll niggas hatin on big ghost are real stupid. Like soulja boy stupid. It doesn't take a college education to realize this shit is a parody and for entertainment purposes. Besides, whether you liked the album or not, it can't be denied that this is shit is all types of charmin soft, emotional, captain-save-ho shit. Forreal tho is this nigga ever gonna drop a straight hip hop album?
ReplyDeleteThey're mad as fuck in here, lol.
ReplyDeleteThis shit is too funny. this album was, wait hold up, IS fucking gold. your funny grammatically incorrect typing ass can eat a dick. stop hating cause hes an artist and go hate on shania twain or some shit
ReplyDeleteYou need an agent, and a contract
ReplyDeleteGhost turns dog shit (Drake's Album) into pure gold (feature length critique and character assasination).
ReplyDelete"People are gon call this the album of the year though, or second best behind WTT. It prolly is since Ambition AND Cole World were dissapointments"
ReplyDeleteHonky Kong? Dr Lecter? Or did you just mean commercial bullshit album of the year? I wish Big Ghost would review some real albums instead of bubblegum pop shit all the time.
Shoulda gave this shit 0 Zeus slaps b....b you gave this dude a zeus slap?? nah b, no zeus slaps...recount the votes b
ReplyDeleteLmao! Finally, dis nigga just broke down what i've been tryna explain to niggas and broads for years. It's all true and yet funny at the same time. Now im taking my ass to go read ur Carter 4 review (this finna be good) keep up the good work bruh
ReplyDeleteThat lame sound like Doug Funnie trying to rap but still cant make Patty mayonaisse.
ReplyDeleteWho can listen to this sappy shit all the way through? Yeah, this is the shit I make love to my girlfriend to, going through your purse while your in the shower. Drake is an flabby fish looking cornball trying to act like a gangster and a gigolo, but he's makin albums for twelve year girls and faggot warcraft players that are having the same girl problems Aubs is.
ReplyDeletethe whole things was hilarious the pics went well with the review
ReplyDeletesounds like a h8er 2 me
ReplyDeletewho the fuck do you think you are? plus your straight wrong, ur trying to be different but your just fuckin retarted
ReplyDeleteWOW!! THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY!! why doesn't this people who wrote this achieve what he has and then you can talk.If i achieved something like this i would rap about it too.and some people say you can't understand his raps well maybe your too old to listen to it in the first place.fucking haters,before you start dissing on other peoples work make sure your are good.insecure freak! Grow up and act your age and quit hating on other peoples success because you haven't done anything with ur life besides writing this dumbass blog
ReplyDelete<3Drake till the day i death and i will continue to support him.
Yo, my man... you are fucking incredible. Great review... don't stop Big Ghost!!!
ReplyDeleteI like how you have nothing better to do but sit hear and go hard on drakes album you bum ass nigguh get a life drakes out there making money and you sitting at home on ur ass just writting bullshit cuz your a fagott smh!
ReplyDeleteSmh. Shit ain't even funny. Its crazy how you made a Blog just to criticize other people. You're fake. You not hating yet your hating the way he does shit. You got hater tatted all over ya forehead B. #pathetic ass nigga
ReplyDeleteI love Drake, but a lot of his fans are plain idiots. If this shit gets you railed up, you're an imbecile, period. The point of this shit is to make you laugh. I'm even willing to bet the dude who actually writes this doesn't dislike him entirely. The guy is simply an easy target, there's just no denying it. And yeah, no matter what you listen to, there's always someone out there bashing it. If you let that shit influence you whatsoever you shouldn't even be listening to music. But yeah, bigghost, I was expecting more, at this point you're just recycling jokes. Kinda disappointed with this one.
ReplyDeleteAY YO.....SHUT THE HELL UP GHOST.
ReplyDeleteDEAD. idk what was better this review or the C4 review. does it really surprise anyone that drake fans gettin all emotional over this? i mean they are drake fans lol. i like a few tracks on take care but the highlight is easily Kendricks part, fuck the Kitten Whisperer for puttin it after the gayest fuckin song on the album. lookin forward to your review of wac millers latest struggle, i hope you tear that shit apart.
