Saturday, December 31, 2011

Big Ghost's Message of Hope for 2012


Ayo whattup yall...you now in the presence of the Grand Imperial Volcano Hands aka Phantom Raviolis the Inventor of Slaps...otherwise known as The Hands of Zeus aka Cocaine Biceps aka the illustrious Galaxy Knuckles...but yall kno the god as the infamous Big Ghost aka Thor Molecules the panty melter. First off Imma apologize for the delay. Its been mad long since the god blessed yall wit some scrolls. But like I be tellin niggas...life happens namsayin. N yo.. we dont choose inspiration...it chooses us son. The god sat down to bless yall a few times...n truth be told I wasnt feelin the shit the way I wanted to be feelin that shit. I asked one of my muses bout it n she told me thats jus how geniuses is nahmean. But regardless of that shit son 2011 is a wrap....n we gettin ready to pop those corks on another year namsayin. But before we load up the choppers we gon end this one the rite way first. Now I aint wanna spoil the surprise but the god had planned on sumthin bigger...but I aint finish it. I had a year end extravaganza I was workin on which Imma jus have to push into 2012. My bad yo... but Im tryna provide yall witta a turkey n that shit takes time to cook the rite way. Other niggas might be able to whip up some bullshit ass Stouffers tv dinners n say to you aight niggas...FEAST...but I aint bout that shit b. If you come to the table for a meal I aint gon put a McNugget on ya plate feel me? I aint gon say word...eat that McNugget n may God bless you namsayin. Nah son we gotta have principles n morals n shit like that in life. So I aint gon pull ya shirt over ya head n just punch you like that. I aint gon blindside niggas on some "Yo whats that shit over there?!" shit n then run the other direction nahmean. Nah yo...the god is jus a man b. The god stay humble par. I may not got too many imperfections but I be makin mistakes here n there too b. 



So as I was kickin back on my cloud I seen sumthin...I got splashed witta moment of honesty b. Word is bond n the shit made me think son. I seen children playin outside namsayin...n yall kno how little niggas dont give a fuck bout no rain or wind or nothn like that... n they was feelin life par. They wasnt dwellin on no stress or none of that shit. Basically these little muthafuckas is goin thru life on some fuck it Imma jus do me type shit son. N thats that innocence nahmean. We all had that shit at one time yo...but as we grow life starts throwin plates at you whenever you start thinkin shit is jus cool nahmean. You kno how like you be on some whattup good morning shit n the bitch start throwin coffee mugs n dishes at you type shit....word is bond n you jus get the fuck outta dodge n you aint even kno for sure why that shit was happenin. That shit dont happen to kids b. You can tell these little muthafuckas they goldfish Joey died n they gon look at you on some ayo FUCK LIFE type shit n then 10 minutes later they fuckin wit Yoshi namsayin. They gon be playin that Wii shit or kickin it wit they imaginary friends or whatever nahmean. But I seen that shit namsayin...these little innocent niggas enjoyin life n the shit hit me son. Tears jus burst out my wig son. I flipped the table over n had to slap the butler yo. A niggas emotions jus overcame him n shit. Son i be lettin the pressure get to me sometimes. Muthafuckas start tellin you you great...niggas start wantin to throw cake at you...people be hollerin at you makin you offers askin if they can buy you...they wanna work wit you...they want you to be on the next mission to the moon...this that n the third. But you gotta stay true to who you is par. Otherwise you jus goin thru the motions. You aint creatin...you jus recreatin. Either that or you start fixin shit that aint broke. You start reinventin the wheel n sayin ayo why dont we try makin a square wheel or a triangle wheel or a trapezoid wheel or some shit... Fuck all that b. You start thinkin outside the box too much n pretty soon you forgettin how to boil water. You start gettin stupid ideas like ayo Im outta coke so Imma sniff some table salt. Fix ya face little nigga. I see you muthafuckas takin shit way too personally. Have some dignity b. Correct yaself. Theres only so long that you can keep sprayin cologne on your stank ass when in actuality you need to be takin a shower b. Reinvigorate ya pores or whatever. Niggas is sprayin they cologne ey'where tryin to mask they odors. Fuckouttahere you dirty ass muthafuckas.



