Tuesday, September 20, 2011

The 4th Annual 10 Softest Niggas In The Game





Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Thor Molecules aka Volcano Hands aka Cocaine Biceps namsayin. Ya boy is back in the building once again. Yall already kno what it is son. Its that time a year where we honor the softest muthafuckas in the game...the niggas thats so light in the ass that if you kick them they probably float into outer space namsayin. These the muthafuckas that could jus cut the tip of they fingers to pour syrup on ya pancakes for you. These the niggas we recognizin today son. Word is bond yo. You could scratch these niggas witta cotton ball b. Straight up.

Lessgo...





10. KREAYSHAWN

Oh wait...my bad son....that one aint her...

Aight here she is yo...




This broad coulda been #1 on this list...but she technically female...so I aint really kno how to approach that shit son. I mean...Tone dont really like no brolic ass chicks neither namsayin. Word n I dont need no broad to be confusin me on some Rah Digga shit neither yo. Dont get me wrong tho...this broad is wack as every single fuck known to man.....but I aint sweatin her softness like that nahmean. That aint the problem son. The problems that she been causin that shit to spread like wildfire yo. Theres even niggas in the industry thats gettin drawn into this bullshit nahmean. Word is bond...I mean...it aint no big shock that the emperor of softness hisself...you might kno the nigga as Aubrey....aka The Kitten Whisperer...jus LOVES her shit son. In the meantime that fool Ricky Ross been talkin in interviews bout how he gon put up 50 Gs to "mess up her whole week" namsayin...cos she was makin jokes bout the nigga bein kinda "chubby" n shit like that. I mean I fucks wit that nigga Rozay's music namsayin...but I dont wanna see the nigga gettin baited into bickerin wit some 4 ft tall white broad n talkin like he gon have the bitch executed when ey'body kno that that shit aint gon happen. The gods issues wit this muthafucka go a little deeper than jus her music namsayin. This broad gon open up the floodgates for all types a softassnigganess...mainly from white dudes who rock cornrows n braids or trailer park bitches who seen Set it Off one too many times namsayin. Which gon bring us to...




9. V-Nasty

This that wigger brude who rolls wit KREAYSHAWN....jus in case you aint up on all the wackest fake shit out there namsayin. Aint like I wanna give either a these NIGGAS more shine...but that broad KREAYSHAWN gon be a household name regardless yo. Muthafuckas jus love some wack ass shit...so she gon be famous for a hot ass minute son. But this V-Nasty brude probably gon disappear off the map a lot sooner than that yo. This muthafucka is devoid of talent, looks....talent....or anything else that would bring her dumb ass  some success namsayin. Listen to her bullshit ass music if you think Im playin son...




When I hear shit like this I jus be thinkin "Wow...this bitch might actually be retarded yo". If you read the youtube comments you see ratchet ass shit like...

"v'nasty qoesx so hard for a white girl (:"


"Don't need a pass to say nigga. Shut your bitch mouths you wanna have a word to yourselfs to fucking bad NIGGA! Ill say what I want and im white as fuck. and yes Ill say that straight to yo black face NIGGA"


"Omgee VNasty Be Going Hammmm I Dont Car What NOBODY Says Team V-Nasty

Ayo this jus some ignorant music for soft ass ignorant muthafuckas yo. Get this shit the fuck outta here son.





8. MTV RiFF RaFF

Speakin of white dudes wit cornrows n braids....Nah ya eyes aint deceivin you par...If you aint never hearda this cornball ass muthafucka before its probably cos you dont hang out in trailer parks or search "WACKEST SHIT ON EARTH" on google enough namsayin. Son....we was mad at Vanilla Ice back in the 90s yo. This muthafucka is like the T-1000 version of Vanilla Ice my nigga. Newwww.....Improoooooved Vanilla Ice. I quit. I never thought I was gon see a white boy coon this fuckin hard EVER son. This muthafucka musta been injected wit the blood of Soulja Boy in his sleep yo. Son look like he a failed experiment that was designed by the government to spy on niggas in Magnolia Projects n shit....in 1998. The level of wackness this muthafucka capable of could probably make Fubu visors rain from the sky b. This muthafucka could probably cross his arms n blink n have you wearin a G-Unit sweatsuit without you knowin it son. Look at this cracker son...





Not only did this powder coon get a MTV logo tatted on his neck...but he actually got a BET logo n a World Star one to go wit it. On his actual flesh son...FOR. EV. ER. Nah yo...fuck this cracker, fuck his pulse, n fuck his heartbeat....fuck his moms, his kids, his unborn...I dont give a fuck yo. I dont be wishin death upon nobody but this muthafucka need to die son. 


Real Bloods rock blue....Soo woooo!

7. Game

This nigga always goin outta his way to make it hard to like him b. Niggas already gave up on tryin to get this muthafucka to stop actin like a damn goupie yo. He gon dickride...whatever I guess. He wanna namedrop still...*shrug*. He wanna throw rocks then hide his hand...hey..what ya gon do rite? Im sayin yo...niggas done FORGAVE this muthafucka for nonstop wack shit b. Word is bond.

I mean...niggas looked the other way when that Change Of  Hearts shit footage popped up.


Niggas tried to ignore the fact that son use to rock thongs n strip for doe.


Then the nigga got a butterfly tatted on his damn face....


But somebody musta told the nigga that that shit was mad fruity (SURPRISE NIGGA!)...So he probably got to thinkin "Ayo Imma cover that shit up witta Dodgers logo yo....Dre gon love that shit" But you could still see the butterfly underneath it so son was was like..."Ayo why dont I throw a big ass red star on that too...Dre gon love that shit".  Niggas of course gave that shit a pass too yo. So jus to push his luck a little more..the nigga was like.."Hmmm maybe I should start rockin a red mohawk yo....Dre gon love that shit". Niggas STILL tried to ignore that shit b. What more does this nigga want from us yo? All that cryin he done did in interviews...the bullshit beefin...squeezin hisself into the picture...jockin niggas styles...SON. Im sayin tho...this emotional ass nigga need to figure his life out.




6. Brandy's Brother

Ayo Tone does not fuck wit this niggas music one bit son. But apparently he still singin his heart out n tryin to stay relevant yo. This niggas most famous joint is one he did wit Yung Berg....I mean...that shit kinda says it all b. But this nigga got into some kinda squabble wit Fabolous in Vegas a few days ago...before the Mayweather fight. Niggas is sayin he got walloped... meanwhile he sayin he beat Fabs ass down before the nigga went on stage to perform yo. I cant call it cos I wasnt there tho namsayin. All I kno is Brandys brother went on a rampage on the radio n on some video n shit...talmbout he gon send niggas to come rape Fab if he aint apologize by sundown or some shit like that. I dont kno what kinda nigga got rape goons on deck like that...but apparently Brandy related to a nigga who do. Son was basically talkin like he a made nigga tho...jus cos his sister be buyin him mad cars n shit like that. Nigga we get it...ya big sister holdin you down n buyin you all that luxurious shit you cant afford on ya own. Ayo Brandy dont gotta prove nothin else namsayin. She had her run. She good nahmean. But you been doin backstrokes in Lake Mediocre for ya whole career b. Have a seat nigga.




5. Medium Sean

This nigga is a diva son. All this nigga dreams bout is bein famous n havin shiny shit to wear. Thats basically all the nigga talks bout in his songs too. Son that shit is tired yo.......wheels. You been slippin b....eels. I said you slippin b....peels. You sound like a bitch....squeals. Grow up nigga....heels. Niggas dont got time for all that  basic ass shit you doin son. You jussa half trick pony yo. Fuckouttahere..........Foxy Brown career.





4. Yung Berg

Ayo the god jus read some shit the other day bout how this nigga done squashed his beef wit Ne-Yo. Lemme repeat that shit for yall muthafuckas one time... I said this nigga jus squashed his beef wit NE-YO son. As in this nigga...


First off...if them two niggas is havin issues wit each other... that aint no beef son. That shit is LAMB. Them two niggas was jus lambin yo. Straight up. Far as what that shit was all bout...I got no fuckin idea son. I dont mean no disrespect to the nigga Ne-Yo...son is what he is. But what more you gon say bout this nigga Berg? Son is a L-caholic my nigga. This niggas been sucklin on the titty of failure for way too long yo. Son aint tryin to pass the torch to the nex nigga at all b. When this nigga sits down in the morning to eat his Alpha-Bits that shit is all L's son. This niggas failure success rate is off the charts nahmean. Sons kinda like the Hov of wack niggas namsayin.





3. Soulja Boy

Aka the young Wally Amos. Not only is this nigga one a the softest creatures in existence...he probably the stupidest muthafucka to ever set foot on earth too. This coon spit his struggle bars on some wack ass joint called  "Let's Be Real" a little while back.... n his hoe ass had the nerve to actually say "Fuck the FBI and FUCK ALL THE ARMY TROOPS". Son. "Fuck the FBI"...cool...whatever...but hold up yo. "Fuck all the army troops" b? Like forreal son? Its bad enough that this bojangles ass muthafucka been jugglin chicken drumsticks n watermelons on records for half a damn decade now....but now he wanna get political? This niggas moms mussa fed the muthafucka fried paint chips n dead batteries while he was growin up yo...cos he fuckin beyond stupid yo. Son was definitely an ass birth b.




2.Wiz Khalifa-Rose

Aka Wiz Khagina. This lesbian nigga gotta 4th degree black belt in save-ya-ho namsayin. Son done made that shit a artform yo. Any real nigga can tell that this dude is a straight trick tho. This nigga definitely a "carry a bouquet of roses between his teeth while he climb up the fire escape to the crib of a broad he met 2 hours ago to pay her phone bills n vacuum her living room while she at work" type a nigga b.  He a lame who jus happens to smoke some weed n got hisself  inked up to cover up the fact that he a clown. This nigga probably knows how to do the Charleston n shit son. Son can probably quote Macbeth n shit b. But he gon act like he was a straight hoodlum his whole life yo. This nigga instagrammed his whole existence son. I need this nigga to fix hisself asap yo. That Amber Rose rescue aint really help nothin tho. Ayo Wiz...why cant you be more like ya brother Spitta?