ReplyDelete@ the fag who put "only white suburban 50 cent fans care about that shit lol Ross makes hit after hit". no, only people who care about the sanctity of hip hop care about that shit. yeah he makes hits, but so do soulja boy and justin bieber. popular music DOES NOT mean good music. only good thing bout Ross tracks are the beat. thats it
props Big Ghost, keep doin what you doin homie. some of these fags need to develop a sense of humor
Yo G, I almost pissed my pants at some of your lines. You're right when you say that you can't blame him lol He prob really loves your shit G. Now what can the brotha say lol You should turn this shit into a tv show.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to catch ur show in Canada!!
THAT NEW SHIT THAT YOU GOT IS OVERRR-DOODOO
ReplyDelete- Drake
Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City
ReplyDelete43k units sold
didn't know poetry was a gangsta thing to do?
Ghost defiantly's got some issues within himself to be so mad with someone i'm sure he's never met, but it's a frustrating time for alot of people so i get it man.
I mean he hasn't had a successful album in 11 YEARS and 15 TRYS.
sofargone on it's own can over power his entire career..
heard some things in my day but this is just coming out of left field. Get your credentials back up before you make a comment little man.
BIG GHOST IS DA GAWD
ReplyDelete"the only nigga on earth capable of turnin sandpaper into moist towelettes wit the touch of his hands"
ReplyDeleteAWESOME!
lol all I'm saying when I heard this is Trey Songz shit has more testosterone than this dude. He isn't convincing at all and it's cool if you like this shit, but people talking about he one of the greats, he top 5, he all this other shit are full of it for real. That's what makes it bad, if dudes just let him be him and he wasn't so arrogant you could walk away but I just can't.
ReplyDeleteHell can I quote Brick James real quick too? all these sensitive ass niggas. You keep whinin bout bitches you won't have none. No woman wants to be around a dude who carry kleenex for when she gets mad at him and he starts crying. dudes call you a hater because you explain in intricate detail why something is wack. They not going to ever get it son but you have to represent for the real. I listened to this and haven't listened to nothing but mobb deep, Sigel, Jay, and aggressive shit since.
ReplyDelete"I hear the comments and jokes, i know thtah thier tryna push me/I know that showing emotions dont mean that am a pussy"
ReplyDeleteI never read anything this long...this was fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!
ReplyDeletecouldnt evn get past 4. waste of a d/l
ReplyDeletedrizzy get tatted on his back (pause)
shit wat go on next -- Tiga Pawz.
Big Ghost. From the heart bruh! Thank you for puttin' us up on the scoop regarding this Drake album. You had me in stitches. But more importantly, what you said in this review is ALL true. Can't wait for the next review! Peace God!
ReplyDeleteRob Swift
"If I dont like some shit...I dont jus rock wit it cos thats what broads be listenin to... n cos I want broads to be feelin me. Thats like sprayin yaself wit perfume jus cos chicks be enjoyin that shit...Yall effeminate ass niggas smarten up." ...One of my favorite quotes from this review.
I think it's funny that all the mother fuckers who are mad at ghost for clownin their favorite rapper, didn't put their name down... That just goes to show that being bitchmade is contagious... If you really down with this rapper than get ya weight up and put ya name up... Stop hiding in your moms basement bumping your Drake cd's trying to slander anonymously...
ReplyDeleteFUCK DRAKE, WAYNE, And They Whole Crew... Start liking real hip hop again...
One,
Reggie Warlock
#KillStuff
Great review; I listened to the rip while I read it. My comment is, this can't be the actual album, can it? This sh@t is gar-bage. Uninspired and boring.
ReplyDeleteI love it when dudes come in thinking this is the real Ghostface Killah or something. It's like their emotional trauma is clouding rational thought.
ReplyDeletethe niggas commenntin that's all mad and shit is females, straight up.
ReplyDeleteFIRST OF ALL THIS ISN'T THE REAL GHOST FACE KILLAH'S BLOG. IT'S AN IMPERSONATOR. AND TO THE FUCKING IDIOT WHO SAID GHOST HASN'T HAD A SUCCESSFUL ALBUM IN 15 YEARS. SUPREME CLIENTELE? GTFOH. GHOSTFACE HAD AT LEAST 3 SONGS IN THE TOP 100 HIP HOP SONGS OF ALL TIME. HE WAS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT MEMBERS OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HIP-HOP GROUP OF ALL TIME. WU-TANG YOU FAGGOT. GHOST WILL SHIT ON DRAKE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. FUCK YOU. GFK BITCH.