Plus I got cowardly ass niggas tryin to test the gods hand skills ey'day. I wanna send a personal fuckouttahere to those niggas rite there. Niggas want that fade nahmean. They can have that shit b. I dont make threats I destroy lives son. Yall dont wanna catch that Zeus slap nigga. Son Imma make sure ya future kids would feel that shit n cease to muthafuckin be born due to that slap b. Your ceased to even exist future children's children would feel that shit b. No matter what dimension they exist in. The friends n family members of those children that dont exist except in another dimension's children who will never exist whose kids also dont exist's children would feel that slap vicariously thru YOUR face b. I been told niggas that shit n where they at now son? Niggas gon crawl out another niggas ass to say some disrespectful shit to the god but dont in actuality want that shit to escalate par. Imma slap you niggas so hard that you gon wake up lookin up at dinosaurs son. Im gon slap you niggas into prehistoric times namsayin. You gon feel the mighty hand of god on your face you disrespectful ass niggas. Im gon slap protons n neutrons n shit outta you. Other niggas gon innocently be walkin by n seein the god smackin mathematical equations out ya head you nerd ass niggas. Imma smack the algebras outta you. I dont care where I bump into you niggas at. I catch you at a Footlocker waitin to pay for ya little Reebok ZigTechs n Imma knock the shit out ya hands n emasculate you niggas. Imma take offf my belt n whip you in front of ya kids n ya lady or ya moms...whoever you wit son. Imma lacerate you niggas. Thats the best case scenario. I might catch you in that Footlocker n jus put hands on you n smack you thru that walll n have you flyin thru 3 different stores before you stop flyin thru walls nigga. You gon start off in a Footlocker n get slapped thru a Baby Gap n a Gizmobies before you land on a sofa in Victorias Secret nigga. 



But yall already kno that shit...thats neither here nor there namsayin. I aint sweatin shit like that son. Im bout makin these positive moves for 2012. Imma continue to spread joy nahmean. But if niggas disrespect me Imma impregnate they broads son. Straight up b. Imma send a lightning bolt to they cribs. Imma strike they broads wit lightning n have them seeded up on some 'now you havin a niggas baby you very welcome' type shit. N you gon be goin thru life thinkin the shit all good like 'ayo she havin my baby' or whatever...but nah. Word is bond n when that baby pops out n got a hand the size of a baseball glove...n that shit is glowin wit fire you gon kno what the deal is. That baby gon put hands on you n slap the manhood out you b. Niggas wanna make checkers moves on a niggas chess board. Fuckouttahere little nigga. I aint bout all that. Imma knock ya little Jenga tower over if you wanna play games son. I been made niggas examples. Niggas still wanna play games tho. Ayo Imma take the whole monopoly board n Imma have hotels on all those shits. You gon have ya little Baltic Ave n Mediterranean Ave... n Imma be knockin ya little green house out the way n runnin over ya little thimble n shit. Cos you a little nigga makin little nigga moves. But yo...like I said Im bout makin these positive moves for 2012 so I aint gon even say no more. Happy New Year Muthafuckas.
Aight peace.

80 comments:

  1. And so the decline begins. I say its time to retire this blog son. Do like Ali-G and admit this shit is fake and start a new project. You have a lot of writing talent and should start a new project. Now that everyone knows this isnt tony starks, its just not as funny, it was better when there was some doubt. Shouldve never done the GQ interview. Thanks for the laughs though.

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  2. Dropping knowledge.

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  3. Ha. Thanks for 2011. See you in the New Year.

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  4. Hope the inspiration hits you fam. Might as well keep posting album reviews, no? I was trying to hear your reaction to Common or that Cam/Vado or something. It's whatever. Keep doing you.

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  5. softer than a new born kitten sleepin in a basket of feathers...keep 'em comin Herculean Hulk Hammer Hands

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  6. On par as usual. None of these motherfuckers what to be slapped through Gizmobies. Here's to 2012.

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  7. Ghostdini's words of wisdom.

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  8. Ghost that was the truth. Happy New Years to everyone.

