Whattup yall its ya boy P-Tone aka the Hands Of Zeus namsayin. I aint really gon waste too much time wit the introductions tho namsayin. Yall probably want a nigga to get rite into this shit. Word is bond. Niggas been waitin on this album for bout 3 years n shit. After son dropped his bullshit "rock" album tho....a few less niggas was waitin on this shit. Then he dropped the joint wit his crew Young Money n it was even fewer niggas waitin nahmean. Truth be told tho... thats more of a bouquet of niggas than a crew son. Im jus sayin b....maybe pluck Gunz outta that shit tho. Millz aint exactly horrible neither but he been gettin stale as fuck lately. The rest a them niggas is lightweight tho...so what you expect par? When he dropped the I Am Not A Human Being shit he seemed to be gettin back to his Dedication/Drought shit tho...so niggas started anticipatin his shit again. But then he dropped the single (you kno the one) n niggas jus abandoned this muthafucka period. Now he relyin on 12 yr old broads n the pedophile niggas that need his music in order to lure 12 yr old broads to they car for all his sales. Pretty much eybody else jus gon find a mediafire link n leave it at that son. Unless this shit actually proves niggas wrong yo. Who knows namsayin. Anyways...the god aint gon judge this shit til he gives it a listen first. So Imma chill.
1. Intro - I aint mad at this beat. This shit actually sound official. But son said "Boy Im goin in.....like my water broke" Yup....Drake wrote this shit.
2. Blunt Blowin - This shit starts out soundin like some Final Fantasy shit...but it starts to masculine up a little when the hook comes in. But then Im like hold up....this shit sound familiar yo. This nigga aint really...oh nah....yeah he did....son "borrowed" the hook from a Pat Benatar joint. For all yall 90s babies readin this shit...Pat Benatar was kinda like the Katy Perry of the 80s yo...only her joints wasnt all wack as fuck. But I aint really sweatin that jack move like that b. Either way tho.... I still aint really crazy bout this shit son. Plus the nigga talkin bout Ashton Kutcher, shootin hummingbirds n droppin suspect bars like "I do it for the money...man I am such a hooker" Yup....Drake probably wrote this one too b.
3. MegaMan - This shit also happen to be produced by a nigga named MegaMan. I dont kno who the fuck that is but the nigga Wayne need to get more creative wit these titles b. This beat knocks in the whip but still sounds like a beat I heard sumthin like 9000,1000000,000 times tho fam. Also yo.... I get how niggas bend they rhymes n try to make that shit fit together when the words dont even rhyme no type a way at all yo....like mad southern niggas get away wit that shit cos they got the drawls n twangs n shit (whattup Drake)....but when this nigga rhymed "Burger King" wit "surgery" I had to stop my hand from hittin the skip on that shit nahmean. Son also doin that extra high pitched shit wit his voice that he started fuckin wit round the time he made No Ceilings....which you might think at least ONE nigga in his entourage had told him is annoying as fuck by now. Even tho the rhymes is stupid wack on this one...the shit wasnt as effeminate as the last joint...so I dont think Drizzzay wrote this shit son.
4. 6 Foot 7 Foot (ft Cory Gunz) - I still fucks wit this joint. The niggas voice is on that fingernails on the chalkboard while chewin tinfoil shit again...but the beat is still kinda catchy nahmean. The little nigga Cory Gunz stole the show on this one yo. The corny Wayne bars got me thinkin this probably got Drizzy fingerprints on em anyways....so it never was really Gunz vs Weezy nahmean. Still...I fucks wit it.
5. Nightmares Of The Bottom - When this beat dropped all I could think was why the fuck would son throw a lullaby on at track 5? Like you really wanna have niggas fallin asleep this early into ya album fam? So Im startin to doze off n shit but then this nigga says "Im lookin in my rearview...I see the world in it....I try to slow down....n I get rear-ended". N like THAT...ya boy wide awake all over again yo. But now Im thinkin bout the fuckin line for the rest of the song nahmean. Son even had the nerve to "pause" that shit. Son you cant pause THAT. The fuck you mean? "I get rear-ended - PAUSE". Son the line wasnt even fly to begin wit....shit wasnt worth compromisin ya fuckin manhood over son. If you gay n you wanna say some homogetical shit like that its cool...Tone aint no homophobe b. I aint sweatin that namsayin. But this nigga been confusin niggas for a minute now nahmean (Exhibit A below). Word yo.....The homie Young Angel definitely wrote this shit too b.
6. She Will (ft Drake) - This shit aint exactly incredible....but I actually kinda fucks wit it. Only KINDA tho...Cos real talk son...this shit sound kinda like a rapist anthem b. Niggas soundin like they aint worried bout no damn consent at all yo. Matter fact this probably the most rapiest soundin shit since Kanye did that "Drunk n Hot Girls" joint wit Mos Def. You can practically hear Drake spittin these bars tho....probably cos he wrote em too. Matter fact this joint jus sounds like a straight Aubrey joint wit Weezy's voice on it instead. This sound like some shit where Aubrey was probably innocently makin the joint in the studio n the nigga Wayne dropped in while he was listenin to the playback. Son was probably like "Ayo Young Angel...this shit cool...thanks for the song, wodie. This MY song now nigga.....ayaaaackhhh" n then put the nigga in a headlock n gave him a noogie n shit. Drizzy mighta cried hisself to sleep that nite tho.
7. How To Hate - Cant believe I had to listen to almost 1:40 min of T-Pain doin that wack shit he does (you kno...where he opens his mouth n sounds come out) before the nigga Wayne even started spittin yo. But soon as the nigga did....I actually just wanted him to stop nahmean. "When it Waynes it pours"? Cmon son..... Like forreal b? Anyhow yo...case yall aint notice...this is basically the hook from Shut It Down son. Nah not the classic Public Enemy joint son...that tampon commercial from Drizzys first album b. Niggas thinkin they slick recyclin melodies n addin a bunch a OH OH AHHHS to that shit tho? This shit is jus mad bitchy yo. Wouldnt be surprised if these niggas went swimmin wit dolphins together after they made this shit son. Shit is jus drippin wit progesterones b. This nigga said "All I had to do was put 2 n 2 together...but that jus makes 4...but not forever...damn"....Yup Drizzy wrote this shit too son.
8. Interlude (ft. Tech N9ne & Andre 3000) - Now how fucked up is it that the best joint so far on WEEZY's album is the joint that he dont even rhyme on yo? Son jus gon let these niggas Hov his album tho on some Memphis Bleek shit. Aint like he was givin Gudda Gudda a chance to spit summa his struggle bars on this joint. Nah he let two certified beasts hop on this joint...n both a them went apeshit on this muthafucka. Son mighta jus heard these niggas snap on this beat n was like...."ummmm.... ya kno....Imma jus chill n let yall have this joint cos I left my rhymes at home n shit yall....Imma add my verse to this shit tomorrow....I gotta sore throat anyways...." n then he jus aint never even bothered. Nothin for Drake to see here yo.........
9. John (ft. Rick Ross) - First time I heard this shit was bout a month or so ago... I wasnt really feelin it back then tho. I think I prefer it to most a the other joints on this album so far tho nahmean. Maybe thats why the shit is growin on me now. Anyways....one thing I noticed is not only do a lotta Lex Luger beats sound alike...but now even Pollow Da Don beats sound like Lex Luger beats. This shit actuallysounds like a Ricky Rozay joint featurin Lil Wayne...cos this beat was pretty much already on his last album yo....twice. Pollow thinkin nobody gon notice if he sped up the MC Hammer or BMF joint. If Drizzzzzzay had any part in this shit...son mighta had a whole beer before he wrote anything nahmean. These bars are a little tougher....
10. Abortion - This beat kinda ok... Sons jus spittin nonsense on it tho. The whole thing kinda mediocre in actuality.
11. So Special (ft John Legend) - Soon as this song started playin it jus sounded like some candy ass shit b. Then it got a little tougher. But it actually was still jus some candy ass shit b. This nigga makin like 45 different references to eatin a broad out yo. We get it nigga. Son wants to snack on the box erry 3 bars tho son. Meanwhile the homie John Legend gettin his grown man on durin the hook. This shit is jus a damn mess if you ask Tone. "I spent the night in Heaven...I slept witta angel". Yup....fuck you Drizzy.
