Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Thor Molecules aka Cocaine Biceps aka Phantom Raviolis nahmean. Word is bond. Otherwise known as the Inventor of the Slap. Imma break down the stats for yall mathematical niggas tho....Average fucks given per hour = 0 namsayin. Come holla at Tone if you need somebody to draw yalls the diagrams namsayin. Word yo...lets get into this shit. As yall kno...the BET Cyphers is basically the only part of the shows worth watchin nahmean. So...due to popular demand...the god gon share a couple a his thoughts on that shit son. Word. The shit went sumthin like this...
Indie Meets Mainstream
Big K.R.I.T. - Son Krit is dope...but Im pretty sure ey'body was hopin for son to do a little better. He wasnt wack or nothin...shit jus wasnt that special (6.5)
Tech N9ne - Imma be honest...I dont really fuck wit sons music like that...n when I seen the nigga rockin a polo witta a necktie it jus made feel like son dont got no decorum. I aint even understand what the nigga was really sayin to be honest yo. But I kno he got some shit. (6.5)
Machine Gun Kelly - This snow nigga kinda caught me off guard cos I aint really expect much from him nahmean...even when the shit wrapped n I seen son had on some tight red pants it aint make no difference to me yo. Son was definitely aight (7)
Kendrick Lamar - Ok...now I been sayin that my dude is the future for a minute now b. But the little homie seemed kinda uncomfortable...n he aint really get in his zone like how we kno he could. So nah... he aint murder the shit the way I thought he would...but he still managed to disrespect the beat a couple times (7.5)
B.o.B. - Im not really a fan of this daisy caressin nigga like that son. Like I dont hate his ass or nothin but I definitely dont fuck wit his music or nothin b. Which is why this shit surprised me. Son was in control the whole time n managed to bring some energy to this shit (7.5)
Uncut Cypher
Reek Da Villain - I aint really that familiar wit dude. I only heard this nigga spit like one other time ever nahmean. He wasnt sayin no mindblowin shit...but son can flow. But all that "lyrical scientist...leavin mics wit psoriasis" shit is like some old Keith Murray bullshit. Its 2011 son. Cmon b. (6.5)
2chainz - Sons shit started out corny as fuck wit shit like "If this was New Edition I'd be Bobby Brown" n rhymin "funeral" wit "hula hoop" n whatever...but shit picked up n the nigga actually kinda got busy yo. (7)
Busta Rhymes - Son brought that vet swagger. He mighta been cheesin like a muthafucka at the start n standin like he was bout to ask Don Corleone for a favor...but son got serious real soon after that. My dude said some fly shit nahmean. Son flexin his clout too cos they let the nigga spit like 40 bars b (8.5)
Ludacris - Luda started his shit by tellin Preemo to slow the beat down so we could understand "EVERY WORD"...then son proceeded to spit his struggle bars all the way thru that shit. Nigga hit us wit corny punchline after corny punchline yo..."Need more Jaguars than Jacksonville"? "I got it MAID like Arnold Schwarzenneger...get it?" Nah b....shit was corny LIKE CORN WIT THE 5TH LETTER (get it?) Nevermind...have a seat yo. (5.5)
Survival of The Illest
Rage - This shit jus reminded me that broads actually could rap at one time b. Wasnt nothin special...but it was a whole lot better than the Nicki, KREAYSHAWN n Tyga shit that we stuck wit these days yo (6.5)
Blind Fury - Son looked like he was 75 years old....so I was kinda surprised that the muthafucka could spit. Turns out he jus blind. They coulda stopped movin the cameras on this nigga tho...like he spose to kno where to look. (7)