ReplyDeleteThis Guy Needs a TV Show Son. At Least a Pilot Episode lol
ReplyDeleteWhoever wrote such a long text against Drake, I have to tell you - NIGGA, FIRST LEARN HOW TO WRITE AND DO NOT BE RETARDED! YOU ARE TO BEYOND STUPID,I cant even describe it! DRAKE IS AMAZING, GREAT, BEYOND WONDERFUL! You dumb ass, leave the streets and weed and go back to school to learn how to write words and then start talking about THE GREATEST - DRAKE! CAUSE MY MAN DRIZZY DESERVES HUGE RESPECT! TAKE CARE
ReplyDeleteoh shit you're gonna hit 100 comments this time!
ReplyDeleteDrake fans are throwin their used maxi pads all over the Gods Blog Nahmean, what part of the game is this??
ReplyDeleteYou're a hater. That's all...
ReplyDeleteFunny though...
it was kinda hard to read, but i agree more or less.
ReplyDeletewi-tang forever
And your a nobody from staten island.. so ur opinion is useless anyway. Have fun eating jerk chicken in stapleton dirty nigger
ReplyDeleteall these drizzle stans mad b
ReplyDeleteThis is soo fuckkin funny i love these posts hahahhaaa! Mr. magic lotion hands hahaaaaaaa
ReplyDeleteFuck Young Money and all the faggots that support em, because they're also supporting the death of hip-hop. And for the dude that called Ghost a nigger, 1. this ain't even the real Ghost 2. how do you juggle listening to rap while being a Klan member so easily? FOH forreal.
ReplyDeleteidk whats funnier, the reviews or the sensitive ass, daffidil in their ear, stress release candle using muhfuckas that get on here and comment gettin all serious and offended over an OPINION (a rather accurate one at that). i like Wiz and Cole but i still laugh my ass off when Big Ghost gets at them. yall muhfuckas need to smoke a blunt or something and lighten the fuck up for real. you exposing yourselves for the bitches you really are.
ReplyDelete2nd funniest thing that occurred to me today. to all you drake/ghost haters ... lighten up. it's one man's opinion. don't catch feelings, yo. it's just someone's perspective ... that makes a lot of people including myself laugh. keep em' coming, ghost.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, if someone has a website funnier than this review, please post. we ALL need to laugh more nowadays.
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If you listen to the song Crew Love the weekend says Rainbow Flowing...The song litteraly is gay, he says theres a bunch of niggas in here what you looking at me for. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIL B'S FIRST SINGLE. Nothing wrong with being gay but theres everything wrong with masking that shit and brain washing kids to be like you. NOT COOL DRIZZY lol
ReplyDeleteIf Drake stopped making music then BG wouldn't have to keep making the same reviews. It's the same soft play by play because Drake is mind-rackingly soft.
ReplyDeleteThe Human Croissant, lol.
The song crew love The Weekend says Rainbow Flowing....enough said (google it and listen to it if you dont believe me). Nothing wrong with being gay, but masking you gayness to brain wash kids to be like you. THATS PURE DOOSHER.
ReplyDeleteFuck Drake and anybody that go against what Ghost says. Real talk. Drake is a soft ass bitch.
ReplyDeleteInternet niggas crawling all over this blog yo
ReplyDeleteWhy's Drake look like Mandark from Dexter's Laboratory in that middle school picture though? LMAO
ReplyDeletehahahaha big ghost smackin village niggas in manhattan for rappin
ReplyDeleteLMFAO yo this was too funny. It's funny how niggas come on this blog all emotional because a guy had a personal opinion about music. It's meant to be funny dont get so upset just cause you met a guy that didnt like your favorite rapper for the first time lmao I'm a huge j cole fan and he made a funny unfavorable review about cole world it didnt mean i read the review with a angry ass face saying to myself "wow this niggas an idiot he doesnt know anything about music" lmao he doesnt like drake dont be a bitch about it just accept it
ReplyDeleteFUCKTARDS HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T HATE DRAKE IT'S FUCKING COMEDY RETARDS
ReplyDeletebig ghost da gawd keeping it real
ReplyDeletewww.per-diems.com
^^^ Damn, "dirty nigger" though, this is NOT the real ghostface one and the only person using that epithet is some white suburban drake stan or someone who's vagina is TRULY hurt by the real shit that was said on this post, get a sense of humor, this is satire but he goes hard at a bitch nigga
ReplyDeleteMIKEOGETEM
Man, I haven't even listened to Take Care yet because I'm waiting for all the hype to die down... With that said: REAL TEARS are rolling down my face, man, LMAO! I can't even go back & copy & paste some quotables; there are too many. This shit was eternally entertaining to read, & that's what I'm going to take it as.
