Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Volcano Hands aka Phantom Raviolis aka Cocaine Biceps nahmean! Word up the Hands of Zeus is in the buildin. Lotta niggas been askin the god "Ayo Thor Molecules when you gon review that Memphis Cole joint?" Aint like the god was frontin but a nigga been mad busy namsayin so we hadda put that shit on ice while Riggatone handled that other shit nahmean. But Im pretty sure ey'body hadda chance to illegally download that shit by now so lets get this shit poppin b. First off young Eeyore lookin like some nigga jus snatched his balloon animals from him on this cover yo. That shit need to be addressed rite now son. Jermaine lookin like he jus got violated in the showers n he tryin to figure out a way to explain it to his girl. Im sayin yo...is this nigga capable of a facial expression that dont make him look like a victim son?
Cmon Jermaine...you spose to be celebratin the fact that Jiggaman lettin you drop ya album finally yo! Nah he aint takin you on tour wit him n Yeezy but you can still sell some merch on ya own tour baby pa. Niggas can stop askin why a dude who aint got no album is doin a muthafuckin 65 date world tour like he Bono or some shit now yo! Whatever tho son...lets get this shit started b...
1. Intro - Son jus explainin to a couple niggas how he wanna tell the story of the day he got signed...instead he spits a couple bars tho. Lotta dope albums got dope intros...sometimes its skits...sometimes its jus niggas buildin n talkin shit....Amerikkkas Most Wanted, Ready To Die, The Chronic, Illmatic, The Dynnasty, Cuban Linx....Lotta classic joints yo. Word.....this aint like those.
2. Dollar and a Dream III - This beat sounds like Puffy circa Life After Death was in the studio wit his toothpick in his mouth tellin niggas to "put more cinematic on it" while niggas looked at each other shakin they heads n shit namsayin. Word...the little homie Jermaine got his Nashiem Myrick n Carlos Broady on. But instead a spittin some gutter ass tales bout robbin niggas or clappin niggas kids by accident...son jus doin what HE be doin best namsayin. Which is cool nahmean....but this nigga jus gettin his Eeyore on again b. Aint much here that this nigga can tell us that he aint already weeped bout before son. We get it nigga...you was unsigned...n now you signed. Word...dreams really do come true n niggas shouldnta doubted ya ass.... Son always gotta squeeze in AT LEAST one lame bar tho. On this joint its "boy you cant outsmart me....I make you fee like you the shit, but boy you cant out-fart me"
3. Cant Get Enough (ft Trey Songz) - This shit sounds like the nigga hopped in his time machine n copped a beat that Twista aint wanna pay Kanye for in 2003 yo. This muthafucka sound dated as fuck son. I was almost expectin this nigga to start rhymin bout poppin tags n shit. But I aint really mad at this joint. It is what it is yo. Lame bar (that ey'body at his shows gon scream when the music stops n he points the mic at the crowd): "I love when you give me heeeeaaaaad...I hate when you give me headaches"
4. Lights Please - Ayo when this beat started the god was thinkin "Word...... . NOWTHISWHATTHEFUCKUMMTALMBOUT!" Son...a nigga was thinkin the intro to the joint was dope as shit...like this bout to be a problem namsayin. One minute in n this nigga still rhymin over the intro...the beat aint change yet or nothin...cool. Guess the little nigga tryin to make a point...BUT NAH...the hook comes in n the muthafuckin beat still sound like the intro son (by the way yo....you kno how all the hooks Drizzy be croonin sound like he makin em up as he go? Word...it sound kinda like this nigga gettin his Drake on here forreal yo...except son dont be hittin those bitch notes as much) Lame bar: "Laid a nigga down proper like she was recordin tracks"
5. Interlude - This nigga interruptin his album to finish off the story from his intro namsayin....the one niggas probably already forgot bout n shit. Personally I feel like son jus wanted to be on some "oh by the way shit" n mention that he had to pay the price for "drivin dirty" one time....wit no license nahmean. Eventually yo...the law caught up to the little nigga n he went to jail b....for the nite.
6. Sideline Story - This beat kinda cool....feels like some shit where you might be in a nice restaurant eatiin some lobster tails or some scampi or primavera type joint n listenin to some shit like that namsayin... n then some unsigned random nigga grabs the mic n starts spittin his bars or whatever. The hook sounds like some shit Drake mighta left on sons voicemail again. Lame bar: "my hooks can knock Rocky out" Smh...swear Grandmaster Caz probably came up wit that one in like '82 n then crumpled that shit up into a paper ball n came wit some better shit yo.
7. Mr Nice Watch (ft Jay-Z) Oh shit par....its that Jay feature that almost became sons 905th L in 3 years when Hovi aint give this nigga a 16 til the day shit was bout to get mastered yo. Too bad he jumped on a track that sounds like some shit that a Timbaland stan from like Croatia or Qatar or some shit laced in his bedroom son. The hook is pure muthafuckin struggle my nigga...I aint even gon get into it yo. Somebody tell this nigga he dont gotta croon on ALL these joints tho b. Jiggaman gave this nigga one a his "Oh its for Bleek's joint? Aight here ya go" verses. Jay knows when he in danger of gettin renegaded....n that shit wasnt gon be happenin here son. Son couldnta renegaded Lil Boosie on this shit b. Word is bond son. Lame bar: "I rap like its Christmas Eve" ....Cmon Jermaine.
8. Cole World - This beat got more of that same Euro nigga swag that the last joint had. Its cool if niggas wanna get on some international shit n show some variety or some culture b....but this beat kinda ass yo. This sounds like some shit that muthafuckas in Moscow be doin Russian kicks to....like you gotta be splashin 180 proof vodka on slave bitches n rockin a bear skin coat wit the head still on it to really appreciate shit like this son. Then this nigga get on some Borat shit durin the hook when he singin "Got a hundred fifty bitches in the club starin' at me/ How that feel? Very happy!" Yall listen to this shit tho..."How that feel? VERY HAPPY". Son...thats some "no speaky inglish" type shit yo. This joint starts out wit the line "it took me all day to find some inspiration"...ayo maybe you shoulda put it back where you found it son. Cos apparently you found that shit in the back of a gypsy caravan or some shit b. You want lame bars tho? Son be spittin darts like "See my man Nate, asked me if I gained weight/ I said nah, my pockets got fatter, that's all", "I got the type of shit that make a hater say sorry" n "Bitch, I made this in the crib, watchin' Belly/ eatin' peanut butter jelly, what the fuck can niggas tell me?" n all kindsa dogshit bars...take ya pick yo. Its like a wackass bars smorgasbord on this shit b.
9. In The Morning (ft The Kitten Whisperer) - Damn son....you kno the album aint really goin rite for a nigga when you relieved to hear the Drizzy joint nahmean. Still think this beat is dope...which kinda makes sense namsayin since this joint one a the only ones that Jermaine aint produce by hisself. Word is bond yo...this nigga gave all his best beats away to muthafuckas like Kendrick (see HiiiPoWeR) n XV (peep Smallville) namsayin. Kinda forgot that Aubrey sounds like a rapist on this shit tho nahmean. I think the nigga talmbout how he use to fuck horses when he was a kid in his verse or some shit son. N even tho Young Angel droppin bars bout ridin stallions n shootin lotion outta his finger tips... this little nigga Cole aka L-ton John STILL gon find a way to squeeze in the lamest bar on this shit wit "no strings attached, like a cordless phone" Son...when was the last time you seen a phone that DID have a cord yo? You write this verse in 1987 g? Cmon son...its 2011 yo. Cordless phones? That shits like sayin "word...I got these condoms that aint made outta lamb intestines son" or "word....I gotta TV that aint black n white at my crib namsayin" or "word....I like broads who dont got mustaches or dicks yo". Stop it Jermaine...
10. Lost Ones - First off yo...this shit got pretty much the same drumbeat as the Lights Out joint...which really be drivin home that point that son been runnin outta ideas for beats a long ass time now yo. But SON...on a album full of bitchified lotiony hooks...this shit might actually be the the lotioniest n bitchifiedest hook of them all yo... "I aint too proud to tell you that I cry sometimes...I cry sometimes about it...."
