Ayo whattup! Yall back in the presence of the mighty Hands of Zeus aka the infamous Volcano Hands aka Thor Molecules aka Phatom Raviolis aka the illustrious Galaxy Knuckles...otherwise known as the glorious Cocaine Biceps. Ayo son...I was at the crib bein fed grapes by the hands of a dozen virgins when I heard that the cat fight of the century had went down nahmean. At the time I was unclear on what types of events had transpired n shit...so I chose to not comment on that shit. But as the day had went on I had became informed of the actual shit that had took place n so forth namsayin. So I wanna give yalls the inside scoop on what really took place between Chris Breezy Brown n Drizzy Drake nahmean. I aint wanna take sides in this shit so Imma let these muthafuckas tell yall how it happened in they own words. But yo...I was advised by my lawyer to cover my ass n not get caught up so yall gotta read this shit first.
WARNING: THE SHIT YOU BOUT TO READ IS BASED ON ACTUAL TRUE EVENTS N SHIT. THE NAMES AINT BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT OR NONE OF THAT SHIT. THIS IS JUST THE REAL SHIT NAMSAYIN. THE EVENTS BEIN DEPICTED SHOULD BE ACCURATE BUT THEY MIGHT COULD BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM HOW SHIT WENT DOWN FORREAL FORREAL. BUT I WOULD SAY THAT THE SHIT IS MORE OR LESS 100% ACCURATE. WORD IS BOND. IF FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS SHIT I WOULD LIKE TO ENSURE YOU THAT I DONT GIVE A FUCK. AIGHT PEACE.
Ayo without further ado the mighty Hands of zeus would like to present to yall muthafuckas...
WHAT REAAALLY HAPPENED WHEN DRIZZY N BREEZY RAN INTO EACH OTHER AT THE CLUB?
I absolutely cannot with any of this!!! I'm crying right now!!! BWAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteHahahaha I knew volcano hands wouldn't fail to disappoint! These guys fighting over females... damn shame!
ReplyDeleteif he "wouldn't fail to disappoint." that means he did disappoint. Learn to use saying correctly if you're gonna use sayings
Deletelol
DeleteThe last pic of Aubrey is hilarious!
ReplyDeletehey I heard you were a wild one hhhahahahhahah
ReplyDeleteLOOB. tell it how it is cokeceps nahmean?
ReplyDeletein the white world that would be like if Elton John and George Michael were having a tiff....might as well get Lil Wayne involved then things will get real ...cough cough
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOO. Chris Brown is insane. Dude has like 200 voices in his head speaking different languages n shit.
ReplyDeleteit's Dutch
DeleteThat pic of Chris Brown with the German thought is hilarious. Prince Ea at the bottom too.. that's what's up! Ea is fire.
ReplyDelete"ik wil hem vermooden"....lmao straight up bitch made in the club. so drizzy baby thigh soft ass can smack a cotton candy estrogen made breezy like that. he must be the leader of the moist world
ReplyDeleteIk wil hem vermoorden! Funny as Hell!
ReplyDeleteInstant classic, the dutch thought was a nice touch. Rich in details as ever, stay classy!
ReplyDeleteWasn't that Dutch though? LMAO at the post
ReplyDeleteEven though you're the biggest Heat hater we love this shit!!! Best fucking blog period! We fucks with it
ReplyDelete*crwals in & out of grave* :'D Mad funny! Thiza!
ReplyDeleteLmmfaooo!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLmfao. Cocaine biceps kilt it as usual. Real tears fam.
ReplyDeleteLMAO.... he had that bamma speaking Dutch.... HAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteSo Drake and Chris are really going at it over Rhianna? Thanks for the update Thor molecules. This is news to me! Haha.
ReplyDeleteLOL "maybe he just wanted to break bread with the Aubster". DEAD
ReplyDeleteBig Ghost, your comic skillz got more legend than John. Daym. I woulda loved to seen this shit go down. It'd be like watchin' My Little Pony and Strawberry Shortcake havin' a muthafuckin' street brawl. Pure comedy, simple and plain. What were they gonna do? Throw Kleenex at each other, until someone got cut? Bitches.
ReplyDeleteWhy this dude got hips?!?! LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteBig Ghost getting WHACK. This was crazy lame. The only thing people finding funny is the Dutch voice, stop sucking d*ck, wasn't that funny this sh*t is LAME.
ReplyDeletethis jaunt wasnt even funny...def expected better
ReplyDeleteNiggas just can never be satisfied with this dude. This nigga drew a fuckin comic on here like it was his job. The humor is in the details. But that shit probably went over the heads of you less educated individuals. Like BG be sayin though: fuck outta here.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious
ReplyDeleteIsn't ur son a RL cocksucker?
ReplyDeleteAll those drizzy hips, *where have u been all my li-ih-ih*<<<That shit aint even cray doe!!!
ReplyDeleteI love you.
ReplyDeleteAyyyy, with the Prince Ea plug!!! Big Ghost knows whassup!!
ReplyDeleteHey, I wrote a version of what happened too. Hope you like it.
ReplyDeletehttp://lightersideoffenix.blogspot.com/2012/06/drizzy-drake-vs-chris-breezy-brown-what.html#!/2012/06/drizzy-drake-vs-chris-breezy-brown-what.html
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteToo weak. lol. This was some shit, Starks. Keep it up.
ReplyDeleteLMAO where does that dutch line came from?! Fucking funny ass hell HAHHHA
ReplyDeleteThis was hilarious. It wouldn't surprise me if things went down similar to what Ghost drew.
ReplyDeletegreatest shit ever
ReplyDeleteGhost is king. Comedy!
ReplyDeletethat wuh oh face killed me
ReplyDeleteYo Big Ghost, when we gonna get a special report on that Canibus/Dizaster battle. Waiting for that.
ReplyDeleteBreezy kicked up on the couch w his toes out tho
ReplyDeleteThat did it, I'm done.