12. How To Love - Now I kno yall already heard this shit....I almost skipped reviewin this joint cos I aint really wanna say all the obvious shit you can say bout this shit son. But I might got some shit I gotta get off my chest first lord.... Whoever allowed this nigga to sit down n get his John Mayer on like this needs to get his ass beat down witta sock filled wit batteries son. This shit aint only soft b...its like softness wit techron my nigga. Son...first time I heard this joint it hurt my heart yo. I felt betrayed par. Like it really done came down to this shit b? This the shit yall muthafuckas is rockin wit now yo? Cmon son....where we gon draw line son? This is like listenin to kittens do ballet in slow motion yo. Its like bein showered wit ovaries n bellybuttons son. Its like this muthafucka jus slid on down a rainbow n landed in a big pool of estrogen before he made this shit b. Like this nigga jus pulled up in the drive-thru n ordered the McBitch combo wit extra cheese n a Diet Aveeno. Theres a whole kaleidoscope of homoeroticness happenin rite here son. Drizzy probably crochets mittens to this shit rite here yo. This that shit Drake listens to on his lavender iPod when he usin his flyin umbrella to get from point A to point B son. Rite now...as we speak...theres probably two niggas spoonin on a beach somewhere watchin eagles soar over mountains while they listen to this shit b. This song got a damn uterus son. This like some shit for niggas who rock Spanx b. I thought that when Wiz Khagina made Roll Up he hit us wit the softest shit of the last 5 years yo....like how was niggas gon outdo that shit? But THIS nigga done dropped the atomic bomb of baby thighs on us son. How does a nigga even listen to this shit yo? Im mad I had to hear this shit again at all yo. This nigga croonin wit his eyes closed like he tryna bring all the dolls in his room to life n shit....Nah fuck that shit son....I see a nigga listenin to this shit n Imma run up on him n explode him wit grenades b. I dont care if he drivin in a car wit his kids in it clappin they hands on some Kumbaya shit on they way to church son....I hear a nigga playin this shit in his whip n Imma pull him outta that shit n explode him wit grenades in front a his family b. Word is bond son. Anyways....I dont like this shit b.
13. President Carter - This shit is better. Sounds kinda like the joint Weezy did wit Dre a few years ago tho. But I aint mad at it. This shit got Drake's kitten paw prints all over it too tho. But luckily it aint the super bitchmade Drake wit the apron who bakes muffins over the beat on this shit tho. These the bars Drizzy starts spittin after he spends a weekend rollin round in his chopped El Camino down south holdin other niggas guns n mean muggin muthafuckas while he drive by throwin up B's hollerin 'Soo Woooop' while his security guards follow behind him so he can stay in touch wit "his roots". In the end...the shit got a couple corny lines....but I fucks wit it.
14. Its Good (ft Jadakiss & Drake) - Aka the "warning for Hov". I coulda sworn I was listenin to Lionel Richie's Hello at the beginning of this shit b... Anyways tho...guess niggas needed to get some shit off they chests on this shit. The nigga Kiss aint really throw any subliminals at Jay on this joint....but he should be ashamed for cosignin this bullshit. Unless he aint kno Weezy n his bottom bitch was gon "take shots at the throne" namsayin. This nigga Drizzy usin words like "comfy" n "munchies" to get his point across n shit. Then he rhymed "faded" wit "faded" wit "faded"...which niggas jus need to stop doin in general n shit. But its funny cos when the nigga gets on his angry shit he sounds like even more of a hoe son....thats jus bein honest wit yall. Listen to this nigga son. He sound like a angry cartoon hamster or some shit my nigga. SON...you are this nigga.....
Aint nobody EVER gon be afraid of you son. Matter fact you gotta be the biggest bitch on earth to even have one hair on ya neck slighty stand up cussa some shit that this nigga Aubrey jus spit on this track while he was gettin his ferocious on. This nigga probably sneezes out gummi bears son. If you punched this nigga in his stomach it would more than likely make a squeekin sound b. Fuckouttahere wit this shit Aubs. Then the nigga Weezy gon start throwin his two cents in talmbout "I'll take you out...thats a date nigga" n threatenin to kidnap Bey while he at it. These nigags is out they minds son. Word is bond. First off that nigga Drake already said he gon cry when Hov dies. Like you aint really got no way outta shit once you go on a song n say you gon cry when this nigga die son. Now you wanna try n massage ya way into dissin this nigga standin behind Weezy n Kiss tryin to flex ya muscles n shit fam? Nigga we done seen the pink canary n the owl tatted on ya back b. God forbid you go out in public n muthafuckas catch a upskirt n see the paw prints you got tatted up ya thighs son. N this nigga Wayne been already gone on record sayin how much he loves n adores the nigga. Now you mad? I cant listen to this fuckery no more son. Anyways how Wayne gon say "Nigga Im straight...my girl a faggot" knowin damn well that Drizzy standin rite there n heard what he said b?
15. Outro (ft. Bun B, Nas, Shyne & Busta Rhymes) - This got the same beat as the intro. Rite from the start...that nigga Bun set the bar THIS damn high...so I aint even kno if the rest a these niggas was gon be able to follow in his shoes...but niggas went in g. Ayo son...I jus wanna say I love that nigga Nas. Thats my muthafuckin man rite there yo. I missed the hunger in that nigga. N he been gettin shitted on for way too long...so its good to see my dude come alive on this shit b. This aint even the niggas lane son. But he snapped on this shit b. It aint the young Nasty Nas back all over...but son sounds hungry again at least. Salute that nigga son. Next the Black Rabbi Shyne is up to bat.....n even tho he soundin like a miniature Rawse on this shit...I aint really mad at his him. Busta does his usual Busta thing. I dont even remember the last time this nigga aint body a beat now. Its probably been a good 3 years now tho son. BUT....again its like the nigga Weezy jus said "naw wodie....Imma add my verse to this shit later...I forgot mines at home...." n then jus never did. So son let like 6 different niggas (sorry...not you Shyne...or you Aubs....n shame on you Jada) get on his album n body these beats...n he was only on one a the joints Im speakin bout. Nigga have a seat...
Bonus Tracks:
16. I Like The View - Wit all the faggotry on this album...this the joint he gon decide to leave off as a bonus track tho? I dont understand no more par. This beat goes son. I guess its whatever tho. Summa the rhymes is ass. Son talmbout "Mona Lisa smiles" n shit....word...you guessed it...Drizzy probably wrote this shit.
17. Mirror (ft Bruno Mars) - I feel like a bitch for even listenin to this whole song b. Congrats tho son...Vagina Monologues n Lilith Fair probably gon pay out the ass to get you to tour wit em nigga. This some shit for niggas who gotta apply Monistat 7 to they inflamed areas b. I dont fucks wit this shit at all yo.
18. Two Shots - This shit sounds like it was left off the I Am Not A Human Being joint. That aint necessarily a bad thing or nothin... But I dont even really wanna keep listenin to this shit to be honest fam....Im jus gettin bored n upset now yo.
19. Up Up And Away - This joint aint on the copy that I illegally downloaded son. Judgin by the title I dont even wanna hear this shit anyways namsayin.
Thats all I got for yall niggas. Overall this shit aint really as wack as I thought it was gon be...but there aint really no stand outs on this shit other than the joints that the nigga aint even rhymin on. How does that shit even make sense fam? The fuck is this a Dre album? Did the nigga Weezy produce the beats to those joints? I dont understand what part a the game that is lord....This nigga barely deserve any respect anymore son. I use to think son caught a lot a unnecessary flack for bein overrated. But son needs to jus sit down now. This shit is mediocre as fuck b. The god givin this shit 2 Zeus slaps outta 5....n thats bein kinda generous b. But he get 5 outta 5 Drake cat paws for this shit.
Aight peace.
Mixtape
ReplyDeleteAll the lines on this were fucking terrible....terrible terrible lil wayne lines. I kinda fucks with Blunt Blowin though...lines are still weak, but the beat bangs and I imagine my own lines when I listen to this shit....gives me orgasms...but anyways....this is really, really, really weak. This nigga last hot bars were all said by him on No Ceilings. I Am Not A Human Being is trash too except for Right Above It and Bill Gates...damn. this nigga fell off so hard. SO HARD...nigga wayne is known for not being able to stay on topic for half a bar....so no one comin here expecting substance nigga....but you are makin AN ALBUM and you want it to have no substance? you better bring your fucking DIAMOND bars with you....bars on this album sounded like Drizzy took them out of his high school backpack...them chocolate bars he aint ate cause he was too busy tasting the beauty of canada floating in the air.....fuck this album....2 stars outt 6, and I give it 2 only because of the production
ReplyDeleteYo Big Ghost, Weezy spits "Kutcher" like "Kush". Intro, Interlude and Outro all have the same beat because that's one track. And check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY1DE0mpDlU Sounds familiar?