Dom Kennedy - Now THIS nigga had the nerve to start his shit off wit "Even tho I can't see me...I know I look good rite now on ya tv" Damn yo....no regard for the nigga that jus went before him AT ALL my dude. Wasnt nothin incredible... but Dom did his thing (6.5)
Skillz - This nigga aint switched up his flow once in like 16 years b. He got corny punchlines galore son. GALORE yo. They not even jus bad...they the kind that make you feel uncomfortable..like you feel embarassed n you aint even the one sayin all that wack shit. Nigga even brought along props. Like he been preparin for that shit for the last 3 months. Nah this cocky ass nigga seriously need to get the fuck outta here already. (4.5)
Maybach Music Group
Wale - At least he woke up for this one. I think one year son looked like they jus snatched him up from a nap. Wasnt some shit that would change anybodys life or nothin but he sorta went in nahmean. (7)
Pill - Meek seemed to kno like ALLthe words to this shit son. I mean...it was cool but again the shit wasnt nothin special. (6.5)
Stalley - Aka the most ridiculous ass beard attached to a human face on earth yo. Shit lookin like a black cloud of fungus...son wasnt even rhymin half his shit but he still had some aight bars I guess yo. (6.5)
Meek Mill - Usually I jus be thinkin son is kinda ass...but when his voice aint hittin high notes he aight...Seemed like ey'body in the room wit him knew the words to that shit yo. (6.5)
Rick Ross - Rozay was rockin a satin outfit n kept that shit mad ignorant. Lyrically tho...he kept the ignorance to a minimum namsayin. Son said "Nice ball cap" to Wale....but I think dude forgot to put one on before the shit started.. But anyways yo...the chubby nigga aint never droppin the ball when it comes to mic presence neither. Son went in. (7.5)
International Flow
Estelle - I dont think ma was there to really spit so Imma jus leave this one alone.
Nitty Scott - Kinda corny n the flow was mad oldschool b...She even started that shit wit "kick it like kung-fu" n then spit "droppin bombs like Saddam"...Damn ma...I think Ice Cube said that shit in like '93. I thought the Luda shit was ass... (4.5)
LaCrae - This dude seemed hungrier than the other new niggas...even tho son dressed like he jus escaped from the movie Juice n transported hisself to the future. His shit was mad short n to the point tho. (7.5)
Saprano - Tone dont realy speak any France language... but this nigga could obviously spit b. Plus he had the highlight for this session wit that Bawse line. (7.5)
Estelle - Turns out that ma was there to spit afterall yo. Her shit was aight. I was more impressed that she barely had to open her mouth for the words to come out tho. I dig when broads got British accents tho g...so I aint mind this too much. (6)
Chris Brown n Friends Cypher (aka the Struggle Session)
Ace Hood - Aight...do not start your bars off witta moment of silence for the beat if you aint gon even barely injure that muthafucka son. Whatever tho. Shit was aight son. (7)
Kevin McCall - Ayo whats wit these played out punchlines g? Did this nigga really take it back to "Jeffrey Dahmer" yo? But son..."flow sicker than HIV" tho? Forreal? (6.5)
Tyga - JUS GET THIS CORNY NIGGA THE FUCK OUTTA HERE SON (5)
Breezy - Ayo my nigga...Justin Bieber murdered you on ya own shit. But real talk....you kno theres sumthin wrong when Breezy walks away wit the most memorable shit in the cypher session. Son is a wack ass human being...but he did his thing here son...I aint gon lie. (7)
Shady 2.0 (aka the only shit that really mattered...)
