Sunday, September 4, 2011

Ayo this the lost Carter IV song....feat. Jay-Z





Ayo whattup this ya boy Thor Molecules aka Zeus Almighty namsayin. Word is bond yo the god was jus chillin on his balcony pourin his rozay n doin his Sunday afternoon shit nahmean. Ayo all a sudden the sun disappeared nahmean...then the skies opened apart n I seen a light that looked like two hands openin up yo. The hands was made from clouds....n then a mighty falcon emerged from within its palms namsayin. Word is bond...the falcon was made outta lava n was flyin down from the skies towards Tones balcony n it had fire blowin out its nostrils son. The falcon roared n it swirled over the gods balcony n did some acrobatic shit nahmean. Word...n then the falcon dropped some fiery bird shit on my balcony namsayin. N then all a sudden the muthafucka flew back into the clouds. Ayo the god approached the fiery birdshit n I seen sumthin within the birdshit yo. Ayo son I seen a iPod. Tone picked the iPod up n I seen it was one a the wack Nano joints yo. But it was made from gold b. N there was only one joint on the muthafucka....the joint had no name. But I peeped it yo. When I heard the shit comin out from the little jelly ear buds a nigga said to hisself OH SHIT...THIS THE LOST CARTER IV JOINT.........featurin Jay-Z. There wasnt no hook or nothin...jus niggas spittin they bars n that was it. The beat itself was some other shit yo...I had visions of gladiators drivin race cars n shit...wit volcanoes explodin on the track son. The words to the joint appeared on the clouds as I was hearin the shit g. A nigga was amazed yo. But then it occured to a nigga why the shit aint make it on the album b.....cos these niggas was lowkey takin shots at eachother yo. N as the song ended the iPod exploded n turned to dust yo. So I scribed the words that was still upon the clouds nahmean. N as ya boy finished writin the words down...lightnin shot down from the clouds n zapped the floor of a niggas patio son. All a sudden a nigga layin in his waterbed surrounded by lions n half nekkid broads namasayin....shit went back to normal yo. So a nigga felt as tho he had awoken from a dream yo. But then I looked on the wall...ayo n the words I had scribed from the song was on the wall son...N this is what a nigga remembered from the song...I named the shit Fiery Balconies since it aint had no official name yo.
Aight peace.


Fiery Balconies - Lil Wayne feat. Jay-Z




Jay-Z:


Turn the muthafuckin music up

Yeahhh

Yeaaaahhh!

I got these niggas Weezy!

Heheheheheheheheheheh....

You might cop a watch like mine, homie, but this a different BEZel
We both floatin on our yachts homie, but this a different VESssssel
The one ya boy ridin on is a little bit more SPESH-ull
Cos we both be gettin dough, but homie, Hov makes bigger PRETZels

OH.....We aint count-in the same DEC-i-mals
Listen, my nigga, we aint even speakin the same DEC-i-bels
Thought I told ya'll niggas that this rap shit was my BITCH, fam
Plus I 'ready told ya'll, I'm not a HITman, I'm a HIT, maaaaaan

Pokerface'd the game n now I'm steady stackin CHIPS, man
Use ta FLIP grams, but then it EXpand-ed, SHIT man, look what I WITH-stand-ed
Damn....Tell me WHO in HIStory did it like THIS man
The Beatles before they DISbanded, maybe MJ, maybe PRINCE man

Even Elvis had to BOW DOWN, when his CROWN BOUNCED, look what they FOUND OUT
That boy Young ain't the one you COUNT OUT, let's see THAT from a lil nigga DOWN SOUTH
Niggas talkin breezy n run outta breath n get weezy
Thinkin those messages is for themmm jus because they been gettin cc'ed

You wanna BATTLE dog? Fuck that, lets compare catalogs...
compare bank accounts, compare travel logs, compare passports, n THEN have a talk
Niggas think they got bite, jus cos they have a bark
Cos the niggas who ain't got cars will tell you they rather walk...Haa!