ReplyDeleteyo its soo many teenage girls..and niggas that either not getting any ass or sad as fuck that their girls left them cause she caught them bumping this Ministration Mix when she came over...but forreal big ghost is the funniest i swear an shoutout to K Dot killing the drizzle aka mr lavender & vanilla comfort febreeze bka sir splenda dandruff
ReplyDeletenah b.. this nigga aubrey was obviosuly molested.
ReplyDeleteHaha when Ghost said he's going to be unbiased, he's a real bitch nigga for that one.
ReplyDeleteYo par, does living off Drake pay this nigga's rent or something?!
ReplyDeleteTake Drake from this guy's blog he wouldn't have more than 100 views.
To this is a ho nigga for real. That's some real fuck shit.
AYE.. this shit is funny as fuck. good work
ReplyDelete1. Unbiased , thats bullshit... you hate this nigga aubrey
ReplyDelete2. You ROASTED this nigga.
3. Comedy Central should hire you for Their roast specials
Family, I swear, the only reason I listened to this album, Asap Rocky's mixtape and ambtion was so I could Fully Enjoy the review. I also copped Freddie Gibbs joint and Apollo Kids cuz you were pumpin them. Amazing review. Me and my people wait for you're updates. Drans (Drake Stans/ Drake Fans) will be Drans. Hit us wit a list of your fridge pack. Peace god. May the raviolis remain phantom and al dente.
ReplyDeleteBig Ghost the God. Hate all you want Drake stans you're all pussies who like the softest music ever made. Eat a dick if you're hating. Salute if you listen to real hip hop.
ReplyDeletethis is the greatest blog of all time... GHOST U DA BANKSY OF BLOGGIN... seriously tho fuck Drake and fuck Drake's wack ass fans for gettin all bent out of shape over a hilarious and well on point review
ReplyDeleteman COMPLETELY DEAD@ this review, I'm at work just cracking up at it, there are some true gems in this review and once I finished it I KNEW cats were gonna get emo in here. Good job GhostFase
ReplyDelete#dies!
ReplyDeleteFUNNIEST SH*T I EVER FU*KING READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDamn son! You ethered that Culture VI nigga. Shout outs to that rape nigga LOL! He's probably lurking by the pool right now. LMAO!
ReplyDeleteDrake's gay, and I broke my girlfriends arm after she bought Drake's 1st album.
ReplyDeleteHe said Drake was concieved on the wrong end of a menstrual cycle! THat's some coldhearted shit right there man! Damn!!!!LOL
ReplyDeleteYo Nigga , Make an album go platinum then I'll take this serious , Your a hater bro , your a waste motherfucker just sitting on the computer shit talking about greatness you can never achieve.
ReplyDeleteI'M NOT ONE TO SAY SOMEONE IS "HATING". BUT THIS MY FRIEND IS. BLACK PEOPLE AS A WHOLE HATE LOL. 75% OF YOU JUST CARE ABOUT "SWAG". YOU GUYS HATE ON DRAKE BECAUSE HE'S NOT RAPPING ABOUT GUNS AND VIOLENCE, OR BEING HOOD. LOL. NOTICE NO ONE HAS COMPLAINED ABOUT MEEK MILL. NOTICE NO ONE HAS COMPLAINED ABOUT WIZ'S ( MARIJUANA SMOKING THEMED MUSIC). BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THIS GENERATION IS INTO REALLY LOL. EVERYBODY IN HIPHOP IS A CRITIC, LOL. IF ALL ARTIST OBEYED THE RULES, I GUARANTEE HIP HOP WOULD STAY THE SAME LIKE IT WAS BACK IN THE DAY. YOU WOULD BE HEARING THE SAME SHIT. SO HOP OFF DRAKE'S BEEF , ITS CALLED INNOVATION. DOING SOME DIFFERENT SHIT. THAT'S WHY HE'S MAKING MONEY OFF A STYLE HE CAME WITH. NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP AND FINISH GETTING YOUR POLO OR BBC OUTFIT READY. BTW I'M BLACK.