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  9. Whole world felt that shit yo. Happy New Year!

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  10. Real shit.

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  11. Good shit Tone. Keep it 100

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  12. Very eloquently stated

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  13. Glad u back dawg."You start gettin stupid ideas like ayo Im outta coke so Imma sniff some table salt." lol

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  14. First in,talk to me man its ya boi young H - O in the building, HOVVVV

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  15. Happy New Year, Big Ghost. Keep doing you, it's the funniest thing on the web. I had a feeling you were Patrice O'Neil for a while - him being funny as hell and your last post being on the day he died.

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  16. The Ghost Lives. All hail the Ghost

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  17. Big post.... I REALLY MEAN IT!

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  18. @ 2nd Anonymous: It was always known that he wasn't the real GFK... at least I knew that since he started this shit on the comment pages of the 2dopeboyz blog.

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  19. Welcome back Big Ghost!

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  20. RE: "SInce we know this is fake" posters...

    Did anyone ever really think this was really Tony Starks? Wow. That in itself makes this blog even funnier.

    Happy 2012, now wake up.

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  21. @Anonymous: I don't read this because I think it's the real Ghostface, I read it because it's hilarious. I don't see any reason to stop reading yet :P

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  22. fuckin glad youre back, i was checkin back every day for updates.

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  23. To the dude who said "...it was better when there was some doubt." You are a thoroughbred retard #daug I was honstely stunned when I read that shit. You're actually mad? You're actually gonna lecture the god like your opinion even makes enough sense to matter? Get neutered soon

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  24. Ay Big Ghost can we expect any Cold Day In Hell/TM103/The Dreamer The Believer/Section.80/Returnof4eva reviews in the near future? or any reviews for that matter?

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  25. Real talk it seems like this nigga is running out of ideas. And i can't believe niggas is prasing this shit. Real talk i like every other blog i read from duke(big ghost). But this shit was terrible.

    I agree with the 2nd annoymous person. So the Decline begins.

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  26. man, dipset was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo shitty. they're still shitty.

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  27. Know how many times people thought this nigga was gonna fall off now? They were sayin his shit was played out a year ago lol. He even said this wasn't what he was going to post originally. I think y'all really keep hoping he will though. But that Take Care review wasn't that long ago bitches and that shit was >>>>>>>>>>> Keep doin your thing homey!

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  28. Did that asshole really just call Dipset shitty tho??? GTFOH!

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  29. Im feelin the god hard on this blog but I mean I feel where he's comin' from but to drop this post after the long wait I feel ripped off. Powerful message ain't no disrespect to Tone but I was expecting more of that classic shit and that GQ interview was wack b. Why would the hands of zeus even do that shit. Anyway keep it trill, I love the blog get on them reviews homie.

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  30. I know right? He should've just said Dipshit lmao

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  31. word, glad you're back for 2012. good shit

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  32. Anyway you could a top 10 realest niggas in the game this year? Youre album reviews are awesome, but i think it'd be good for your rep if you did this. Even though you spit mad truth and these dumb niggas need to be called out us fans dont want people to think your'e just a hater, your voice needs to be heard loud and clear god. peace.

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  33. I think this dude turned soft on us

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  34. This was hilarious as usual. Hope we get some more album reviews though.

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  35. Damn, cuz got some shit off his chest and spoke up on children, and innocence, and positivity... and you weak, jealous mouthafuckas COULDN'T WAIT to start talking about how unfunny it was!!!
    smdh!
    You fuckin' ball coughers are PATHETIC!!!

    -Konyac

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  36. lmao a nigga says some inspirational shit instead of doing shit like making fun of drake for the whole article or doing top 10 softest niggas lists and niggas are already saying your declining even though they were just dying of laughter from that take care review lol i love the article ghost it's hilarious and has meaning to it at the same time

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  37. This is the only blog that makes me literally belly laugh my ass off. I just read the GQ article and I think it's great. All the success you deserve for 2012, Ghost. Hip Hop shall have its Renaissance...