1. YMCMB

As in ey'body in Young Money that aint Jae Millz, Cory Gunz or Mack Maine...jus to clarify that shit. But the rest a these muthafuckas is like the X-Men of soft ass muthafuckas son. Yall already kno that nigga Drake is the human electric slide b. This the type a cornball ass nigga who pulls up in the McDonalds drive thru to order a smile wit his meals nahmean. When he aint craftin summa the most bitchmade songs known to man he probably spends his time twirlin round in prairies n braiding blades of grass together to make clothes for wild animals n stupid shit like that yo. Nigga probably swings his window shutters open in the morning n has birds n squirrels crawlin up his curtains while he sings songs to them n shit. You might catch that nigga in the forest playin a harp or sumthin namsayin. Son probably got pictures on his walls of miniature babies sittin in fruit bowls n sproutin from gardens n shit like that. That muthafucka mussa got bit by a radioactive butterfly one day namsayin. Word is bond. Ayo son...there aint a number invented by man that could count how many times I felt like slappin the shit outta a nigga for sayin that Nicki Minaj got talent b. All I kno is I need that broad to get 5000% the fuck outta here son. And them Lil Twist n Chuckee muthafuckas is barely outta diapers b. These niggas still use bibs n sippy cups yo. Young Money might be the only label that got a jungle gym in they offices b.  Then you got that nigga Tyga...who's jus a straight crumpet muthafucka son. That nigga probably holds his hands over his mouth when he laughs yo. That 27 lb muthafucka look like he crawls round on mountains followin Sam n Frodo on his spare time son.  Ayo but somebody explain to me what Gudda Gudda's purpose in life is b. Gudda is the most dead weight nigga in any crew since Meeno was in Harlem World yo. That muthafucka makes City Spud n Murphy Lee seem like Beans n Free. Did this nigga save Weezy's life or some shit b? Speakin of that nigga... That brings us to the gardener of wackness hisself yo...Weezy "Fenomenal" Baby. Ayo son...you was rhymin like a fuckin moron on ya last album b...I cant lie yo. But that shit still had some decent joints on it. So the god aint gon pretend like he bout to stop listenin to ya shit. But you need to drop like 87% of the muthafuckas you been signin to ya label b. I see you still makin wack moves tho...cos you jus signed coon extraordinaire T-Pain. Ayo I give up son. Get these McNiggas the fuck outta here par. 
Aight peace.








254 comments:

  1. holy shittttt. ive been waiting sooo ong. and le me jus say, this nigga does not disappoint. lmao. this nigga had a picture of GLEE for young money. im fucking done. lmfaooo

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  2. lmfaooo nigga said young money like the X-men of soft niggas

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  3. yo this is great. Your insightful analysis of these scathing social issues is delightfully eloquent and analytically sound. very well done. I especially like your bit on the WGM.

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  4. This T-Pain photo... Man, I'm dead! Thank You Big Ghost!

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  5. This nigga is too funny

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  6. Aubrey got bit by a radioactive butterfly damn im dead over here. Shoulda put Mayweather on this list...he does "rap"

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  7. And who is that with the arm tat and the smile? She needs that. And I'm willing to give it to her.

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  8. Finally! Been waiting ages, God!

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  9. So many quotables "Its bad enough that this bojangles ass muthafucka been jugglin chicken drumsticks n watermelons on records for half a damn decade now"

    This is the funniest and realest shit on the net...and nothing but truth spoken about all of these wack fucking lames.

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  10. the poet laureate strikes again!

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  11. t-pain photo looks like he's an extra in aida or i lombardi =D

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  12. I love it, Big Ghost. Outstanding, in my opinion. 3000% mad props, from France.

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  13. I laughed so hard I pooped a little. Thanks for making my morning awesome.

    ~ A random white guy.

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  14. "Get these McNiggas the fuck outta here par." Classic shit. I fux wit Big Ghost (pause ayo!)

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  15. Whaddup Big Ghost. Normally, I agree with your rankings for this, but I have beef this time. How can you have RayPac so low? This ni99a stepped up his soft ni99a game something serious this weekend. It's like he knew about the 4th annual awards and was trying to get those last second votes. Those YMCA ni99as have been consistently soft since forever, and they haven't impressed me for a while. Drake is Drake, and until his vagina fully develops, these dudes need to do some other sh*t in the meantime. Their leader Wayne is still in the middle of his four year Blood trial membership where he doesn't have to put in work because he's not built for it.

    All I'm saying is that RayPac came through in the bottom of the 9th with two outs in the Soft Ni99a World Series. Needing 100 ni99as to get at one dude = soft. Phone thugging = real soft.

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  16. Ghost is a str8 fool!!! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Never disappoints. Fuk a blog, u need ur own show cous, str8 up, lmao

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  17. I NEED to know who's that white chick with tats on the first photo nahmean

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  18. @Ryan: actually I agree with you... Ray can actually into the hall of fame of lame nigguz

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  19. this shit is fresh air but i can't hardly breathe from laughing

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  20. New names ranking the 4th Annual Softies!

    Damn Ghost, I think you will discover new clowns on every Softness Top 10, 'cause they come by thousands...

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  21. Big shouts to all you muthafuckas who left comments so far. The god feelin the love yo (pause). To my snow nigga Ryan....I hear what you sayin g. Brandy's brother was added at the last minute par...the list was already done when that shit went down wit Loso. Son shoulda been top 5 tho maybe.

    By the way yo...yall should already kno that Tone Almighty got them fly white women on deck nahmean.

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  22. u slippin a lil nigga

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  23. Dead @ the Young Berg shit. LOL

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  24. The first chick with the tat was actually hot.

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  25. "Son....we was mad at Vanilla Ice back in the 90s yo. This muthafucka is like the T-1000 version of Vanilla Ice my nigga. Newwww.....Improoooooved Vanilla Ice. I quit. I never thought I was gon see a white boy coon this fuckin hard EVER son. This muthafucka musta been injected wit the blood of Soulja Boy in his sleep yo. Son look like he a failed experiment that was designed by the government to spy on niggas in Magnolia Projects n shit....in 1998. The level of wackness this muthafucka capable of could probably make Fubu visors rain from the sky b."

    how do you come up with this shit?

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  26. I think that Big Ghost Chronicles is funny. However, I have to wonder why the writer has to voice his opinion under ther premise that he's GFK when he's not. First of all, that's dickriding. Secondly, it's some coward shit to talk all that shit about people, then hide behind someone else's identity. Third and lastly, the pseudo ghetto-tastic prose used in the blog is offensive. If I was Ghostface, I'd figure out who was behind this and fuck his ass up. Then i'd expose to the world who this coward ass dickrider really is. The blog is funny though.

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  27. Too bad your not ghostface. You would fuck his ass up or whatever that means

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  28. Also this Roundup is solid gold. Thanks Big Ghost

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  29. Just to further clarify my comment, if Jay-Z made a record dissing another artist, and then tried to pass it off as if Kanye West made the record, EVERYBODY would say that was some bitch ass shit. I could name so many people who've had controversial opinions (Malcolm X, and Khalid Muhammad, for example) who never hid behind someone else's identity. They had the balls to say what they had to say, and let you know who said it; because they didn't care about repercussions or whether you liked what they said or not. That's KEEPING IT REAL. Therefore, I can't respect the writer of Big Ghost Chronicles (I refuse to call him Big Ghost because that's not who he is) because real men don't talk shit about people and then pretend that someone else said it. Also, I think it's offensive and demeaning to the real Ghostface for this guy to portray him as some illiterate, ghettofied nigga who can't spell or express himself without using (non)words like "namsayin" and "aight." That being said, dude does have some comedic talent. I do laugh at what he writes. I do agree that evry single artist that he says is wack, is fucking wack, but this dude needs to man up and take responsibility for HIS words and opinions. Lastly, in a nutshell: Boycott all white rappers and Hip Hop awards shows (MTV & VH1) sponsored by white people. White people already stole Rock & Roll from Black people. Don't let them do the same thing to Hip Hop!

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  30. DJ Black is obviously a cardigan & penny loafer wearing piece of white bread who deejays for old white people in some gated community in the suburbs. Any Black person knows what fucking somebody up means. Did you even read my comment? If you did, you obviously didn't understand it based on your dumb ass comment.

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  31. Carlito, the blatant racism and high-posting in your words is unnecessary. This is not the Harlem Renaissance and you are NOT W.E.B. DuBois despite what your 8th grade English teacher told you.

    Ghostfase is cultivating a CHARACTER. The character that he is cultivating is half of what makes the blog funny. He's not hiding. I sincerely doubt that whoever writes these blogs is concerned with what his subjects think about his criticism. It is satire, and hurts no one.

    Ghostface Killah already came out and said it wasn't him, thus squashing any real problems that would arise from this blog.

    It's a funny as hell blog, obviously a joke, and you said yourself that you enjoy it- so get off your high horse, chill the fuck out and continue to enjoy.

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  32. Carlito--GTFOH with that. I bet even the real GFK laughs at this and agrees with it.

    Big Ghost--I'm not a snow ni99a. I'm black! Parents looked out for a ni99a's future by giving me the name, assuring that I'll get calls back from potential employees.

    BTW, whaddup with my suggestion on FB about you doing a 15th anniversary "behind the scenes/making of" Ironman album?

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  33. Eat a dick Ace. You can't cultivate a "character" that's a real person. He could've made up any character his imagination could conceive without riding the real Ghostface's dick in the process. I don't give a fuck what you or anybody else says. As long as white people control Hip Hop, you will continue to see garbage ass "artists" dominating Hip Hop while real artists with actual talent (like Ghostface, Jadakiss, and Nas) continue to get overlooked and never get their proper recognition. All white rappers are corny to me, including Eminem. Who the fuck names themselves after some fucking candy? Everything Eminem does, he assimilated from Black artists. If some white boxer won some fights using Muhammad Ali's technique, would you say that he's the greatest boxer of all time? Hell fucking no! Throughout history, white people have stolen everything they ever had, including America. Whenever they can't steal what they want, they just destroy it. Don't brand THE TRUTH as racism just because it sheds an unflattering light on your people. Truth is truth, deal with it. You can go back to like 200 BC and you'll find some white people fucking something up. Think about every horrible event throughout history (wars, slavery, depressions, mass murder, etc., etc.) and look at who's responsible: white people. Don't let them steal or destroy Hip Hop too. Stop joining their military, stop attending their bogus Hip Hop awards shows, and stop buying their garbage ass music!