Yall niggas is avatars....to be honest, I aint even mad at ch'all
You pour ya cup n mafuckas jus rather grab a straw.....
They like fiends, the way they rock back n forth
like that's a cure...HUH

Niggas can't act mature.....
N everybody think they TU-pack Shakurs
Niggas brave after two packs a Coors, Two packs? OF COURSE
Triple entendre you bastards off

Soon as our mafuckin paths have crossed,
Who you tryna renegade? You just a Asher Roth
Never pushed out the game due to lack a force
Plus my nigga Wayne jus adds support....HUH






Lil Wayne:


Helluh errybuddy it's that nigguhYoung Tunechi
Lookit all these nigguhs tryna eat off of muh fruit tree
I read a pussay ass muhfucka like a book
Bwoy I POP a pussay nigguh...kick his ass like uh foot...hyeeaah

Nigguh so paid you should call meh Mr Paid
Old nigguhs so sour we should call um lemonade
Bitch I got yachts like a muthfuckin dock
Tunechi spit so haaawrd they should jus call mehhh Raaawck

I pop a pussy nigguh, POP UM POP UM like balloons
Damn I sweep a muhfucka off his feet, brooms
Bout to blow shit up once again nigguh, boom
You nigguhs is dead to meh like dead people, tombs

Bitch I go so hard they should call a nigguh Hardy
N yall muthafuckas want some beef wit Tune, Arbys
So many bitches in the ruoohm bwoy, bacardi
Tunechi is tha tunafish...yall nigguhs is sawrdeens...hyeeack

Bwoy Im goin in, you should call meh dildo
Get yuh ass kicked, you should call yuhself field goal
Weezy rock so much ice, you should call meh real cold
Got so many rings they should call me Bilbo....hyeahhh

...Get yuh ass laid down like floor tile
Drizzy got dem sweaters, you should call him young orrhgyle
Nigguh so hot yuh should call me Atlantuhh
N bitch, real B's move in silence like buhnanas

Nigguh um paid, yuh should call meh Darth Paider
Showed muh nigguh Drizzy how to handle light sabers
Muhfucka um jus livin life fast forwardin
Goin so fast, yuh should call me Flash Gawrdin

Weezy F Baby from the city of New Awrlins
Nigguhs get scared when they hear muh pants roarrrin
Shoutout my nigguhs Gudda, Mack Maine n Aurrrbry
Young Money bwoy, fuck errybody....orgy.






59 comments:

  1. I died on the first Wayne lyric lmaooo

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  2. "Showed muh nigguh Drizzy how to handle light sabers" hahahaha

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  3. "You wanna BATTLE dog? Fuck that, lets compare catalogs...
    compare bank accounts, compare travel logs, compare passports, n THEN have a talk"

    If Jay spit that, that's a legit slam. Props to P-Tone.

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  4. LMFAO @ Waynes whole verse

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  5. We need someone to actually perform this , this shit is genius big ghost cant be one person comin up with this GOLD,damnn the way they talk and everythin is ON FUCKING POIINT

    "Tunechi is tha tunafish...yall nigguhs is sawrdeens...hyeeack"

    "Niggas brave after two packs a Coors, Two packs? OF COURSE
    Triple entendre you bastards off"

    reading all this *DEAD*

    lmfao at the drizzy subliminals

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  6. lol man why was the jay-z verse crazier than most of the shit he really been spittin lately tho?

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  7. That Jay verse >>>>>>> Any Jay verse on WTT

    No lol

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  8. I'm so paid you should call me Darth Paider killed me. Wayne and his forced bars, making people wait for that Carter IV mixtape-quality debacle. Dude needs to stop doing drugs and move back to HG for a while. Get that hunger back.

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  9. dude, Big Ghost, whats up with your voice? can you perform some of these bars? just cant waste this gold on some blog man, gotta bring it to the next level!

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  10. JESUS CHRIST @ that whole Falcon shit!

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  11. i think i just died a little lmao.... especially at the end with that jay pic

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  12. P tone u need to write for me dog...fuck that, real talk, lolol

    sgits fire, lets compare catalogs...

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  13. PLEASE BIG GHOST GOD MAKE MORE SONGS!!!

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  14. Drizzy got dem sweaters, you should call him young orrhgyle

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  15. FIRE!! HAha, on point! You nigguhs is dead to meh like dead people #tombs

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  16. Yo I got some lost weezy bars I don't know if you heard em yet ghost

    Excuse my lack of focus
    Its magic, hocus pocus
    I spit some shitty punchlines
    And they ignore that its bogus
    Tunechi gonna switch the topic
    But I never really had one
    Ben Franklins always frownin
    So I'm guessin I got MAD funds
    I'm with yo girlfriend lightin candles
    no it is not Hanukkah
    But still i WRAP my GIFT before I give it
    thats ironic huh
    Tune spit real shit, yall niggas just SCAT talk
    Tune fuck a bitch then stroll to the next one...CAT walk

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  17. Real ish, you need to write like 16 songs like this and then record 'em as a parody album, doing different voices for all the rappers. Pretend like it's the real rappers doin' it or say that it's just Big Ghost doin' their voices. Either way it would work. Record over any old instrumentals you can find, then put the project out as a mixtape.

