Ayo whattup. You back in the presence of the grand imperial Cocaine Biceps aka the Muhammad Ali of this blog shit aka the Leonardo Da Vinci of this blog shit aka the muthafuckin Dalai Lama of this blog shit namsayin. And yo...I aint got no problems wit none of yall other rap blog niggas but I WILL fuck ya whole shit up if it comes down to it nahmean. Jus based offa principle n shit. Like I told yall before...yall aint got enough beans in ya maracas to rumba wit the god. But lemme get into the shit I came here to do... By now yall short attention span havin ass niggas probably got a chance to listen to that Dedication 4 joint by that rodeo clown Weezy. Listen b... I was a fan of this gremlin faced muthafucka at one time too. But it comes a point when niggas jus get caught up in they own hype n stop tryin. Niggas lose they hunger n jus be throwin they shit in cruise control n think they gon be stittin on top of the world no matter how corny they shit get. Niggas try to milk a cow that aint grazin in the meadows n shit. You aint respectin the art it aint gon respect you. I aint gon give this shit no track by track breakdown tho cuz that shit crazy unnecessary b. Imma save yall a lot of wonderin n tell you right now...this shit is trash b. So heres how this shit go...
Aight so...son dont start rhymin til 39 seconds into this muthafuckin ...by 56 seconds in that nigga Tunechi already nutted on a broads face, licked it off n ate her from the back. I aint bullshittin or tryin to be funny or none of that...thats what the nigga spit right out the gate b. I guarantee you this dude got STDs they aint even discovered yet b.. Nasty ass muthafucka out there jus smashin these hoes wit his GSD (Garbage Dick Syndrome) infested self...no condom on...jus cookin up a STD jambalaya wit these hoes. Then he got those same C4 struggle bars back up on this muthafucka talmbout "I be ballin on these niggas...Sports Illustrated"...
How this the same dude who rhymed on Carter 2 n Dedication 2 or Drought 3 son?? Whoever penned them shits need to come back n help this muthafucka out. Im sayin this shit is like a collection of all the worst punchlines known to man. Shit makes J Coles worst bars sound like some shit Black Thought wrote. "I make that bitch come til she come to a conclusion..." Cmon Dwayne... Big L rollin in his grave talmbout "But niggas shot ME???" How bout... "Im ill as an illusion...got Bs like a student" Man...fuck. outta. here. b. You cant be serious bruh. Or how bout..."She cant wait to take her drawers off like braces"... Im sayin yo.... is you even tryin Dwayne? Like when you play that shit back on ya bedazzled headphones...is you hearin what Im hearin son? N Im only on track 2 b! The fuck is wrong wit you son? "Got two bitches off Twitter...Tweedle Dee n Tweedle Dum"??? Son need to get 10,000% the fuck outta here wit this shit bruh....."She say Wayne on me Wayne on me cuz yo ass be drizzlin"??? ...I give up bruh. And who this Lil Mouse nigga? What ass did this little nigga crawl outta n how many more of these little muthafuckas do Dwayne got in his stash b? How he breedin so many these little no talent ass havin garbage can dwellin muthafuckas. I jus wanna stomp that muthafucka out like a 3 legged roach before he grow up to get face tats n carry on this niggas legacy b.
As yall probably expected... Nicki had to come wit that "contoversial" shit talmbout...she "Republican votin for Mitt Romney"
Of course this turned into some "I was jus speakin as a character" shit a couple days later after her publicist heard the shit. Nothin against Nicki ol wack ass...but she need to chill wit all the gimmicks...that shit aint cute. These YMCMB muthafuckas got more novelties than talent. Straight up...
Then Young Eeyore hisself aka Drake-Lite aka Diggy Simmon's arch-nemesis Jermaine Cole comes n blesses us wit his Mazda bars. I dont got nothin against son but he a mayo sandwich b. Like technically he a sandwich...but its a whole lotta shit missin from that. I forgot sons entire verse WHILE I was listenin to this shit b. Jus...naw....