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  34. i wish it would rain fubu visors =/

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  35. Oh yeah, ryan can eat a dick too. Do you know GFK personally? Then shut the fuck up about how he probably laughs at this blog. I think the shit is funny too, and I also agree with the wackness of the "artists" he talks about, but I keep it real enough to call dick riding what it is. Deal with the truth bitches.

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  36. One last post for dick eater Ace: Racism is hating someone because of the color of their skin. I don't say what I say about white people because of their skin color. Don't try to devalue what I'm saying with some stupid shit like that. I say what I say about white people because of their actual deeds toward my race and others throughout history. Check with the Japanese people in Hiroshima or Nagasaki and see how they feel about white people. Accept the vile history of your people, because what's true is true regardless of whether you like it or not. Don't try to brand me as a racist to draw attention away from the truth of my words. I'm a revolutionary, bitch! I'm the return of Nat Turner.

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  37. Super true about wiz needing to be more like spitta!

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  38. ^ oh my god this motherfucker Carlito won't shut the hell up

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  39. Ghost I ain't want to come up in here and correct the god nahmean but there isn't anything wrong with being able to quote Macbeth son.

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  40. Ayo, for real par; Macbeth a cold ass muhfucker b. Word.

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  41. This guys Carlito is on a mission to commit more L's on this message board than Young Berg got in his cereal par.

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  42. "Ayo Wiz...why cant you be more like ya brother Spitta?" Died laughing. Jet life fool.

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  43. A couple people obviously ain't been followin this blog since day one. The shit started off just talkin bout random shit, parodying how Ghost would say it... eventually whoever writes this started to throw in his opinions on various rappers while doing so and the shit caught on. You want him to change the whole premise all of a sudden because of your two little nobody ass cents? Fuck outta here.

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  44. Vado aka Hoes Favorite Most Hated aka V-Twizzy aka V12 aka Second Best Dressed in HarlemSeptember 21, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    Ayo Ghost what's goodie. You need to do a 10 Hardest Niggas In The Game. ( NO HOMO DOE)

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  45. Waaaaahhh... Will Farrell played a W character on Broadway, Nick Cage and Meryl Streep played Charlie Kaufmann & Susan Orlean, Dave Chappelle played Prince and Rick James, Biatch!!! All caricatures of real people.

    Lol @ all white rappers are corny. You don't know enough about hip hop or music in general to make a serious case for that Carlito.

    Also, as far as you being a retarded baby Nat Turner how would you propose to get a group together to kill men, women, and children like he did? Would you spread the revolution using the white man's laptop, and smart phones? Not even a thirsty mosquito would follow your Ritalin deprived ass to battle son. Expand your universe b!

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  46. It's hard to stop laughing, especially when 99.99% of what is said is truth. I've been over this fake ass music for so long it's barely even an issue anymore. As long as somebody keeps buying the garbage, then garbage is what will get produced. I don't even know WHO to blame anymore. On point work as always man!

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  47. I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. I was practically dead at "Its bad enough that this bojangles ass muthafucka been jugglin chicken drumsticks n watermelons on records for half a damn decade now....but now he wanna get political? This niggas moms mussa fed the muthafucka fried paint chips n dead batteries while he was growin up yo...cos he fuckin beyond stupid yo. Son was definitely an ass birth b."

    As for the fact that this isn't really Ghostface Killah, who gives a f*ck? It's funny, entertaining, TRUE, and informational, in a manner of speaking. I look forward to these posts and if you don't, STOP READING IT. Plain and simple as that.

    GFK, or whoever you are, keep doing you, son.

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  48. Thw most realist shit all you wack mother fuckas need to be exposed real recgonize real i can see right through you fools

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  49. Goddamn Tone, i had to learn the hard way how to always listen to your advice. When you said you weren't playing, you weren't playing at all! Unfortunately, i made the mistake of clicking the link for that V-Nasty song... I mean, i never heard any of her shit before so obviously i was expecting wackness (considering who she associates with) but nothing prepared me for a whole tsunami of wackness yo! I felt like ripping my ears off and wash them in acid! I just hope this whole White Girl Mob thing is a joke because nobody in their right mind would take these wiggerish broads seriously.

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  50. What the fuck is with all the fakin' ass white bitches dropin wack shit all over the place? I'm not so mad when they're doing bullshit club music like that Kesha hoe, or those millionaires, but when they're trying to thug it out and sayin' NIGGA all over their weakass "freestyle" I got some beef that I want to turn into dukie and flush so that shit gets the water treatment plant to purify the wackass crackerness out of it. SHIT.

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  51. That rape goon comment almost murdered me with laughter.

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  52. ayo FUCK WHITE GIRL MOB son.

    peace.

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  53. Carlito dropping the real talk in the comments.

    Wake up before the crackas destroy hip-hop, support real artists.

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  54. I don't agree with everything Carlito said (I think this caricature of GFK is hilarious) but I do agree with what he said about these white girl rappers and that fucking moron with the MTV logo on his neck--their popularity fits a long, ugly pattern.

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  55. All white rappers are wack though? Ill Bill? Vinnie Paz? Necro? Classified? Apathy? Fuck outta here.

    Props on this last, classic jewels as usual.

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  56. First of all, the catalyst, trip francis, and the wack mathias, (and whoever else has a problem with my comments) can all eat a dick. Don't hand me that bullshit about Nat Turner murdering the families of SLAVE OWNERS. They fucking deserved it. How many billions of men, women and children are white people responsible for killing throughout history? You can't have mercy on merciless people like that. Secondly, if you dummies want to call voicing your personal opinions while hiding behind the identity of someone else something other than cowardice and dick riding, then so fucking what. IT STILL IS WHAT IT IS, regardless of what you call it. Thirdly, all white rappers ARE fucking wack. Tell them motherfuckers to stick with death metal, or country music or some shit. Create and cultivate your own culture. Stop stealing, diluting, and fucking up other people's ideas. (i.e., Rock & Roll, Hip Hop, and a long list of other shit) What we need to do as Black people is take back control of OUR music. We need to own and control our own record labels and distribution networks. We need to control and attend our own Hip Hop awards shows, and stop attending their bullshit. We need to stop spending our money on white artist's (version of) Hip Hop music. As long as white people control how Hip Hop sounds, and how it's marketed and distributed, then you will continue to hear the same bullshit music from the same wack ass "artists" that you all complain about constantly. Lastly, I must touch upon how Black people are contributing to the real talented Hip Hop artists not getting their proper recognition and paper: STOP BUYING BOOTLEGS! How the fuck do you expect the real shit to get recognized if you're not buying the real copies of shit so that our artists can get that Soundscan credit?

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  57. Hey Carlito,

    Firstly, you're dumb.

    Secondly, everyone knows this isn't the real Ghostface so how is he hiding behind his identity?

    Thirdly, the real Ghostface follows Big Ghost on twitter, so, yeah, he really does find this shit funny.

    His older blog posts were mainly saying random shit and good shit about his 'friends' but it seems people like it when he writes post talking shit about Drake and others so that's what we've been getting lately. (By the way Ghost, I really miss your more positive blogs-they were the best!)

    Music is art and therefore it has no limitations. Hip Hop is mainstream now and all kinds of people listen to it. There's no way to stop a certain subset of people from partaking in it.

    Lighten up. And, you ARE racist.

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  58. "Young Money might be the only label that got a jungle gym in they offices b"

    ... man, I wish I could write like u man.... EPICness!!!

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  59. You know Carlito is about 5'2 and 110 pounds, hiding that black ass behind a computer monitor, hitting that crack pipe and gathering his last bit of food stamps to use up today. You talk shit on Em? Bitch, half of the black community of rappers today (and in the 90s) were all fake ass bitches that made their stories five times worse than what they really were. They had beef? They got shot? Fuck yeah, probably so, because they were drug addicts and hustlers, and all they did was open up their big ass mouths and talk shit like you, and found themselves sleeping in the dirt seconds later.

    Talking like you're hard...you're probably one of those nigs that act all hard on Facebook and shit, go to school the next day and attend morning band practice, dude going to gym and sitting the sidelines with all the chicks and talking about their boyfriends, lusting over the star running back because your ass is so deep in the closet, dudes can't even see your white ass eyeballs, let alone your skinny ass, tar-colored body.

    STFU. Someone needs to put your Andre Benjamin ass on this list.

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  60. Anonymous: EAT A DICK. I don't have issues with white people because of the color of their skin. I have issues with white people because of all the horrible acts they've been responsible for throughout history. Google "fucked up shit white people have done throughout history", and you'll probably get 1000 pages of results! Does the Devil get offended when people call him evil? At the end of the day, I truly don't give a fuck how you feel about my posts. What I have to say isn't for you, so I won't even bother honoring your bullshit with a response from this point forward. My words are designed to help my people see the bullshit clearly. Since the writer of this blog is too much of a coward to speak his mind under his own identity, for all I know, he could be some white guy saying nigga this and nigga that, and you dumb ass sheep just accept it because you think it's funny for this guy to portray GFK as an illiterate buffoon. You must be white, because I know that white people like shit like that. Spare me the bullshit about OUR music being an art for you to exploit. You're the type of idiot who steals a Rembrandt from the museum, then hangs it on his living room wall and expects people to appreciate his art. IT'S STOLEN! You still get arrested and put on trial. This is real talk for real people. Everybody else can EAT A DICK!

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  61. I know that I said I wouldn't respond to Anonymous Cracker's comments anymore, but that last post was some pure cracker shit. No black person would ever refer to another black person as "tar colored." So, EAT A DICK CRACKER. Kill the noise about hiding behind computer monitors, when your people talk all this nigger shit from behind white sheets and dunce caps. I'm not defined by who or what you say I am. I know in my heart that I definitely have something for anybody who steps to me on some bullshit, so you can talk all the fantasy shit you want. I'm not hard, or gangster, or any of that bullshit. I'm just solve all my problems with violence. So I'm kind of like white people in that sense. Bottom line: Black people need to take control of OUR art, stop buying bootlegs, and stop supporting white people's definition of Hip Hop.