ReplyDeleteif your dumb ass ain't notice, the intro, interlude and outro are all one song split up into 3 parts
ReplyDeleteso why would wayne record a verse 3 times on one song with a bunch of other people
out of everything he pointed out that sucks about this album you have one comeback??... and THAT is the comeback.... your wack
Deleteplus weezys verse is still shit compared to every other one on the beat
Deleteto further emphasis point gawd be tryin to make he did work on fly in, carter II, and fly out...and if your dumbass aint notice it was more then likely going to be just him on all three as a direct reference to the carter II interludes and he just can't keep us interested for that long anymore and thankfully he knew that shit cause i wouldnt wanna be hearing weezy drake up that beat once more and if he tried twice he would have been reaching DEEP into drakes man purse *pause* of bullshit non sequitors to fill that shit
Deletesorry to bump an old post but your shits got more replay value then lifestyles of the poor and dangerous and id never read the comments and dude errked me
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ReplyDeleteWayne got a bunch of 1 minute verses from legends and tried to top them all with a watered down 3 minute intro... GTFOH It is not obvious that the fag did that shit so its whatever son. The shit was weak and still got bitch smacked on his own shit. The best 2 tracks were the interlude and the Outro... Which he was NOT part of hahahaha
ReplyDeleteyeah, lol much like I expected.
ReplyDeletethis review>>>>>>>>
i love you ghost ya hilarious
ReplyDeleteNah yo...son shoulda spit on all three or jus used different beats. I guess I aint make that clear tho son. Tell that emotional nigga a couple comments up from mine to chill tho. This my house nigga...dont disrespect my couch b.
ReplyDeletehahahahah for real
DeleteAppreciate the comments tho...n love you too whoever you are...long as you not a dude.
ReplyDelete^^Hahhahahah
ReplyDeleteYour killin me with the drake shots lol...he needs to go back on degrassi
ReplyDeleteI ain't learn so much about the different types of feminine hygiene products till I read your reviews, pa.
ReplyDeleteYou should be doing be doing ads for Tampax Pearl b. On some "here's yo monthly gif - no gif receipt beeHAHAH"
YOU BOSSIN MY DUDE. PEACE TO THE GOD.
This review was more creative than the album! How long it take you to research and then write this up Ghost? An hour and a half? That's 90 minutes to produce some text that's better than a album that took Wayne 3 years and whole backup crew to construct. SMH!
ReplyDeleteLots of onpoint darts throughout but this line stands out:
"This nigga croonin wit his eyes closed like he tryna bring all the dolls in his room to life n shit"
*DEAD*
And you dudes need to stop it with the "it's all one song he split up into 3 parts" nonsense. Weakest excuse ever. Do yalls knees buckle when you say that? If I even dared come out with such a weak excuse for something, I'd probably go into reverse puberty or something. Stop it with the baby excuses my dudes. Maybe yall'd have a point if there was a fourth part in which Wayne rapped on that same beat again. But there aint. He used the same beat for three different tracks, and his own raps went first and worst on it. How can anyone justify that as a good move?
Listen to Up Up and Away. The homie Wizz Dumb produced it.
ReplyDeleteStop Hating Ghost! Wu Tang Is over & nobody checking to hear that dusty shit anymore. As much blogging as you do now hating on the next man, you could have wrote half a album by this point. Salute or sit down & stop looking for a opening act on Kevin Hart next stand up comedy gig. "Big Donny" from Richmond, Va
ReplyDeleteDamn Big Donny, guess you must roll with Wiz Khagina. Be sure to board them windows up, for real.
ReplyDelete"This my house nigga...dont disrespect my couch b."
ReplyDeletelol good shit ghost, and "wiz khagina" got me good. and all those shots at drake never get old hahaha
ey yo "Big Donny", and for the last time all you other ignorant ass dudes out there--THIS IS NOT THE REAL GHOSTFACE KILLAH. it's a parody blog you clowns.
ReplyDeleteReviews on point. This record sounds like Weezy gave up before he even started. I'm gonna link this review from my blog mang, shit's trill.
ReplyDelete"This like some shit for niggas who rock Spanx b."
ReplyDeleteThat line is classic
Big Ghost you nailed it. All we want is Weezy to get back to his Dedication/Drought shit
Funny As Fuck but a hatin ass nigga. Tha C4 is fire
ReplyDeleteits easier to critique than to create.
ReplyDeletebut truth be told, this album is garbage, this is what waka, gucci, soulja boy, and lilb's "based" interpretations will be replicated on.
oh and the afforementioned line does not apply to ghost-god, his criticisms should be featured on national geopgraphic documentaries.
fuck lil wayne nuff said
ReplyDeleteBLAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA This Shit is funny LMAO!!!! C4 is #BUBBLEGUM Forreal No Lyrics at all
ReplyDeleteOk musiq these days is Wat it is stop hating how another man get his money SMH I'm juz saying when niggas don't get or have money they seem to hate niggas that do when tha fuck we gonna support a black man period tha get money STOP HATING DON'T BY IT IF U THINK IT'S GONNA SUCK
ReplyDeleteyo god I just started reading your blog, injected the first sentence and became addicted. You're a genius and hilarious I've never been so entertained through reading in my life.
ReplyDeleteAyo son dis ya boy Boom from Brooklyn. First off you a grown ass man fuck u callin urself lil wayne... second off aint this the same picture of u when u went missing on the milk carton when u were sold to Baby in a child trafficing ring. Third off is it true u coming out wit a male line for Apple Bottoms and if u cop a Carter IV cd u get a free pair?... Fourth and foremost .... Son fa real one of ur singles u singing son.... U ARE SINGIN.... my kids gotta listen to this shit on the radio .. they crying Wayne ... roll urself up in angel soft toilet paper and burn urself alive FUCKIN DOUCHE BAG!!!!
ReplyDeleteI stumbled upon your shit about 3 weeks ago and I've been checkin' back for new shit everyday since. I dun put everybody I know up on this shit after I damn near cried laughin so hard at the softest niggas in the game posts. keep this shit up man...
ReplyDeleteAs for the album, I'm not a Wayne fan but I like this shit better than WTT. I'm HELLA disappointed in WTT...That nigga Jay just phoned that shit in and talk about baby thighs..Ye is chinchilla soft man. Crazy on the boards and his flow has gotten better but the nigga is too emotional. That said, i'm surprised you liked that shit and not this...
Yo this female 4 comments up must be leakin blood from in between her legs and shit.
ReplyDeleteYo for real, how the fuck is someone gonna spell music with a Q and just with a Z and expect anyone to take their advice seriously and shit. I'm surprised this bitch didn't use hearts to dot her i's an shit.
This bitch was probably usin one hand to type and the other hand to twirl her fuckin hair around her fingers an shit, or maybe the lollipop she was suckin on got in the way of her vision an shit, or maybe when she was kicking her legs back an forth behind her, one of her pink fuzzy bunny flip flops came off her foot and distracted her or some shit.
Big Ghost just so you know (i'm assuming this review was written up early) Jadakiss went on twitter to clear the air about the Jay "diss". He said he mailed in his verse 3 months after writing it. So he had no idea what wayne was gonna say. So the boy Kiss is innocent bruh. Just letting you know fam.
ReplyDeleteI never get tired of this clownin on Drake LMAO its like all the shit I've wanted to say ever since I first heard this nigga
ReplyDeleteyo man you are funny as fuck and i agree wit most of the shit you said to. I had to copy down that review for how to love so i could show some other ppl. Every time i hear that shit man it makes me mad that wayne would go that route. Maybe the cd will grow on me.. maybe not. Do you have a review for Hell the Sequel? That shit was hot..
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ReplyDeleteBig Ghost just so you know (i'm assuming this review was written up early) Jadakiss went on twitter to clear the air about the Jay "diss". He said he mailed in his verse 3 months after writing it. So he had no idea what wayne was gonna say. So the boy Kiss is innocent bruh. Just letting you know fam." <--Good to kno son. His verse still wasnt nothin special but Im glad he aint cosign that bullshit forreal.
"Yo this female 4 comments up must be leakin blood from in between her legs and shit.
Yo for real, how the fuck is someone gonna spell music with a Q and just with a Z and expect anyone to take their advice seriously and shit. I'm surprised this bitch didn't use hearts to dot her i's an shit.
This bitch was probably usin one hand to type and the other hand to twirl her fuckin hair around her fingers an shit, or maybe the lollipop she was suckin on got in the way of her vision an shit, or maybe when she was kicking her legs back an forth behind her, one of her pink fuzzy bunny flip flops came off her foot and distracted her or some shit." <--I dont kno if I was jus buzzin off this liquor but I was dyin readin this shit b.
Thank you to eybody else for the replies...I read all that shit n I definitely use the feedback to keep my darts sharp yo. I appreciate all that shit son. Even the comments from the hatin ass faggots. Word.
Big Volcano Hand Salute to all you muthafuckas!
