Ayo whattup again...yall kno what the fuck it is. The grand emperor colossus of this blog shit is back in the building once again namsayin. I aint eem gotta tell yall that this the grand imperial Cocaine Biceps or the mighty Hands of Zeus aka Phantom Raviolis aka Galaxy Knuckles aka Shampoo Bracelets or none of that shit yo. Yall already kno its Thor Molecules aka Slap The Shit Out You nahmean. This Big Ghost namsayin. Imma get right to the point yo...this muthafucka dont need no introductions neither. If you aint kno who son is its a good chance you been livin under a rock that was under another rock that was under another rock durin the paleolithic age n shit that got stepped on by a wooly mammoth that died n fell over sideways on top of it n got fossilized n was covered over by a glacier that melted n turned into a lake n you jus climbed up out that muthafucka yesterday n shit... But this that nigga Kanye aka the self proclaimed New Jesus...aka Fuckouttahere Kanye aka Shut The Fuck Up Kanye aka The Fuck Is Wrong Wit You Kanye aka Why Cant You Jus Make Music Kanye... but yall already knew that shit. This is sons sixth official studio album in 10 years...in that time he went from bein the cocky lil pink polo n Louis V backpack rockin pain in the ass nigga who was one of the 3 architects of that soulful sound Jay-Z brought back on The Blueprint classic (shoutouts to Just Blaze n Bink!) to bein that leather miniskirt n crystal gimp mask rockin pain in the ass nigga who seeded up Kim Kardashian who goes outta his muthafuckin way to act out in public like he really aint get his ass beat enough when he was a child. But he dope. The question is is he STILL dope tho? Yall done heard the music n yall done thought yall made up yall minds...but is yall REALLY payin attention n understandin what this dude tryin to accomplish or yall jus UNCOMFORTABLE wit the shit he doin as a artist namsayin? We gon get to the bottom of all that tho.
Aight peace.
Nas has been calling himself God's Son for years with a tattoo across his stomach to prove it. Jay-Z calls BEEN calling himself Hova and the God MC forever. Based God, the Don Killuminati and Jesus Piece covers are all (or should be equally) offensive. Anyone that just lets those all slide is a complete total idiot.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, this made me laugh into a heart attack. Well done once again, Tone!
Nas calls himself God's Son to perpetuate that he is a child of God, like all of us (if you're into that) NOT because he fancies himself as Jesus. A better claim against him would have been him claiming he is the Nazareth Savage, but that was only on one song on a mediocre album.
DeleteGhost! Your the fucking man.
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT PLEASE BIG GHOST MORE REVIEWS, MORE ARTICLES, WE LOVE YOU, WE NEED MORE.
ReplyDeleteGhost!!!
ReplyDeleteWe need that prodigy and alchemist album review for that "Albert Einstein" album (this shit is stellar) sleeper of the year...
We also need that new LL Creepy (Cool) J
Album review.... The album is called "Authentic "
Pure comedy.....sad part is , it still might be better than kanyes album....
But anyway ghost can we get those FAM???
Drop them gems on us G....
And throw me a shout in the article while u at it ..,
Peace ghost...
The name is J.I.
That Kanye joint is straight Garbage! That shit is offensive to my hiphop heart...Damn Ghost, you the only n***a I know, when the cops come you never hide your toast...Man you be telling the truth.
ReplyDeleteBig Ghost, you gonna review Magna Carta? Wondering what P-Tone's thoughts on that are.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck dog? Where the hell is the jay z new album review. I wanna hear your opinion before a buy it.
ReplyDeletereview magna carta. Looking forward to hearing your opinion on it. Unless you're going to keep letting "okayplayer" host your reviews. that is so fucking lame. 1 more review hosted on "okayplayer", and you have oficially lost your right to call drake a faggot, since trying to get a little money by letting some stupid as fuck site host your reviews is a bigger faggot move than anything drake ever done
ReplyDeleteyO by giving this shit 3.5 Zeus Slaps outta 5 you desecrated the cocaine biceps legacy. This album is garbage and every red blooded HipHop fan who respects the art of rhyming knows this. Your whole review alludes to the abysmal quality of this album. Yet you gave it a 3,5.
ReplyDeleteYou made my heart weep!
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ReplyDeleteDeserves 3.5. Different. Kanye, God will answer, and so you will you. He is Coming. For all of us.
ReplyDeleteA riveting album!
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