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  62. Carlito,
    You ignorant fuck, you live in the Western world, where those in power have been predominantly white, so of course from your limited point of view white people have been responsible for everything bad that's happened. But there's a whole world out there, and if you take your head out of your ass for a moment and look around you'll see that people of color in other regions of the world have been oppressing their own as well. What about all the war, child slavery, systemic rape, etc. that happens in Africa today, done by Africans to Africans? Iran, Libya, all white people's fault? That's just what I can think of off the top of my head; There are countless other examples of non-white people doing totally fucked up shit all over time. People in power commit atrocities to stay in power, no matter what color they are. Why don't you actually try to educate yourself by asking yourself what could be wrong with your point of view instead of just googling "bad things white people have done." You don't think that there's analogous lists of "bad things [whatever race] has done" that have been written by other ignorant bigots like yourself? Keep on seeing only what you want to see and stay ignorant and unhelpful and all that like you are.

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  63. Hello?? Don't you realize that I DON'T GIVE A FUCK about your opinion(s) of what I have to say? You don't know me. I'm still going to speak my mind whether you like it or not and you can't stop me, bitches. The truth is the truth and I don't have to debate or dispute it with you. Demand some accountability from this "Big Ghost" character. Demand that he stop hiding behind someone else's identity and voice his opinion in his own persona. I'm not saying that the shit isn't funny, but GFK is a "character" created by Dennis Coles. How the fuck can you condone the writer of this blog taking GFK's "character" and "cultivating" it into a forum to voice his own personal opinions? That's dick riding. Be creative, think of your own original shit! Don't just take somebody else's idea and run with it like it's your own. Didn't GFK say something like that on the Ironman album? Control your dollar. Stop spending it on these white artists' bullshit, bizarro version of Hip Hop. Stop attending their bogus awards shows. Stop signing to their bullshit record labels. Stop buying bootlegs. WE need to control and cultivate what WE created. Fuck what anybody else thinks. They just want to exploit & make money off of OUR shit. Don't allow this thievery & bullshit to continue.

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  64. For everyone who wants to hear a real opposing viewpoint to all the mindless dick riding that appears in the comments section of this blog, think about this: Think of all the money that Black Hip Hop artists have made since Hip Hop started being recorded on medium for mass consumption. Now, think about all the money that the white people who control the record labels and distribution networks have made off of the art that WE created. They probably made quadruple (or more) than what we made off of our own shit! That's bullshit to me. We need to take control of all of that and start putting that money in our pockets where it belongs. Stop allowing them to define and control our art, and get rich off of it while we settle for the crumbs that are left over.

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  65. Ayo Carlito...

    Damn yo...if I wanted to be an asshole I would jus delete all ya comments par. I wish I knew what the fuck you even tryin to say tho. You tryin to get ya Immortal Tech on...sparkin off the revolution in the comments section to THIS shit tho? You hearin yaself? Is niggas still buyin bootleg CDs like that yo? Is that the biggest problem in hip hop? BOOTLEGS? What the fuck year you typin these comments from b? 1994? You still listen to music on a discman? Son...you sayin you fucks wit the message n you like the jokes...so why you worried bout what Volcano Hands is doin huh? The nigga you think you tryin to defend dont gotta problem. Ask somebody b.

    Do me a favor tho son...go to your medicine cabinet...find the Shutthefuckupenol...n OD on that shit NAHMEAN.

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  66. What? Not me getting the love from pseudo-Ghostface himself! You must be a white guy because most Black people don't speak in the bufoonish, ebonics form of prose that you use. If GFK is cool with you portraying him as an ignorant, ghettofied buffoon, then that's his problem. You must get your fucking writing style from GFK circa. 1994! Who the fuck is saying "B" and "nahmean" in the new millenium? I just call bullshit when I see it, and I definitely don't give a fuck who likes it or not, even you. Try creating your own persona so you can get off of GFK's dick. As long as white people control Hip Hop, it will continue to be straight bullshit, and they will continue to get rich off of what we created.

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  67. Ayo carlito no one fucking cares what you have to say. You have so many problems with this blog, spend your time reading some other shit man. This blog here, this shit is priceless kid. No one appreciates your disrespect. Fuck you and your self rightous blind idealogy. This shit is meant to be funny. Simple as that.

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  68. Ayo Calrito, check out this blog son, I think you'll like this one a lot. Your type of shit nahmeans:
    http://goop.com/

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  69. Your new name is Big Blackface Coon. You may as well put a picture of Sambo at the top of your blog page instead of that saturday morning cartoon shit you have up there now. A white boy hiding behind GFK's persona so he can use "nigga" gratuitously and portray GFK as an illiterate bufoon isn't hot to me. Try adding a "G" on the end of words like tryin, sayin, and typin before you attempt to approach me in a war of words. I gives a fuck if you delete my posts. I'll just re-post under a different name. Get familiar with free speech.

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  70. Yo Anonymous: EAT A STRING BEAN CASSEROLE FLAVORED DICK!!

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  71. HOLY FUCKIN SHIT this Carlito motherfucker is STILL here???

    How old are you, you lame? You sound so fuckin outta touch! LOL bootlegs??? I'm glad Big Ghost touched on that already. And more like who DOESN'T say B, you self-righteous retard? Did you just tell this man to go ahead and delete your comments cuz you'll just comment under a different name? LMAOOOO! You are fuckin laaaaame!!! I'm glad your comments aren't being deleted cuz you are hilarious!

    LMAOOOOOOO what a fuckin loser!!! I'm dyingggggg!!!

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  72. Hello Trent. After you take Big Blackface Coon's dick out of your mouth, go brush your teeth.

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  73. Nah seriously Carlito, you want to talk about your emotions son, that's the place for you man. Gwynyth Paltrow is there for you, and ALL THE OTHER FEMALES. Go curl up on the hammock on your front porch with your cup of tea, throw on your new fav Drake joint, and let the tears flow, you'll feel better son.

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  74. For real, Carlito, have you ever heard the real Ghostface in an interview or video segment? Every other sentence ends in "nahmean". It may be that the Ghostface in interviews is a "character," but the fact that Big Ghost is approximating Ghostface's instantly recognizable speech patterns in writing is a large part of what makes this blog hilarious. Big Ghost isn't making Ghostface look like a "buffoon," it's just a pretty accurate imitation. So if he "takes responsibility" and "stops hiding" behind the speech patterns of Ghostface, a big part of the humor is gone. So it's not hiding behind Ghostface's personality, just try to think of it as a creative parody, satire, or what have you.

    Also, blaming the entire "white race" for the acts of white individuals in power is racism, or at the very least stereotyping.

    -Politic

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  75. Anonymous: How the fuck do you even know the URL of Gwynyth Paltrow's web site? Step off with that bullshit, bitch ass. My posts aren't for you. I know that the truth hurts people like you. I like that. Deal with it.

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  76. The biggest problem in Hip Hop is white people controlling it. It's time that we reap the benefits (i.e., money) from OUR art. Once we get white hands out of our Hip Hop "pocket", then we can deal with any other problems left over, like buying bootlegs as opposed to supporting your favorite artists by buying the real product from stores so that they can get the Soundscan credit.

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  77. Yo Carlito, I can see that you're getting real emotional, I was just trying to help you find an outlet to express yourself. I just googled "whining, emotions, tears, jealousy, lotion, vagina, white people," and her blog came up. Thought it might help.

    I like to point out the stupidity of people like you using sarcasm. Deal with that.

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  78. Anonymous Cracker: EAT A DIZZICK. DEAL WITH THAT. You don't have the power to upset me emotionally. That's like me getting upset at a clown for acting stupid. I'm actually enjoying doing verbal acrobatics on stupid fucks like you.

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  79. There's so many people in this comments section using "Anonymous" as their name, that I don't know who to scream on first. However, one "Anonymous" did talk like (s)he had some sense, so let me clarify one point for that person. I do realize that alot of white people dont have the power, influence, and/or resources to commit the many heinous acts that I say white people committed. I also know that there are white people in the world (somewhere) who aren't racist against Black people. If either of those descriptions fit you, then I'm not talking about you and you can go on about your business. I mean no disrespect to you, and I don't hate you because of the color of your skin. I hate evil; regardless of the skin it wears. I hate the fact that we allowed white people to exploit an art form that we created, and that we sit back and just watch them get rich off of it while we starve. Now you have Ronald McDonald rapping about hamburgers, fucking hamsters break dancing, and other dumb shit like that. It's fucking disgusting to me.

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  80. I don't see Black people playing shit like Hockey & Polo. With the exception of Charlie Pride, I don't see Black people doing Country music. My point is: Stay in your lane. Don't come over here diluting and fucking up what Black people created so you can exploit it to make yourselves rich without giving a fuck about us. Allow the people who created, know, & love it to drive this shit.

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  81. Carlito La Voz - Take the stick out of your cunt and stop typing, immediately.

    Everything you've written so far is a pile of cringe-worthy, uninformed drivel.

    What difference would it make if the people who profited most off of hip-hop (the distributors, the labels) were black? Do you think that money would somehow trickle down to poor black people? Would it fuck, it would be going in their rich black pockets, the skin colour makes fuck all difference.

    And you don't need to be worrying about protecting rapper's bank accounts either, last time I checked they're hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars richer than your average working-class joe. They don't need a poor, clueless, nameless twat on the Internet to spout off about how they're still not getting enough money.

    If you want to carry on making a cunt of yourself, take it to your own blog.

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  82. (not a)Genius: If you've been reading what I've been posting, then you also must know that I DO NOT CARE about how you feel about what I've written. That's all I have to say. My posts aren't for you. Those who can appreciate what I have to say, will.

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  83. WTF is this, China or North Korea or some shit? You can't censor me! I say what I want because I can. If you disagree with it, that's too bad. Just say what you want in response to whatever my viewpoint is, and just walk away knowing that I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I have to go now because I have other important shit to do, but I had a lot of fun shitting on your comments with the hot, stinking truth. I'll be back, bitches!

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  84. not only are you real but you are funny as shit.
    respect

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  85. Thank you Anonymous person. I appreciate the comment.

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  86. Carlito, is La Voz a reference to the ethnically white Puerto Rican salsa singer that sang soulful, Africanized music who went by that name? Who was loved by Hispanics of all races black, white, native and mixed, kind of like Em is for hip hop?

    Also, where you aware that Nat Turner was schizophrenic and killed men, women, children, and babies? Are you the modern day version of that. He was a terrorist. He helped set the abolitionist movement a great deal. Luckily you are just a misinformed geek on a computer who won't do shit! Bong.