So damn hilarious. Pissed myself reading this. Gonna download the interlude and the outro and call it a day. Hahhahaha.
ReplyDeleteI about DIED throughout, but what put me 6 feet was that HOW TO LOVE review lmfaoooooooooo
ReplyDeleteYo ghost you're fucking hilarious!! You speak the truth about Wayne though, haven't listened to the album but fucking hell I'm not looking forward to it now. I'll have to just to say I did it, like when you don't want to do some shit, but you're brain's saying "JUST FUCKING DO IT" and you gotta do it to stop your brain naggin' yo ass. Keep it up ghost
ReplyDeleteAy faggot ass ghost. WEEZY is clean ma nigga no drugs in da system its harder for the nigga to write da rhymes and shit dumbass. Bitch you aint shit i swear you a faggot ass hater drake is the best rapper alive next to birdman. HOW TO LOVE IS A WOMENS ANTHEM FAGGOT HOW YOU INSULT THAT! you ssen the video dumbshit niggerFUCK YOU AND YOU FUCKING DIRTY ASS SHITY COUCH MOTHER FUCKING SKANK WHORE NIGGER ASS BITCH SHIT CUNT!
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO!!! The most epic album review I have ever read in my entire life!!! This review is soooo much better than the album being reviewed that its unfair. Is there a "Watch The Throne" review?
ReplyDeleteFuck you! stop hating on singers like Bruno Mars you daumbass nigga! however, i LOVED this review, had me cracking up so hard
ReplyDeletewhoever runs this blog pretending to be ghostface is a fucking cunt
ReplyDeleteGhost major props .. Got to be honest , I didn't even know you had a site, somebody posted a link to this review on another forum and I was laughing my ass off reading every word of it. Def will be back and e-mailed like 20 friends to look into your site lol.
ReplyDeleteThat referral swag lol
The niggas coming on this site to throw darts need to chill the fuck out! If you didnt like the Ghost viewpoints get the fuck off the page and go twirl your baton and shit. Review was on point and the "How to love" review had me in stitches, almost didnt make it through the rest of the album review...Big Ups to Ghost and keep dropping them mathematics on the jelly heads..word
ReplyDeleteGhost, you're fucking up my whole day here. I'm trying to work, trying to build and put food on the table and I keep getting distracted reading this shit. Fucking genius. It makes me want to hear all these songs, even though I didn't even know rappers still made LPs before this. You can't hate on the South bending pronunciation to make rhymes fit though. It was Meth who rhymed "cloud" with "style" in one of the more infamous examples. Also, I've only heard 6'7' off this album, but did you hear Wayne's, "Sorry for the Wait" Mixtape or whatever? OoooOO...spit some serious fire there. I never understand why these motherfuckers are always so scared to drop their real shit on major distribution, studio projects. Like Em (who I'm not a fan of) was just a beast on mixtapes/demos/freestyles..and then he drops an album and every song is about Carson Daly or Hilary Duff. It's such a bitch move. I know Wayne has lines - judging from this review, sounds like he's too scared to be himself when there's going to be a wider audience. Sad. Ghost..you shut down BB Kings a few years back with Theodore Unit. See this man live, he won't disappoint.
ReplyDeleteYou're funny - about being overly judgemental. Wayne is killa, cuz he is making a killin' -- I think in terms of the tracks that were unreleased Megaman is pretty hard, (Nightmares of the Bottom / So Special / It's Good) are rather soulful. Two Shots has some of my fav killa lines: "what goes around...comes around...propellers". President Carter is somewhat in line with Dr./Mr. I think wayne doesn't usually have the sickest beats, but he brings his aura regard-less.
ReplyDelete- Double Weezy
amazing as always ghost wins oh and wayne got owed by the interlude and outro regardless
ReplyDeleteI listened to a minute of the Intro and cut it off, someone needs to get Mr Carter some Ritalin.
ReplyDeleteIt's also funny how the Wayne stans always say some dumbass shit like "regard-less" as if inventing a compound word out of thin air in first grade
Regardless is a real word. Cunt.
DeleteYou couldn't be anymore wrong about John. - WW
ReplyDeleteDude, I might nominate you for a the Franz Kafka Prize.
ReplyDeleteDude, Wayne turned you into a 'nutcase'. Whoo
ReplyDeleteBig Ghost keep doin ya thing! Me and all my boyz hooked on this blog, word up! As for this LP, after I heard "How to Love" on the radio, I wouldn't buy this LP if it was on sale for a quarter, b. Fuck wrong with this dude rappin bout hoes n pussy for a decade, now he tryna sing to the broads like Frank Sinatra. It's painful, homey. The only fans he got now and dumb chicks - real niggas ain't about that shit. It's been a long time since tha block was hot, baby. I think the block is hot pink now.
ReplyDeleteThey don't put their hard shit on albums because the labels have them pushing an agenda with the music that they're allowed to distribute. Gotta push the agenda or lose your deal lmao
ReplyDeleteBTW... that abortion of sound at the beginning of Abortion will have pro-lifers firebombing Weezy's tour bus
ReplyDeleteGhost, your are a goddamn genius man. This article was better then the damn album. Props to you for being consistently with your descriptions
ReplyDelete"This song got a damn uterus son."
ReplyDeleteYou killed me, haha!
I laughed my ass off, peace to the god Ghost.
I agree, this album is soft. I can't stand wayne's voice on 6 foot 7 foot, and this entire album just seems like filler. NOTHING like the carter 3. Wayne dropped off after droppin shit like knockout.
ReplyDeleteLoved the review, as always. Stay up ghost. Can't wait to see the god perform in Boston on the 10th at rock the bells
What happened to appreciating free-spirited hip hop? Wayne main-tain his Wa-yne.
ReplyDeleteBig Ghost - keep this writing going. You are the best thing on the internet. I'm from Toronto, and all the Drake points, as well as others are apt. The Throne review has given you a wide platform to speak from. Drake etc, are faking the funk and selling us Jim Jones Crystal Light Kool Aid. You know that this is eventually touching them and getting under their weak membranous coating. Lastly, the added brilliance of this blog is that enough people (ie the semi literate commenters) don't even get it, and those that might, don't know who Ghost is or how much of an inter-galactic lyrical wombslayer her is. Peace.
ReplyDeletePeace to the God! For the niggas saying Ghost is a hater please put the Maxi pad down and listen up! If you cant appreciate the humor and honesty the GhostDeeni is spitting kill yourself now. Take a razor and play the Ocela or what the fuck yall twinkle toes bunnies call classic ballet and put it to your wrist. Hit high notes on that shit and let the koolade blood pour..No one will stop you! The living will appreciate the end of you wasting precious Oxygen atoms and shit from the productive members of society. Anyway Great article and keep throwing these estrogen filled rappers under the bus and kick start some testosterone into their system. PEACE
ReplyDeleteThis is the Ether of music criticism
ReplyDeleteYour review is wack, not funny and non-original. Pretty much like you said all of this album was. GTFOH you dumb nigga!
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteEither this is Aubrey aka Dove soap or a tight rimstone wearing, confused sexual drake fan... get the fuck out of here!
FUCK A DRAKE, ONE LOVE GHOST!
ReplyDeleteim a fan of both wayne and drake and pretty much every artist on this album. and although i dont really agree with most of the opinions in this review, this shit had me rollin the whole time i was reading it haha..funny ass shit. but apparently ghost and some of you others are lookin for an album with every single song being hard, grimey, insane, gangsta, crazy ass thug gun totin blunt blowin music...well yeah, wayne does have some songs like that and is a blood and all that...but he's made it clear several times that he is diverse and likes to take things in another direction instead of the same hard beats hard lyrics on every single track. he isnt nas, he isnt tech, he isnt andre or jadakiss...hes wayne. if this aint the music ur lookin for, go find the shit u wanna hear. i dont like OJ da juiceman, so i dont listen to his shit and write reviews on how terrible i think he is. so i dont get why people flip their shit when they hear some shit they dont like from an artist they havent really liked for a while..just doesnt make sense to me...but again, this review shit was hilarious
ReplyDeleteAWESOME
ReplyDeleteu a dumb ass nigga...sounds like u wanna suck Drake's dick u fucking homo...stop hatin on the nigga Wayne and eat a dick bitch!!
ReplyDeleteLmao... "This song has a uterus"... GhostFace is killin em...