    Don't act like that wouldn't go mega-viral on the internet and get your name all over the place, write-ups in magazines etc.

    You got tons of talent man. You're on point with EVERY DAMN LINE for whichever rapper you're clownin!

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  18. I have to say, that Jay verse was ON POINT!

    Really, you should record this shit!

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  19. This dudes ghostwritten Jawn for Jigga bodied Jigga's entire contribution to WTT...#SERIOUS

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  20. Damn son Jay's verse really sounded like it was jay. Damnnn we needa get this nigga tone into the studio with Dr. Dre so he can help ghostwrite that shit. Otherwise damn even my great great grandchildren ain't gon hear shit from detox.

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  21. best jigga verse in 4 years real talk

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  22. Dude how the fuck is parody Jay rap sounding better to me than real fucking Jay lines. Just confrims to me that this guy Jay has fallen the fuck off.

    I really love your stuff. Can I just say, I wish you gave The Game's album 1 Zeus slap and you gave Carter IV 2.5 Zeus slaps.

    Carter Iv definitely better than The Game RED album. Seriously.

    but your blog your rules I suppose and all that.

    Keep up the good work Thor Molecules

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  23. But in some conditions it can happen there. have Fun

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  24. Shoutout my nigguhs Gudda, Mack Maine n Aurrrbry
    Young Money bwoy, fuck errybody....orgy.

    Hahahahaaa!!! Ur a fuckin genius for real

    LPR

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  25. Funniest shit ever in LIFE! I died @ "Darth Paider" lmao smh!

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  26. "...shit went back to normal yo" lmfao

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  27. Has anyone ever revealed who Big Ghost really is? I mean, these bars are LEGIT. I would not be surprised if you are an industry cat who ghost writes for folks. I mean, I can already tell you're not some young cat from the music you know (Pat Benatar anyone?).
    Maybe you're more than one person, but even then, your blog aint full with ads, so why would a group of people do this and get no money, fame or nothing?

    Anyway, this and these other bars SERIOUSLY had me thinking Tony REALLY wrote these. This is all fiyer. Congrats.

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  28. I agree with some people commenting. You need to record this shit. It's like you ARE the rapper you're impersonating, but at their BEST level. Shiit. A paraody album like that would be amazing

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  29. LOOOOOL at these:
    "kick his ass like uh foot" thats lazy weezy spot on, making every comparison he can think of no matter how obvious!

    "Nigguh so paid you should call meh Mr Paid" OH MY GAWD

    "Bitch I go so hard they should call a nigguh Hardy"

    "Nigguh um paid, yuh should call meh Darth Paider"!!!!! Darth Paider?? thats so retarded, goddamn its beautiful

    Thank you once again Ghost. The whole intro + Hovs verse was of course brilliant as well, this just made me laugh out loud

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  30. You should record a whole album of these and then just say that it's Detox. Just put the shit out there as a parody like that. You definitely have the talent to do it, man. From my perspective, the only question is what beats you would use/make/find/steal for that project. Because in terms of skill and ability to put the project together, I don't think there's any doubt that you have that talent. I bet you could impersonate rappers well enough on the mic as well. Ability to mimic what someone would say goes hand-n-hand with ability to mimic them vocally, in my experience at least. And even if the impersonations aren't excellent, you can always play that off as Big Ghost trying the best he can to impersonate them and create the album all by himself.

    Just do the whole project in terms of "OH SH!T Big Ghost just got the lyrics to DETOX! If Dre aint gonna put this out Big Ghost just gotta record the ish himself."

    You're a fukcing master, man. You could do this.

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  31. Dead. Too funny. Please keep the posts coming you give my life meaning

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  32. Wow it took this many parodies for niggas to finally wake up and realize this nigga don't play? Ayo my nigguh ya boy Vado got bars fa days letta nigga know when the UN gon' body summa deez verses wit' Big Ghost.