Yelawolf - When the weakest link in the crew is a muthafucka that still spits better than 90% of niggas in rap...you kno you got a serious roster my nigga. Son jus gettin this session started for his mans n he already put holes in the beat nahmean. (8)
Joe Budden - Budden took the laid back approach on this one...but even when son is jus ridin in cruise control he still slaps the beat around like it aint even a problem for him. He starts goin harder in the second half tho...which is the shit I preferred yo. (8.5)
Crooked I - Son came for blood. He had the beat in a headlock for pretty much his whole verse yo. "Before you die you should do the Jada n leave a Will"...nice one b. Crook blacked out on this shit. (9)
Joell Ortiz - Wasnt crazy bout sons punchlines...n he had that one corny reference to old ass shit like Eddie Murphy n prostitutes or whatever. But son kept his part entertainin nahmean. Plus his shit was jokes. (8)
Royce Da 5'9" - "Hi Rihanna"...you already kno. This is emceeing son. Not even his best shit n he still tore the beat in half yo. If only Em wasnt bout to go in... (9.5)
Eminem - Theres two versions of Em...the one that kinda whines bout shit too much n be soundin like a damn drama queen on his joints namsayin....n then theres that beast ass muthafucka that straight up eats beats n spits out the bones...the one that breathes fire on mics n causes niggas to give up on rap n go get jobs at Target. The dude who murders Jay-Z on his own shit. That snow nigga who jus so happen to rhyme wit the sharpest flow in the history of rap. That dude. Imma tell you like this par...the drama queen aint show up to this shit yo. At all son. The thing is tho....ALL these niggas musta known son was gon be takin part n they was still jus sleepwalkin thru they shit anyways. Ayo if Im participatin in this shit n they tell me "oh yeah...by the way son....Marshall Mathers is gon be doin this shit too" Imma lose sleep perfectin my shit b. Namsayin Im not comin to the BET studios wit that Skillz bullshit son. Word is bond. Imma be hungry. So lord...explain to me how the muthafucka wit the most successful career, the most doe, n the most respect came thru n had the most hunger STILL. Thats what Im talmbout son. (10)
Shout outs to the whole Shady team... See these dudes kno how to end they verses on a high note too...not on some slip out the door shit. But on some AIGHT IM GOIN NOW *door slam* shit. Word.
Aight peace
Tyga - JUS GET THIS CORNY NIGGA THE FUCK OUTTA HERE SON (5)
ReplyDeleteWORD!!!
Budden murder it, my boy Joe! Shady cypher was the only worth bumping.
ReplyDeleteBigGhost I fucks with you but saying that Em's verse was better than Royce's, Ckooked's or Buddens' is leading me to believe that the crazy dude that be on here may be right about you actually being a white boy with this stanning for Em. His verse made absolutely no sense. I have no idea what he was talking about and neither do you, bruh. That does not make it dope.
ReplyDeleteThe "..but it was a whole lot better than the Nicki, KREAYSHAWN n Tyga shit that we stuck wit these days yo" is a fucking hilarious comment.
How did Em's verse not make sense? Your comprehension skills must be lacking.
ReplyDeleteExplain to me why it makes sense and is so dope then since your comprehension is not lacking.
ReplyDeletei couldn't agree more about the two versions of Em thing, and i like this version better. i thought his versed dipped a bit after the casey anthony line and picked back up around the Pos line. it was fire, but i like Joe and Royce verse overall better but royce won wit the hi Rihanna.
ReplyDeleteI love how Eminem started off with some BULLSHIT raps then came back and then started spitting for real.
ReplyDelete"This shit jus reminded me that broads actually could rap at one time b. Wasnt nothin special...but it was a whole lot better than the Nicki, KREAYSHAWN n Tyga"
*dead*
Since there is some simple ass in here doubting Em's cypher.
ReplyDeleteI'll explain a little of the verse and ask you what parts didn't make sense to you because I'm not about write a whole essay on this shit.
"You 'bout to see peace destroyed, it'll never be restored
When I unleash these beastly hordes on your CD stores"
He signed SH and Yelawolf. Their albums are gonna murder other artist and shake rap up.
"Wanna stop it? You gon' need a priest, at least three swords
A license to ill from the Beastie Boys, three Ouija boards
A squeegee and please be warned, don't ask what the squeegee's for"
The only way to stop them. Swords are weapons. Priest involve religious intervention. License to Ill is an album by the Beastie Boys since I don't expect much from your simple ass. Ouija board is those boards from horror movies when they channel ghost. He tells you not to ask about the squeegee because he doesn't want to go into detail about the lyrical murder their albums will commit.
