Monday, August 1, 2011

Ayo this nigga Drake CANNOT be serious son....





OH WORD AUBREY?


Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Thor Molecules namsayin. Word. By now yall probably heard bout how this nigga Aubrey actin like he jus gon start catchin bodies if niggas keep talkin greasy bout him. Nah this aint a joke....the nigga actually said that shit son. First off... unless he talmbout catchin bodies how Patrick Swayze had to catch the broad at the end of Dirty Dancing....he need to get the fuck outta here. Im sayin like the shit in the picture rite here son...



But Imma assume that that AINT what the nigga meant. Which means this nigga might be sufferin from Degrassi flashbacks where his character was somebody that the kids at his school mighta took seriously when it came to shit like that namsayin. Not cos he had some credentials that those crackerjack ass muthafuckas had to worry bout...but cos he was a negro. See...to those suburban Canadian white muthafuckas on the show it aint matter if son was a light-skinned fragile nigga wit a feminine demeanor nahmean. To them folks on the show that nigga was as black as a barbecued Kimbo Slice b. And on TV...the black dude is usually only in the script for one of 3 reasons namsayin...either a) he the deadbeat dad of some illegitimate kid or b) he a athlete or c) he got a gun. Plain n simple g. So this nigga got to portray hisself as a threatening individual n shit....which is practically science fiction namsayin. Or to be more specific...he was the scary nigga until he got popped in the hallway by some white dude n became plain ol Wheelchair Jimmy to them honkies....also known as Jimmy the kind n gentle negro wit a heart of gold. Which was probably closer to his real life persona anyway namsayin.  But now this nigga gettin outta line FORREAL son. First off...I blame Wayne for this shit namsayin. Niggas knew son was frontin wit all that fake ass sooowoop Blood shit he was claimin...but that nigga came from the hood b. Matter fact Wayne aint even NEED to claim no set cos that nigga already from one a the most fucked up n most dangerous projects in America yo. Word bond. But when THIS cornball ass nigga started throwin up B's in pictures where was Wayne at son? Why Wayne aint say NAH CHILL THE FUCK OUT YOUNG ANGEL...THAT AINT YOU DAWG...huh? Son shoulda pulled the plug on that shit wit the quickness n slapped that nigga jus for frontin like that nahmean. But he aint do that. Which was his choice yo. BUT now this nigga takin shit to the nex level talmbout he gon catch bodies? Oh word? Actually the first time he mentions niggas gettin killed in the song he was sayin he gon send his goons out. Or  that they jus gon handle that shit n start catchin bodies on his behalf......n not even tell him....cos he sayin he a powerful nigga like that. But then he switched it up in the second verse n said niggas is gon make HIM catch a body. Son...theres a lot a shit niggas would believe you would REALLY go n catch. Bodies jus aint one of em son. Niggas would have a easier time believin that son was catchin butterlies...or catchin measles...or catchin snowflakes on his tongue....or catchin a broads tears wit his pinky....but NOT no damn bodies yo. Stay in ya lane Drizzy. Jus stay in ya comfort zone nahmean. You aint built for all that tough talk yo. Last thing you want is a nigga callin ya bluff son. Stick to what you do best yo.....havin 14 yr old broads daydream bout you showin up at they door wit a rose in ya mouth n a horse n carriage waitin to take yall to a  Build-A-Bear Workshop namsayin. Word.
Aight peace.



67 comments:

  1. build a bear yeaaa

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  2. Wayne be frontin too...real talk

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  3. Yo, leave these young, soft, brainwashed kids alone ghost. its part of the AGENDA. They all gonna be broke soon anyways. Niggas is paying to rap instead of the other way around. Absurd times we live in.

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  4. Fake is the new Real. Much love from Monmouth Junction and the Bronx!

    Oh and hurry up and make an album with that dude Dumile, aka MF DOOM. The 80's babies need that shit. Throw Slick Rick, Nasty Nas and Snoop on that too!