ReplyDeleteLOLOL. I found this site when searching google for some WTT reviews. Your review was jacked on someone elses site but at least they did link the peeps to your site right? Anyway, Your reviews are pretty good. I listen to the Albums (like red Album) first then check your credibility by reading the review later. You're pretty accurate. Only bad part is your slang which is like retarded. just say. youknowwhati'msaying. Cut and past that shit instead of writing something that don't make sense. your not speaking. geeze namsayin? LOLOL
ReplyDeleteLMFAO THIS SHIT IS FUNNY FUCK LIL WAYNE
ReplyDeletewtf, this shit dont even sound like ghost until he gets to "how to love". yall been bamboozled b
ReplyDeleteness lee
This man was on point, C4 straight trash! Wayne use to be nice until he dropped tha carter 2 after that he been repeating himself
ReplyDeleteGhost is legend...but he just lost my respect....not cus he hates waynes shit...but because that nigga has no respect....on some real shit....ghostface you aint so hot your damn self...you fell off with your irrelevant ass....only reason i saw this was cus a friend posted it....i decided to see what you thought....but i regret it...cus i sincerely lost some respect for you
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU GHOST!
ReplyDeleteTERRIBLE CRITIC
You are honestly one of the worst haters.
ReplyDeleteHow to love is totally meant for you.
Be enlightened.
this album go hard...here go more new yorkers hating on anything not new york lol
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Big Ghost on point as usual. Wayne been garbage for years, hopefully yet another garbage record will cause some niggas to see the light. Though it'll prolly sell like mad to all the 13 year old bitches out there. Only times I was listenin' that wasn't corny as fuck were the interludes where Wayne wasn't even on the track.
ReplyDeleteGod damn garbage. The album, not the review. This shit had me rollin'. Props GHOST.
Best review/reviewer ever.
ReplyDeletedamn there are some butt-hurt muthafuckas on here. y'all act like turdman is pimpin' your fuckin' ass out on tour the way you're stanning for this bullshit album. when "how to love" came out i knew this shit was gonna be softer than a wet sack of baby nutz. lil' weasel fell off when he dropped "the carter III" doing that emo fag rock shit. now he wanna be a sk8er rat and market his music to yuppie whyte trash, JUST like jiggaboo man and other rap artists out there. it's like these rappers are abandoning their roots and original fans to reach a "broader audience".
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Drake tryin to come hard out of nowhere at Jay. I ain't even really down with Jay these days but he'd still fuckin disintegrate Aubrey's dumb ass if he even chose to acknowledge that shit.
ReplyDeleteall this shit is funny cause its true
ReplyDeletekeep up the good work g
FUCK CARTER FANS.
ReplyDeleteGhost & Wu-Tang are FOREVER ALIVE and they beat the shit outta carter ANYDAY and this is comin' from a fuckin white girl alright?! Wayne's pussy shit. He's got like 9 stitches from a skateboard incident to show for his fuckin career and some jail time over pussy shit. DUDES A PUSSY get the fuck over it.
I love you Ghostface <3 ALLLLLWAYS.
^^Dumb White Bitch This Aint Tha Real Ghostface^^
ReplyDeletelmfao, get on ya knees and out of tha computer chair....do what you good @
LOL it's amazing how MAD people be getting...."this aint the real ghostface!" SOB SOB ANYWAY...genuis status. This blog is a movement and may single handley body alot of whack careers
ReplyDeletePeople still don't get it... THIS ISN'T THE REAL GHOSTFACE KILLAH...hah, yes there are some butt-hurt Wayne stans out there...damn!! There's better shit out there than this (not even considering WTT)...same pointless argument about how someone hating cuz he's making money...blogger NEVER talked about him hating cuz he's selling..fuck outta here with that...
ReplyDeleteBEST REVIEW I EVER READ IN MY LIFE!! ahahaha put it better than i ever coulda ever said it myself - on point & had me laughing all the way through. & the review on "how to love" --- marry me please.
ReplyDeleteyou a fuckin bater im about to step in your house shit on your rug and fuck your couch nigga.. Obv by your review you dont like any music that has a meaning besides toting guns and being gangster. Yeah your review was kindof funny at times but a third grader could have thought of it. As far as the features every rapped featured on the cd came out to pay homage to Wayne listen to the verses. Moons gives a fuck what you think about Wayne he has hip hop vets satin he's the best thing yet. Go listen to what KRS said about Wayne. He's got Nas rapping that he doesn't like doing songs wit niggas but he will for Lil Wayne.. how many fucking times can you say b in one shitty ass blog. Go to fuckin school. As far as waynes music this isn't his best, but he is progressing as an artist and isn't afraid to make shit that someone other than "real niggaz" can listen to. You are a fucking retard. Fuck your house nigga and Drake writing for Wayne is the stupidest shit I have ever heard.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that you go by ghostface shows that you have some following towards him which goes to show that you have no fucking taste in music. Ghost barely had a run and is fucking garbage. This is the worst blog I've read to date.
ReplyDeleteThis dude deleting all the bad comments and posting good one under the alias anonymous himself. If you don't like Wayne don't review his shit. You are a nobody and you have probably never made ANYTHING remotely creative in your life. You can't even understand Wayne thinking his rear ended line was gay? Are you seriously thinking about fags that much. Come out of the closet already if that is what you picked up from that line. Quit lying to yourself and embrace what you are... a faggot. Then maybe one day you can make a review worth reading and not this garbage shit. I couldn't finish reading I was losing too many IQ points. Hoodrats respond to you. From the way you talk I am surprised you can even afford a computer. Damn.
ReplyDeleteGhost is just a bitchass hater, got off his dick already if you got that much to say? and why dont you go suck on drakes dick, cause you bring him up at the end of every paragraph. you a lowlife fake ass thug that can't spell for his life. you sound like a 12yr trying to gangsta with lines in your head. WAYNE IS AT THE TOP. wack lyrics or not. he doing shit you aint never even came close to, now lets all be real, you aint shit. stop talking like you some music writer.
ReplyDeleteOne faggot will always = 10 comments on this site I swear.
ReplyDeleteKeep up this genius shit Big Ghost
-Sparks
More than half you bitches are going to sit here and take shots at Lil Wayne n Drake - then turn around and buy this album come August 29th.
ReplyDeleteDelete some more comments and write more to yourself from anonymous we see you deleting the posts that don't talk about how hilarious you are you frekin gremlin
ReplyDeleteit doeesnt get any softer than Aubreezy
ReplyDeletelmfao your fucking hilarious man, good shit and true shit, especially about the rick ross beat makers. Holla toronto fuck drizzy lavender
ReplyDeletejust one thing though, why does everyone have to be tough, like why does drake have to be tough or sound tough? he never claimed that he was gangsta or that he was that kind of rapper.. just saying what i read from you it makes it sound like anything has to be tough or it sucks.. guess thats what happens when you grow up a certain way in the hood or whatever.
ReplyDeletejust found this shit lookin for reviews, and lmfao I was fucking crying reading this, you're killin me with drakes fuckin paws lmfaoo.
ReplyDeletegot me as a fan, im bout to read all your shit now.
but I still love me some weezy
So any song not about selling drugs or shooting people is soft? GTFO
ReplyDeleteSame shit, he needs a new gimmick, and more creativity!
ReplyDeleteYour review is funny as fuck!!!!
ReplyDeleteNobody said niggas ALL gotta be tough. Got dam...yall muthafuckas read blogs or do yall jus skim thru em? Yall sound like some sensitive ass bitches askin me that shit anyways yo...
ReplyDeleteN to that bitchass muthafucka sayin the kid is deletin comments....nigga I aint doin shit. But if that shit looks spammy as fuck it automatically goes to the muthafuckin spam box you retarded ass muthafucka. That bein said if I wanted to delete that bullshit Imma do what the fuck I wanna do you rat faggot ass muthafucka. Do I be goin to faggotassnigga.com or wherever the fuck you do ya shit n say hey faggotassnigga owner...can you stop bein a bitchass crybaby cockblower? Nah I dont b...but read summa these comments...do it looklike I be deletin shit? Nah...not at all...so stop tuggin on my dick you bitchass weepin willow crybaby muthafucka. Shouts to all my intelligent folk...I love yall.
Aight peace.
Wow. You sure got him. Dumbass.
DeleteI disagree with anyone who thinks this is not the real Ghost. Just dont see who wants to pretend to be Ghost. If you hatin' on Ghost, you full of it. As far as the critique goes, I thought it was a lil' harsh. Like rapper hatin' on other rappers. that's the last thing hip hop needs. anyway, I love Ghost. I think Wayne is nice. I became a fan when he made the song for his pops back in the day. After the autotone I wasn't all for that. Drake, whatever, he's really and R&B emcee lol. I dont think no artist of Wayne's caliber has to find a ghostwriter. Right Ghost?. Namsayin. He's not Dr Dre, he's Lil Wayne. He might have a lot of BS but he doing his thang. Cant none of you rhyme so just be fans or haters, but if you aint got nothing good to say... PS shout out to my mom, All that i got is you... ...but she's her own woman and due to me I respect that I saw life for what it's really worth and took a step back...
