Friday, May 25, 2012

Whats Beef: Lil Wayne n Pusha T Edition



Ayo whattup yall the mighty Hands of Zeus aka Galaxy Knuckles is back in the building nahmean....yall might kno me as Phantom Raviolis aka Cocaine Biceps or the illustrious Volcano Hands the panty melter namsayin. Imma get right into this shit yo. The great Pusha T of the mighty Clipse droppeda joint the other day where he basically went at that nigga Aubrey's neckerchief again nahmean.


 

Wasnt no real reply from anybody in the YMCMB camp but they leader Weezy tweeted: "Fuk pusha t and anybody that love em"....now I dont kno bout yall but I think that shit was sorta disrespectful b. Personally if that was me I would wanna go approach that nigga Tunechi n punt his ass into a canyon nahmean... But thats jus me son. But yo...niggas aint come wit no response in the form of no songs n whatever namsayin........until now. I aint gon explain how it came to be that the god had this shit put in his hands...but ya boy got the lyrics to the joint n I wanna share that wit yalls. 





(Lil Wayne)

Heard dem fuck nigguhs talkin....they hatin on meh
Said it was bout Drizzy?.....well Drake invahhlved meh
Yuh aint on muh level..........um way up here
You jus down there...........like the ground, yeahhhh

Im duh center of attrackshun ........Im town square
Im a beast nigguhhhh...................call meh brown bear
Im doin it..........you still pursuin it
I done swallowed errythang........you still chewin it

Ion't beef wit nigguhs....you think you special, dats cuz
the word "special"...........is jus "jealous" backwhuhds
But deez fuck nigguhs out hea keep on pushin meeee
Dis nigguh push n tease.........we jus pushin veeee's

You get duh pict'chuh...................like a photo booth
Nigguh I stays posted..................like goal posts do
I dont play wit nigguhs...............well dats almost true
Jus lemme toy wit deez fuckboys...like homos do

You say fuck meh nigguh?....then its fuck you
I pull da chopper n make you duck....like ducks do
Hyeaaaahhh....................you bout to feel muh wrath
They say Tunechi spit hard.........like real hard math.

Im gettin stupid monaaay........dats dat re-tard cash
N bitch we be growin like.......real tarrllll grasss.......yeah
World dominashhhunnnnnn......yeah dats da goal
But errybuddy on duh team gotta play der role....

See dem chrome wheels spinnin....Gudda keep em shinehh
My muhhfuggin cribs....Tyga keeps um tidehhhh
Lil Twist in the kitchen bitch....he did deez dishes
N this scarf..............my nigguh Drizzy knit dis (Drake: Ahhhwwwng)

Nigguhhhhhh...... dis what I came tuh share
Fuck Pusha T......n who evuh braid his hair
Fuck his whole famlehhh....whoever standin near him
Fuck his pets, his neighbuhhs n his unborn chirren....
Hyeahhhh



(Drake)

You dont waaaant tooo
No you dont waaaaaaaaaant toooowooohooo
Get these niggas maaaaaaaaa yah haaaaa yahaaad

Cuz if we come to your hood....
............that wont be no good
Yall niggas gon leave in baaaah aaaaaah ahhyaaaaaahgs

Awwwhh.

Niggas dont kno my past jus the minimal facts
I seen my share of these underworld criminal acts
Yeahh..........Bwoy I was Tony in my citaaay
I was eatin Frosted Flakes, cuz nigga I dont FUCK wit dem Wheatays.....

Yall assume my childhood amounted to riches
But with daddy gone I was raised n surrounded by bitches
Mommy almost lost our estate thru some bad investments
Almost had to drop out of ice skatin n tennis lessons...awww

Yall dont kno my struggles...how we got ridiculed 
When we couldnt afford a new divin board for our swimmin pool
Friends turned they backs....I didnt need those fools
Wore the same yarmulke errytime to Hebrew school...