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  5. Ayo Ma Wuz Goodie?August 1, 2011 at 1:58 PM

    ^a BigGhost MF DOOM album would probably be the funniest thing I'd ever read. Some un released shit from the GFK - DOOM Collab album

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  6. you gotta keep it real and admit that you got that patrick schwayze idea cause you saw crazy stupid love dude...

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  7. Yo, you right. In that first verse Drizzy says that his boys gon catch a body, then in the next verse he goes further and says that HE'S gon catch a body. It's like you can literally track this dude's delusional thinking in progress. If there's a remix to this, the next verse on there he's probly gonna say he ALREADY caught a couple bodies in the past, son.

    On the other hand, ghost, it's a little suspect that you know so much about what his character was like on Degrassi. Please tell me you just heard about that from your little nieces or something. I didnt know none of that stuff and didnt need to know. Just sayin. I dont wanna know the dude to that depth.

    At the end of the day, tho, I think eventually your just gonna have to check this dude Aubrey in person and let your gauntlets tell him what's up, nahmean? He'll probly "thank you later" for doin him that favor.

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    1. Big ghost is on his investigative reporter shit son. Doin homework for the niglets B.

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  8. drizzy killed that shit straight up

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  9. black as a barbecued Kimbo Slice hahaaa

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  10. AAAAarchk!!

    Ugh, Ugh....I say...I say...

    Nigga Tone you gotta cool yo mouth down...icecream. You dont want me coming around yo...circlejerk. Imma bring my bloods with me yo....arteries. Imma have yo girl crying tears when I leave her...liver. You think I'm a soft nigga yo....linux. Imma give you a black eye nigga....ouch. You think I play around with you you on my diiiiiiiiiickkkkkkk babeeeeee...ugh...glans. Imma make you take sth on what you said....glance. Your real name aint steven, it's benie....siegul. I fuck all these women and cry when I'm alone....archkkkk!!


    October's very own

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  11. ayon nigga tone your last couple of posts BEEN sucking mayne....your posts sound like you inhaled a lil too much helium nahmsayin....your jokes feel like waking up in the middle of the night cause your bladder is full nahmsayin, nigga has to force himself down the stairs to laugh, nahmsayin....nigga tone your jokes feel like peeing in your sleep nigga and realizing that you wetted on the real dawg...shit's pleasant but reality bitchslaps you back into reality nahmsayin....and reality aint yo friend Tone nahmsayin...nigga your sperm capsule was color BLUE nahmsayin....your mother swallowed that shit so hard that she got preggers yo....but aint even hating like that yo....im juss sayin yo leave my nigga drizzy a.k.a. granite buttcheeks alone nahmsayin....word. sentence nigga.

    The many sides of Drke ("the blood" side)

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  12. Game - watch the tone


    *crying in the background*
    *pillow-talk whispering* fuck 50 man....

    Verse 1:

    Nigga tone, i saw you writing on your fucking blogpost
    Sorta like Michael Bay tryna film cgi turd at all costs
    But aint even hating I'mma break it down for you
    My mother got raped so hard like there were 4 you
    You broke my heart nigga when you mentioned my jay-z diss
    All I ever wanted him was to treat me like memphis bleek's niece
    I tried to emal him on dark night, but had no LAN, like Chris
    Now his feelings towards me have color of catwoman piss
    I dont mean he jealous, Jay-Z that nigga a legend
    Like Will Smith before eating seven pounds of chemical agent
    I feel like Cube in the 60s, Cube in the 70s, Cube in the 80s
    Cube in the 90s, Cube in the nowadays, thats Huga Chavez panties
    But that my nigga Immortal Technique on his dick
    How he a fan if I was the first with red star on my cheek?
    But back to the story...yo Tone you aint sleepin?
    Cause excuse me if it sounds like Im sitting here weepin
    Like my nigga Wayne he said he was whippin
    On his Carter III bonus track, I dance that on weekends...
    Yo Tone what up nigga! Imma find you and slap you
    Like my nigga Dr Dre found me with Bigga Figga and slapped me
    Like when I signed with Geffen afer Interscope slapped me
    Like when Cool & Dre give me beat, that aint sound like Dr Dre and I slap him...