Son...is you fuckin serious? Shit gets even more bitched out when the nigga starts spittin from the perspective of a pregnant broad for the whole second verse. "I let you hit it raw muthafucka...now Im pregnant". Word...mad niggas is gon be spittin along to that shit b. Nas dont even get away wit doin shit like that son...
11. Nobody's Perfect (Ft Missy Elliot) - I aint mad at this beat...shit is actually cool for some R&B nigga shit. Plus Missy took it back yo. This still jus some shit for broads that eat ice cream under the covers n keep candy bars in they glove box...but its cool for what it is yo. The little homie Jermaine aint forget to spit some more lame bars on this shit tho. Word yo...the lamest one gotta be "Cole heatin up like that leftover lasagna" ....wow. The hood probably gon love that one yo...."YO YOU HEAR WHAT THIS NIGGA JUS SAID SLIME?? HE HEATIN UP....LIKE LEFTOVER LASAGNA NIGGA!!! DAMN YO!!! REWIND THAT BACK SLIME!!!
12. Never Told - This some Captain Save A Hoe shit son. Theres a skit in the middle bout a young Jermaine learnin how to be a man. Apparently son use to sound like a little broad when he was young tho...couldnt make it to the end of this one b. NO.I.D. gave the nigga a throwaway beat too. Lamest bar: "Cause Wolverine's depressing, don't wanna be your ex-man"
13. Rise And Shine - Son saved his best beat for damn near the end of the album yo. Either way tho...son hooked up a ferocious track to go hammer on son.....before he lames out on the hook n sings some wack shit again. This song is like a dime broad witta 5 inch ortho shoe on b. Too bad son... Dont think that son forgot to spit some wackness on this shit too yo. Lamest bar: "These words Im recordin got me ballin....Jordan".
14. God's Gift - This the joint son was hopin Jay would jump on. Shits definitely better than that Nice Watch eurotrash shit he did end up jumpin on tho. Son referencin Jay n talmbout "on to the blueprint" but Jay was like "Nah". So disrespectful Hovi....Of course son gotta squeeze in another wack ass made up as he go hook torn straight outta the book of Aubrey nahmean. Lamest bars: "Pussy my passion / Man I just can’t help it,I see a cookie, I grab one"
15. Breakdown - The drums by theyselves on the intro sound like some bullshit yo. Shit be soundin cheap as fuck son. Sounds like some shit a niggas moms would tap out while she fuckin witta niggas MPC in his room. Once the music kicks in its aight tho. Rite out the gate yo...son spits "I just shed tears homie and now I aint too proud to admit it"...we get it son. You aint ashamed to cry...stop all that sad face purple donkey shit already par. The song aint horrible...but I dont kno what nigga would end they album witta joint like this one. Lamest bars: "Thought I was brighter than a Polo sweater / No pops.... was like Martin with no Coretta"
Bonus Tracks:
I aint really kno which joints is officially on his shit but these muthafuckas is summa the bonus tracks I got on my version yo....
Workout - The first official single off this shit jus became a bonus track yo. Truth be told...this joint was cool for what it was. The video was another story tho son...that shit looked like son got the director who use to do shit for TLC on they first album b. That shit musta costed Roc Nation like$300 yo. Jay probably drops more on socks than what he givin this nigga for his video budget b. I fucks wit this shit...like it aint my favorite shit or nothin b...but I dont hate it like that. But when son starts gettin his Paula Abdul on its time for the skip button.
Nothing Lasts Forever - More shit for broads who aint got no self esteem n niggas who stay twistin Nuvo caps off n sippin Shirley Temples at the club. Its a cool joint but son spittin some serious snore darts on this one b.
Daddy's Little Girl - The beat cool...in a "nigga who jus learned how to use Reason" kinda way. But the hook so light in the ass that my muthafuckin iPod started floatin round the room while I was playin this shit b. You can put a black coffee in front of the speakers n that shit gon have 5 sugars in it by the end of the song par. This shit softer than chinchilla bellies yo. You could pollinate your flower garden wit this shit b. This niggas dignity tank is on E when it comes to these hooks son...but whatever yo.
Who Dat - Aka the original first single flop....Only good thing I can say bout this shit is he aint really spit any lazy ass bars like he did all over his album yo. He barely gettin his songstress on on this shir too yo. Son shoulda spent more than 4 seconds comin up wit the hook for this muthafucka tho son.
Thats bout it fam...I aint really mad at this shit...but son was lazy as fuck on this joint b. The beats...the rhymes...all that shit yo. I thought son woulda been savin his best shit for his album my nigga. There aint really a whole lot to make this shit that different from his mixtapes tho son. N word is bond yo...the rap world always been divided between niggas who dont sound wack singin all over they joints (Pac, 50, DMX, Slick Rick, GHOSTFACE etc) n niggas who sound like straight bitches when they do namsayin (Aubrey).....Cole be fallin into that second category yo. What you gon do tho? These beige niggas jus love to croon on they shit b. But yo...I aint mad at this shit like that baby pa. The nigga gettin his feet wet in the game still...its cool...broads gon more or less love this like a fat kid love cake n all that. It jus aint the gods cuppa tea namsayin. Staten niggas be drinkin from golden goblets b. We dont drink no Ovaltines namsayin. We drink broken glass son. Niggas stay eatin the bark off the trees over here par. You talkin to some official titanium beard niggas who rock iron headbands n throw Suzuki jeeps at niggas for steppin on our footwear nahmean. So nah...niggas who got that viking blood dont be really fuckin wit no soft ass shit like this b. But this shit wasnt designed for niggas like Tone yo...I understands that shit b. This shit was designed to tap that insecure broad demographic n shit par. So instead a breakin this muthafuckas wings off Imma jus open the window n let the butterfly go back to the flower box n do his thing namsayin. Let youngin do him I guess yo...
Overall...on some generous shit...Imma give Eeyorematic 2.5 outta 5 Zeus Slaps yo.....or 5 Memphis Bleek durags under the fitted outta 5. Word is bond.
Aight peace.
People gonna be gettin pissy at this review. I fucks with Cole, but can't deny what you're sayin. Dudes been gettin softer and softer. Good thing I'm white, we're use to that soft shit lol.
ReplyDeleteCole stans are white/black nerds who arent accepted in society so they relate to this struggle rap. Shit was weak 6.5/10. Shout out to NYC/Brooklyn tho.
ReplyDeleteterrible review & the only funny part was about Drake
ReplyDelete^^cole stan
ReplyDelete^^fag
ReplyDeletelmao at "In The Morning (ft. The Kitten Whisperer)" I didn't even catch that until you said it was Aubster
ReplyDeleteI don't like j.cole but come on was u calling 2pac soft for making struggle rap?
ReplyDeleteU basically saying pac was a bitch because he made songs like dear mama and keep ya head up
Everbody can't rap about selling drugs and shooting niggas
rap about selling drugs and shooting niggas>struggle rap
ReplyDeletethat's all the devil wants you to listen to, don't focus on the real issues, just support the status quo, keep making those record comapany execs millions for putting out poison.
DeleteKtt cole stans maaaad. Its just as funny when he's reviewing drake. Get your dick out of coles mouth.
ReplyDeleteThis is garbage and Tha Carter IV shits on it
ReplyDeleteTha Gawd Drizzy Drake gonna kill every album of the past 30+years dough
Drake sucks, and Tha Carter IV was probably one of the worst albums ever. Lil Wayne fell off hard.
DeleteKTT REPRESENT
ReplyDeleteJ cole the new and improved lightskin memphis bleek.
ReplyDelete@Dennis Cole...how you gone get at yo own family like that? lol....."5 Bleek durags"...priceless!!!
ReplyDeleteomg, this isn't even funny
ReplyDeleteCole World: TSS is a classic
the new-age Illmatic
Nigga please...