Man, I'm tired of doing this shit already. I'm lazy as hell, but you tell me what you didn't comprehend and I'll explain it for your basic ass.
I only saw the Shady one but I agree, the rest of the review is just funny as hell, make me not wanna hear the other cyphers... www.lordroc.com
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised you didn't go in on Primo for the tired ass beats he turned in for this shit. For his own sake, it's a good thing he turned it up a bit for the Shady cypher.
ReplyDelete"Tyga - JUS GET THIS CORNY NIGGA THE FUCK OUTTA HERE SON (5)"
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU! I don't know how this lesbian ass nigga with his fruity ass glasses and corny outfit has fans. He struggles to attain struggle bars.
"Theres two versions of Em...the one that kinda whines bout shit too much n be soundin like a damn drama queen on his joints namsayin....n then theres that beast ass muthafucka that straight up eats beats n spits out the bones...the one that breathes fire on mics n causes niggas to give up on rap n go get jobs at Target. The dude who murders Jay-Z on his own shit. That snow nigga who jus so happen to rhyme wit the sharpest flow in the history of rap. That dude."
Couldn't agree more. Marshall is a monster, but only when he wants to be.
On another note, why didn't anyone review the warm-up cyphers? Smoking Section skipped those too. First one was ill, second was ass but I just wanted to see niggas shit all over French Montana's short bus ridin ass. Dunno how he has a buzz right now either. But if you've been grindin since '02 and you ain't signed yet in '11, thats sayin somethin....
the whole cyhper was shit emniem just put words together to impress you faggot hip-hop heads
ReplyDelete@Anyone who says Em didn't earn that 10: He had like 20 full DOPE ASS bars devoted to the fact that it's obvious his death/retirement will be mourned by hip hop fans that pretty much prove his point on their own. The fact that it went over some of your heads prove it further. Dude was like:
ReplyDeleteIs it dust we bout to pick up? /
Can Yelawolf fit a fifth of rum in a big cup /
Between his stick shift in his frickin pick up /
And drink like a hick redneck hillbilly will till he gets hiccups? /
Flippin this script up like Mike Vick /
Gettin bit in his junk by a pit, yup /
I'm a sick pup /
I'd be a horrible magician /
Cause I fuck a trick up!
Sit down. Get the fuck outta here. Em just killed all rap music for all eternity on that one. And I'm not even an Em fan.
Primo deserved to give those shitty rappers shitty beats. Why the fuck does Tyga deserve a good beat? Tyga couldn't even murder a beat that a fucking 12 year old could make son is a joke. He needs to get shot. Along with all the fucking corny rappers. Also I'm surprised you didn't go in on that corny ass dude that said '' i blow my self up pause.... arab'' son sounded like some Lil Wayne or Drake shit. Corny as fuck. Shady cypher only thing worth listing to.
ReplyDeleteGET THIS NIGGA TYGA THE FUCK OUTTA HERE LIKE LIL B.
ReplyDeleteGhost is white. He won't admit it but he is. He won't take a pic of himself so he puts up a fucking ghost face action figure. Smh,man is collecting action figures of Ghostface and to Big i'll stop posting and calling you white if you just post a picture of yourself to shut me up and show me that your not some wigger.
ReplyDeleteI completly agree the shady cypher was the only good thing. They all went in, but slim shady went HAM, especially with his last part referencing to de la soul, CRAZY. For people saying Em didn't make sense, SERIOUSLY?? Yall are probably to stupid to comprehend what the fuck the dude is saying. Yes his lyrics are weird to say the least but he made sense. And for saying ghost must be white is just pathetic. I'm black and thankfully I can see past skin collor.
ReplyDeleteWho gives a shit what he is, the man can write, just appreciate it.
ReplyDeletepreme heard these wack ass rappers and gave them a beat that matches their skill.
ReplyDeleteYo just to say French rapper's name is Soprano, not Saprano ;)
ReplyDeleteGhost I cant rock with that Ross comment. This muthafuqa verses was straight Dr. Suess, One fish two fish red fish blue fish. That shit was not dope big homie. IMO everybody in his crew out rhymed him. Fuq'n BUM!