    Hook:

    Ayo nigga Tone, nigga Tone we aint cool
    Nigga Tone your cool, but for fun we aint cool
    Yo Tone you got connects, can you get me free snacks?
    and if jay-z ever calls you, tell him to hit me back

    (repeat 6 times)

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  13. "Matter fact Wayne aint even NEED to claim no set cos that nigga already from one a the most fucked up n most dangerous projects in America yo."

    Man this is so true, I wonder the same thing.

    I honestly never even listened to the 'catch a body' song because i just KNEW he couldn't have been talking about REALLY catchin a body. Must've been a metaphor I assumed. Guess I'll have to go back and listen now lol.

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  14. Some say ballin is difficult, for me it's simplistic.
    My Benz hosts the twenty-sixteen olympics

    -jada

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  15. Keep speaking the truth Ghost. Even in Toronto that cat gets no respect, hes never alone up here. He needs security in his own neighbourhoods. Hes bullshit and im glad your calling him and Wayne out on this shit. No one respects hip hop anymore, keep calling motherfuckers out.

    - Phil a.k.a Hulk Blood son

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  16. Damn Ghost. You got balls son. The way you callin out the Big Boss Godfather Drake like this? Damn. You must have internet protection or somethin. You must go into hiding when making these posts. Don't you worry about him findin you? I mean not just his goons but him himself?? I hope you put a vest on even when you go to the corner store to buy a Snapple, namsayin? I hope you're workin out with extra heavy barbells and keepin the burner within reach at all times fam.

    Keep your head up Ghost. Keep yo eyes open.

    You takin a real risk here. This ain't like Jada sayin on record that Bush knocked down the towers. This aint like Lupe calling Obama a terrorist. This is bigger than that dog. You calling out Godfather Aubrey? Oh my god son. You goin against the giant here.

    Even 50 aint had the courage to go at Drake.

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  17. Ghost Flop. Fail of the Week

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  18. Drake fans seriously need to learn to take the L and just shut the fuck up PLEASE.

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  19. big ghost please either drake for this lmaoo
    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhlnd0TXk7P6gdnNDk

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  20. He was actually talking about "catching a body" RAPPING in the second verse as in killing these other rappers...smh "do you dudes just listen to music or just skim through it?"

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  21. ^^^Dog, please shut the fuck up with that lame excuse.

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  22. Be About It. Slap Somebody For Once ... Rappin Ghost.

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  23. ya'll aint know? drizzy be killin niggas wit his tampon lasso.

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  24. OriginalBabyGangstaAugust 8, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    Yo ghost, on the rip. This shit ain't pertinent to any of the Drizzy bashing, but I gotta ask you a question mah dude. Why is Curren$y hoppin on tracks with Wiz Khalifa and Big Sean all the time? Dude is probly the hottest new artist i've heard in a grip, but he chooses to associate himself with some bubblebath douches. I mean, Rae did a song with Bieber, but that shit was for the ladies nahmean. Rae probly quadrupled his 18-22 year old fan base wit that song. But Curren$y tho. What does he see in these pussies. Please shed some light on the situation god.

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  25. Go listen to Watch The Throne b... something relevant. Something hot... u on the other hand are as washed up as a bag of laundry b.... u making blogs now cuz ur music is no where wanted... U mad Kanye dont reach out to u but he be hittin RZA and Rae or some shit? U Right tho... Drizzy was outta line for saying that and im a deal with him... but u buddy... are just plain n rocawear denim

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  26. Danielle: The Realest Bitch U Eva Met in Ya LifeAugust 10, 2011 at 10:17 PM

    First of all, all yall are a bunch a damn high functioning retards. Your insults would be much more effective if you gotcha fukd up facts str8 first. His name is "Big Ghost" not "Ghostface Killah", so please stop playin yaselves with these wack ass inaccurate Wu-Tang references.