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  33. "Muhfucka um jus livin life fast forwardin
    Goin so fast, yuh should call me Flash Gawrdin
    Weezy F Baby from the city of New Awrlins
    Nigguhs get scared when they hear muh pants roarrrin
    Shoutout my nigguhs Gudda, Mack Maine n Aurrrbry
    Young Money bwoy, fuck errybody....orgy."

    I JUST FUCKING DIED!!!!!

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  34. Stop tellin this man what he NEEDS to do. Do you even know who Ghost is? Man been doin it.

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  35. ^^^ its not the real ghost dumbass

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  36. I'm bummed I can't actually cop Jay spitting this over gladiator volcano shit.

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  37. "Damn I sweep a muhfucka off his feet, brooms"

    "Tunechi is tha tunafish...yall nigguhs is sawrdeens...hyeeack"

    "Bwoy Im goin in, you should call meh dildo"

    "Nigguh so hot yuh should call me Atlantuhh
    N bitch, real B's move in silence like buhnanas"

    "Showed muh nigguh Drizzy how to handle light sabers"

    "Young Money bwoy, fuck errybody....orgy."

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  38. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. movin in silence like bananas.

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  39. He showed Drizzy how to handle light sabers ?

    *Dead*

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  40. for the retard who doesn't know who big ghost is, it's ghostface killah aka the wallaby kingpin. also disputably the best rapper in a group called the wu-tang clan, ever heard of them ya dumb ass clown? anyway, that was some funny shit. "look what i WITH-standed".. such a jigga line. out.

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  41. droppin jewels my god

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  42. for the retard that doesnt know who big ghost is and thinks hes ghostface killah. you dumb ass clown.

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  43. whoever the fuck Big Ghost iz... da nigga keepin me in stitches. Don't stop can't stop!!!

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  44. is it really up for debate? u think it's a coincidence that ghostface killah has an album called the pretty toney album (hence, p-tone, ya fucking idiot)... is always talkin about wallbys and making reference to the purple tape (classic album by raekwon of wu-tang). and uses all the same new york slang? give me one reason why u think big ghost isnt ghostface killa

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  45. o man this shit is classic

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  46. For people who keep saying "how come jay verse is so crazy here" it's to let niggas know that all these assholes claiming wayne is the "Best rapper alive" need to realize he can't hold half a third a quarter of a candle to Jay-Z on the microphone. Not on his best day.

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  47. Once again, lil wayne shows how TERRIBLE a rhymer he is, and how far from an actual wordsmith he is...why do we as black people allow this ignorant shit to represent us through the arts? Why wont this homo just come out the closet and start doing drag shows and shit with RuPaul?

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  48. Except Wayne didn't actually spit that time.

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  49. Ey'body sayin Big Ghost needa hop on this shit and spit them bars, yall niggas buggin. Not ey'body can flow ya know?

    On another note, yall mufuckas is ALSO disrespectin the Ghost by implyin he ain't seen that bird n shit drop down givin him that Mosaic experience wit them Jay circa-Blueprint bars.

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  50. Wow. That Jay-Z verse is seriously sick.
    This shit is gold all around

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  51. "Tunechi is tha tunafish...yall nigguhs is sawrdeens...hyeeack"

    "You nigguhs is dead to meh like dead people, tombs"

    *falls off couch laughing*

    PLEASE do more fake songs Ghost, this shit is hilarious top to bottom....and to the fucks thinkin that 1) this is ghostface from wu tang or 2) the lyrics are from an ACTUAL jay/lil wayne song...yall hopeless.

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  52. That was terrible . wayne wouldn't say any of that

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  53. yoooo! i was really convinced this was a real song at first...both their lyrics are exactly how they rap lol...thats talent

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  54. It's incredible how you can emulate rappers' exact styles and come up with metaphors and jokes that are just as clever. You need to write rap parodies and then record them. I would buy an album that has songs mimicking JayZ and Wayne and Drake, your favorite guy ever lol. I wanna know if you wrote this all buy yourself and if so, you NEED to take this from a blog to something bigger cuz you're a genius!

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  55. For people who keep saying "how come jay verse is so crazy here" it's to let niggas know that all these assholes claiming wayne is the "Best rapper alive" need to realize he can't hold half a third a quarter of a candle to Jay-Z on the microphone. Not on his best day.
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  56. Would love to see Jay-Z and Lil Wayne together for his shows coming up in Philly and Brooklyn!

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