ReplyDeleteI'm a big Tech N9ne fan and I know his verse wasn't all that...6.5 is probably about right. But if that was a 6.5...that whole Struggle Cypher needs to be at 6 or lower...lol. Otherwise I pretty much agree with all the ratings.
ReplyDeleteI love your blog! But all jokes aside, why they let Blind fury come out there with "Rhymes" misspelled on his shirt son? That's rude as fuck
ReplyDeleteshady famo kilt it
ReplyDeleteyo i normally fucks with you on every point but i aint mad at skillz and ross got a 7.5 for his verse and you spotted the pre-written flaw- naaaah. that was the second worst cypher. and Busta did black out on his too.
ReplyDeleteSkillz wasn't THAT bad... if he got a 4.5 the whole international cypher shoulda' got 1.5's... and Nitty Scott gets a 0.5
ReplyDelete"n standin like he was bout to ask Don Corleone for a favor..." LMAO
ReplyDeleteIf you didn't have to sit through the drake intro on every vid on the B.E.T. site, this would've been wholely enjoyable viewing. Spencer Bellamy's East Flatbush beat still sounds ill as fuck
ReplyDeleteBig Ghost, how do you feel about these shits being cyphers, but probably not even real freestyles? I feel some kind of way about that shit.
ReplyDeleteOnly one I don't agree with is Nitty Scott. But everything else was on point to me. Luda definitely struggled and 'Em definitely massacred.
ReplyDeleteLupe's performance >>>>>>> every cypher
ReplyDeletei dont wanna hear shit bout buddens..i beat my bitch too...heh
ReplyDeleteAlso, Lecrae isn't really new...just no one knows him because he does Christian music. Son can seriously spit though.
ReplyDeleteYou keep it real and almost always on point, but you ain't had to do Nitty Scott like that man.. you don't think that chick was alright? Better than Estelle at least?
ReplyDeleteBut yo Ghost, I wanna know how you feel about that verse LL Cool J wrote for his I am hip hop acceptance speech
Em was nice but no 10 cuz Joey was the nicest period!! Joey holds the crown two years in a row for these cyphers! Yall got gassed off of 'Hi Rihanna' from Royce. His rap was like how they always are - AVERAGE! And you give Big Krit the same score Dom Kennedy and Kevin McCall?! nahhh son your whole blog need to reported to Homeland Security for that shit!
ReplyDeleteAll the rappers get the beat a week in advance. None of it is freestyle
ReplyDeleteWe know these aint off the dome son
ReplyDeleteThe rationalizing and justifying of Em's verse in this comment section is absolutely incredible. Dude got bodied by Buddens, Royce and Crooked I and if you don't see that you are just a biased Em dickrider. The commenters on here are the ones who can't see past dude's skin color. Em has been sub-par for years now. There are mad dudes who are lyrical but don't get the same shine because of skin color. Don't get it twisted, I like lyricists but Em is (on his best day) a white Canibus and lyricists don't sell or make money in hip-hop unless they are white if you guys wanna use the race card. Just look at Canibus' soundscan numbers to see where Em would be at if he was black.
ReplyDeleteEm snapped on the cypher but he had the 4th best bars out of the Shady camp (Em signed sum killers, as Royce would say) and the dude who wrote his bars on here just proved it. Those bars aren't no incredible shit.
I can't be the only one who thought Em's intro verse was a shot at Cannibus.
ReplyDeleteSHADY 2.0!!!
ReplyDeleteWhite boys writing nigga this and nahmean that is offensive and racist. Wake the fuck up people.
ReplyDeleteI've narrowed down the identity of pseudo-Ghostface aka Bizarro Ghostface aka Big Blackface Coon to two choices:
Michael Richards (from Seinfeld) or V-Nasty.