Man.....yall think Drizzy had it hunky dory
Mines was a fairy tale............but a bumpy story
But these fuckbwoys try n test my G-code
Thain never had to see they moms yacht get repoed 

Trust me............yall dont want it wit young MOBBrey
Yall niggas think that Im sore bout it.... massage me
I dont hide behind niggas........they stand beside me
Unless its a potential threat to me......like a robbery

But if niggas wanna fight.......they deserve the reward
I aint scared................what you think my security for?
What you think all my goons gon do to you bwoy?
Make niggas start a war over me.......Helen of Troy.

(scratched vocals).

*Im hearin all the jokes, I kno they tryna push me*.

*Nigga Im straight...my girl a faggot*

*I`ll take you out....thats a date nigguh*

*Oooh ooooooooh...Lil Wayne is just too good*.


Trill shit.... Word is bond...guess we gon have to wait n see what happen next son. Hopefully this shit is a little more active than that shit that went down between Common n that nigga wit breastmilk flowin thru his bloodstream. If Weezy n Mr Tofu rap hisself decide they wanna make this shit more interesting Im pretty sure Pusha got more than enough ammo to take these niggas heads off. But we gon see. Chances is this shit really aint gon escalate into nothin nahmean. I dont personaly advocate no real beef shit tho son. I like to see niggas battle but thats bout it namsayin. Be professional...let niggas eat...but at the same time if you as a muthafucka who rap feel like you wanna challenge another muthafucka...thats jus the nature of the game yo. But as a emcee...or in this case...some muthafuckas who be rappin n singin...its your job to stand ya ground n not let some nigga move you off ya square namsayin. Theres rules to this shit b. The soymilk generation dont always respect the rules tho. Lil niggas is makin they own rules now par. Muthafuckas wasnt gettin enough protein n calcium in they diets as kids n got turned bitchmade nahmean. This shit is a travesty yo. But what you gon do nahmean? Like that nigga Gandhi said "A man is the product of his thoughts...what a muthafucka thinks is what he becomes b". Thats some heavy duty shit rite there par. So Im sayin to yall 90s babies out there...use ya head yungblood. Drink almond milk. Get the right essential vitamins n nutrments. But yo...get off that soy. Soy produces estrogen yo. This shit been scientifically proven namsayin.
Aight peace.



46 comments:

  1. Aubrey's reply is tough to beat.

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  2. "Drink almond milk. Get the right essential vitamins n nutrments. But yo...get off that soy. Soy produces estrogen yo. This shit been scientifically proven namsayin."

    WORD IS BOND, GOD

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  3. THE GOD HAS BLESSED US ONCE AGAIN

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  4. galaxy knuckles, you're what the game needs to hear. hopefully this goes to wax and pusha t takes wayne + ymcmb to the cleaners along with drake's sweaters. "brrrr...what happened to that boy?"
    peace from the west coast

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  5. FIRST

    Where did this beef start? I heard the Pusha song yesterday but don't know where it came from...

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  6. Damn, I'm still amazed by your lyrical skills and your ability to take on people's persona so easily. Every single time. Let's have a toast for ghost

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  7. Gotdamn... those lyrics tho! On point!

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  8. "Make niggas start a war over me.......Helen of Troy."

    Cold among the coldest.

    #Salute

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  9. And yes about rap board rules, I agree. If you're a rapper, and you don't react/answer to another rapper moving you off your own ground, you can't be respected anymore.

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  10. I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as I did while reading Drake's verse. Absolutely spot on and fucking hilarious. This is the best blog on the internet.

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  11. You always tell it like it is ghost.

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  12. the lil wayne and drake lyrics are fucking aweful. Most of them are a fucking stretch and dont make sense. I can believe they pass for music in this generation.

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    1. bro those lyrics never happened. it was a joke. that being said though, wayne and drake's verses wouldnt be to far off from what he wrote

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  13. Big Ghost has more bars than 90% of the "it" dudes out right now. Lol!

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  14. If I didn't know any better I'd think you ghost write for these niggas. Phantom Raviolis coming with more of that truth. Peace god.

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  15. fuck wheelchair jimmy and his boy band

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  16. THANK YOU BIG GHOST

    ANOTHER CLASSIC

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  17. ...Thanks for the post, you always put a smile on my face :)

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  18. The Gandhi quote killed me lmao

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  19. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxrGODH9ppA&feature=youtube_gdata_player lil waynes trash ass response to pusha t

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  20. What's the video posted at the end of the blog? Is that Sean Price?