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  38. Im the anonymous dude from Jan 2. And if i wasnt a fan of this mans writtings i would be back here Jan 7. Someone said Ghost said some inspirationa shit. Well i wasnt inspired by this shit. And i dont respect niggas saying they gon slap niggas online. Thats just me. Also i know he talks like that all the time so i dont need no one to explain. I been following this niggas article.


    All im saying is this shit(article) right here was trash. I wasn't feeling it and it didnt make me laugh. You gulliable ass niggas is kool with this shit. I was expecting more.

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  39. ill. still waiting on that tm103 review namsayin

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  40. Big Ghost, keep doing what you do. Check me out at hiphopdiet.blogspot.com, and get those cocaine biceps even bigger.

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  41. I don't care if people think you're a hater. I don't want you to try to cater to anyone. You are dropping gems on us even if others don't see em. They're too busy waiting for your next Drake diss or album review to notice. I won't tell you what you should do because you're already doing what you'd do anyway. To all the Big Ghost haters out there... well shit, Haters gon' Hate. Fact of life and really, Hate brings you just as much recognition as love... so keep on hatin'. To all the Big Ghost TRUE fans. I know you know the God just dropped some truth bombs on us mixed in with the hilarity. You got through to me Ghost. Also, I never thought it was the real Ghost but I read it anyway because the shit has been hilarious ever since the dawn of time, in any dimetion, to infinity and beyond, in this life or the next, echoed through eternity.

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  42. that marmot is thowed

    also some of y'all are weak as fuck:

    "I mean I feel where he's comin' from but to drop this post after the long wait I feel ripped off"

    ripped off? what, you didn't get your money's worth? you want a refund of all the FREE you gave bigghost? like he owes you shit, and he's insulting you personally by not making you laugh hard enough? like you gonna go over to his house with your goons and break his knees all like bitch you owe us $0 and we are gonna beat it out of your ass? like he exists solely to dance for your amusement? that's some privileged shit right there man, ripped off

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  43. fans got their little entitlements...

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  44. can't wait to read what you cooked up about this common x drake beef lol...

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  45. yo WEIGH IN ON COMMON/DRAKE BEEF fam. The internet is missin your voice!!!

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  46. waitin on that COMMON/DRAKE ish b.

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  47. Bigghost I love you my nigga but yall need to holla at a real nigga too.

    CHECK MY BLOG: http://tencarloadsofhardboneniggasnohomo.blogspot.com/

    IF A HYBRID GAY THUG NIGGA COULD WRITE, IT'D BE ME

    HOLLA AT A YUNG PAID NIGGA

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  48. http://myplay.com/artists/yung-berg/bio <---anti-big ghost. little ghost nahmean.

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  49. Keep on pushing Big Ghost and all the best for the New Year.

    -Blasian baby girl.

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  50. damn, hurry up with some new topics big ghost i love you but youre too slow like since december

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  51. update ur site nikka. u slow wit it like a reply from drake. get on ur job.

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  52. I didn't find this as funny as usual, got a few laughs and was a worthy read but you can't always be 10/10, give the dude a break fam

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  53. For real my nigga. Do a mixtape review or something.

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  54. yo ghostdini we bee needin summa dat new ISH nahmeans mane? Streets be hungry, g.

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  55. need some BIG GHOST to ease my habit

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  56. am i the only cat who comes here everday to see if there is an update?

    www.lostintimeradio.net

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  57. This nigga must have got shot or something...

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  58. What the hell Ghost you gotta come back!

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  59. forreal can i getta juice lord

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  60. Rest In Peace to this blog

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  61. Mr. Big Ghost is probably in the garden of Eden or some shit kicking back on his throne sipping on some fine wine extracted from the fruit of excellence and surrounded by some fine ass goddess esque broads while a dozen cherubs are dancing above him singing songs of victory. Too busy for scrolls.

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  62. BG done left us and went back to his cloud up above us, RIP BG your hate on Drake will forever be remembered and plagiarized.

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  63. R.I.P BG

    ...straight outta fuckin Germany

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  64. Big Ghost man where you been at its been a while

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  65. word is big ghost died a few days ago

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  66. Come back bro! We need your sense of humor!

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