Anyways I aint gon keep talkin bout this joint...Imma jus give yall that final rating for this fuckshit. Summa the beats is dope...obviously. But thats cuz its a mixtape n son got other niggas hottest beats all over this shit. N then he drops his lyrical turds all over em n disrespects ya intelligence. Fuck this shit b...its way too many rhymes bout eatin ass n box on this muthafucka too. Have some composure Dwayne...damn. When it aint that its a whole nother problem wit the level of burnin diapers on this shit yo. How Gudda Gudda murder you on ya own mixtape shit b? How the fuck you gettin bodied by Gudda Gudda b? Like he spittin more tolerable shit than you on this muthafucka son. Anyways yo...Wayne been suckin on the dick of limited talent for a hot minute now b. Its time somebody reintroduced him to that lean...we need that pre-Carter 3 nigga who use to slaughter these beats without soundin like a straight dickhead. This shit tho...naw.. I dont fuck wittit like that. I rather knock some Cyhi mixtapes bruh. Reasonable Doubt track 8 tho...
Aight peace.
1.5 Zeus slaps outta 5
Anyways heres some lost Dedication 4 bars for yall...
Nigguhs say Im so sick I need a dawktuh.. but Im Dawktuh Cawwr
Fuck arrrround n turn meh to a mawnstuh nigguh...thats mawnstuhs bawl
Cash Money... muhhfuckuh...Young Monehh is a ent-uh-prise
Tunechi is 'dat nigguh'..yehh.............call that shit ident-uh-fy
Yo bitch pussay talkin ta meh......call that shit a con-vaginahhh
I scoop huh up...eat it from the back...touchdown...forty-ninuhhhs
I beat tha pussay...MMA...Im goin in...penuhh-trate
I shed bluhhd for all my niggas yehh...call that shit menuhh-strate
I be goin wild...wil-duhness...if that bitch cheatin...I kill duh bitch
I spill duh blood...chomp the pussay...make it sneeze......illnesses
Said Im uh dawg...so I ate the cat...beat the pussay...take a nap
Drizzy told me that my dick so big I should make these bitches hafta pay fuh that..
Rest in peace to Martin Lutherrr...I beat the pussay.....call that abuser
Eat the bitch up...thats a cougar...kill the pussay...Freddy Krueger
I do the right thing...call me Mookie...I got that crack nigguh....call me Pookie
Shittin on hoes...call me poopie....bitch Im uh dawg...call me Snoopy
Bitches say my temper scary...but then Im coo...temper-ary
Killin um nigguhs...cremate um... some get buried....SOMEatary
Hyeahhh...dem nigguhs is bastuhhds
You can call meh lame...thats jus male spelled backwuhds
Niggas betta chill........fore dey meet dey doom
So why 'you tense still?'......fork n spoooooon....TUNECHI
Great work, as usual. Would have preferred that Vince Carter dunking the shit into the recycle bin, but that's the Kobe hater in me. You're coming up b
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ReplyDeleteSo goddamn glad I didn't waste the bandwidth downloading this shit right here for real man...The fuck is this ramblin nonsense shit!?!?! 1.5 Zeus slaps is generous of you...nigga wayne owes you back for the time spent listing to this garbage
ReplyDeleteThanks for sparing me the pain of checking this estrogened out, baby-thugs-a-lot, Lilith Fair shit, Weezy's put together. He really needs to stop, and focus more on his skateboarding. PS, if you believe that shit for a minute...you done drank more Robotussin & Goose than this tired ass, leprechaun lookin' muthafucka. Great review as always.
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Another classic as usual, keep it up Big Ghost!
ReplyDeletethat verse was funny as shit, better than anything on D4 anyway!
How much pussy is this fool eating though on the real?
ReplyDeletedope,nuff said!!
ReplyDeleteReally on point
ReplyDeleteanother dumb ass nigga that only listen to tha surface of tha music. if u getcha head out this fake character ya wanna be ass portrayin and actually listened and broke down this nigga bars youd see he still spittin. you prally a broke nigga workin at family dollar writin this shit on ya 30 minute lunch breaks every day. stupid ass couldnt even decipher tha gettin head make me run lights line. and wtf is a zeus slap u dick jackin corny ass imma sit on a blog and bash niggas for makin millions face ass nigga
ReplyDeleteSon. Fact is, Wayne aint been the same post jail. He got comfortable and instead of spittin he started relying heavily on punchlines and hashtag flows. He doesnt even rap about anything anymore. Just random ass punchlines with no correlation whatsoever. Carter 2 and Dedication 2 were his peak. He has had a steady decline since Carter 2. It got too easy for him as he could put out or say anything and it would sell. During his "best rapper alive" campaign he had a hunger to prove he was the best. I dont think he acheived it but it made for better lyrics from Wayne. That hunger is long gone.