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  87. Sorry... *he helped set the abolitionist movement back a great deal... He saw visions and attacked on the day of a solar eclipse. He was a crazy, dumb fuck! And you Carlito are dick riding a white puerto Rican man, Hector Juan Perez Martinez google his pic n let me know what color that guy is dumbass!

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  88. Carlos calm down.

    Seriously though, you crackers are some inherently evil demonic people. Try shake off responsibility all you want but all us ethnic people know the truth.

    Funny blog as always Tone.

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  89. yo can we just get back to the funny ass blog?

    yo ghost everytime you go in on that trash Gudda Gudda i'm dyin laughing! i can't stand his wack ass

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  90. good shit my nigga, bout time you done hit us niggas off wit some more morsels an shit. yo nigga you should do like a 10 wackest album list or some shit my nigga

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  91. Jesus Christ... yo, Big Ghost, you gotta delete some of these clowns before they have your shit lookin like the Worldstar comments sections.

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  92. holy shit my ribs hurt. Big Ghost you write some funny ass shit. Pretty sure you aren't the real GFK though.

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  93. Some people are just REALLY fucking stupid. For real yo? You talking all high and mighty no slang at all on a Big Ghost parody comedic Blog. Nigga you sound WHITE and geeked out as all hell STFU Mr. Carlito smdh... Fucking claiming to be a Black Panther leader and shit, but sporting a Hispanic name. Get a grip son, you hypocritical bastard. You are CRYING for an education FAGGOT!

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  94. Shutthefuckupenol. DEAD. Hahahaha Carlito is a troll, clearly.

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  95. You can't even take people like that seriously, that's what they want you to do. This dude is completely undermining what people like Malcolm X lived and died for--people he's probably claiming to follow. It's 2011 son. Can we please move forward?

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  96. BTW...there are as many dope white rappers as there are wack black ones. Music is art to be enjoyed by all races. Hip-hop is a culture that will always, no matter what, identify most strongly with black people, no matter how many white rappers come out. They are embracing a culture, not stealing it. The emotions put into the music, the struggle, the experience--that belongs to the individual and no one can take that away from the creator. But the culture and art are to be embraced and enjoyed by all. Not to come off sounding like a wannabe Talib Kweli. Just sayin'.

    Big Ghost, this blog is my favorite on the web, keep up the good work.

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  97. I'm Drawn From Both Sides I AM SIAMESESeptember 22, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    LMAO at the Catalyst for the worldstar comments reference here let me take care of that for you catalyst

    YO FIIRST OF DHIS NICCA MAD IGNUNT THINKIN DEEZ RAPPERS SUCK BRUH. IMMA LET DUH NIGGA WHO WRITIN DHIS HERE BULL ISH TO STOP YAHURR AND AYO CARLOS STOP IT FIVE FOR YOU GET G-SHECKED BY A REALL NIGGA U SAYDOEINTELLECKTUAL FAGGOT ASS NIGGA #JUSTSSAYING

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  98. Man, this dude Carlito is a trip-out. It's like he borrowed Laurence Fishburne's character from School Daze.

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  99. Classic as always...but why the hell do Jae Millz and Mack Maine get a pass? Millz is probably the wackest MC in that (not exactly stacked) crew, and Mack Maine is approaching Gudda levels of dead-weightedness.

    But this: "This niggas moms mussa fed the muthafucka fried paint chips n dead batteries while he was growin up yo"

    !!!

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  100. I really wish u would say something about wac ass pitbull, and all his bullshit party rap anthems! He should be on the list because he sure is soft, he got locked down like lindsay lohan soft, namean!

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  101. Also, I just wanna throw in an early nomination for the 5th annual awards: Rick Ross. Nothing is more gangsta than stepping to a broad 1/10th your weight, while avoiding confrontation from 50 and Jeezy at all costs.

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  102. damn.. just as i'm fighting to catch my breath from laughing so damn hard, i catch a migraine from reading through all of this cyber-revolutionary nonsense from Mr. "Eat a Dick" La Vag..

    but anyway peoples.. we are the world namsayn. rock your Benetton billboards fam. Cross Colors 4Life b! we all gonna be beige soon anyway. if you for real about fighting the power, use ACTIONS son. internet trolling does nothing constructive. straight waste of time.

    BTW- stop DICKRIDING by stealing duke's light par!! you tryna glow off the shine of the Big Ghost bright beams of knowledge, but you see-through. just like them pantyhose you be wearin. cross dressin ass clown

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  103. ps- BIG, LARGE, XXXL PROPS on the latest list. i thought it was impossible to top the last few, but somehow you continue to raise the bar on these jerks. i nominate you for an award, b. Emmy, Oscar, Stanley Cup... whatever. Champion of the interwebs!!!

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  104. I appreciate all the love from the people hating on my comments. Carlito La Voz is just a name I made up. I have no fucking idea who this Spanish singer is that some anonymous sheep is talking about. As far as my Nat Turner comment, I feel like if a motherfucka is forcing you and your family to pick cotton & shit out in the hot sun (for free) while him & his family live lavish in their big house and eat all the good food while they throw you the parts of the animal that nobody wants, like chitlins and pig feet, then you have a right as a human being to rise up against an evil motherfucka like that. You can say what the fuck you want about his mental state, but Nat Turner was sane enough to know that Massa had to fucking go. Stop trying to misconstrue my shit to confuse the people with some sense that I'm actually trying to wake up.

    Say what you want about Eminem Elvis, but any scenario where Eminem has more Hip Hop awards than Ghostface or Nas is a 100% pure unadulterated bullshit scenario to me. That bullshit isn't happening coincidentally. Anything Eminem can do, I can name 10 real spitters that can do it better. Don't even get me started. I know more about Hip Hop than all you motherfuckas. I have the full right to speak about this shit in the authoritative tone that I use, Bitches! We need to take control of this shit instead of just complaining indefinitely about wack ass "artists" like V-Nasty and Eminem Elvis. I know that we can't stop white people from treating Hip Hop like a whore, but we can remove our dollars & participation from their Bizarro Rap bullshit and focus on how WE can benefit most from Hip Hop. Who the fuck cares what other people say when you start seeing those Lyhor Cohen & Clive Davis checks. That's the money that signs the paychecks of all your favorite corny ass rappers.

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  105. I say what I say about the White people that I say it about. My words don't encompass every White person on Earth, but if the shoe fits, don't be acting like I don't see you with them bright ass shits on. Don't try to discredit the truth by sprinkling that racist bullshit on my words. The truth is the truth, just eat it. It might not taste good, but it's good for you. If there are Africans in Africa killing each other, then I don't condone any of that shit. Their #1 priority should be to find out who the fuck got filthy rich from stealing tons of diamonds from their country, and go rise up against their asses.

    Can I get some real, thought-provoking discourse from you sheep in response to my actual issues, or are you all just going to ride Big Blackface Coon's dick into the sunset? Wake the fuck up or go spit some verses about the refreshing taste of Sprite or something. Go fucking break dance for Pillsbury Grands commercials or something.

    As far as my issue with "Big Ghost" is concerned, it isn't about the funniness of what he writes. I admitted from point A that I have laughed at some of dude's work. My issue is context, and accountability. If I call you a bitch, you're going to know it was me, so if you have a problem with it, you'll know who to step to. I don't talk shit about people (or do satirical parodies, or whatever you want to call it), and then pretend like Bill O'reilly said the shit or something. That's cowardice.When Dave Chappelle did parodies of Rick James and Prince, at least you knew that it was Dave Chappelle doing it. If you're man enough to post negative shit about people on the Internet, then at least be man enough to take ACCOUNTABILITY for your words and make your butt cheeks available to someone who might want to put a foot up them shits. (If they can) What if "Big Ghost" is White? Would all that Nigga & Namsayin shit still be funny then? If you accept without question things you read on the Internet, then I can sell you some pills to enlarge the size of your little sheep penises for $19.95 plus shipping, handling, and retard fee.

    Real talk for real people who can appreciate it. Just hate it until you love it.

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  106. this carlito dude is gay, spending all his time fighting on the internet, get some pussy you lame ass fuckboy

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  107. EAT A DICK ANONYMOUS. That's the only reply I have from now on for dumb ass sheep making the type of bullshit comments that you make. When I get some responses from people with a higher I.Q than my nuts, then I'll give a proper reply.

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  108. I'm pretty sure that Carlito has never felt the inside of a human vagina with any part of his body before. Seriously dog, you act like we know who YOU are, just because you use a name, and don't go by anonymous. You can EAT A DICK EITHER WAY.

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  109. Eat a dick Trent. You don't know me. Stop typing and do something with your hands that you really enjoy like giving the real Ghostface Killah a hand job.

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  110. damn yo get a life forreal, like talk to a girl for once in your life or get some friends... no one gives a fuck about what you say on here

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  111. Carlito, why you crying over this shit? it's a comedy blog you dickhead!

    Stop depressing this place with your anti-white shit, seen it enough & no one cares bro, you ain't gonna start a revolution from behind a monitor

    EAT A DICK!
    >in b4 eatadick

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  112. or gives a fuck about you period....go slit your wrists please

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  113. From skimming through post all this nigga Carlito La Voz got on his mind is Eat & Dick

    Fatass homo mu'fucka

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  114. Carlito aka Loves Cum filled BurritosSeptember 23, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    I think Carlito is actually one of these idiots on the Soft Niggas In The Game List. I'm not sure who but it sounds like they're feelings got hurt. Is it Yung Berg. Maybe. Carlito la Vagina or what ever is writing a fucking book in the comments. Idiot. Nobody is going to read your paragraph long bullshit tirade you ass. Cara please choke on the cock when you're giving head to your boyfriend.

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  115. white people taste delicious. They're mostly vegan now so it's kinda like grass-fed. But yeah, yummy.

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  116. yea hide behind your computer you little pussy, kill yourself please, maybe your words might acutally mean something to some one or two people then

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  117. You should know how white people taste from all the white dicks you've eaten. You & your sheep friends sound like a bunch of idiots. Go listen to Eminem's new duet with Neil Sedaka and chill the fuck out. And oh yeah, Eat a dick.