    Secondly, here's a news flash, both Drake AND Wayne are fake ass wanna-be gangstas. And yall stupid asses sittin up here believing the hype. I don't care how "dangerous" ya hood is, everybody in ya hood ain't no killa NOR is everybody a gangbanger. Wayne been rockin every color flag of the rainbow since he was a "Hot Boy" so if in fact he WAS a Blood, he wouldn't be caught dead rockin no blue or yellow flags in his pockets AND on the wrong sides (do ya research retards.

    Third. Guess what? Ya favorite rapper Drake IS indeed a bitch nigga. What happened 2 all that lovey dovey bullshit he was singin about when he first came out? Now we throwin up gang signs? Fuk Outta Here! How yall figga he said he bodyin niggas in the game if he said he be sendin his goons 2 body niggas 4 him? Is that a metaphoric way of saying he got a team of ghost writers helping him body niggas in the game? Come on now, yall sound super stupid. Pull Drake and Wayne's cocks out cha mouths and wipe the dirt off ya knees cuz yall a bunch a dick riders. Believe anything anybody tell ya gullible asses.

    I just killed like 88 brain cells wasting my time tryna school yall young dweebs so I'mma end this with a fuk all yall cuz yall aint shit but some coward ass pussies anyway for the simple fact that nare none a yall thats up here talkin shit used yall names. Scary ass cocksuckas. You gets NO RESPECT.

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  27. yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im fuckin wit danielle the long way for that comment. preach!

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  28. Bitch, shut the fuck up.

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  29. Ha this ish funny as hell. Drake is probably the wackest thing that ever happened to hip hop. simply the fact that people think this bubble gum corn ball type of music is hip hop is an insult to any one who loves and respects the culture.

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  30. I gotta say, I liked Drake when I first heard him. I was thinking Yo thats that cat from Degrassi. My lady used to watch that pre teen shit. But I listened to his lyrics and dude can rhyme. But I agree Ghost, dude is outta line. "he might be catching a broad's tear on his pinky." LMAO

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  31. Son you be going INN! on Drake aka Fabreeze Senstation aka Fabric Softener face aka Lil' Brian McKnight.

    LOL

    keep em coming

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  32. I was about to say that you are going in too much on Drake, but then I saw this tweet from him: "You could have the cars the clothes the jewels the sex the house...baby you could be a star. The lonely star."

    The lonely star? Really? SMDH

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  33. Yo is this really ghost; I feel like imma find out this some white Jewish dude on some imposter shi...it's hilarious tho

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  34. Drake can put words together, got a few cool & cheezy introspective rhymes but that's where it stops.
    The nigga fruity... Big Ghost don said the nigga's natural scent is Pear... Nigga bleeds syrup... LMAO!
    I just can't rock with that Rap&B bullshit


    Damn, now i'm heated... *bout to listen to Black Tequila to calm down*

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  35. Hmm I am not a drake fan or really a hip hop fan in general. But it would seem to me that anyone no matter wether you perceive them as hard or soft can catch a body. Remember Columbine? Virginia tech? What projects were those killers from? Also the biggest "body catchers" are ppl with money they can kill and get away with it. Like OJ who was considered soft before he snapped. I could pay a crackhead from by block 50 bux to ether you while I'm hitting slopes in Aspen. Another thing rap is evolving that boom bap shit is dead, Krs 1 has no more career. Golden era is over, let's try to move fwd embrace the new cats with talent and skill and stop the senseless hate. Every body wants to hate but ask yourself what are YOU doing? Probably nothing. While drake lives his dreams. Peep aviefresh.com. We need to embrace new business models in rap as well shit aint gonna sound gritty no more cause sampling is an expensive dinosaur. We also need to realize that songs are songs. If Bruce Willis says in a movie that he is gonna body someone there is no backlash. It's just a song tards.