Deletehahaha P-Tone was pretty much spot on with the lame bars. My only gripe was the lights please one. That bar's not bad son. It's solid. That outfarted one though? Cmon Son...What are you thinking?
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't saying Pac was soft, he was saying some dudes can do it and it sounds all right (Pac, Ghostface, etc.) and some can't (Drake, J.Cole).
ReplyDeletenot really.. he didn't say that at all.
Delete"the rap world always been divided between niggas who dont sound wack singin all over they joints (Pac, 50, DMX, Slick Rick, GHOSTFACE etc) n niggas who sound like straight bitches when they do namsayin (Aubrey).....Cole be fallin into that second category yo."
Deletehe literally said that.
^^^stfu
ReplyDeleteI HAVE A CONFESSION
ReplyDeleteI ACTUALLY LIKE COLE...
I'm a huge Cole fan but I can't help but agree with the review. His best material came on his mixtapes and now it's all played out. The album definitely didn't live up to the hype in my opinion. It's not a bad album. It's just not a classic. And he does spit some lame ass bars. Especially that peanut butter jelly bullshit
ReplyDeleteOf course Relly would comment this.
ReplyDeleteKTT tho. Yadiggg.
hahaha ima huge cole fan nahmean but i aint even mad at this son , keep em coming b . ny ridin with u tone
ReplyDeleteI mean i just don't give a fuck about J Cole son. Son is a hip hop triscuit. He aint got no flavor. There ain't nothin interesting bout this boring ass nicca. I don't know why Tone feels the need to go in on im tho, he's harmless.
ReplyDeleteHe really needs to get off this varsity athlete shit cause that shit's hilarious. You in fn high school still nicca?
As an educated person the fact that I find myself reading this trash, probably says more about me than it does about the fuck heads who don't know any better. J.Cole is doing what the fuck J.Cole wants to do. He wants to produce every track LET HIM. He wants to give us reoccurring bars of his struggle LET HIM. Cause at the end of the day we're all still listening; so go learn how to choke on your own dick and leave the dude alone. Or at the very least, if you think his album is shit, don't listen. NAHMEAN!
ReplyDelete^SMH. DA MATTA WIT DHIS NIGGA BRUH? J COLE AINT EAT OUTCHO ASSHOLE LASS NITE MY NIGGA? PUSS ASS FUCK BWOY. AYO GHOST BRUH YOU A DAMN FOOL FO DHIS ONE MY NIGGA. ON SOME REAL ISH DOE, SIDELINE STORY SOME WEAK SHIT MY NIGGA. I USE DA INSIDE COVER TO LINE THE BEDD OF MY GERBILS BRUH WORD IS BOND. ISH IS MAD HOMO. I MEAN DAH NIGGA IS CUTE AS FUCK NO HOMO DOE STILL DONT MEENA NIGGA FUCKS WITH IT. FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS WAS WAY BETTER AND THATS ON MY MOMMA. FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS > WHACK ASS BULL ISH SIDELINE STORY THAT WHITEBOYS AND LOSER NIGGAS BE HYPIN. AND TO DA NIGGA THAT CALLED DHIS SHIT THE NEW AGE ILLMATIC IS LIKE SAYING BRANDON JENNINGS IS THE NEXT MICHAEL JORDAN. FUCK OUTTA HERE MEDIOCRE ALBUM ADMIRING NO RAP LISTENING SOFT-ASS PSUEDOHIPSTER NIGGAS. #JUSSAYINGEVENDOEHECUTEHEKINDATRASHNOHOMODOE
ReplyDeleteBY DA WAY, HOLLA AT A YUNG PAID NIGGA. YALL CAN PEEP MY ISH I WRITES ON MY BLAWG.
ReplyDeleteOY YOY
http://tencarloadsofhardboneniggasnohomo.blogspot.com/2011/09/holla-at-yung-paid-nigga.html?spref=fb
^^^^
ReplyDeleteTo the J-cole nigga two comments up. WE SEE YOU NIGGA. Respect the hilarity or step the fuck off before you get thrown the fuck off a roof....CASH RULES..
Peace to BIG GHOST another great review
outdid yourself on this one...instant vintage
ReplyDeleteeeyeorematic killed me..
ReplyDeleteoh shit my nigga good looking out an shit. i knew you was done gonna go hard on a nigga. these new white niggas done be way too soft for a nigga like me tho.
ReplyDeleteI mean personally I thought the album was a vlassic.
ReplyDeleteThese opinions arebpretty subjective. As in wht is soft to you, may not necessarily be soft to other dudes.
The kitten whisperer bit was funny though.
it was aite
ReplyDeletebut shits lulzy as fuck
while the review was funny, i'll have to disagree with it. TSS is a great album. what yall talkin about.
ReplyDelete*^fuck
ReplyDeleteThe album was solid I feel as you said ghost he's gettin his feet wet in the game now it ain't no classic but it's far from whack but I can tell alot of niggaz on here just agreeing for the fact it's ghost and too scared to say how they really feel about the album.but anyways good shit ghost
ReplyDeletehahahahaha the ipod started floatin around the room during that soft in the ass track damn I died again...amazing how I agree with just about anything u say. But im waiting on u to review an album from an obviously dope artist...(Kendrick, XV, KRIT, etc)
ReplyDelete^ xv, kendrick, and KRIT are obviously dope? Shut the fuck up doe
ReplyDeleteyo that shit about Aubrey rapping about fucking horses fuckin KILLED me cuz i was thinking the same shit when i was listening to his verse like "did this nigga just rap a whole verse about horses n shit"
ReplyDeletei was weak as fuck reading this shit
I love this blog
ReplyDeletebut this review really doesn't do the album justice..its a good album, really. J Cole is far from the cat you're making him out to be..he's probably the ONLY mainstream cat with raw bars..
Cole World> WTT > Carter 4
ReplyDeleteWell yeah this nigga'z barz R weak, he a fuccin' nobody who ain't never seen shit, just rappin' 'bout the muthafuccin' struggles of middle class living 'N shit, fucc dis fool.
ReplyDeleteDisagreeing with his opinion or that of anybody else on here is nothing to have a fit about. I agree, but it doesn't mean you're lame or stupid for disagreeing. Just calm your asses down.
ReplyDeleteLmao. Love the review. There are alot of valid points. I honestly like the production for the most part, mostly because it contrasts with the normal synth and heavy bass shit that the likes of Bangledesh and other niggas be churnin out in like 2 seconds. Like forreal if I can recreate a beat with a midi player and a basic ass drum machine, your beat is ass.
ReplyDeleteThe thing about J Cole is that he tries to appeal to too many different groups. Like nigga, its ok if you didn't witness the raw being cut up or niggas gettin shot or whatever. Rap about what you know. Kanye embraced his role in hip-hop, this nigga is now hip-hops Tim Gunn. Cole's music will not appeal to everyone, the sooner he realizes that, the better quality his shit will be. This album is basically what I expected, except with more female geared tracks. It is by no stretch of the imagination a classic, if you even contemplate that shit you have a pussy. Album is a little lazy. I mean when Ricky Ross is spittin colder bars and you supposed to be the savior of rap, theres a problem.
Least this nigga didn't complain about being famous and having 3somes like that faggot the Kitten Whisperer.
I understand the fact that Ghost is just clowning the whole way through this review, but I don't think Ghost considers where Cole is coming from.
ReplyDeleteJ. Cole is an educated guy and comes from a much different type of hood than that of which Ghost comes from. It's evident that Ghost just shits on anyone that shows any kind of softness ("The Kitten Whisperer" & "crooning").
The Kitten Whisperer!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteCrazy how yall really take a parody nigga like this BGF nigga serious smh
ReplyDeletecole shit been wack but u continue to slip my nigga...get back to the essence b4 u become a target yoself nigga...3rd time da charm...step dat shit up on da next 1 or end ya run while u still got a fanbase...nuttin wrong wit a og...its da niggas dat hang on too long we got words fo
ReplyDeleteShut the fucc up little bitch, keep shakin' yo little raggedy azz head till U fuccin' breakx Yo muhfuccin' necc fag
ReplyDeleteCole is the type of rapper that spits from a perspective that most rappers dont really touch on that much. If u sad and feeling a bit down (we all get those days) we might to relate to this album but honestly I wont be bumping this all day everyday.