ReplyDeleteThe quotes you extracted just tell it all about this album, nothing more needs to be said. But one of them is just plain and truly shocking:
ReplyDelete"They take the greats from the past n compare us...I wonder if theyd ever survive in this era"
What the fuck was he thinking? How in the fuck can he still walk the streets safely after this? This is fuckin blasphemy at its best!
I see myself becoming more and more bitter, my man. It hurts so much to see people mistaking this shit for Hip Hop, that's that shit that hurts the most. Cause if the goddman kitten whisperer just stood the fuck in his lane, declaring his "music" some other shit and wouldn't compare his goddamn self to true Hip Hop artists, I guess nobody would mind. But like this? Somebody please sponsor me a sniper rifle.
GOAT (GREATEST OF ALL TIME) GRAMMER
ReplyDelete#REALTALK
He addresses you and Pusha T at the same time:
ReplyDeleteI'm hearing all of the jokes, I know that they tryna push me
I know that showin' emotion don't ever mean I'm a p*ssy
Know that I don't make music for niggas who don't get p*ssy
So those are the ones I count on to diss me or overlook me
It strange..you are here critizing someone who obviously has made it where u would like to be ...using intelligenice and not saying..naymean after every sentence fragment. i think you should first go take an english lesson and maybe a business course before you try to down someone else style...because it does not match you "nanmean" hood fab attitude . You are entitled to your opinion however, your is biased and based off of jealousy and hatred ...which makes you look as idotic and uneducated as you sound i pity you... Good day
ReplyDeletelmao...if i had a nickel for everytime the word "hater" appears in this thread...
ReplyDeletedickriding fans have been using the term "hater" to explain people who DON'T just hop on the dick of the new age popular shit for YEARS...nothing new...y'all are the same followers, just in new bodies, following new people...add that whole "learn proper english" to the list too....wow, y'all is REALLY reaching...lmao, hating or NOT this shit is FUNNY...PERIOD...get OVER yourselves AND drake...smh@how many times i had to smh in this thread...lol
lmao at how butt-hurt some of y'all is about a review done by SOMEBODY IMPERSONATING GHOSTFACE FOR THE PURPOSE OF COMEDY...is south park "haters"???? is family guy "haters"???...y'all is really clowining yallselves...no wonder they coming as "Anonymous"...lol, the one person who's name was revealed, revealed it with a website, lololo, "drakeforlife.com"....LMFAO! this is CLASSIC hiphop comedy...enjoy it...laugh a bit...and if ya elbows is ashy just rub a copy of this pussy ass n*gga drake's album on em and y'all be good...word
finally, a voice for the hatred. appreciate this.
ReplyDeletePhantom Raviolis, "Inventor of the Slap", is eloquent in his own vernacular style which depicts his great understanding of persevering urban masculinity in the amalgamating culture that is hip-hop. Cocaine Biceps understanding of his art form's gritty street poetry is refreshing and on par with the state of hip hop's decline from a stylistic point of view. Mr. Tony Starks is able to truly transmit the softness of this pre-elementary style of verse that Drake has bestowed on this American art form. This was a precise and heartfelt review that Mr. Starks should be applauded for and should be recognized as significant critique in the world of hip-hop! This literary masterpiece should be analyzed in collegiate classrooms where comparative lit or afro lit courses may breakdown its stylistic and metaphorical value in comparison to works from Shakespeare in order to exhibit how the language of today is just as expressive and inclusive of double and triple entendre as well as hyperbolic verse in the same fashion that the literature of the passed, especially classical lit like Shakespeare, Chaucer and Malory. This may definitely be accomplished because Shakespeare's language is just as foreign to inner city kids as Mr. Biceps' vernacular is to members of upwardly mobile society and academia.
ReplyDeleteMy Hat Goes off to you Mr. Tony Stark!
Since I got put on game in June I check this blog daily, definitely comic reflief! LMAO Drake didn't get my hard earned money but I may have to take my computer for a pap smear next year for downloading this album.
ReplyDeleteOn Point As Usual & Fuck These Sugar Sweet Soft As Snail Shit Ass Niggaz.. Str8 Like That !