"causes niggas to give up on rap n go get jobs at Target" LMAO Em was out.thefck.control. The whole Shady 2.0. Honorable mentions to Budden, Blind Fury, LaCrae (esp. since he from Htown), and I was feelin Soprano, and Busta with his entire song.
ReplyDeleteWu tang Sword Style said...
ReplyDeletethe only person(s) spouting racist this and racist that are you fucking idiots playing the race card.
grow up you stupid ignorant mother fuckers.
Wu Tang Sword Style is just that no life having troll CLV. Nobody else says stupid shit like that at all. No days off from hitting the refresh on the comments sections to these blogs here and inventing other commentors to agree with you huh?
ReplyDeleteThe only troll I know is your mother.
ReplyDeleteoh, man. ya moms!!
ReplyDeleteooooooooooh
I'll stop posting comments if your mother refreshes these nuts with a thorough tongue lashing.
ReplyDeleteYo Tiger Cub Style: The only reason you exist is because your mother got raped by a pack of horny wild dogs. Stand down, butthole surfer. And tell your mother to stop posting ass to mouth amateur porn on youtube. That shit is disgusting.
ReplyDelete@phantom beefaroni: kid you're weak, your insults are weak, and your acting like the "white kid" that you're making fun of by trying to swagger jack his misc aliases.
ReplyDeletego back to youtube comments son and step up your troll game.
Anybody who calls themself Cinnabon is a gay ass, sweet brotherfucker. Don't concern yourself about what I write. Just play your position and stay dick riding your boy Water Sprinkler Hands Pretty Phoney.
ReplyDeleteWale had the worst line over all.... fucking over the hill like you trying to race a soapbox... that's a little wayne simile....terrible
ReplyDeleteSpot on bro. I gotta give props when they are due. HTown-3rd Ward
ReplyDeleteEy ghost, this one straight from the French Homeland here (right, france)
ReplyDeleteThe very best french rapper, even if you don't have a fucking clue what he's spitting about (language barrier and whatnot but i remember from the biggie post the flow and beats was what you cared about most), is Shurik'n, and his group IAM. I mean Soprano is good, but yeah he's a 7.5... but IAM, that right there is the best france has to offer, that is 10.0 shit, and they kill their beats in full front, old school samurai style sword to the guts fashion. Old School beats, old school flow, and i can vouch for the lyrics that you probably won't understand, it's real shit. If you don' t like it, you're lying to yourself.
try "la fin de leur monde - IAM"
The fact that Ghost gave every white rapper in each cypher props, even wack ass MGK, is a dead give away he's white. Also, he has that "witty white college boy who knows how to google image search portraying black gangster" steeze
ReplyDeleteI AM BLACK SAYS: EVERYONE who says EM's verse was just a bunch of words put together needs to LISTEN AGAIN!!....HE MAKES COMPLETE SENSE from beginning to end....everytime I listen to it, I catch something else....same goes for Yelawolf, & Buddens....
ReplyDeleteIt's a little sad that the dumb-down of mainstream hiphop has put fans in a place where they are losing the ability to hear & think at the sametime....
EM'S VERSE IS SICK!! it will require a little running back, but once you get it, it's "yours", and you will appreciate hiphop a little more.... at one point, dude shouts out POS from delasoul when he is wrapping it up.... right after he shouted out Nas (correct me if Im wrong)....EM def deserved a 10......
"will they miss me when I'm gone?....Is puke luke warm?...Should Cassie Anthony do porn?"
Yo, Please disregard all the shit that I be sayin. I am the dyke as half white/korean chick from before. I am frustrated with my body and my sexuality and I take it out on the world by posting hateful shit on blog comments. PEACE GOD
ReplyDelete"The fact that Ghost gave every white rapper in each cypher props, even wack ass MGK, is a dead give away he's white. Also, he has that "witty white college boy who knows how to google image search portraying black gangster" steeze"
ReplyDeleteHi CLV!
Bye CLV!