ReplyDeleteHe needs to grow and be more versatile to come close to the likes of Jay Z.
"First off young Eeyore lookin like some nigga jus snatched his balloon animals from him on this cover yo" and "Jermaine lookin like he jus got violated in the showers n he tryin to figure out a way to explain it to his girl" got me rollin ahahaha, then the animal pictures with the sad faces.... genius!
ReplyDeleteIt's funny hearing some of you talking about stans when in the same sentence niggas are jumping on tone dick and riding it like a rodeo show. I mean what separates some of yall from the average drake fan, when you really think about it? Also If any of you take this dude seriously enough to get mad at anything he writes, just throwing this out there but you might want to kill yourself and save us all from you're offspring.
ReplyDeleteNow on to the review, I thought it was funny and I can't disagree with some of his comments. I liked though and we'll have to agree to disagree. It was funny though, funnier then you're softest nigga's in the game. Everytime you do that little article it gets less funny. Might want to retire that b.
Cole might've had some lame lines, but nothing is lamer than a 40-something year old dude who still claims he fucks up people for stepping on his sneakers.
ReplyDeletei'mma have to disagree with Mr. Black Kid on the Top 10 Softest. i was actually expecting a letdown after the previous versions, but to me it just keeps getting better, IMHO. unlike tha carter series.. juss my $0.02 on that.
ReplyDeleteLotta dope albums got dope intros...Word.....this aint like those. LMAO!!!
& that shit about 5 sugars in your coffee cup.. LMA-double-O!!!
Can't knock Ghost opinion, but I have to disagree I thought it was a solid 4 out of 5, and may possibly go down later as a Classic. lyrically he was on point. The production was solid, different but solid, The average cat can relate to this, you don't have to rap about hood ish all the time to be respected, because fa real fa real very few of us live that Hood lifestyle. Most artists who rap about it don't either I call it #fantasyrap. The album gets better with time...which are some of the same thoughts I had about Reasonable Doubt and illmatic when I first heard them. Ghosts reviews are always entertaining sometimes I think its spot on other times I disagree. Its all good though let's not get all up tight because someone else thinks differently
ReplyDeleteI'm sayin remember when there was like 5 visitors and we fucked w BIGGHOSTBLOG for what it was? now I'm feelin all claustrophobic seeing 8million comments that's still drippin from riding YM's jock. gimme a feature that hides comments and that fuckin "pageviews last month" shit. take me back to the pristine. get ya threadcount up
ReplyDeletesee me, i'm on some i-can't-listen-to-nothing-new ish.. i have no interest in WTT, Jcoles, lil wayne, whatever. so that really DQs me from dissin them fools (oops). but i gotsta say i look forward to these albums dropping just so i can read your reviews.
ReplyDeleteps- yo that was crazy weak tryna call out a "40-something year old" ..son...IT AINT HIM!! get it through your fuccen head you dumb dick!! plus that line was fuckin undeniably hilarious. i mean come ON now.. flyin' fucn suzuki SUVs? LAUGH AT IT. NOW.
Everybody is talking about struggle rap, yet you forget that joint on Ghost' first album, all that I got is you. Any struggle song on J cole shit goes way harder than that, and the whole album is way harder than Ironman could ever dream of being. I love this album and think it is probably the best rap I have ever heard. For the record, I am an overweight half white half korean girl from Salem oregon who struggles with body image and not making the cheerleading squad.
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteWord? LOL
N*gga look like fuckin' Hornswoggle..
ReplyDeletehomie clearly has google image goons on deck.. maybe Alvin handles that racket.
ReplyDeletethe pictures fit nice with the story, as always yo. had me dyin' son.
..dying,
....dying,
DEAD!
hahaha shit is funny, take it for what it is, comedy. Everyone is laughing their ass of when rappers they don't like get reviewed but when their fav rapper get reviewed they cry about it. That being said, I liked the album, maybe its cuz im not robbing and shootin niggas in the face, so i can actually relate. bigghost must be some tough ass thug sitting in jail right now reviewing shit on an ipad some dude managed to sneak in. Haha either way its funny as shit.
ReplyDeleteDude is funny but did a bad review. Had some points but not all rap is supposed to be "hard" and about shooting people. Cole doesn't sell drugs or shoot so he doesn't rap about it. 90% of rappers who talk about it are soft, they just act tough in front of cameras. Cole keeps it real at least
ReplyDeleteBITCH HOP.
ReplyDeleteshouts to jcole for keeping it real for all the soft baby heads out there who aint got fully developed skull pieces n shit. see they be having craniums n shit with bones that aint totally fused together nahmean so they can't really handle that street shit just yet. one day when they got solid domes n can piss on they own n chew food they gon realize what real rap is about nahmean. fisher price my first timberlands. ni99a ya shirt look like a curtain. get some chukkas fucka
ReplyDeleteSo since J cole doesn't rap about drugs..its gives him a pass to be a hip hop softie on borderline nerd rap? Ah now it all makes sense.
ReplyDeleteThis nigga is a genius.
ReplyDeleteYall niggas is funny
ReplyDelete70% of you cornballs aint even pay to hear the album, then got to nerve to act like your fukkin opinion matters
Cole's debut was dope, and compared to the rest of these weedplates that dropped this year (Wiz, Wayne, Kanye & Jay), this dude deserves nothin but props
SMH at you fuckboys
right.
ReplyDeletewhen you compare shit to shit, shit always wins yo.
good point.
Yo i just want to start by saying whoever this is blogging this nonsense is a fucking capital L.A.M.E. and all u dickriderz commenting agreeing with this cocksucker are as well. Now first off u have wayyy too much time on your hands sitting here picking apart the whole album who the fuck are you Roger Ebert..wait..who are u again??? OH OK. Now it's one thing to have an opinion which I'm sure J.Cole couldnt care less about coming from some idiot sitting behind a computer screen but I completely 100% disagree with this bs review u did. So you rather your kids listen to some lying ass tough for the camera rapper talk about how much dope they done sold how many bitches they done fucked and how many bodies they caught as oppose to an educated black man which I see is becoming more and more scarce keep it real and talk about where they come from they struggles and the road to getting signed..I know what my kids would be listening to..And furthermore I didnt know that rap and hiphop were about getting shot, going to jail, and fucking hoes but I guess nowadays thats all people know even though most of them lying I guess being a conscious rapper makes you soft..now dont get me wrong I love pac and biggie and all our other fallen soldiers but you see where all that shoot em up bang bang talk got them..may God rest their soul...and Pac did similar tracks talking about his struggles hence keep ya head up and brenda's got a baby now correct me if im wrong but I believe pac was speaking from the perspective of a "bitch" brenda and real life issues that are affecting the community which u knocked cole for doing on lost ones i mean be 4 real. Now while i can understand some disappointment in the album i think u went way to hard on his first effort which he did 90% of by himself without a star studded cast give him a break.. if u dont like..dont listen simple as that.
ReplyDeleteIma J. Cole fan but Big Ghost is a funny ass person and this review had me in tears...But in all seriousness this album was tight, his beats are getting better and he is becoming an all-around artist. It ain't a classic, that happens only if im still bumpin this 2 to 3 years from now, but I'd rather listen to someone who can actually spit like J. Cole rather than most of the garbage rappers out 2day. Salute to Big Ghost tho, keep it up with the album reviews...I can't wait to see how he gonna shit on Drake's thing lmao!
ReplyDeletethe shit was funny though..def. worthy of some ha ha and he he...but personally i like the album
ReplyDeleteLOVE THE HELL OUTTA THIS ALBUM
ReplyDeleteBut I laughed at this review. Some of yall need to chill...it's COMEDY b.