ReplyDeleteShit was funny but the album was dope. I'm def gon buy this jawnt. OVOXO
ReplyDeleteGreat review! With you on every song. The strongest song IMO is Look what youve done. good song.
ReplyDeleteOTher than that, besides the Rick ross joint, album is complete landfill.
My only issue with drake is he is allowed to develop into a decent mc and is forgiven easily for bullshit, while real mcs don't get any sunlight.
My only hope with any new Drake album is Styles P bodies the good beats.
Yo B this is Drake.. after I put down my Goblet..I fixing to beat yo Ass..LOL... hahahahaha
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXJRuhE1_h8
ReplyDeleteSide ripping open laughter. Keep em coming.
ReplyDelete"the human croissant"
Really??
lol
Isn't it funny to anyone else that the people who are supporting drake and bashing this review for having terrible punctuation and spelling have terrible punctuation and spelling?
ReplyDeleteBig Ghost's writing style is just like this, written like how you say it. You guys are actually trying to type English and fail to do it properly.
Aside from this observation, this blog once more delivers what everyone expected/wanted/needed from it. This review has more gems in it than crown jewlery son. Real talk.
My biggest problem with the album was how boring it was. He's a kid, what does he have to rap about, honestly? Every song was basically the same--Crew Love was great though, but mostly because of the fire beat + The Weeknd, whose beats are good, but arn't always friendly. Drake did well on that song too, I actually believed him, and he didn't try to 'sing' which he simply cannot do well, he is baby-talking into the mic.
ReplyDeleteI can see why 14 year old girls masturbate to this. The beats on this were great, I'm looking forward to someone putting The Weeknd on all the tracks.
Off top, Drakes faggot ass got sonned, I dont care what a dran "drake-stan" thinks about what I gotta say, Because Ive been saying this shit for years now, since his gay ass dick in the booty ass came out with his cornhole consoling shit. This review was nothing more than perfect, and if you disagree and use the term "hater" or wish to attack Big Ghosts grammar. First off let me tell you that when someone calls me a hater, that it does nothing more than re-affirm the fact that I am seriously speaking the truth, and their faggot asses cant handle it. So that said, I only call it how I see it. Only new age v-neck wearing homo music bumping faggots listen to this shit. This dude is the epitome of non-masculine, knows nothing of what a "real nigga" has to go through, and never was for that matter. If your a soft ass dude who is into women telling you how to live your life, or dependent on a woman to your entire existence, or a dude that thinks he has to compromise himself to gain attention from the opposite sex. Then you probably listen to this bullshit and defend it as if your life depends on it. In conclusion and to end my 2 cents, I have only two things to say to all the drake fans....1: you probably all dont have a solid father figure in your life, and if you call me a hater because I said this, well....read my rant and you will know what that tells me 2: this is bullshit faggot music.....and when someone like myself gets pissed off hearing it, we get mad because idiot d.j's and wack ass government owned media personalities add the honored title of HIP HOP to its genre description. THIS IS NOT FUCKING HIP HOP. IT IS A DISGRACE TO HIP HOP, ITS NOTHING CLOSE TO HIP HOP, AND NOTHING ABOUT THIS SHIT IS HIP HOP. you wanna be on some brand new shit, go create a new genre and call it FAGGOT SHIT....it will be all yours, and you can support all the faggot shit you want, and nobody will tell you anything. Hell I will even shut up, and not dog out your favorite bitch nigga. All the cupcake fucks in the world need to jump off the hip hop train, Hip Hop wasnt borne out of no bitchmade shit. And those who really know what the fuck hip hop is, know this shit to be true. THATS IT....IM DONE....and THAT IS ALL!
ReplyDeleteFunny how the only track (Look What You've Done) Ghost somewhat praised is the only track I somewhat liked....Shows you how bad this sophmore album was, overrated as fucked! Comin from a Canadian too.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!!!!!! You should have a Vlog... Video Blog!!! Too funny and the Lil B stuff was funny too
ReplyDeleteI thought Drake was too emo but his fans make Drake look like Mr T punching a tiger in the face.
ReplyDeleteThis whole thing hilarious.
ReplyDelete"conceived on the wrong end of a menstrual cycle"
This continues to be the most anticipated album reviews out there.