I AM BLACK SAYS: EVERYONE who says EM's verse was just a bunch of words put together needs to LISTEN AGAIN!!....HE MAKES COMPLETE SENSE from beginning to end....everytime I listen to it, I catch something else....same goes for Yelawolf, & Buddens....
ReplyDeleteIt's a little sad that the dumb-down of mainstream hiphop has put fans in a place where they are losing the ability to hear & think at the sametime....
EM'S VERSE IS SICK!! it will require a little running back, but once you get it, it's "yours", and you will appreciate hiphop a little more.... at one point, dude shouts out POS from delasoul when he is wrapping it up.... right after he shouted out Nas (correct me if Im wrong)....EM def deserved a 10......
"will they miss me when I'm gone?....Is puke luke warm?...Should Cassie Anthony do porn?"
Agree 100%. People who say he doesn't make sense lack a certain understanding of lyricism.You may not like what he says but still have to respect the complexity that he displays in his verse.
"Dom Kennedy - Now THIS nigga had the nerve to start his shit off wit "Even tho I can't see me...I know I look good rite now on ya tv" Damn yo....no regard for the nigga that jus went before him AT ALL my dude"
ReplyDeleteim glad i wasnt the only one dat caught dat shit, i was like wat da fuck...not cool
The Big Ghost character is definitely a cracka.
ReplyDeleteBuddens and Em had the best verses
ReplyDeleteNitty Scott was corny? Like Ace Hood and Wale were? Big Ghost is fruitcake like Lil B.
ReplyDeleteMachine Gun Kelly had definitely some solid lines and flow, but NO SHIRT ON AND RED SKINNY JEANS? Holy fuck, they should have a dresscode for these shows.
ReplyDeleteI think Kendrick Lamar had the best cypher outside of the Shady one.
ReplyDeleteWent online to watch the Shady cypher...the motherfucking gay ass sprite commercial with drake in the studio comes on before. wtf is this whack shit. perfect ironic tragedy
ReplyDeleteSome people on here are still trying to explain why Em's verse is sooo "dope"? LMAO! If you have to explain something that many times in an attempt to convince people of something that is not there that should clue you in that you are being a total "Stan". You will view that verse in whatever overrated way you like and not even Dido will get through to you that it is just average.
ReplyDeletei feel like despite all the cum gargling the homie clv does, he has a valid point that i was actually wondering myself before i suffered through his comments...
ReplyDeletebig ghost's posts are some funny ish hands down. i aint tryna hate on the fool; i've been reading this shit for years... but i just get more and more suspicious.
i honestly feel like son is either someone we already know, and thus needs to preserve anonymity to maintain his image... or he's just some white boy. if it's the latter i'd rather not know. ignorance is bliss. but it's really gettin to me.
any thoughts?
"Hi CLV!
ReplyDeleteBye CLV!"
I'm not CLV, silly goose. You white boys and your sarcastic humor.
yeah CLV is so fucking gay he's making up pseudo rational versions of himself trying to out Ghost as a white person. Who gives a fuck CLV?!? u are Big Ghost's biggest stan hands down. Whether you agree or not your point about em not being shit and being an elvis is also gay since elvis copied black music from the outside. em did it from within the hood, he is hip hop. so is el-p, ill bill, immortal technique, the arsonists, fat joe, necro, marco polo, soul khan, sene, the list is endless of mcs who are less than black. kill yourself or learn about writing and literature and culture you dumb fuck. also know that sam phillips wanted to use elvis as a way to pump the black music he loved n the white people werent buying since they couldnt relate. but who gives a fuck big ghost is a great writer and has a great voice borrowed or not like wutang borrows asian culture.
ReplyDeleteBut Ghost is portraying a culture he wasnt. It'd be different if Wu-Tang was like 'yo we're all asian'. But dude is full on portraying something he's not
ReplyDeleteKeep doing what you're doing man. This blog is definitely responsible for many missed hours at work.