The album went hard. Your review makes you sound like a fuckin hating ass homophobe. You know you better then other rappers when people can't point out your one one fire line, they have to point out your one lame line cause everything else fire. For every one of his lame lines, he spit 15 sick bars, so just fall back. I've read negative reviews and criticisms of Cole, but you sound like a straight up hatin ass muhfucka.
ReplyDeleteThis nigga "Ghost" deff hating. Most of the bars he claimed was whack, aren't even whack forreal.
ReplyDeleteHe just rappin out the ass to make ya happy. he aint beig real, nigga hatin.
Look at all you fuckin crybabies catching feelings cuz your golden boy got a little criticism. How does that affect your ability to enjoy the album? You gotta be one insecure mother fucker to catch feelings over an album review, especially if the review isn't even about you! Big Ghostface wasn't feeling it, if you are then do you and slap it. It's really that simple lol.
ReplyDeleteBig Ghost you strait delivered this time son, strait out tha gate with that sad face cover shit. word bond. Keep doing you son. Respect.
ReplyDeleteYeah I don't understand how people get offended and whimper about a rapper their obviously a stan of getting a semi-bad review. It's not like he's making fun of your parents, family, etc. People take it personal because I guess it feels that somebody is insulting their taste in music. It's not. It's comedy albeit at the expense of J Cole. The thing is I agree with most of Big G's opinion. Cole ain't that dope. He's aight but it's his first album.
ReplyDelete"snore darts" almost made me pass out laughing. Love it.
ReplyDeleteI aint even listened to most of the album yet so I can't say shit bout that but this review had me reeling haha, gotta give Ghost props for making some pure comedy material. "This shit sounds like the nigga hopped in his time machine n copped a beat that Twista aint wanna pay Kanye for in 2003 yo."
ReplyDeleteShits hilarious lmao
On some real shit, People Under the Stairs are dropping their newest album this Friday, and I GUARANTEE that that shits gonna wipe it's ass with Cole World. No doubts in my head lol, Cole can't fuck with Thes One and Double K. Not yet anyway, maybe in a year or two.
ReplyDeleteLol how can people compare jcole to tupac?jcole writes the same shit in like every song and its always something depressing, I went to a wale and jcole concert and when he performed,that shit was dead as fuck and everyone was waiting for wale to get shit hyped,LOL at how ghost called him young eyroe
ReplyDeletethe album was dope, he produced it him self it was HIS first album, how many people can actually say that. and as far as ghost, you need to make an album since you over here clamming you know whats hot. what happen to you dog? you need to make some "REAL" shit. cmon man get out there and do your thing, instead of hiding behind a computer talking all this shit. lets be real man, unless you got some music to back up your shit talking, quit this shit now bro. u look like a fucking hater son! what you mad you couldnt be a jay z or kanye. fall back son you doing nothing but looking like a fucking loser.
ReplyDeleteTo you mafuckas sayin this dude should drop some music just cuz he critiquing other people's albums, have you even seen this nigga's impersonation bars that he wrote on this blog? They might just make you eat your words cuz this dude clearly got skill. Go peep his fake Jay-Z/Wayne collab. Jay don't even spit that tuff no more. I think the writer of this blog could body that nigga J-Cole bar for bar based off what I'm readin here.
ReplyDeleteYou stans are hilarious doh
^Cosign. His FAKE bars are better than the real 16s that cats be spitting on their songs or freestyles
ReplyDeletehttp://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/09/ayo-this-lost-carter-iv-songfeat-jay-z.html
Thta "shitty" Wayne verse is better than anything on C4 and that JayZ verse is also fire
Alot of cats gonna cry they self to sleep after reading this, a couple will commit suicide, and some will never fuck with you again. Remember, it's only cool to them when you get at rappers they're not fond of.
ReplyDeleteseriously..those Jadakiss bars? the Jay-Z ish, Wayne. Big Ghost fam you could definitely ghost write for these dudes in they own style and tighten they little albums up forreal forreal. ...& then rip those same albums in these here reviews. picture that.
ReplyDeletei seen it. like a Zenith.
big props to big ghost for another amazing review and props to the commenters for adding more hilarity
ReplyDeletethat shit about sugars in the coffee was amazing
oh and the animal pictures were phenomenal
ReplyDeletegoogle images is your bitch
This is your best review by far. You had me dead with the Eyor intro. This is the most I laughed in months. Salute!
ReplyDeleteBtw, I didn't know so many women read your blog until I glanced today at this comments section.
Ghost, I love ya, but I hate it when you sing, too.
ReplyDeleteThe pictures are just hilarious
ReplyDeleteget in that ass Ghost!
ReplyDelete..pull they asshole open, step into they asshole. close the door behind you. take a spraypaint can, right? "GHOST WAS HERE"
step out his ass. & leave that muthafucka wide open, so they know you been there.
Why are people dissing the real GFK? This blog is a well formulated joke, and it's funny. If you get mad at a joke blog on the internet, YOU are fucking retarded, no matter what the topic.
ReplyDeleteyo big ups my homie p-tone for puttin this bitch-ass on blast. GET EM! GET EM! young-ghaddafi.blogspot.com cosign some trappin hard shit tone.
ReplyDeleteHe had me dying at "cordless phones"....i mean, if he just looked back at that line the LEAST he could have done was say "no strings attached....Pinocchio" smh....."but i'm not a rapper"
ReplyDelete"yo i aint even gotta shovel NO kinda coal in my car engine!"
ReplyDelete"y'alls be burnin' that fuckin' whale oil blubber n shit in ya lamps while i got fly electricity light bulbs kid!!"
"..-...-.---..-...-.-...!!!"
(big shouts to all my steam engine telegraph niccas)
Salute to the God for another hilarious review. Jcole latest project is not as dope as his mixtape the "warm up". Be that as it may, this album is smashing on any artist that has dropped an album in a long time. You are a talented dude but sometimes you sound like an OLD BITTER ASS NIGGA. I fuck with the early/late 90s hiphop when the shit was raw. But times have changed bruh. Its a new ,day for artist. That hood shit,slapping niggas,selling dope, isn't really to be glorified. You would think that an old timer like yourself would know that. Like I said you're gifted and usually on point but sometimes that old nigga hater creeps out of your ass. Lastly, I've been reading your shit for along time but this Drake shit is getting old as fuck! You starting to sound like the mad angry dark nigga who hates on the light skinned nigga with all the bitches in highschool. Stop that shit bruh your Drake obsession is a little suspect. Anyway, keep doing your shit,but disguise that old nigger in you.
ReplyDeleteHtown- 3rd Ward to be exact.
im soooo mad you said kitten whisperer and Eeyorematic.
ReplyDeletequits Ghost for LIFE!!!
#realtears
I don't fuck with J. Cole anymore. Dude has annoyingly repetitive themes and the Nas comparisons did him no favor. Pressure of that sort is a career-breaker. I'm not even gonna listen to his album and will just simply wish him well in his pursuit of a Memphis Bleek-type career.
ReplyDeleteMake music or shut the fuck up... I won't, and never have listened to your trash... ever... you are garbage... Method Man is amazing but YOU are garbage.. What important record label would want to invest in your untalented ignorant ass?! Only dumb/wack niggaz relates to your trash, your food for thoughts could make me mentally vomit! I'm sure of it! Seriously loser, go work at Wendy's... Your rap carrer has been done since late 90's.. Its over for you, so move over for the younger rapper that spits it realler than you industry faggot hating ass niggaz! Cole World and I support that! Ignorant faggot
ReplyDeleteMr GhostFace, You have gone 'ghost' from the TV screens for a hot minute now... Now, is your carrer dead or is your rap name one Big Pun?! Whatever it is you're going through, I just one you to know something, and this is from the bottom of my heart... You are really LAME! Go stick your your damn head in the oven, maybe that'll make you hot again... You disgust me :|
ReplyDelete^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteHey stupid, this is a satirical blog. This is not the real Ghostface Killah. Don't hate the God's Doppelganger for his opinion about J Cole. If your pussy hurts than go buy some Vagisil.