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  36. I agree that young money as. while have been contaminating society in general after g-unit came in the picture. hip hop will never die, but money is the only reason its holding it back.

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  37. lmfao! just came across this again and still dyin at: "catchin butterlies...or catchin measles...or catchin snowflakes on his tongue."

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  38. Lol Drake is going to send them goons to shut down this blog.

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  39. Drake gonna catch a body? Throwin up B's and shit? I swear, these YM people is outta they goddamn minds.

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  40. Goons???....he got Goons???...how ooohhhh.....Goonies, from the movie

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  41. This nigga up here mad bcuz he cant do half the shit drizzly can. He was not acuatlly sayin to kill a nigga, metaphor nigga, should have finished high school. I mean , nobody would ever say drake is a gangsta. I mean, grew up in one of the richest neighborhoods in North America. Was acting, and then rapped ( how many niggas u know act then rap? not gangsta niggas).Rapping is his shit. He never was gangsta. all of his songs, his shit with songs, with the motherfuckin pussy ass justin bieber? u know he aint a gangsta. But he got lyrics, flow, beat, i mean, and he can fucking sing. so what, he aint a ghetto-ass blood/crip tat-walker ( gn sporting for all u fake ass ghetto ppl here) tupac was a fucking star in high school, that nigga was not violent. teachers loved his poetry. I mean, even,eevvveeenn, lil wayne maybe was working for a masters ( most of these niggas cant even pronounce G-E-D) and kanye went to the American Academy of Art, and dropped out of college ( better than these niggas and high school). At least drake dropped out of high school. u dont have to b a gangsta to b a good rapper, big ghost of a rap fan. i mean, get off degrassi dick 9 still b watching that show jerking off to drizzly when his part comes on) and go back and have justin bieber pic shoved up ur ass and cry over the fact drizzly straight. peace, motherfuckin NIGGAS)

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  42. Damn Ghost, u done pissed off the Drake Nation......u know the last nigga that did that got misted with a jasmine spray right.....u sure u want that problem b?

    He could have stayed in the party lane or the money lane and made some decent tracks - and done aiight for himself........ but when this twinkiecake tries to sell himself lyrically as a psuedo Don...real niggas that know what it takes to EARN that will call him on it everytime.

    I dont need a rapper to have off the chart drug sales or kill a bunch of mfs to give him credibility...just dont claim shyt that aint you in your lyrics and sell us that this the new gold standard of hiphop..........fuck that.

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  43. How can any of you say D has flow? His rhymes are WEAK. Like makes almost no sense WEAK. Homie can barely string together a verse. Regardless of where your hip hop heart is era wise this kid can't flow. Run had flow. Biggie, tupac, Em, Immortal Tech, Mos Def... these cats have flow. Rakim BDK had flow. All the Wu can flow. Drake is garbage. I honestly haver no clue how this cat has fans.

    I admit I like my rappers from the True School side but if you think Drizzy Dick can rap you need your head checked. And all you fans of his need to stop with the fake street slang. Ain't no one in the streets bumpin this wack emo show tune shit, and if you come round these folk with your Drake slang you'll get smacked the fuck back to your safe little suburb.

    Lastly, I'm deeply ashamed that this is the "face" of TDot/Canadian hip hop. We got real rappers up here. Even the softer variety like K-Os and K'Naan for you youngins and real grimy rhyme sayers like Kardi and everything in between and beyond. This Drake shit tho...

    Last name "Off"/First name "Fuck"
    See me comin? Bitch better duck

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  44. FUCK DRAKE FUCK TORONTO FUCK CANADA

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  45. Wayne ain't no fuckin Blood. That boy is a fag from the projects. No different than that one homo that was telling everybody to watch their kids. Can't believe what these kids see in this pussy. Baby ain't no blood either...he just the black version of the Penn State assistant. Suckin boys off in the shower and shit.