ReplyDeleteThis really isn't the real Ghostface Killah.
DeleteYou think he can be fucked to do this shit?
so hard to write a critique bashing every song to get laughs
ReplyDeletebig ghost doin big things smashin hoes and stayin hydrated im fucken with it man, keep on doin what u do
ReplyDeleteSpeak English nahmean?
ReplyDeleteDunno about Drake writing for Wayne. I always thought Wayne ghostwrote for Drake and Nicki (he def doesnt write for Birdman) Tho ghostwriting for Drake probable made Wayne soft
ReplyDelete"This is like listenin to kittens do ballet in slow motion yo. Its like bein showered wit ovaries n bellybuttons son." <--- THIS.
ReplyDeleteActual genius! Found this blog through the #WTT critique. Thank you and please keep up the good work!!!
This is one of the most hilarious posts I've read in a long time. Will def be reading your blogs more and more.
ReplyDeleteSomeone tell this nigga Wayne to stop skateboatding. U BLACK.
ReplyDeleteKEEP THEM REVIEWS COMING GHOST!!!
I'm tryna keep spirit when the "ghost disappear"
ReplyDeleteWeezy F baby and the F aint for fear
-Double Weezy
"This that shit Drake listens to on his lavender iPod when he usin his flyin umbrella to get from point A to point B son."
ReplyDeleteShit is hilarious! Big Ghost is a comedic GENIUS. Hey Tone, you gonna review the VMA's from last night? Cause A LOT of wack shit went on there.
yo mane. u iz da stoopadezt riter i ever red in ma lyf. gnome sane? u rily no u iz ritarded! werd! u gotz a waya sane tings dat maik lota centz! yo. eye has a gud tym redein' diz cuz yo it flo lyk a clasik gnawvel. u ryt bowt gud az dat shaykspier mufukr. werd yo. kiyp up da gud wirc. nevr ceen sutch a slawtir uv da inklysh langwij yo. plise lern ta ryt - or shud da fuk up. u r a embarizmint tu all peepil hoo uze dar braynes nigga.
ReplyDeletehuh ^^^^pot calling the kettle black
ReplyDeleteIt's a parody of Ghostface, you hilarious muhfucker (sarcasm, genius).
ReplyDeleteFucking hilarious but idk why you keep saying Drake is southern...
ReplyDeletethat bitch is CANADIAN. thats like the furthest you can get from southern!
>>>reason 1<<<< Ummm...no. Pot calling the kettle stupid. If this is 'sarcasm,' it's far from genius. It's still the butchering of a once beautiful language and reveals true ignorance or extreme contempt.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't 'parody' either. This is someone who may have a grasp of the English language, but dumbs it way the fuck down to play to the ignorant crowd of retards who would read it - and actually get something from it.
It's called 'pandering' when you write 'down' to your audience and it seems that's what's happening here because no respectable writer can possibly use the words 'tho,' 'Summa,''tryna,' 'wit,' etc. etc. and THEN use the words 'mediocre,' necessarily,' 'kaleidoscope.' Which is it? Why is he picking & choosing certain words to spell properly and others to 'urbanize.'
This is the work of someone who has an opinion and no education OR it's someone who is placating his audience with condescending, derogatory, stereotypical, racial defamation and utter contempt.
My guess, from the structure and the incredible amount of grammatical errors, is that it's the former. But I could be wrong and this is just someone who is simply making fun of his readers - all to their delight. Either way, it's really sad. And it's incredibly poor writing.
Rae, Ghost and Capppa at Rock The Bells SF 2011 Hot Shit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN8ugl30NHw
ReplyDeleteYo this nigga ghost or what ever this bull shit site is...is just a hatter yo,,he slamed every track,,then gon holla bout it ant as bad as i thought,,yu just a bitch nigga ghost and dont erase my comment.this real talk i know yu tryna get some traffic on yo site,, but the best way to do that is to speak on how you really feel.and the hatters gon hate thats understandable they just dick riddin(bandwagon)
ReplyDeleteDam, niggas really took time out of there day to juss hate to the max on weezy smh I feel sorry for yu bruhh. Yu a cyber thug, juss top it fam. Smh x2
ReplyDeleteSo many butt hard fuckers in here who dont know rap music. c4 sucks stallion cock, for real.
ReplyDeleteI completely lost it at "atomic bomb full of baby thighs"
ReplyDeleteI feel like I just hyperlinked into a completely different world... and had no idea people actually spelled out 'nahmean'.
ReplyDeleteYour review of 'How To Love' is the funniest shit I've ever read in my life. My stomach hurtin' like a muthafucka from laughing so hard. Mary Poppins uterus rainbow sheeit...LOL. :]
ReplyDeleteI loled so hard at what you said for 'How to Love' hahahahahaa!!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Weezy and Drake stans are as soft as How to Love....
ReplyDeletePeace Ghost! Yeah I'm With You.. I Think This Whole Lil Wayne Movement Is Overrated As Though This Homosexual Movement Is On The Rise With A Vengeance.... I'm Not A Homophobic Lord, But With This Undercover/Downlow Rapper(Lil Wayne) Taking Everyone's Mind... I Don't Know G, And I'm Not Going To Buy This Album. I Heard it Too And I Wasn't Impressed.. But That's Just My Opinion. Peace God!
ReplyDeleteHey, I like Drake & Wayne, but... I fucks wit you.
ReplyDeleteYour shit is comedy gold son!!!
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work and fuck the haters nahmean.
Ayo did u hear that Wayne has been projected to sell 850-900k in the first week!!!
The world is on its ass son.
Peace from finland
SH
ahahahaha this shit is fucking funny as fuck, i should have blazed before reading this... yes i fucking agree that 'how to love' shit is fucking trash to the fullest effect.
ReplyDelete"Its like this muthafucka jus slid on down a rainbow n landed in a big pool of estrogen before he made this shit"
LMMFAO AHAHAHAHHA OHHH SHIT..i can picture drake n wayne holding hands sliding down the rainbow
this album is wack , its so wack it hurts
ReplyDeleteFuck this nigga dissin Wayne and Drake, they gettin money,its entertainment, nobody takes this shit serious, I know I dont. The niggas want to reach out to the white side of the world, more power to them, gotta go where the money at, cause white folk pay, niggas download for free!
ReplyDeleteand fuck yo couch nigga!!!
ReplyDeleteLLS @ this review as usual my dude!
ReplyDeleteSee alot of hurt feelings and emotions (Mariah style) all up in this piece LOL.
****For those trying to diss the real artist that is Dennis Coles, that nigga artistry on a whole nother plateau, carried the flag, staff and banner consistently for yeeeaarrrrs, still doing it, for those that know and matter he BEEN considered "AVANT GARDE" in the art world nigga, don't know what it means? LOL look it up!!!!!!!Ghost bleed hip hop young, one of the few, it's just him thru and thru. Some of ya'll "need to get a lesson in hip hop detection" Del, now back to your regularly scheduled program.
Who really goes around posting and blogging about famous people? Why would take time out your life, and say something negative about someone at the top of the music charts. Musicians are Godly blessed people that have used there talents to there advantage. I am poet,lil wayne,or drake holla at me positive but,real. jibri019@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteayo ghost. the reviews mad on point, and I hope one day when future civilizations look back on our culture, and this period in music in the annals of history that include such names like Lil Wayne & Drake, that somewhere a little further down the line from those names are "were loss to us due to tragic death of homo-animal rape." cause u know they music so flamboyant, shit makes gay-waves and anything that hear it instantly turns homo. Niggas workin at the zoo bumpin how to love, mothafuckin next thing u know they gettin raped by animals gone swirly, feel me, them young money niggas curvy, fruity, swirly, n all that. Niggas could bump How to Love next to a movie theatre playing Die Hard 1, where this nigga fuckin niggas up with no shoes runnin n glass n shit...into some ryan gossling, running with some dandlilions after some bitch in every movie hes ever been in, shit could turn genghis khan into chaka khan, when you put they tracks on pro tools the soundwaves all look like teddy bears stars and penises, niggas turned the game into radio disney, mad soft, iv heard harder shit from justin beiber featuring selena gomez, produced by elton jon, co-written by rou paul, in a room full of newborn babies giggling, with a cute old grandmother knitting next to a fire hummin the harmony n shit. Music Young Money make is straight breast milk my nigga, its metaphorically sounds equivalent to triple quilted tampax pads with little bunny and heart designs with ruffles my nigga. shits straight bootysauce. - Sya. Peace to the Wu.
ReplyDeleteDamn Ghost!!! Thanks for the real talk. You stepped up and said what everybody has been thinkin for years about the mediocrity that this pop star has been shittin out and callin hip hop.