*then
ReplyDeleteSmh at these comments. Cole stans are clearly the stupidest people on the planet. I don't even know where to begin...somebody please fill these 12 yr old idiots in.
ReplyDelete^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteThe last comment says it all. I really feel bad for Cole stans. They must either be girls or depressed guys. He gave it 2.5 Zeus slaps. I believe that's better than what he gave C4.
WHADDUP NICCAS. IF YALL LIKE BIGGHOST I BETCHU YOU GONNA LOVE ME. CEPT IMMA REAL NIGGA. PEEP THE TOP TEN RAPPERS I'D LET SMASH ME ON DHIS BLOG DA LINK HERE BRUH.
ReplyDeletehttp://tencarloadsofhardboneniggasnohomo.blogspot.com/
hey man i cole is cool but whats up with al this singing on hooks shit, every song is about some chick no homo
ReplyDeletedamn some thin skin little peachfuzz ass pillow biters done found this page.. they folks musta left the parental controls off they family computer or somethin. it's all love tho. fragile mufukahs can't handle a lil smack talk i guess.
ReplyDeletelittle boy blue aka j-minor apparently got a legion of preteen stans on deck ready to take a bullet for his weak ass.
y'alls peoples is mad feminine i swear, talmbout hater this / hater that. it ain't even like that - it's a fuccin joke, b! these breadstick bone kids got they panties all tangled n shit. Stapleton niggas got copper pipe veins n piss battery acid. ...y'all aint know nothin bout that tho
"GHOST WAS HERE NAHMEAN"
ReplyDeleteNiggers in the state that still like ghostface and ignorant ass rappers should all be shot! you guys deserve any criticism or mistreatments y'all getting! Ignorant dumb fucks.... If you like this blog, you are just as lame as the creator of this blog! WAKE UP U STUPID IGNORANT FUCKS!
ReplyDeleteayo you sound kinda angry, b.
ReplyDeletedamn it look like Rayesha done released his rape goon troll hounds on the cybersexual assault tip. yo get ya feet off my mom's table, shit's made of glass, b.
..big ass shits.
I'm glad Cole is having a big first week, cuz money does matter. But real talk, just as a man, I would rather have the appreciation of 10 real mafuckers than 250,000 complete and total fuckin idiots. Money is still money either way, but Cole seriously has to be embarrassed about the kind of faggots he has standin up for him on the internet lol
ReplyDelete"i'd rather have a hundred thousand true heads by me, than one million of your fake fanatics behind me.."
ReplyDelete-KRS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRK8lLjv4Uc
lol Cole is that dude but this shit was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIm gonna listen to this album tonight and let ya know what its bout...So far if the Thor Molecules is right I will like 3 tracks...Other then that when he said my man "got 5 Memphis bleek durag under the fitteds out of 5" i couldnt stop laughing till my boss told me he gonna send me home if i dont stop...that was awesome keep it up THE HANDS OF ZEUS HAVE SPOKEN!!!
ReplyDeleteima a cole fan and i love the album.. this shyt was a fuggin good laugh tho lmao.. nothin will ever e funnier then the carter 4 review haha now thats a classic one lol
ReplyDeleteHow is this nigga so funny? jesus, every review is funny as shit
ReplyDeleteThis shit weak as hell son. How many times we need to hear a nigga talkin about his rise to the top. Nigga gonna be swimming in 100 dolla bills talkin bout how po he is.
ReplyDeletewackass review from someone who's obviously too "niggerish" to appreciate more intelligent rap...you're really gonna diss Lost Ones? Cole's telling a real life story on that track son...not everybody's a gun-toting gangsta who raps about how bad the projects are and how he wants to get out but for some reason can't... real wack sir
ReplyDeleteWhy do ya'll always gotta immediately assume just cuz dude is clowning J Cole or Drake, or any of these other "soft niggas" that it's because they don't rap about drugs, guns and bitches? Is that the only other alternative? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that the Mighty Hands of Zeus LOL aka P-Tone has never had any negative shit to say about Black Thought, Common, Mos Def, Kweli, Blu and countless other dudes who don't rhyme about that shit AND sing hooks, tackle "soft" topics, so on and so forth. Maybe it doesn't just come down to content, but how it's presented. And right now, as far as I'm concerned, rappers like Drake and Cole present that content in a very soft, boring, and gay way. I think that Big Ghost hits the nail on the head perfectly./
ReplyDeleteto the anonymous above me:
ReplyDeleteget the fuck outta here with that under-aged suburban white girl shit. lost ones is emo-rap bullshit. whatever respect lil jermaine used to have is now washed away with his tears. he just lost one.
I betcha I can out fart J Cole
ReplyDelete...Ipod started floating around the room...black coffee, 5 sugars.....LMAO amazing writing BIG GHOST you are the man keep it real brethren! Cole has become very soft after hearing like 35 or so of his tracks earlier on when he was comin out (before he got signed) I realized he just cries or talks about women (in a boring non-entertaining way). Its pretty redundant.
ReplyDeleteAlright, I haven't read all the comments but all the comments I read were about how they either hate on J. Cole or on OP. Well, as an educated person (in case you don't know I'm mocking another poster here) the OP is being completely sarcastic, all his posts are. So yeah, you getting angry is pretty pointless, but then again, so is this post.
ReplyDeletePeople who keep talking about what's "hot" and how people who critique the album are "haters" need to go jump off a cliff. Go read the "What is hate?" post so it can be clear what this brother is doing.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, if you think this is the real GFK writing this, you need get out more.
bullshit review. not the real ghost either
ReplyDeleteThe fuck is up with this niggas unibrow?
ReplyDeletecole stans so mad
ReplyDeletebgf stans mad too but uniformly not as mad
bgf stans win
Big Ghost, I swear to God you have me laughin out loud like hardly nothin else dude. I remember when you was just commenting on 2DB, then you got a blog, then you got a blog with 100 comments, etc. Like I told you before dude write some plays or someshit, this stuff is hilarious!! Just wanted to comment and give some dap cuz this shit brings joy into my life through laughter and that shit is priceless. Keep it goin as long as you can!!
ReplyDeleteALSO: LMFAO at people who think this is the Real Ghostface Killah. Ya'll real real real dumb. Dude takes Ghosts style and amplifies it to an absurd level and shit is hilarious. Also dude is obviously a fan of hiphop and is up to date with shit thats poppin in the blogs. You know youre doin something right when people take your comedy seriously. Like I said, keep it up as long as you can!!!!
"Look at all you fuckin crybabies catching feelings cuz your golden boy got a little criticism. How does that affect your ability to enjoy the album? You gotta be one insecure mother fucker to catch feelings over an album review, especially if the review isn't even about you! Big Ghostface wasn't feeling it, if you are then do you and slap it. It's really that simple lol."
ReplyDeletefucking. truth.
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Never heard Coles music so I have no opinion but Ghost is funny as hell on this one!
ReplyDeletehahaha u all make me laugh. he made it tho. hes on top while you all criticizing on the bottom. hahaha keep doing ur shit cole
ReplyDeletefunny how you all keep saying how fans get mad about the review but when you read the review its almost like this mothafucka has hate torwards cole. damn son i think someones a little jealous hahahaha. if u dnt like what cole n Drake doing wit the game then go n change it urself. bet ur ass u cant hahahahaha
ReplyDeletehis album better than any shit rick ross puttin' out, weezy, flocka, them niggas is wack. cole on some true shit
ReplyDelete"damn son i think someones a little jealous hahahaha"
ReplyDeletewhy you laughin' at your own shit? ..that aint even a tiny bit funny.
these little kids need bandaids n shit, i swear
i don't give two miniature fucks about j cole
ReplyDeleteJ Cole is trash no matter what he talks about point blank period..
ReplyDeleteAll u jcole stans come talk in 18 years. J Cole lacks substance. You need to have it from the get or you don't last even 10 years. That Drake clone will be forgotten. The real and parody Ghost will not.