I love this review, I love these people arguing in the comments. I don't hate the album but I don't love it. The sing with Kendrick is when it picked up.
ReplyDelete@Lord Abstract: 100% real talk!
ReplyDeletehow bout you just hop off, i dont see "Ghost" out here releasin' anything, idc if its good our not cuz someone mustve thought it was, you know with drake being one of the highest paid rappers out there...
ReplyDelete@Lord Abstract The M.C. said... u mad ? lol go take some medication cause its really not that serious..
ReplyDelete"If your a soft ass dude who is into women telling you how to live your life, or dependent on a woman to your entire existence, or a dude that thinks he has to compromise himself to gain attention from the opposite sex." WTF ?
You need to get ur shit straight homie. All of the tracks on this album are fire and you are just hatin' cause you cant recognize the swag. Drake's doin it whether you like it or not. OVOXO
ReplyDeleteKeep shittin on this fake, Ghost.
ReplyDeleteYou can't talk about a nigga being soft when you fuck with a Gucci background... If I could read what the fuck you would saying I would attempt to insult you. You should try going back to seventh grade...
ReplyDeleteAll you butt hurt ass niggas are too sensitive. this Dude is entitled to his opinion just like everyone else.. FUNNY ASS REVIEW
ReplyDeleteBig Ghost..omg..this post was soo funny!! Seriously you Drake fans got issues!! Im sorry this shit was horrible and im a girl. If my husband was playing this shit in the car I would go home and check his closet for thongs and stilettos. I thought i was listening to Omarion when I hear this album. If Drake wants to go under the R&B category in Walmart then it's all good but as a rap artist?? Yeah ok
ReplyDeletethis review is fucking hilarious.
ReplyDeletei love drake, OVO forever,
but this shit made me laugh so damned much.
Are all of you fucking serious? ACTUALLY reacting to the "criticism" in this "review", other than the comedy. IT'S COMEDY!
ReplyDeleteThis post by GhostFASE was brilliant. As is Take Care. I'm very satisfied with both. That is all.
first of all this is a classic post of true nigger you are a true douche bag, worth nothing in life considering you are a dumbass nigger who does not know how to spell for shit. second of all i am white so it must hurt even more that i call you a dumbass classic nigger who does not know shit about life, let alone rap. This shit should be embarassing for you considering drake is amazing and is more than twice the man you will ever be fucking illerate fuck
ReplyDeleteThis is blatant disrespect, and please tell me what the definition of a "real nigga" cause in my opinion they went out in the 80's. It's one thing to be opinionated and another thing to judge..... Look in the mirror my nigga and you could really use Webster or spell check cause it took me about and hour to read and understand this nonsense...
ReplyDeleteThis is the true definition of a HATER
ReplyDeleteghost, you have always been my favorite member of the Wu...you just became my favorite member of the planet tone. yo, i was depressed before reading this documentation of hip hop's plight, and now i am fucking happy as hell. this shit was as brilliant as the invention of Oxy Clean. i am 29, nyc born and bred, we grew up on the real shit...we watched mf'ers fall off, but forgave them knowing they would bounce back...ie. Nas (owe me back like you owe your taxes period)...but this suburbaban sprawl canadian ranger shit is fucking bogus. much love to the south, love me some outkast, goody mob creative shit...but the rest of most of it is bogus nutsacks shrinking in cold weather...ricky titty and weezy asthmatic admitting to love eating chocha is about as far as my respect goes yo. just the fact that a dude who was a correction officer (a job meant to keep black and brown locked the fuck up under the banner of corruption) NEVER could have happened back in the day. us kids from the days of old are looking at each other saying, what the fuck? (but not that loud because now our kids are in the room)...also (and i am for the gays always, no homophobe) what is with all the homo-esque crew love? let that motha fucker go join the crips or some shit, wtf? he needs a crew so bad? someone give his ass a bandanna and a beatdown and sign his ass up yo.
ReplyDeletemuch love!!
here is some insignia for Aubs gang paraphernalia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CanadianRangersCrest.gif
I'm a Drizzy fan and this shit was funny as HELL. Come on people lighten up, you know what your getting yourself into when reading a big ghost review. Laugh a little and take care.