DeleteSon, this has jack shit to do with the fact Wayne has made some money in his day. This is about actually being able to rap. There's a reason why people like Nas, Kendrick Lamar and Jay Z (all of whom have made what you might term a little bit of cash) never seem to get hated on, while people like Drake and Wayne do, and that reason is talent: the former have it, the latter don't. At this point, Wayne is barely capable of coherent thought, let alone spitting intelligent lines. Seriously, look at this dumb motherfucker get deposed: http://abovethelaw.com/2012/09/lil-wayne-is-quite-possibly-the-best-deponent-of-all-time/. I'll admit, Wayne's never been my favorite, but he's not even remotely trying nowadays. There is no way you, or anyone else without heavy brain damage, can seriously think this man is anywhere near where he was when he was dropping tracks like On My Own (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68CRFt4fEQ4) or Hustla Musik (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKsde2lWY-U).
DeleteA yo that "The Hustler" youtube video you added at the end of this review is one of the hardeest tracks in history.
ReplyDeleteYea, I used to be a big Wayne fan til the nigha got out the Rikers and started spittin them Sponge Bob rhymes.
Keep us above average with the "Real Rap" with your recommendations. Cause the current mainstream picks are slimmer than young snatch slits.
Laughed so hard that actual water came out of my eye at the Wayne bars. Was worried that you'd fell off a bit but this proves otherwise. Another classic.
ReplyDelete"yall aint got enough beans in ya maracas to rumba wit the god."
ReplyDeleteJUST STARTED READING, ALREADY CRYIN'
Peace lord, props for going in on this faggot ass nigga
ReplyDeleteThis goes out to the ride-Wayne's-nuts-on-the-regular ass ni@@uh talking about just listening to the surface of the lyrics: Yo, are you fuxxin' kidding with that bs? Dude's lines ain't that deep, and most importantly, not that clever. Keep waiting on that next Drake LP, homes.
ReplyDeletethe most clever part about waynes rhymes is that it rhymes ... i dont know how anyone can listen to D4 and not say WTF in a bad way ... wack punchline overload
Deleteyea son kuz real niggaz type in proper spelling grammar and punctuation and censor out bad words
DeleteNever listened to wayne's rhymes because them shits was always wack but after reading what he actually said here I almost jumped out my office window! (and I work in the Empire State Buiding!) These reviews from the homie be having me in tears! Reminds me of the big OG homies around the way from way back who just came home...
DeleteI got a theory, that Weezy was raped in Rikers and never fully recovered from it. Just sayin, mofo is goin downhill ever since.
ReplyDeleteDrizzy told me that my dick so big I should make these bitches hafta pay fuh that.. Yo I didnt listen that shit but did he say that gay shit
ReplyDeleteThe whole shit was funny, but the Recycle Bin made me laugh more than any human should laugh at any simple shit like that.
ReplyDeleteThis mixtape was worst than his last album. Ghost kept it real through and through. Weezy was the man back on Carter I and II, and his mixtape game was undeniably ill. He was known for taking other artist's beats and mashing on em'. Now the shit is hard to watch like a train wreck. I still got love for Weezy for all the classic shit he dropped back then, but now he needs to retire or step up his game. Fans will still buy his shit though; that's what encourages these wack ass flows.
ReplyDeleteYo the Wayne bars at the end are some of the most epic things I'v ever encountered. Thanks god!
ReplyDeletevery much off subject but....am i missing something here or has big ghost failed to acknowledge this drake aaliyah thing?? drake is out of his fucking mind i was hoping thered be something on here to take the edge off lol
ReplyDeleteYo Big G! Keep doin what u doin'! dont listen 2 these foolz.
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LMFAO I'M DEAD
ReplyDeleteDrake... aka the Human Shake Weight
ReplyDeleteyes good blog
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Nice..
ReplyDeleteYo did I just read that wayne said in one of his "bars" Drizzy told me that my dick so big I should make these bitches hafta pay fuh that? SUPER PAUSE
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