ReplyDeleteWord is bond, these crab ass niggas trolling about black power and whitey being behind keyboards and disrespecting the real Starks. My take is kid is actually showing his love and respect for the man more than anything else. We all try to imitate the people we look up to sometimes mockingly, sometimes in a gracious way. I see this as gracious and even at a genius level. Stop the hate God. When I pledged for my frat we had to mock our big bros, we even got laughs from their class, and everybody got jokes. And to you talking about showin his face Dark Hater on youtube wears a Darth Vader mask, doesn't make him wrong does it? He's made the Ghost persona his own and gives credit where credit is due so what the fuck is the big deal brah? Big up to the 90s heads. Just like killing J.F.K fucked politics, Biggie and Pac's passing may have killed hip hop. God bless the dead.
ReplyDeleteJustin Bieber reponds back to DJ Premier http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4f15mO8YsU
ReplyDeletei feel you Nasir. cosigned. folks be getting it twisted, but in this case imitation is the highest form of flattery. whoever this cat is has mad knowledge of the rap game and some crazy writing / ghostwriting skills. BG fam is a vet for sure.
ReplyDeletestand up if you ever set your alarm for 3am to flip the side while taping Stretch & Bobbito on 89tek9 ..WNYU was dope too
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There will never be enough cocaine biceps in our lives. More blog posts! more music! more hardcore ninja shit! wu tang is forever, it goes beyond our plane of existence.
ReplyDeleteMuch love from the pleasant high rise of Hong Kong
Shady Cypher went in!!!!! For me it went:
ReplyDeleteCrooked > Royce > Joey > Em = Joell > Yela
Drake is just the inverse of a aXe Body Spray commercial: a calculated product designed to appeal to insecure bitches/teenage boys (nowadays there's practically no difference). Everyone who defends his crappy music just fell for the corporate bait. This would be true even if his music didn't suck - but it does.
ReplyDeleteem > budden > royce > crooked > yela > joel
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the blog? did the writer change? Somethings not right with this column, bring back the real big ghost please
ReplyDeleteYou are fucking kidding me if you think Eminem is the greatest ever ahahahhahahaahha! He hasn't been dope after Marshall Mathers LP. Fucking Hype, there is no way any of the things he has done in the last 10 years can ever be called a classic. Jay-Z is the King and that's real. Kanye is the only nigga where every album is classic (including 808's.) Fuck everyone.
ReplyDeletePeople who didn't understand Em's verse, or any other one, check out the RapGenius explanation. The whole Shady crew went hard as fuck, but I agree w/ Ghostface about Em going hardest.
ReplyDeleteIn addition to the craziness of the verse, he manages to shout out his whole crew without being corny. That's leadership
You faked on KRIT so hard, he was da only nigga in da whole thing speaking subject matter. Also, Yela's joint was better than Budden's.
ReplyDeleteWe witnessed Marshall Mathers in that cypher. A rare outing.
ReplyDeleteLet's see: Krit was great, I really don't know what you're talking about. The only problem was that he didn't go on long enough.
ReplyDeleteI really don't like Tech N9ne's music, but the man can really spit, and sounded great over that James Brown beat.
Machine Gun Kelly was straight fucking garbage. I can't believe you ranked that piece of shit over Krit. I find his success to be incredibly depressing.
Kendrick did it as usual. Wasn't absolutely mindblowing but he went in as always. I don't think the guy could rap a bullshit verse if he tried.
2 Chainz was lame as fuck.
Everyone rapping with Chris Brown was godawful. I mean, when Chris Brown outraps you, it's time to get a job salting fries at a Carl's Jr. Tyga is like... how does this shithead have a fucking career? Seriously? Why goddammit? He's actively talentless, has an undeserved ego the size of a skyscraper, and looks deformed. I mean dude's face could stop seven clocks in a row all lined up behind each other.
Wale is still less exciting that watching paint dry, and much more actively annoying.
Everyone in Shady 2.0 went in. They were all miles beyond everyone else. Special points to Budden, who absolutely bodied the beat without even breaking a fucking sweat.