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  46. yo i dont think you guys see what wayne, drake and tyga are doing ya'll there is some religious shit going on the're warning us Believe in God the white man has been putting us down for years and they're telling us genocide is about to happen the end of time when God judges and sees who the true believers are not the people that are gonna kill us and i mean anyone that aint white blue haired and blonde or maybe just white. you prob dont believe me read the Quran its has the same stories as the bible without shit tooken out and im not even a muslim ya'll need to get educated plus look up immortal techniques shit he'll show you some truth too

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  47. Yo Ghost keep preaching the truth Brotha word!
    Fuck u backseat niggas!!!

    Chef T Payne

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  48. you guy all sound stupid
    thats first pic is of an episode of dagrssi and on top of that drake isn't a gangster rapper he never said he was tuff and why the fuck was you watching dirty dancing like wtf and hes half jewish and lived in the suberbs but that nothing to be a shamed of cause even a gangster rapper like biggy live in a really nice ass aparment in brokelyn cause his mom was a teacher but that besides the point
    you guys are like 20 30 40 or 50 wtf are you doing talking shit aka as hatting on some on who you do even know about like that well have a good life drake stalkers/haters bye lml im 17 btw

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  49. Wanye is the wackest rapper alive

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  50. his hands look so soft in that picture.

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  51. peace! @ vintagereefer: in reply to your comment about why ghost was watching dirty dancing, you forget how old ghost is. everybody and they mama 25yo+ has seen dirty dancing b/c that's what was at the movies or on tv. there was no tyler perry. you watched whatever the white people came out with or you didn't watch movies. also, ghost is merely saying that drake needs to stick to his thing and not get carried away b/c people know him. we all know people who get a little clout and want to take it to what they perceive as the next level unnecessarily. it would truly be unfortunate if drake got hurt trying to pull his 'i'm this and that' routine on the wrong person.

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  52. sons moistness level be percolatin like a muthafucka. word is

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  53. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvI36seOQag&context=C3e6f8b8ADOEgsToPDskKoVpQzrm9rciEIUtXVD56M
    I love your perspective god. peep this and enjoy, a little headlines/Wheelchair Jimmy mockerization

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  54. YEAH. THIS IS FUNNY. AND RIGHT. BUT, NIGGAS DONT WANNA BE FORCED TO READ YOU WRITING LIKE YOU TALK. ALL THAT "NAHMEAN" SHIT SHOULD BE SAID ORALLY AND NOT WRITTEN.

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  55. man this stuff is stupid stop hating on drake n wayne and if u think they aint gudd at rapping or being celeb then u go and see how it feels to have people on ur back and hating on u. u wont know if u dont try Forreal wordd.

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  56. soooo funny, loving your blog man.

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  57. Ghost! what more can be said!
    Im from toronto..and i know these "rappers" personally...they used to shyt brix when our crew came thru.
    this drake guy is an actor first. and is playing the role of rapper..whoever got fooled deserved what they got.

    the problem is this: the "industry" is run by paleskin geeks and the audiowaves are saturated with sugar coated bullshyt thus the ability to recognize quality has vanished due to the acceptance of mediocrity...thus "anyone can rap now"..
    and for the people using the term "hating" because we disagree...
    "hating" almost as gay a term as "swag"..
    straighten out that wrist and lose the handbag before this "skate hop"-hipster fusion gets anymore fruity.. its friggin homo-hop right about now.

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  58. I love Drake but this is funny as hell. XD

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  59. It'd be nice to understand what you're saying. This is America, where we speak English, not whatever fool language you're speaking. UNDERSTAND? Probably not since I'm ACTUALLY speaking English. Maybe if you actually critiqued the music for what it is, not the people, we could rely on your home-alone, trashy ass who does nothing for a living. Get a life. Stop blogging. Get out.

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  60. hahahhaahha so funny made my day

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  61. Gotta love these angry Drake fans and people who Thon this is the real GFK.

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  62. You are a talented writer. Any examples of your work in standard English? Is it as funny?

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