ReplyDeleteI heard the Album before i read Ghostface reviews. And its funny how everything Ghost said i personally agree with 99.9 percent. I dont think the Album is wack at all its just not my type of music(and GFK actually said the samething) but i expect more from someone who is supposed to be the next Nas(my favorite rapper). I think the Album is good but its straight booty. To many Girl songs and topics i was expecting some real nigga shit. And selling drugs and Poppin guns has nothing to do with real nigga shit.
ReplyDeleteI personally like the Album but its one of those albums that you listen to now and one month later the CD will be in the CD collection catching dirt.
Some one said something about Ghostface songs (all i got is you) i believe she said she was a fat Korea White girl.(of course she is)"All i got is you" is one of the realest rap songs ever made and that soft shit on J Coles album comes no where near close to Ghostface song.
ReplyDeleteAlso comparing J Cole to Ghostface is disrespectful. GFK is a legend and has been in the game almost 20 years.
As a life long Ghostface fan the only reason I read this blog is because I'm a fan and I love to hear Ghost opinion. I agree with most of them but not this bullshit. This nigga is bringing back real shit. If Cole wins hip hop wins and Ghost I've heard every song you ever released nigga and it's not like I haven't ever heard fairy dust coming out my speakers when listening to your shit. Ghost you got every right to despise these other niggas but you all the way wrong on J. Cole, this the type of nigga you should be promoting, this the type of nigga I've had hopes you would make a song with someday or something. My heart is broken over this shit. My favorite rapper of all time hating on the nigga who's my new favorite rapper. Fuck you for this shit ghost.
ReplyDeletethe album was dope as hell your trippin. and why take this guy serious look at how this guys talks
ReplyDeleteCole World is dope. One of the best Hip-Hop albums of this year. And this is just an example of when an old ass, washed up rapper has nothing else to do with his time. If you aint feeling his music, fuck it, go in the booth and make something better! Truth is, you cant. It's sad, that's why i dont blame none of these new rappers for dissing ome of these old niggas. That hating shit is so wack. FOH, aint nobody checking for no new Ghostface music nor album. And by niggas like Drake not responding to shit like this just furthur proves my point on how IRRELEVANT he is to music at this point. No one cares what you think!
ReplyDeleteI feel like half of these cats who think BGF is GFK are trolls... Have to be.
ReplyDeletethe only ones hating here are the airheads talmbout "old, washed-up," etc. first of all you missin the whole point, SECOND: being relevant means exactly what in terms of music?? ..are you referring to the RAPPER GFK?? ..and whether or not he gets airplay on today's bullshit radio stations? ..or on VH1? you middle school comment-during-recess kids are some real dummies. get a clue
ReplyDelete..and regardless of who's checking for a new GFK album and who isn't. that means exactly shit. he already dropped enough albums that shit on the entire careers of drake, jcole, whoeverthefuck you jockin' this week
"blahzyblahblah And by niggas like Drake not responding to shit like this blahblahblah"
ReplyDelete-i'm guessing Drake saw how stupid Whine Khalifa looked when he tried to fire back at GFK/BGF, not knowing the difference, and took a lesson from the supreme stupidness that is WK aka Garbageburger Eater Wifer.. but that's juss me speckalatin nahmsayn
"the album was dope as hell your trippin. and why take this guy serious look at how this guys talks"
ReplyDeleteyou should probably make sure you got your own spelling/grammar game tightened up before calling out somebody else's, b. ..just sayin
yalls don't seem to know what nonstandard vocabulary is. words is always changing, b. shit ain't science. people made up languages and arbitrarily changed them along the way. real talk
Okay, now that your done giving Ghostface enough head to get him by for the day, I'll say it once again, yeah he put out enough albums, so what! Don't even come at me about real "Hip-Hop"! I grew up listening to Nas,AZ and Jay-Z. Fuck his "PAST" work. Let's talk about the shit he's spitting now. Mediocore! Last few albums... Certified WEEDPLATES. So FOH with all that, you don't know real Hip-Hop music. Truth is, he's a miserable ass, old rapper, that has nothing to do but sit in front of a computer and diss the new generation of rappers. Like I said if you feel their "wack" and messing up "the game" do something about it. Make some more music, instead of appearing bitter and dissing them.
ReplyDelete^^my man, you confused dog. come on.
ReplyDeleteplus who ever put out like 10+ albums n had them all be certified classics. some gon be better than others. and and and plus also the only ones bitter are dudes like you who all "he old, washed up, whatever whatever" this is comedy, man. we here to laugh. have a good time. here have a drink n relax, b
Hay stupid Anonymoous guy two spots up and the rest of the dick heads like him. This is not the real Ghostface. I think about 30 people said that on this blog alone. Stop talking about Ghostface's album or what Ghostface can or can't do. This is not Ghostface.
ReplyDeleteYo Cole Album is hot but its straight ass. Hearing his mixtapes compared to this Album its booty. Its hot but its mad sweet. I like his shit(im listen to it now)but its sugar coded.
i dont ever wonna hear anyone compare this dude to Nas. Ever. Lyrically not even close. Personally i think Drake is better then him with the Lryics. But Drake on that Singing like a bitch shit and i dont be feeling that shit.
ReplyDeleteI fucks with Cole tho he shit kinda hot.
On that "Lost Ones" joiht, he's speaking from the female's perspective on that chorus. That's the girl perspective speaking when he says:
ReplyDelete"I ain't too proud to tell you that I cry sometimes
I cry sometimes about it
And boy this shit hurtin
And ain't nobody perfect
Still we can make it work but you doubt it"
I'm feeling like four joints off the album. He ain't gotta be the 2nd coming of NaS, Jay, or Em. He can be the first coming of Cole and that's aight wit me. The album ain't classic and it ain't game changing. It's aight. He do be having some corny ass lines here and there, that shit is mad annoying. But he's aight enough to give his records a few spins. Just a warning though Cole. You keep it up with the corny punch lines and niggas like me will just stop paying attention altogether.
@ YUNG BLACC SOCKRATEEZ your gay you cant jus say no homo and your comment was clearly homo smh... but forreal i fuck wit his ablum but he does have some careless ass bars in each song i agree wit that
ReplyDeleteReview was funny as ever, but the album is good.
ReplyDeletelearn english you fuckhead, cole will shit on you
ReplyDeletecole shitting all over himself with some of them weak ass lines. the boy need diapers.
ReplyDelete..ever heard of a 'dialect,' anonymous fuckhead?
Yo to be honest I'ma mad Cole fan but I'm far from a stan. Some of these dudes or -clears throat- (females) on here be taking this shit waaay too serious. Wtf you expect, Cole wasn't ever gonna get critisim? C'mon son (Ed Lover) that whole sticking up for him is lame AF. He's a grown ass man who can handle his own. He knows he's dope & Hov does too, that's why he signed him. Just laugh it off cause honestly, most of the shit was funny as helllll.. lmfao. I'm still dying from the "Kitten Whisperer" & "Cordless phone in 1987" lines. Haha, it's all love at the end of the day & Ghost aint hating. Just a nigga with an opinion you know? One.
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck needs NyQuil when you have COLE WORLD?
ReplyDeleteAnybody getting "passionate" enough to get mad and defend somebody else's music from someone's OPINION is fucking stupid. Whether music is good, soft or whatever is subjective.
ReplyDeleteI kinda like J Cole... but this shit was still hilarious.
J cole is the best rapper right now by far...album of the last 10 years
ReplyDeletelook up ... for the first ni99a wit the caps lock on the whole time.......
ReplyDeleteeverything he says is on some sucker faggit shit... "gerbils" "cute".... gay as fuck
Its not so easy to find quality hip hop these days that has made it to mainstream success, but by some miracle, J. Cole has been able to breach that barrier and make the transition from mixtape rapper to mainstream artist. The Dollar and a Dream kid has been on his grind, and it looks like its about to pay off with Cole World: The Sideline Story.