ReplyDeleteSeriously man, i can't get enough of your blog! It's hard to visit this place without bursting in laughter and falling off my chair. I swear i was almost choking to death the other day... Just a testament to your genius yo! It's like your ahead of our time or something b! This is too much to handle!
ReplyDeleteAnd nevermind these corny motherfuckers who can't take a goddamn joke while uncontrollably bleeding out of their twats. There's not enough tampons to stop that kind of leakage apparently. Not even Drake's pompons could prevent the flooding of blood period you cause from all the feelings caught because of your genius son! In other words, keep up the good work! Word is bond!
Actually, "Up Up and Away" isn't what you think it is. It's a proper rap song, not some stupid soft song... Timbaland's beat is pretty hard.
ReplyDeleteFugg all you mothafuggin Lil Wayne stans... ya'll need to use some lube before taking Weezy in the azz cause ya'll sound butt hurt for real.
ReplyDeleteThis sh!t just for fun yo... even though Big Ghost speaks the truth cause C4 gets two day play... and you archive that sh!t.
Wayne lyin about kidnapping Bey anyways, n!gga just tryin to steal Beyonce's clothes... ya'll saw him rockin that zebra spandex... don't get mad at Big Ghost... holla at Weezy.... and ya'll fuggin need to hit a Weezy stan site with the quickness so ya'll can suck each other knobs & sh!t.
Ya'll really believe i'mma pay for C4? Mayne, that sh!t was downloaded so fast i wasn't even listening to it anymore by its release!
Peace supreme to the God Big Ghost for holdin' it down... stapleton's finest i'm tellin ya! Park Hill where you at?!
Sheit had me dyin over here!!!!
Fugg these butt hurt mothafuggas... tell Wayne & Drake to stop pokin ya'll!
WU-TANG SUUUUUUU REPRESENT!
BIG GHOST = GOAT
ReplyDeletegetting tired of hearing people who claim themselves to be RAPPERS, and spit a verse acting hard talking about guns and bangin, but then proceed to SING THE FUCKING HOOK. half of these faggot ass 2 second though out hooks could be made by ANYBODY and in NO WAY should people be getting love or respect in your music when you truly do not deserve it. If your a teenage girl in highschool or just straight up homosexual i can see why drake and weezy are your favorite " RAPPERS". But dont you come to me saying you are a ride or die hip hop fan and say WEEZY is your boy, and if i asked you who BIG L is you would say BIG WHO? and like many have mentioned half you soft ass listeners dont know shit about rap or hiphop, or even know what the elements of hiphop are. For some reason people want to hear wack music nowadays i dont even understand it. I mean think about it, i remember growing up in the 90s hearing mad biggie naughty by nature fugees mad DMX which i cant hate on because he did his thing, coming strong as fuck with hell its dark and hell is hot. People spitting about real shit going on in time, or relating to their lives. As an avid writer/rapper i can see how you can rap about whatever techincally, because on the mic you can be who every you want. TO A CERTAIN POINT. when you talking about CHOPPAS MONEY BITCHES and have NONE OF THE ABOVE its about that time you need to shut the fuck up and do yourself a favor before you make yourself look bad. CANT SAY how many times drake rhymes with the same EXACT word, how the fuck you going to rhyme ME with ME four times back to back just different words in front of ME. RAPPERS TODAY ARE LAZY AS FUCK BUT THINK THEY ARE PRODUCING HOT SHIT. because nobody takes the time to stop settle down listen to the lyrics and realize WHAT THE FUCK THESE PEOPLE ARE SAYING LOL. rap about slapping bitches, and if you ever make it, people will expect you to be that person who slaps bitches if that makes sense. mad heads are getting the wrong idea from shit, i mean prob half of these fans are girls anyways but i mean damn, how much can you take. A major radio station in my area claims to be the hottest station for hip hop and R&B. THE ONLY real hip hop ever played is either real late night, samples from old ill tracks used in new WACK tracks, and a thing they call " BACK IN THE DAY BUFFETT" during noon time. ALL DAY they play the SAME TRACKS OVER AND OVER, all BULLSHIT AUTOTUNE, NO HIP HOP WHATSO EVER. Bullshit artists on autotune singing their hooks. ALL R&B straight SOFT SHIT. and most of your favorite artist talk about lies so how you going to possibly inspire me. I get inspiration from how foolish these mother fuckers sound, SPIT THE TRUTH OR GET THE FUCK OUT THE BOOTH. stop making music for some teenage sluts who want to ride your dick, because of how FLAMBOYANT you sound on your RAP SONGS lol. really wack that some people cant even WRITE their own shit, you fake wannabe artist get your own swag, like biting someone elses graffiti style that shit doesnt get no respect straight HATE. really annoyed with music today, cant stand hearing the same wack club tracks pitbull needs to shut the fuck up. hope everyone hates this comment because at the end of the day, the true mother fuckers know its true, and the fake weak hearted closed minded mother fuckers will hate as usual. some people actually deserved to make it regardless of how wack they really are. BUT OTHERS who deff dont deserve it and have made it right now, you are very very lucky because you suck and someone with more talent whos underground right now deserves it more then you do, end of story
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU! i swear people i know think this shit is a classic i got all the dedications and droughts and this just isnt weezy i dont even know who the fuck he is anymore "My shit never stops suck my greenlight" smh enough evidence right there
ReplyDelete"Hate is music to my ears, I got my dancing shoes on" -Lil Wayne
ReplyDeleteSome of us r lovers but most of y'all haters I just
ReplyDeletePut up a wall and they just wallpaper. And niggas claiming
Y'all know the game y ain't y'all in it? Prolly
Bc Wat y'all think is fire prolly ain't.
Album was definitely weak but not as weak as this blog... son
ReplyDeletecouple of folks posting that the demographic is broading to white folks..... if rappers didnt have white music fans...they would have been broke before run d.m.c. could afford some adidas..remember that... this album is agreed mediocre at best.. honestly the best hes put out was no ceilings no doubt...
ReplyDeleteDamn I used to be a ghost fan ... Now I see the nigga just a hater!.... I haven't heard a new ghost song since cher che
ReplyDeletele ghost... Dissapointed to say the least... I gues that's what happens when ur washed up
shit was iight tho. it's a solid 3, tho that nigga drake is softer than baby thighs
ReplyDelete"Hate is music to my ears, I got my ballet slippers on" -Drake
ReplyDeletei aint never seen a nigga who needs a life more than you, seriously you dont know shit about rap so, c4 is the shit and its outselling bad meets evil, watch the throne and every other rap album out there, so why dont you do your sorry ass a favor and get laid, move out ya 89 year old granny basement, get a real job and stop malesting yea baby cousins and while your at it recognize real fuckin talent NEGGA!BIG Ghost my azz you small ass casper
ReplyDeletebravo1 - GFK done put out 5 albums since cherchez la ghost and they was all bangin...you was probably under the lavander and sequin spell of various other faggot music you like though so it's all good kid...pick up Apollo Kids if you want to try to regrow ya fuckin testes it might not be too late...nah, it probably is you fucking cake boy
ReplyDeleteThe gawd got these niggas mad, b.
ReplyDelete"If you sleepin' on me nigga, I hope you toss and turnin'..." Wayne wrote that line with you in mind mister review. I love how you think your opinion matters somehow because a bunch of ignorant niggas with an education that borders on maybe 9th grade agree with you (Also note that yours borderlines that.) Maybe if you got your head out of the commercial industries ass, you would be able to see that Wayne has evolved so that asshole like you will continue to speak his name. As they say, "No Press is bad press." Maybe you're a washed-up failed rapper with weak mixtapes who's just salty that even this trash is better than anything you've EVER done in anything ever. That seems about right. Can't get a job because you sound like you just got off a boat from Africa. So you vent your frustations on the more successful. More to the point, Intro, Interlude and Outro were originally the same song, hence the same beat and Weezy's voice can be heard on all 3 tracks. The song was seperated to give each set of rappers their shine because everyone had a good verse. I find that very kind of W. Carter. As for the indiscriminate Drake hate because he was actually successful BEFORE he got in the game, it's called a JOB bro. J-O-B, it's the word of the day. Lulz, love that impromptu Friday reference. I'm too funny. You should get your GED and go to a tech school and get one. K, salty-sweet trail mix ass nigga? Did I mention just reading this gave me a headache? You wrote this in the ebonics of ebonics, you created a new level of stupid. Congrats on that though. A win is a win, even if everybody who agreed with you should win themselves a Darwin Award for following someone who's so incredibly void of any actual intelligence. As for a REAL analysis of Tha Carter IV(Kind of sad I have to do your job for YOU):
ReplyDeleteThe album is worse than Wayne's previous efforts, probably a few notches above Rebirth though. Wayne has evolved past "gangsta" because G-Rap is dead. (Sorry, Game) He's doing what made C3 so good (sale-wise). He's GONE COMMERCIAL. It sells, it's smart. Don't hate the player, hate the game. EVERYBODY's contributions are welcome and make the album work very well. Almost exactly like C3 but with better talent. Gone is Kid Kid and comes in the lyrically talented Drizzy Drake and boy, does he impress. Ultimately though, the album will replaced with new, not necessarily better albums. It's just not that memorable. Everyone has flops. Oh well.