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  21. droppin jewels from Gandhi n shit. word is bond.

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  22. Right on. See, the Pusha joint, musically kicks the ass of Ghoulish, on a whole fuck ton of levels. The spit is better too, although kinda vague. Like, I had to read the Exodus lyrics a couple times, tryin' to figure out who he was pissed at. Weezy's shit is pretty clear, but crammed with fudgepackin' level gayness. Still, you right. He had to step up. Can't wait for the response from Pusha. Imma bet there'll be no confusion on who he talkin' bout on that.

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  23. Real talk these lyrics kill me every time.almost spat out my almond milk when I read that helen of troy line.

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  24. Everytime I think you're clockin out you come right back

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  25. Can't believe the faux Wayne here actually had better diss than real wayne in goulish or whatever the fuck its called. real talk

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  26. sinse u iz 1 ov da most poplar bloggers on tha intranett n shit ima tel u sum truf ayo sonn Didju no u can use slang n ur blog n still spell n use punkshuashin n shit nameen most blog tewls haff spell chekker so it Dnt haff 2 b in posabull 2 reed itz reel sadd tho noing U prob all red ee no how 2 spell n ware kamas n pereeyids go n shit but u thenk u look Kewler wen u ack like u aint neva spelt a wurd be4 sonn namsayen esspeshally Wen ur blog is abowt how dum rappers R tiping liek n ideeyut duzznt mek u look kool it mek u look like u haff down sindrum n haff know plase judjing peeps intelejense wen u kent even look @ a spell chekker n wen evree otha wrd owt ya mowf is juzt az ignarant n miss ajanist as tha peepz u B criteeking n shit n if da onlee reezin u think rapers sux iz cuz thay knot maskalin enuff den ur stoopid az fuk.

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    1. It's sad how much you don't get it

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    2. Are you fucking kidding me? At least when Ghost use slang a nigga can understand it, your shit is just straight whack, like you literally did not get passed grade 6, you a damn fool. I couldn't finish reading what you had to say my head was hurtin nigga. Get your diploma broke ass nigga

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    3. It's called diction and style. Big Ghost does this on purpose. Kids these days are so slow. I wrote an obviously fake article on Nicki Garbaj the other day as SATIRE, and all her slaves were informing me that it was unbelievable and no one would believe it. Thanks Detective, I had no idea. Learn to read between the lines.

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  27. sad thing is...this goes harder than the actual reply hahaha

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  28. "Make niggas start a war over me.......Helen of Troy."

    Raw.

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    1. ^^^

      I hope you're joking, cause Ghost was saying that Drake is comparing himself to a broad.

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  29. Haha this is even better after hearing Lil Wayne's response.

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  30. The Quaker Oats GuyMay 29, 2012 at 8:15 AM

    I think it's time the god blesses us with more. Those lyrics and how you nailed their style: genius.

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  31. I swear this nigga Hands of Zeus is a fucking legend yo...I mean..no dickriding intended but this nigga here is quite possibly the most entertaining hip hop blogger on the fucking earth...the whole shit

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  32. I need more post's Son! Some funny shit.

    Wonder how many think that Drake verse is legit. Still, not like you went mental and wrote some "real G's move in silence like lasagne"!

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  33. please let this all be some fucked up performance art piece, some parody that just got lost in translation for some of these commenters...

    'Like that nigga Gandhi said "A man is the product of his thoughts...what a muthafucka thinks is what he becomes b".'

    Gandhi is rolling in his grave

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    1. why do people with absolute zero sense of humor keep coming here

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    2. Anonymous, is this your first time here? Gotta be,

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  34. peace, fam. you need to link up with raykwaun so he can scottie pippen the blog every once in a while.

    dope joints as always

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  35. Donald Glover - Childish Gambino - Big Ghost - Troy Barnes

    They are all the same person

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  36. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE READ ALL YEAR. GHOST SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN SHOW STRAIGHT UP.

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  37. Steak is not best served well done. You know Action Bronson should have serious problems with that Pusha line, but nothing else.

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