ReplyDeleteWho the hell taught this guy how to type? this is ridiculous, how am I suppose to take this review seriously if it's hardly understandable. He called Drake "son" and his music "moist" like 10 times? Sounds like a jealous ass dude who has no taste in music unless its talking about drugs in every verse, which is obviously all this moron does. horrible review IMO. Take Care was alright at best, this dude's grammar = impossible to read.
ReplyDeleteall you children standing up for drake are faggots with no sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteI read this on the train to work and was in tears, the pics were gold as well and soare the reactions from that fruitcake fairy Faggit, what we have here is Homosexual Hop Lil Wayne is the leader and Nicki Minaj is the tranny they all pump daily, I'm waiting for the truth to come out and as it stands Young Money is NOT Hip Hop and never will be they should all be shot point blank inthe head and maybe then we can get rid of the cancer known as Young Money fuck this nigga and fuck the coons that destroy what Hip Hop is all about b.
ReplyDeleteGhost you fucking merked Drake 10 times over. Love the quotables. That's some real shit on the Candyman, Father MC comparison. There is a lot of truth to that. Keep that real hip hop alive. 1
ReplyDeleteSeems Like everyone is confusing Big Ghost for Ghostface Killah. He isn't Ghostface Killiah, and he isn't trying to be lol. This is NOT a parody account. With that being said, keep doing your thing Ghost, had me in tears yo.
ReplyDeletetotal rubbish. the review makes no sense.
ReplyDeleteIf you like Take Care you're a faggot. Enough said.
ReplyDeleteWow, I don't know how black people can scream racism when they advocate homophobia like this. What are you trying to compensate for?
ReplyDeleteWow I thought it's 2011 yet this blog just seems to encourage hatred and prejudice, incredible.
Looking at the comments this blogger is actually inciting hatred and homophobia. This site needs to be reported.
ReplyDeleteThere's no way he can get away with such behaviours. It's borderline criminal. Show your face Mr Ghost.
YOU GHOST get an EPIC WIN FOR THIS ONE LMAO
ReplyDeleteshits hilarious dude! I was lol'in for real throughout!
ReplyDeleteReport this? GTFOH you dont recognise a parody or a comedic review when see one?
I swear half you drake drones dont even know who the real ghostface is (WU-TANG!!!) so you dont even get the irony of Big Ghosts grammar.
You prolly cryin lavender tears reading this waitin for your beddy bear to warm up and so you can sink into a matress made from dudes spare bars
Ghost one of the funniest bloggers out easy keep it up
Peace
PEOPLE ACT LIKE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE RADIO AND DOWNLOAD SHIT. THERE's TONS OF OTHER ARTISTS OUT THERE (IN THE PAST & IN THE UNDERGROUND) THAT CAN FULFILL YOUR MUSICAL NEEDS. LOOK FOR THEM & GET WITH THE TIMES...
ReplyDeleteYou can't even write properly let alone review such a good album.
ReplyDelete"Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City
ReplyDelete43k units sold
didn't know poetry was a gangsta thing to do?
Ghost defiantly's got some issues within himself to be so mad with someone i'm sure he's never met, but it's a frustrating time for alot of people so i get it man.
I mean he hasn't had a successful album in 11 YEARS and 15 TRYS.
sofargone on it's own can over power his entire career..
heard some things in my day but this is just coming out of left field. Get your credentials back up before you make a comment little man."
You realize that A) Units sold doesn't mean something is good, it means people eat it up. B) Ghostface's status is already solidified, he doesn't need record sales to prove that, he's part of (arguably) the DOPEST crew in hip-hop history. C) If you know anything about Ghost, you would know his love for R&B jams (just listen to his shit, TONS of classic soul/r&b samples). and D) (maybe most importantly) THIS ISN'T REALLY GHOSTFACE POSTING THESE REVIEWS YOU DUMB BASTARD.
you've got to be the most illiterate moron on the face of the planet ghost. Drake is the reaest out there like my man above said he doesnt try to be something hes not he raps about real shit. his hooks verses are too nice. you have no fuckin life and are just bashing him cuz you got nothing better to do. youre prolly a 300 pound dude who sucks dick for quarters i support drake to the fullest. youre the "bitchmade nigga" you down south piece of hood shit. OVOXO GANG for life
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's funnier - the reviews, the people who still think this is actually Ghostface Killah, or all the Drake stans that rush to the site to post their greasy love for Drake all over teh interwebz.
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