ReplyDeleteTo all the people who make comparisons to Illmatic, you obviously didnt listen to Illmatic when it came out. You are probably a kid, who namedrops Illmatic to sound cool. This guy is straight trash. Well, if you like pop music and generic rap/rnb, then, I guess this is your shit!
ReplyDeleteYo, the problem with people trying to digest a review like this is the fact of obvious bias. People obviously mad because they are J. Cole fanboys, ain't nothing wrong with that. But to think this album will be deemed as a classic is just a slap in the face to the pioneers of this genre. Some people have higher standards than others when reading Ghost's review. Others have the same standards of 14 year-old white girls from suburbia. In the realm of what I know of hip-hop, I have no bias...but my standards grow immensely when I dive deeper into the underground and find emcees and producers that just dumpsters anything that the people covet in this mainstream "hip-hop" game. People need to open up there eyes and ears more and shut off that damn radio.
ReplyDeleteIf you can't respect this review to be humorous or entertaining in the least bit, then you are obviously a butt-hurt bias fan. Ghost most likely has a bigger hip-hop encyclopedia of brain than most of us and would probably talk circles around us on the subject of emceeing. So in that aspect, I wouldn't even dare to step. And yo, Ghost just be trollin and having fun, but people fail to see it. For those that do, big ups.
Cole just went gold & received a Grammy nomination. I guess the soft shit ur talking about is working out for Cole (see what I did there? Work(ing) out!!!)
ReplyDeleteMy nigga taking shots at cole i rather play this album hundred times than listen 2 rolling papers & take care
ReplyDeleteYo Ghost, let me put you on to the kid J cole.. he aint spittin no gutter tales about clapping gunns or robbing people because "he aint no street kat" im 32 years old & been in this town for a long time. no one knows who this kid is b! hes a young ass lil' dude. my town wasnt even poping off the way it was back in the day by the time this kid was old enough to come on the scene. he didnt see no parts of any of that shit! i read one of his first interviews in the source & the kid said he grew up hanging out in the rollerskating rink, on some ATL shit (the movie). us older kats was running around the streets, playing ball, smoking weed, chasing bitches... once again, nobody knows this kid! if he was anybody people would at least be like YO thats so & so's nephew, or thats so & so's grandson.. some shit like that right ? AND IM NOT HATING ON THE DUDE !! IM JUST TELLING IT HOW IT IS !!
ReplyDeletefirst time i saw this i was pissed now i laugh even tho i love the album this nigga is fuckin comedy i hope he does blue slid park next
ReplyDeleteAt the comment above me: I'm sorry, you're how old again?
ReplyDeleteold enough
DeleteI love J Cole but this was just too funny!
ReplyDeleteman you talk sooooooo much shit. you can never do what these artist that you bash do nowadays. or even speak proper english. thats why you bash them in this shitty blog and use humor to direct your insults so your audience takes amusement to read. How bout this, actually get signed, make a record, sell it and get noteriety, before you talk shit about any person out there doing. Nigga your so fucking disrespectful and where Im from you would get punched in the face for talking like a bitch. So STFU and make a proper review.
ReplyDeleteNIGGA SHUT THE FUKK UP. YO BROKE ASS AKT LIKE YOU NEVER BEEN BROKE OR NAGGIN A BITCKH BEHIND PUSSY OR SUMN WTF DO YOU DO ANYWAY BESIDES BE ON NIGGAS DICKS NAHMEAN. BUT THEY GONE HATE IF THEY AINT GOT WHAT YOU GOT BUT ANY WAY QUOTE FROM COLE TO YOU.... "WHAT YOU SAY COLE AINT HOT? WHERE YOU READ THAT SHIT?! YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT ALL CAUSE SOME *LAME* NIGGA TWEET THAT SHIT?! HAVE SEEN MY SHOWS HAVE YOU SEEN MY HOES IF I WASNT WOULD THEY BE SO THICK" GET REAL PHONY ASS NIGGA
ReplyDeleteyou dont know what the hell you talking about "B".
ReplyDeleteFunny thing to me about all this hate and whatnot... is all the rappers you really seem to love don't sell records anymore... nobody wants gangsta rap. Only like what 15% of all black people were born in the hood? And less than 5% were ever involved in gang violence? Everyone isn't a thug. Most people aren't thugs, hell A LOT of people aren't even thugs. Considering something like 70% of all black kids were raised in middle class suburban homes, I don't know where the fuck this whole perception that you have to be some gang banging idiot that fucks women doesn't raise his kids and never graduated high school to be real comes from.
ReplyDeleteThose "hard" rappers you love so much will never really blow up in today's climate. White people buy the vast majority of rap albums and the European dollar is far more valuable than the american. So if it's a choice between "real" niggas that'll never be important or these dudes that show honest emotion and thought but reach a broader crowd and get paid more, stay on the loosing side. It only makes your hate 10x more hilarious ^_^
Show me a rich "real" nigga that's influential and relevant in 2012. Matter of fact, show me 10. I don't mean that bullshit "they get love in the hood" considering no rapper appealing to pure black crowds will ever go anywhere, but a true "hard" rapper that has crossover appeal.
SUCH A FUCKING HATER.. JCOLE IS THE REALST RAPPER
ReplyDeleteDumb ass Mutha fukka, J Cole does it up. just mad cuz you aint him. if you had a chance to trade places wit em , youl be qik move. foolish ass hater try giveing a review with less of a bias pussy
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ the picture of the panda and the puppy. I'm weak over here.
ReplyDeleteIm just hopin that the reason this dude made his album soft as baby shit was to get some attention. Cuz its that soft cotton candy music thats sellin and gettin the spotlight. Drake, Wiz, Mac Miller, Flo Rida, and the rest of that bullshit. Cuz i listened to the cole's mixtape and it sound like he has it in him but maybe he dont wanna be categorized as one of those gutter type rappers. Forreal I dont think i ever heard kendrick, Jay Electronica, Big Krit, or any of those dudes on the radio cuz they aint put the pop in their music. I think J.cole is focused more on gettin a fanbase than the music right now. So the dude just tryin to make everybody happy. I he gets ignorant and gutter he loses the pop fans and if he gets too soft he loses the rap fans. So hes tryin to balance the two and the shit just came out awkward as fuck hence the lame bars.
ReplyDeleteI think J. COLE is ONE of THE FEW NEWER RAPPERS who RAP about REAL SHIT & NOT that BRAGGADOCIOUS .. MATERIALISTIC .. SWAG .. ARROGANT BULLSHIT (lol) J. COLE - JON CONNOR - BIG K.R.I.T - DON TRIP - VADO ... BIG GHOSTAFACE is HILARIOUS with THE REVIEWS & ON POINT with who is GARBAGE or SOFT .. MOST of THE TIME .. but I think he need to SWITCH OUT J.COL for KENDRICK LAMAR .. GOOD KID IN M.A.A.D CITY was MAD LAME (lol) I will ADMIT I thought the BEATS were kinda WEAK on COLE WORLD .. ESPECIALLY knwoing J. COLE is NICE with THE (*PRODUCTION*) BEATS But I LIKE THE SUBJECT MATTER wether SOFT or NOT on MOST of THE SONGS ... THE JAY-Z SONG .. THE BEAT & THE CONCEPT was DEFINITELY THE WRONG CHOICE though ... I think PITY & ROLL CALL of of TE ANY GIVEN SUNDAY SERIES were CLASSIC & I dont know why he didnt put them on COLE WORLD
ReplyDeleteho ever don't like this album can fuck off you all must listen to them dumb as neuron killing bubble gum rappers like chief keef or Trinidad James or 2 chains. Cole speaks the real dumb uneducated people.
ReplyDeleteWow you're an idiot...
ReplyDeleteSeriously, you talk like you're fucking retarded. Why don't you learn how to speak English? It might help you make more money in life... No, I take that back. It WILL help you make more money in life.
I hope to God you're 16 years old and not a matured human being, because that would just be tragic to know that people are dumb enough to speak THIS bad after being alive 25+ years...
Amazing album, every track had a good sound. Classic
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