Rating: 3.5/5
Just try listening to good artists, Cage and Childish Gambino for starters.
DLaiiT what tha fuck you smokin son
ReplyDeleteayo these cotton candy ass tissue ass marshmallow ass niggas gotta get out tha booth forreals
LOLW@ this tool DLAiiT insulting a persons intelligence when he keeps thinking this is the real GFK.
ReplyDeleteAlso, to all the butt devastated haters that can't take a joke, you realize P-Tone be getting money from this right?
Up Up and Away is kinda tough actually.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, this album is marshmallow eyelashes
Ghost you a fuckin FOOL cuzzo. Next tme i come thru imma make sure i put on a fresh pair of Depends tho..
ReplyDeleteThanks ghost. My boy used to love that young money crap.intill u put out the top ten weakest emcees in the game. O just to show u how much this curt schilling look a like loves Wayne and drake holmes said they have more money then Arod...wow I could not make that up...peace god.
ReplyDeleteI'll stick to the old school. fuck rap. hip hop is dead-
ReplyDeleteoh and p.s.- Drakes from my home town; to be quite honest, he ain't even as hard as he did when he first broke out. strait chicken pluck shit bro.
ReplyDeleteBAWWWWWKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ReplyDeleteyo, peace god(ghostface). i'm not a wayne fan at all, i was cool with him at first though i didn't really listen to his music even before the first carter, but when he started throwing that "greatest rapper alive" shit it threw me off. like who are you comparing yourself to? cause there are sup par rappers that will eat his food(pause)not to mention the ill ones. i'm sure drake pens most of the verses for that camp and now they got corey gunz and i'm sure he's probably doing the same. it's all good though, fake it til ya make it and if heads know that your faking it and still rockin with you that's cool. out. WU-TANG FOREVER!!! @
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ReplyDeleteproof that aubrey is a shugga booty fruity-patootie:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESylUaigS7w&feature=player_embedded
Yo, on the real side, I almost cried from laughing so much and so hard when he described 'How to Love'. I actually listened to a couple of tracks off the album. I want to buy it just to tape myself destroying it and post it on youtube. This album is less than trash; to be accurate, it's like fresh baby shit, but with the stench of a dog's shit.
ReplyDeleteThis was by far the funniest freaking review i have read in a while and whats funnier is that it was TOTALLY serious...Good looking God i look forward to reading more of your reviews.
ReplyDeleteYou have to start opening for your own shows with some standup. And what's up with all these sensitive vaginas with Nancy Regan senses of humor? You're friggin HILARIOUS, and that's from a SAH white mom who shot out twins but apparently still has tougher nipples than these whiny-ass hater-haters.
ReplyDeletemuch love ghost. another excellent review. admittedly one of the best parts of these reviews is seeing how you can work drake into it LOL
ReplyDeletekeep doin' it brother
that how to love review was making me cry, what a classic
ReplyDeleteDamn this nigga be hating for fun on YM, get a life, they getting money, you getting mad.
ReplyDeleteYour review merely is concerned about Drizzy's involvements in the tracks. Wtf? did he send u a Text message and inform you about it? Drizzy's rhymes are really amazing, and are a trillion times better than this below-nursery-standards bullshit!
ReplyDeleteDrake is terrible. If you think his lines are amazing you need to quit Hip-hop and life.
ReplyDeleteEverybody that is talkin shit about ghost's opinion on wayne and aubrey must be deep in love with them niggas lol It's his blog and his opinion let that dude say what he want on his site if ya dont like it dont read it, that simple. Ghost keep up the work this is hilarious
ReplyDeleteThe whole album sucked.....his mixtapes sound better than this...and the only good songs on here were the ones he didn't rap on smh.....wayne is probably one of the most overated niggas ever
ReplyDeleteLil wayne is a disgrace to hip hop and if you disagree than you lack intelligence
ReplyDeleteYall have me crackin up you guys need a youtube channel or somethin to do these reviews just reading this sh*t has me rollin
ReplyDeleteI finally have a reason to listen to this album. Gonna enjoy listening to each song as I read your review on each. Hope it's as accurate as Drake's daily rectal thermometer reading (damn it, I couldn't resist trying).
ReplyDeleteNC(MONK) this IS what got pac demonised and rap as whole infilltrated with bitch shit,HIPHOP IS ABOUT REAL IDENTITY AND SKILLS, AND NOT THIS DILUTED DEMONIC SHIT THEY DROPPING, LACED WITH HOMO VIBES.BIG GHOST ,WU TANG OR THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE SAID. F ALL THESE SALTY BRAD PITT ASS NIGGA'S AND NIGGETTE'S
ReplyDeleteYo Ghostface needs to do standup for real, this shit is too funny mang. Ayo its The Kitten Whisperer aka The Harvester of Pauses aka The Taio Cruz of Hip Hop aka Young Garnier Fructis aka Jennifer Aniston's favorite emcee....n the homey most likely to have a gateway to Narnia in his closet aka The Michael Buble of Rap lol
ReplyDeleteThe Interlude was the coldest track on the album. Everybody on it smashed it...except Wayne. And he does about a 3 1/2 minute verse on one version of the song. Its nothing special compared to everyone else's though. I think he paid Busta, Nas, and them, heard the song then was like, "well damn...um...shit...it's too late to take them off the track...them niggas killed it...*listens to his verse* wow...maybe I should try again." But failed. lol
ReplyDeleteAnd was it just me or did the album sound like a mixtape. Alot of the songs didn't even have hooks.
Big Ghost is a fuckin hater. nahmean, nahmsayin fam?
ReplyDeleteYeah Drake Aka Young Maxi Pad Had His Cub Paws All Over This Shit Son...Thought iWas Listenin To A Madonna Album For A Sec B Had Tho Go Listen To Some N.W.A & Box My Pitbull To Feel Manly Again Slime Smh
ReplyDeleteGhost...whad da hell do you like out der???
ReplyDeleteI am so mad I am just now reading these ghost. I hate the spa rap movement.
ReplyDeleteyo God, word is bond, that nigga wayne spits "i know you fake nigga, press your brakes nigga" on that trak it's good, the same fucking trak with Drake spitting right before him God! Son that nigga wayne is crazy and mad respect but sometimes he ain't listening to himself b--. peace.
ReplyDeleteTrès drôle, je kiffe ta critique de l'album mec. D'accord à 100 pour 100. L'album est décevant. Wayne sait rapper (qui peut dire le contraire?) mais à part President Carter et She will, combien de bons morceaux sur l'album?
ReplyDeleteI don't get why those hatin ass n**as be dissin my Young Mula crew. Me and my billionares took ages to release my s**t because I was in jail and I didn't get to record it with Baby, Drizzy, and all my other homies. People are sayin How To Love was terrible but I personally made that song and I think it's the best b***h out of all my girl's on the album. And 6 foot 7 foot, I hired Gunz to be featured. He's part of my gang but he can't f**k s**t and he only got to be on here because he wasn't on my earlier albums. For John, I remember tellin that gay p***y n***a Rick Ross that I wanted Drizzy on but that ho said he'd sue me if I didn't include him because I was using his song's. It probably wouldn't have gone to court anyway unless that white cracka judge was Georgia... Bush. She Will was my second best song on this album and it had Drizzy Drake who tracks are real s**t. He a real YMCMB n***a. To finish this, I have to say, this album is the real b***h and all you hatin ass n***as are f***ing p**sies. From, Lil Wayne
ReplyDeleteYes the album sucked, dick.
ReplyDeleteReally tho.. hands of Zeus is the funniest mutherfuker on the god dam planet. i almost pissed myself laughin so fukin hard. my boy stated sweatin he was gettin such a laugh workout. I honestly have no idea how the fuck he came up wit that Marry Poppins shit with the lavender Iphone... but i literally laughed to the point where my stomach hurt enough that i had to get up, take a break, and come bak to this shit. u are one funny motherfuker Zeus
ReplyDeleteYou gotta respect anyone who has achieved the popularity and financial level that he has. It aint easy, You try it. Exactly. And always remember, grillz are a symbol of success.
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