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  118. Carlito, give your twitter and Facebook info out so people know who you are too instead of hiding behind an identity half borrowed from an Italian man playing a puerto Rican drug dealer in a movie, and an ethnically white puerto Rican salsa singer, so all the little dick, dick riding sheep can reply to the real you. Also, you should count how many references to dicks you have on your posts. If I were to paint a picture based on your words, half the piece would be filled with cocks. You tryna come out son?

    Nat Turner didn't only kill slave masters, he killed regular white people too, because like you he believed all white people were responsible for slavery. A short sided view of humanity.

    There are many problems in Africa and everywhere else in the world, including lack of education, which you seem to be a victim of, and that power corrupts all colors of man. Hopefully by the time you're 25 and have made your way out of New Haven, CT or whatever half way hood or suburb ur from, u will have read a few more books, or blogs, or coloring books, n visited more places, that will make you the worldly wanna b black puerto Rican kid your mom has always hoped you'd turn out to b, b. See the world, meet people from everywhere across it, get a good psychiatrist, and live life. Don't worry about who runs what that's above your level. Only well educated people who at a minimum understand parodies are allowed in that lane. Bong.


    I hope that everyone continues to do the same as me and continue to support good music regardless of the color of the artist is.

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  119. I hope you get cancer you peice of shit and your mom gets raped, go listen to whatever music you consider "real" and go write out your life story on your own blog...pussy

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  120. Dumb asses like you don't deserve a proper response. That's why you see so many references to eating dicks in my posts because that's how many times I had to re-direct stupid motherfuckas like you to what you should be doing. So here's one more just for you: EAT A DICK.

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  121. You dumb ass sheep are that angry about what I said that now you guys are cheerleaders for rapists. You homo thugs need to check yourselves.

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  122. First of all, EAT A DICK. I hate crackers, white bread, salt(ines), white rice, and jews. White people must be aliens whose entire existence precludes the black man's success at every turn. STOP USING NAPSTER. The logo tells you all you need to know; white cats stealing black music. STOP recording cassettes off of the radio and give our money to the blackest people we can find. WHERE ARE YOUR CAPRIS AT NIGGA? WHERE ARE YOUR POEMS?!

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  123. Your bullshit attempt at humor is mad fucking corny. At least I do laugh at some of the shit that "Big Ghost" writes. I expect this from you. Dumb fucks like you who don't have the brains to address an issue they disagree with always resort to unfounded insults like that corny shit you mindless sheep keep posting. And stop using my name to express to the world how much you love dick. Do you, sheep.

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  124. EAT A DICK. Stop trying to impersonate the African god, Carlito. I am the epitome of omnipotent negritude.

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  125. Why the fuck I'm I arguing with myself? I know I love Large penises dangling in front of my face and inside me. I don't hate you sheep, I actually like fucking them. I'm a weirdo and I need self help but I'm addicted to beef cock jerky. I will continue to argue with myself while I insert the foot long dildo in my ass.

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  126. After eating every dick suggested in the comments section, I must say: some of you niggas need to give up on beef.

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  127. I'm gay and I don't get any pussy? Is this all that you mutherfuckas can come up with during your recess from kindergarden class? You're obviously a bunch of white guys because no Black person would get this mad about me saying that Black people need to be making the lion's share of the money from Black music. Real G's don't hide their personal opinions behind another dude's identity. You don't like me saying that? So fucking what.

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  128. @Carlito La Voz

    I know. Eating every dick takes me all day. My neck hurts, doesn't yours?

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  129. Whoever is writing all this gay shit and using my name isn't fooling anybody. Stop expressing your love of dicks and hiding behind my identity (like your idol Big Blackface Coon) to say how you really feel.

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  130. I'm getting mad at myself. What is wrong with me. Ouch my ass hurts. I need a soft pillow and vagisil for my twat. Don't mind me people, I'm related to Eli Porter.

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  131. Carlito, you said yourself that Carlito is some shit you made up and not your own name, so you're no different or more accountable than Big Ghost. For all we know you could be some white guy too. Nobody think this is the real GFK. Big Ghost is just some guy going by Big Ghost and these are his opinions and nobody else'. Get over it. You're definitely no better than him. You're not funny or interesting or compelling in any way. If you were, you'd have your own blog getting hundreds of thousands of hits weekly based on what you have to say. Instead, you have to use his shit as a platform for your wack ass views cause the only way anybody would listen to your crying is by accident when they visit here to hear what BIG GHOST has to say.

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  132. Those are some gay ass posts. I know that you're mad and this is all that your pre-school mind can come up with to try to get at me. That's cool. I'm happy when you're mad.

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  133. Fuck your opinion and/or analysis of what I've written. The people that can appreciate it, will.

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  134. There I go again. Arguing with myself. That's cool. My mom says I'm her bunny rabbit. Her baby. As long as she doesn't snoop around my room and finds all the condoms I keep for mementos. I get it up the ass but I use protection. Anyways I'm cumming out the closet so who ever is gay lets hook up and meet up. At a gay bar get fucked up and hopefully have a train run on us if you know what I mean.

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  135. Are you playing with your little pee pee while you write all of this gay shit?

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  136. Actually let me reply to myself, I am playing with my little pee pee. Why do I write all this gay shit. Oh right I am gay. Duh!

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  137. haha hey everyone let's play a game called "ignore this dumb fuck carlita"...yeah i said carlita b/c you sound like a little bitch in ya posts nahmsayin? word bond...ignore her comments and don't reply to those ignorant comments, then her uneducated bitch-ass might just stfu...

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  138. Carlito is riding big ghost's dick in between sucking dick. He wouldnt know what to do w a pair of volcano hands aside from jerking his uncle off. Why won't the real and fake Carlito stop talking about dicks and Nat Turner? He should b in a psych ward fapping the male nurses.

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  139. I like having conversations with myself because there's nobody to talk to. I know. Lame. Hey what's a fag boy to do?

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  140. I'm done going back and forth with you sheep, but enough is enough. This shit ain't nothing but a bunch of hating and gay shit, and has nothing to do with the actual issues that I addressed. I said what I had to say so it's mission accomplished for me whether you sheep like it or not. If somebody posts something that's actually worthy of my time to respond, I will answer. Other than that, I'm just going to ignore you sheep, and let this gay ass Carlito La Voz impersonator do his thing. Hate it until you love it, Bitches!!

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  141. La Voz is not something he made up. He's a puerto rican kid pretending he's African American, prob not even a black puerto rican either. La Voz is something another famous puerto Rican salsa singer made up before Carlito's dad was even old enough to jerk off to pictures of Michael Jackson. Nonetheless he's still hiding behind that identity that someone else made up, n no one knows who he is. He should reveal himself n start a revolution against Big Ghost's fans and white people, I'm sure a lot of people will follow the movement since he's so well versed and brave.

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  142. I had fun guys I'm now going to go take it up that ass. I know everybody is going to miss my homosexual advances but that's the only way I meet other faggots like myself online. Anyways I want to give props to makers of Dildo products, my finger, and boyfriend Fat Dick Eddie. OK this is Carlito La Voz aka Troll my Asshole, aka Shoot It In My Eye, signing off. Really. No Really.

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  143. anyway like i was sayin, dick is the fruit of the sea you can BBQ it; boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it, there's ummm... dick kabob, dick creole; butterfly dick; fried dick; coconut cock; cock gumbo; deep fried, stir fried, cock stew, cock sandwich

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  144. Mission Accomplished La VozSeptember 23, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    i done showed y'all!

    ..now who wants to eat some dicks??!?

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  145. sounds like someone hasnt had their shit pushed in.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KGRZuWXVhA

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  146. I died when I read the Gayme stuff especially teh "Dre gon love that shit" parts hahahaha

    Then the nigga got a butterfly tatted on his damn face....But somebody musta told the nigga that that shit was mad fruity (SURPRISE NIGGA!)...So he probably got to thinkin "Ayo Imma cover that shit up witta Dodgers logo yo....Dre gon love that shit" But you could still see the butterfly underneath it so son was was like..."Ayo why dont I throw a big ass red star on that too...Dre gon love that shit". Niggas of course gave that shit a pass too yo. So jus to push his luck a little more..the nigga was like.."Hmmm maybe I should start rockin a red mohawk yo....Dre gon love that shit". Niggas STILL tried to ignore that shit b. What more does this nigga want from us yo? All that cryin he done did in interviews...the bullshit beefin...squeezin hisself into the picture...jockin niggas styles...SON. Im sayin tho...this emotional ass nigga need to figure his life out.

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  147. Ayo, I'mma just say one thing, these comments are ridiculous son. Yo, that worldstar example, funniest shit I read here today. Thank you for that son. And everyone posting under carlito's name, I'mma have to say that shit is mad funny too son. Yo I can't handle this, or say nothing constructive, just keep it coming Big Ghost. Best shit on the internet right here.

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  148. @Carlito La Voz: Here's the thing-you are obviously bothered enough from other people's comments to continue to reply to feel like you are getting your message out, whether you are or not. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, unfortunately, whether or not anyone else agrees. That's the rights you enjoy from the Country who's foundation you don't agree with. At any rate, my point is this: Regardless of who is controlling record companies, etc.(you'll find that a good amount of "Underground" artists have their own label)If you look out into the audience at a Hip Hop show(i.e. Rock The Bells), most of the audience is white. I know a friend who owns a pretty prominent club in Columbus who hosted acts that I don't go for(Hip Pop), and most of the crowd is black. I know a lot of white people who support real music. I know a lot of black people who support real music. Real music is art, and should be appreciated as such by those with enough aptitude to enjoy and recognize it.

    Big Ghost-Even though you are not in fact Dennis Coles, you are hilarious, and I know many a people who appreciate the hell out of this blog. Keep entertaining the masses, as we wait for the next Top 10 list!

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  149. James you make a great point. I work for a company that puts on concerts in NYC and Brooklyn all year long. Google any underground artist's audience picture and look @ the crowd. Look at summer jam pics who host the biggest pop stars and the color of the audiences. Unfortunately there is currently no credible test of who is the blackest, which in your world would be a prerequisite for being allowed a profit on the culture of hip hop. I know so many white girls that will school you in hip hop history and suck a mean dick. Koreans are the best b boys. Latinos kill it on graffitti.

    If you had a venue to fill and albums to sell you would exclude everyone that does not pass the imaginary black test? You would alienate an entire PAYING fan base with as much or more knowledge and involvement in the scene as you? And besides the money what gives any artist a forum to talk about their views and stories and just plainly make art? You will NEVER succeed without white people and the great thing is even though you collaborate with whitey, you can still be black or puerto rican or whatever you are.

    You lucky bastard living in America where even tho u are a fool, you have the freedom to make it known to every one before the men in white coats check to make sure you don't go nat turner, or you can grow the fuck up n make something of yourself. If you choose hip hop or anything else that's creative you need to build w good people and they come in all types. U will remain in your lane until you can visualize more than just everyone who is their own way trying to help u eating dicks. There aren't enough black people that like what you like to make your exclusive dreams come true, like grandmas who like the wynans and grandpas that like the spinners, and little sisters that like Rihanna, aunts that like Tina Marie, and cousins that like metal and skate and pierce shit.

    You will not wake black people up en masse to the point where they will ALL b boppin they heads to big L, to the point where they will make fortunes for, let alone sustain, 'real' music makers single-handedly. You will not make a boring monolithic robotic race of black people. You will not remove white people from the culture or the business. You will understand all these things or continue to do nothing but share your immature opinions on OTHER people's blogs, dick riding if you will.

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  150. personally, I think the whole idea behind this blog is great, but the execution is genius. every post this dude (whoever it is) creates, like, 15 new potential catch phrases. if he had a bigger audience he'd be quoted more than anchorman.

    "I dont kno what kinda nigga got rape goons on deck like that..." is the new "i love lamp"! ...tho i have a hard time imagining a situation where they'd be interchangeable. (but you get what i mean).

    and for someone to get offended by or question it is a bit ridiculous. it's like when will ferrell would dress up like george bush on saturday night live. we all knew will ferrell wasn't bush, he was just putting on his bush hat and saying some crazy shit to make us laugh. and unless you're laura bush you really shouldn't be too upset.

    so i guess, carlito, what i'm saying is... is that you raekwon?

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  151. ^ Very well put.

    This was probably the best list yet!Like dude said, too many quotables. Big Ghost, I've been readin your shit since the 2Dopeboyz days. Think you've come a long way since then, huh? lol

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  152. when the fuck did this blog become a politcal revelution site

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  153. "Nigga probably swings his window shutters open in the morning n has birds n squirrels crawlin up his curtains while he sings songs to them n shit."

    That just killed me.

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  154. You're seriously letting wigga white boys like dumb pecker Em stans comment on here as well as showing your support for the military on the soulja boy situation?

    Enough said.

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  155. YUNG BLACC SOCKRATEEZSeptember 25, 2011 at 4:10 AM

    MAN FUCK ALL YALL CRACKA AZZ MAWFUCKAS BRUH. YALL NIGGAS TRYNA KEEP A NIGGA DOWN 4REAL. A REALL NIKKA FINNA GET THAT PAPER WEDDER NIGGA GOT A USE A TOOL PUSH A TON A DAT WHITE OR IF A NIGGA GOT A BALL OUT ON SOME KOBEE BRIEANT ISH. FEEL ME? YALL NIGGAS CAN FIND ME IN HARLUM BRUH. DATS WHERE A NIGGA LAY HIS HEAD AT. 128TH AND LENOX B. AYO FUCK ALL NUTTY BLOC AND ACACIA BLOCC CRIPS B. NEW YORK IN DHIS BITCH #BIGGHOSTYOUAREALLNIGGAMOSTDEF

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  156. ^dam smh to da niiga wit da ignant as comments. i mean i'm a nigga an all but no homo if a nigga luk qute i can't help myself. speshly a reel qute lukin nigga. I mean i used to be locked up on the island but i mean i ain't gon lie i got turnt outt by some thug niggas. I did a 3 and 6 bid fore felony drug paseshin and um cats up in dare say'd i was qute but fuck it. ruhguardless, biig ghost, you a reall nigga and no homo but i can tell you gotta big diick for sure. holla at a lady-boy nikka like myself ;) #notgayjustlikemydicksuckedbyniggas

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  157. "Everyone is entitled to their own informed opinion"

    there, fixed.

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  158. http://tencarloadsofhardboneniggasnohomo.blogspot.com/2011/09/holla-at-yung-paid-nigga.html?spref=fb

    AYO BIG GHOST CAN YOU SHOUT OUT A REEL NIGGA PLEASE? I AM INSPIRED BY YOUR PEN GAME AND WANTED TO STEP MY BLOG GAME UP. CAN A NIGGA ON HIS INTERNET GRIND GET A MAYBE A SHOUTOUT OR SUM'N? MY BLAWG LINK IS ABOVE IN DHIS HEYAH POST I REELY PRECIATE ANY SUHPORT BRUH. I M A BIG FANN OF YALLS. THANKS AGAIN MY NIGGA. LOVE YOU. NO HOMO DOE

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  159. In the end, shit needs to be said. And the fact that it is under the illusion of one of the great lyricst/visual slang modifier in the game, GFK, makes it even more funny. I would not doubt if it is Ghost having someone write this for him. It is too accurate...people getting all hurt and calling out "coward" when it still doesn't erase the fact that there exist some WHACK SHIT. The point still exists....

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  161. Some anonymous guy posted this in the comments section on August 19, 2011 2:08 PM:


    The REAL Ghostface had the following to say just now on Twitter.

    Ayo i wanna address this bullshit going on, this website called bigghostnahmean is a fake website which i have no affiliation with or did i say anthing negative about any of them artists up on that page, got respect for all the young cats coming up doin they thing. tell the kid Wiz, its all love i respect him as a artist and got no issues wit him at all, Once again the website is fake, its not ya boy!

    This tweet from GFK tells me two things:

    1. GFK called this blog a fake and wants no one affiliatiating him with this blog. Notice that he also called the comments made on thi site negative.

    2. Besides "Ayo", I didn't see any nahmeans or any of that ebonics bullshit that people claim the real GFK can't phrase a sentence without using.

    Regarding all these white guys mad at my other comments, I don't care about that shit. Only a white guy would write some shit like "You will NEVER succeed without white people." Believe that shit if you want to. I said what I had to say, and the reason why I didn't check with any of these guys before I made my comments to make sure that my comments were acceptable to them is because I don't give a fuck. 1st Amendment Bitches! I'll conclude right there. I don't want anybody to get the wrong impression and think that I gives a fuck about what those who disagree with my comments have to say. Hate it until you love it.

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  162. BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE

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  163. WOW. Much like your references to bootlegging being this crippling disease that's rampantly sweeping across the industry, you are seriously out of touch, Carlito.

    The "quote" you cited from the OTHER misinformed commenter was from like 6 months ago. What's even sadder is that you dug around for that to support your bullshit argument. Guess you didn't stumble across the tweets where he said he thinks that Big Ghost is funny and that he has no intention of having the twitter account or the blog shut down. Any idiot could tell that his management was the one who had the issues to begin with.

    I'm really starting to think Carlito is one of these "soft rappers" tho. Like maybe Wale. That fuckin guy has all the time in the world to cry over shit like this. You see how Wale went hammer on Rosa Acosta for that one comment she made on twitter? Meanwhile that dude tweeted about the shit for like 8 hours. That's what this Carlito shit is reminding me of now.

    Volcano Hands Tone, do your thing, dog. This dude Carlito is a serious faggot, just ignore him

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  164. As long as you believe that you will never be sucesssful without white people, then you never will. This shit is bigger than their control of Hip Hop. Think about who profits the most from the food you eat, the clothes you wear, your utilities, everything you spend your money on. YOU control your dollar. We have enough Oprahs and Michael Jordans, and other successful (i.e., filthy rich) Black people that if we just stop being greedy and help each other as a people, we should be able to start developing businesses that address all of our consumer needs and we can stop spending our money on other people's shit and enrich ourselves. That's not racism, that's Black empowerment. Wake the fuck up and break European-Americans' control over everything you spend your dollar on, including Hip Hop.

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  165. I'm glad I didn't recognize the three first names on the list. That guy rocking the Ali G glasses. Christ.

    Carlito should get the fuck out of here with the segregation talk though.

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  166. The biggest problem with Hip Hop is European-Americans controlling it. Quote my shit right, Bitches. People can call me all the faggots and assorted names that they want to. They don't know me. I probably get more pussy than all of these inbred anonymous fuckers combined. I'm more gangster than all of you bitch ass bitches will ever be. The only recourse you sheep have against me is to try to insult me, so you can enjoy that little tidbit.

    My point is that the white way isn't always the right way. Their way doesn't include any of our best interests. I'm sure that Toussaint L'Ouverture, Queen Lili`uokalani, and the Native American Indians could all agree with that. Stop making European-Americans rich(er) with your dollars and your support, and start seeking alternatives that will allow you to enrich yourselves. The only people who want things to stay the way they are, are the people profiting the most from things staying the same. Stop reading stupid shit like pseudo-Ghostface's blog, and seek out some useful knowledge from sites like unitedwestrike.com and whatreallyhappened.com.

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  167. I will NEVER be white or become white because I work with white people, and philipinos, and Hispanics and Africans, and Arabs, and Indians, and Japanese, and Chinese, and Koreans, and Samoans, and vietnamese, and Europeans, and the underground hip hop industry which is made up of all the above. Oprah does not give a fucc about u. She pumped shows for Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz and a bunch of white people on her book club. 50, Luda & Ice cube have criticized her bias against hip hop, & those 3 are hardly revolutionary messengers like the PERUVIAN Immortal Technique.

    Jordan works for Nike, who exploit Asian workers to make kicks - which by the way is not a black owned business.

    Wutang clothing is now created by Rocksmith Tokyo. Who runs that shop? All the races n nationalities named above. Who runs all the underground hip hop shows in NYC? All the races n nationalities named above. What color is wutangs lawyer? .... I digress. But you know nothing Carlito. You aren't even 25 yet and have never been anywhere. You know no one. You have clapped nothing. You have done no bids. You have put in no work. You know how I know? Cause I know people who have, n they aren't as ignorant as you, clown.

    Get off those dumb ass conspiracy sites and do something for yourself, or do like the white people did in the 60s and 70s and start a commune of retarded racist hip hop fans and build your own houses, mine your own minerals, farm your own land, graze your own cattle, make your own clothing and electronics with your own ideas for the electronic components that are not stolen from Asians and white people, etc. A gilligans island for dumb fux if you will. As I said before stop using that computer brought to you by whitey, that food brought to you by whitey, that shelter brought to you by whitey, driving on those Connecticut roads built by whitey, that car you borrow from your mom brought to you by whitey, and that first amendment right brought to you by whitey. But I bet you don't know how to do shit for yourself beyond taping a poster of Nas over your bed jerk off to.

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  168. AYO i WANNA address this bullshit going on, this website called bigghostnahmean is a fake website which i have no affiliation with or did i say anthing negative about any of THEM artists UP on that page, GOT respect for all the young CATS coming up DOIN THEY THING. tell the kid Wiz, IT'S ALL LOVE i respect him as A artist and GOT no issues wit him at all, Once again the website is fake, its not YA BOY! I capped some of the grammatical errors for your convenience Carlito since u only picked up the one AYO, dumb ass!!

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  169. There is no white way. Funny shit is that' belief is what's going to keep you in your lane for the rest of your life. There is only a business way. You have to be the dumbest business man on earth to not want any product you create to reach every human on earth. "Hey Oprah my name is Carlito la Voz and I would like you to stop making millions off white women. I need you to also give all black people your money so that we may buy and sell black only made products only to black people. Not because they have a great product just cause they are black too, which we will have to confirm with this official black test i have drafted, and the white man has profited off of our talents. Oprah: "Carlito you have just blown my mind with this information. I will appoint you chief of dumbfuckistan and draw up the paper work immediately. Hold on... Dr. Phil, you're fired. Like I was saying here's a check for 1 billion dollars, gotta keep a lil sum sum for myself. Hahaha" Carlito: "also can you get Big Ghost off the Internet? He sucks, even tho he is funny." Done! Nick Cannon has his ear to the street, he'll help me find this character and teach him a lesson." Carlito: "thanks Oprah, you a trill bitch."

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  170. Last 3 comments = game, set, match.

    LMAO!

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  171. http://bit.ly/n9n0ti
    ^This is another site Carlito posted on

    He had this to say about Fujiyama Green perfume, he's clearly not a black man but it's now confirmed, he's gay:

    Written by Carlito La Voz

    Fujiyama Green starts off with a citrusy note and calms down to a scent reminiscent of Tone soap. (the original yellow bar) I would say that it's a fresh, clean scent. I recommend it.
    February 2, 2010
    Fujiyama Green is a very strong citrus scent at first and then dries down into a light powdery scent. The scent doesn't last long on skin, longer on clothing though. It's a nice light scent for just about anyone and not likely to offend anyone. Nice price.
    July 3, 2009

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  172. You angry white folks aren't worthy of any further comments from me. You can Google all the Carlito La Voz shit you can find on the Internet, but it's not me so I don't care about that shit. I'm done posting in this comments section. If you don't like what I said, so what? I'm out.

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  173. One last word: European-Americans used thievery, murder, slavery, and trickery to obtain everything they have up to this present day. That's the truth whether they like it or not. Why anybody would continue to "do business" with people like that is beyond me. So all the "accomplishments" of European-Americans that these anonymous angry white people try to cite are all ill gotten gains, whether they admit it or not. That's truly all I have to say.

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  174. Yeah Carlito this forum is filled with white people like that conspiracy web site unitedwestrike.com that's almost entirely run by white people, where white people say we should all join forces against the powers that be. Quoting from their home page:

    "We are building a global community radio station, volunteering our voices, time, and energy; seeking to unite people of all nations, in the common sense, common law approach of independence and freedom for all. If YOU are interested in helping by donating time, or music, or would like to have a program, please let me know at KarenSQT@gmail.com

    Religious extremism and promoting violence will NOT be tolerated.

    Power to the People through Peaceful Unity!"

    Those white people are crazy saying we should all join hands. Go to that website n let them know how you feel about white people. Oh wait, that's one of the sites you said people should like and pay attention to. Or whatreallyhappened.com which is run by michael rivero, another lunatic white man. I'm confused by you again. Do you hate white people, or blindly follow any lunatic that makes a statement that you barely understand but agree with regardless of their color?

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  175. Ur still a dumb fuck Carlito. I still chill w mexicans even though their ancestors used to sacrifice people. I still chill w Africans even tho there's a history of poaching, rape, genocide between tribes, exploitation, corruption, piracy, and the sale and the sale trade of people by the people. Germans even tho their leadership tried to off the Jews, hot Dutch bitches even tho their ancestors started the African slave trade, Chinese even tho their government has exploited it's people and abused human rights endlessly, etc., etc. There are black murderers, and rapists, and thieves (shit hip hop is based on the sample of other's music, tho for the better), drug dealing, corrupt leaders, black republicans, stupid people like you, etc. But we all know you do not represent all black people or the world would suck. You are too hung up on the negative shit that's gone down in history. Fortunately there are young black men @ Harvard or chillin in Europe that will cancel dummies like you out. Thats because there are no monolithic cultures or races since they are made up of INDIVIDUALS. History is only the broth in the soup, not the whole pot. But apparently you ain't trying no soup. You gonna starve brotha man, your mind and your dick.

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  176. Ghost is Back Stretch CadillacSeptember 28, 2011 at 8:22 AM

    punk fa99ot ni99as stealin my light /
    crawl up in the bed wit grandma beneath the lazyboy where you hid your knife

    yeah i'm lookin' at you SON. fucka how many times you gonna declare "yo this my LAST comment," b??

    "no i really mean it this time!!"
    "*sniffle* ..you guys can all go eat dicks!! *sniffle*"

    dude* is the definition of butthurt

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  177. Stretch Cadillac NahmeanSeptember 28, 2011 at 8:31 AM

    yo forreal this country was started on some shady underhanded bullshit, no doubt par. but none of us here were alive for slavery or the Trail of Tears, or whatever.. fortunately we have moved past that heinous shit. no question there is still mad evil, but it's way less tolerated now. ethnic diversity is here to stay, b.

    many people turned their terrible circumstances into positive situations through the power of forgiveness and compassion n alla that good shit. peace peoples. unite namsayn. give a hand to your brotherman. we all the same species god.

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  178. Fuck you, stretch cadillac. That's all I have for you. I know that i've made "final" comments, and then made more comments afterward, but you angry European-Americans keep writing such bullshit in response that maybe I just don't want you inbred retards to have the last word. Maybe I truly enjoy making you pieces of shit angry. Either way, I said what I had to say despite you fucks not liking it. As long as you guys care enough to keep writing paragraph after paragraph of propaganda to try to discredit my views, then I'll throw you dummies a few random insults when I feel like it. After you read this comment, you can click on my name and get re-directed to a site that I think so eloquently expresses how I feel about you all.

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  179. If your ancestors stole land from another people, and now you occupy that land generations later, do you feel you have a right to that land just because you personally didn't have any involvement in stealing that land from its' rightful owners? If your ancestors got rich off of slave labor, and now you enjoy the benefits of that wealth generations later, do you feel entitled to that wealth because you personally didn't force slaves to work for you? Shut the fuck up with the bullshit. The day that people of color get tired of your evil is a day that you remorseless motherfuckers need to fear. Chew on that shit.

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  180. Never gonna happen b. At best you'll b held accountable for inciting violence on the innocent. Carlito if you are truly African American you have slavemassa blood in you. Making your ancestor that which you really despise. Would that make you and every other African American, for example the defendants of Sally Hemmings and Thomas Jefferson, accountable as well. If my father was a womanizing drunk am I to blame for it? If my uncle clapped a nigga that owed him $150 on principle do I go on trial for it? Fuck outa here with that bullshit. At best they will find yo ass before you go on a spree because of your social and intellectual shortcomings u pissashiet!

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  181. The fact that your slave master ancestors were rapists isn't anything to be proud of. Any white blood in my ancestry was put there by force. The day that people of color get tired of your evil scourge, no one will give a fuck about who you assholes think you're going to hold accountable for putting feet in your ass. Just click on my name, and keep it moving.

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  182. If your uncle killed someone and moved into that person's house. After your uncle died and passed the house on to you, you still have to get the fuck out. You have no right to be there, anonymous angry white boy.

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  183. That shit makes no fucking sense. Hahahahaha! Do you even hear yourself. Read your last post aloud. Maybe you'll hear why you fail in life. That's your best attempt at how to justify being held accountable for alleged crimes an ancestor of mine might have committed assuming I'm even partly white? LMFAO. This Carlito is indeed a WSHH general. Waaaawww!

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  184. I like the fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck graphic. It should be your high school ID picture. Haha. Print these blog posts out n keep them in a safe place. You will laugh at yourself in 15 years when you're 30. Trust.

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  185. Carlito, should black people be sent back to Africa because they were stolen and therefore have no right to property or anything else America has? That includes Diddy, Jay Z, and the godfather pizza guy running for prez, and probably Bryant Gumble. Can you please say yes & be first & take a plane out of America and die from a tse tse fly bite or guerilla bullet spray? Then show people what a bad idea it was and cancel the program, but only until you've at least had ur shit pushed in by rebel rape goons.

    Dude you need to fuck a white guy already. You have too many white guy and dick eating fantasies. You're consumed by those two things. Just face it, what you are really saying is you want to eat a white boy's dick but that makes you angry. Why fight it? Go with your gut sister!

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  186. Carlito you talk as if black people don't rape and pillage their own people. What do you think is going on in Africa? You think it's all rainbows and butterflies over there and everyone treats everyone honestly and fairly? Black people over there are enslaving people and raping people to get what they have just as bad as it was done here during slavery! When slavery existed in the U.S., it also existed in Africa. Most power is ill gotten gains. You're not looking at it right. You just see what you want to see and not the truth. You're a lost cause.

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  187. Just do the world a favor and kill yourselves. We'll thank you later.

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  188. Stretch Caddy WhattupSeptember 29, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    yo lil carlito.. son, you do a damn decent job discrediting yourself up in here. i really didn't think you would still be on some last-week bullshit still beatin' a dead rotten horse, but sure as shit, here you are!! SUPRISE MUTHAFUKKAS!!

    you hear that son?? that's the sound of people of all races, colors, creeds, and socioeconomic classes n shit LAUGHING AT YOU, son!! you funny!

    AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA

    ..because you are a CLOWN! HAHAHAHAH!!

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