Big Ghost presents the Wrath Of Caine review

Ayo..whattup yo...Yall kno what it is...I aint gon waste no time on introductions n shit nahmean. Yall now in the midst of one of the most dangerous minds that done ever set foot on the face of the internets namsayin... wit two iron midgets for hands. You might kno him as the magnificent Phantom Raviolis or the illustrious Galaxy Knuckles or the grand imperial Hands of Zeus etc etc....the legendary n humble Thor Molecules is now in the building. I been gave the world wisdom bullets...But thats neither here nor there cuz I aint owe nobody shit. I humbly thank yall for the love tho. But yo...we need to talk bout a couple things. I need to catch up on some shit right here. Yo I should mention that I had this shit sittin on my velvet laptop for like a month along wit some other unrealeased joints. I wasnt gon drop it due to "schedulin conflicts" n the fact the shit was wild late...but I figured yall might wanna peep it anyways. Niggas got hot over that JT review actin like I deviated from my lane n shit. So Imma give it to yall raw n uncut...

1. Intro - A dope intro is kinda necessary when it comes to these rap albums n mixtapes b. Its what sets the mood n shit. Ion mean like the little skits or the 30 second snippets of niggas talkin dumb shit at the beginning of some joints...I mean like the shit where a muthafucka at least spits some bars. My favorite shits is the Got It For Cheap intro on Hell Hath No Fury n the Dynasty intro...

Yo cant nobody say that Hov aint blacked the fuck out on that shit b. And that Clipse joint speak for itself. Thats my two favorites right there yo. But of course...not all intros is monumental as those...n this shit aint exactly of that particular caliber neither but thats like sayin that a silverback ape not really fuckin witta great white shark namsayin. Like if you take a silverback ape n throw him in the ocean theres a good chance that the ape gon drown anyways b. I mean I aint no zoologist or nothin but I aint never seen a gorilla take a dip in a river or a pond n be doin no breast strokes in that muthafucka...never mind the oceans n shit. Theres a good chance that the ape would sink to the bottom of the sea before the shark could eem fight that nigga. Also...what a lot of muthafuckas dont kno is that sharks got thousands of teeth nahmean. I dont mean that like if I say YO I WANNA STAB THAT NIGGA TYGA IN THE KIDNEYS A THOUSAND TIMES WITTA RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE n shit but in reality I would only need to stab son 47 times to really do that shit. I mean like sharks got thousands n thousands of teeth forreal...literally yo. But at the same time if you took a great white shark n threw the muthafucka in the middle of the jungle in the Congo or whatever theres a good chance that he gettin his ass torn the fuck up by that ape. Word is bond that muthafucka dead b....like if it dont die from bein outta the water first namsayin. See the sharks got gills that they use to suck oxygen outta the water...its some complex shit so I aint gon get into all that but what Im sayin is we talmbout different species n shit anyways yo. Like this intro aint fuckin wit the two joints I mentioned but at the end of the day its still a panther...like at least. But word I love this shit yo. Mi nuh een care that he got that natty dread broad talkin all that shit at the start. Shit is FIYAAAA...

2. MILLIONS IN THE CEILING..MILLIONS MILLIONS IN THE CEILING...CHOPPAS CHOPPAS IN THE CLOSET...CHOPPAS CHOPPAS IN THE CLOSET... (feat. Rick Ross) - Son this shit goes so muthafuckin hard I aint even got no words for it. All I can say is if you play this shit in front of ya kids make sure you stick some cotton balls or toilet paper in they nostrils n in they ears cuz the best case scenario is theres bout to be some muthafuckin nosebleeds b. If you knockin this shit in the whip at high volumes wit ya kids in the back you might gon wanna check they pulse once in a while cuz this shit might could stop they breathin or give em some kinda aneurisms or whatever... Matter fact aint no muthafuckas thats under 4 ft tall or weighin less than 95 lbs thats bullt for this shit son. I aint tryin to be funny or none of that... this shit will kill ya seeds b. If you got small babies or pets you might gon wanna avoid playin this shit at all...it aint worth it yo. This shit hazardous b. This like mixin some pure uncut peruvian coke n rattlesnake blood in a juicer n injectin it directly into ya heart...half ya face gon be paralyzed permanently n shit. This hook gon have you buckin down elderly muthafuckas at bus stops for no reason n shit... Birds might gon fall from the sky while you bumpin it. Ion even kno what to say bout it... You could melt elephants wit this shit b. This shit is jus ridiculous on too many muthafuckin levels yo. This hook gon have you eatin the walls in ya crib. Ionno what to tell yall... William Leonard Roberts kinda did his thing too.

Yall niggas be rockin furs I rock the whole animal feel me?

3. Doesn't Matter (feat. French Montana) - Listen... First off this beat is so mean n vicious. Secondly of all...Pusha floated on this shit namsayin. Terrence straight glided n tap danced on this muthafucka. Son mighta caught the holy ghost on this one. So we got dope beat n some cold ass bars...should be flames then right? WRONG son...wrong. Never underestimate the power of wack shit b... Cuz that permanently drunk ass averagely talented muthafucka French Montana came wit that homeless nigga swag n dropped a bullshit ass hook on this shit son. Hook is all the way garbage yo. I fucks wit French tho...n his shit usually straight...regardless of the fact that son is actually a lyrical infant. I fucks wit all that Mac n Cheese n Coke Boyz shit. That shit is retarded fire. But son straight disrespected the track. Ion mean that in the good way tho nahmean...Im sayin son came wit some next level basura yo. Hook was so garbage it had me thinkin...man I woulda rather heard Swizz Beatz corny ass come in durin the hook to get his SIX MILLION WAYS TO BE TRASH...CHOOSE ONE on. I woulda rather heard Ashanti on this shit. I woulda been checkin for Shaq Diesel on this joint over this French hook b. Shit ended up bein lukewarm tho... But the bars was definitely cold. Hook still gets the Dikembe Mutombo finger wave tho. Crazy thing is French went in on the Everything That Glitters hook...

I ball hard, you bench ride / so fuck you n yo hairline...

4. Blocka - This shit aight... Sounds like a Cold Summer leftover tho. That aint really a good or bad thing...but I kno niggas was feelin this shit. I aint mad at it. I aint gon skip it or nothin but at the same time I dont think Imma be like YO LEMME HEAR BLOCKA...I WANNA HEAR BLOCKA...BLOCKA MY SHIT B... Shit is aight. I aint mad at it. Its basically orange namsayin. Like orange aint my favorite color...but Ion hate it. At the same time I fucks wit it here n there. I might rock some orange shirts n shit...but I aint gon be like coppin gear n be like YO YALL GOT THIS SHIT IN ORANGE? NO? FUCK IT THEN ION WANT THAT SHIT...Feel me? But yeah this shit aight.

5. Road Runner (feat. Troy Ave) - See that boy Troy Ave basically playin the same role on this shit that French played on Doesnt Matter wit the half sung hook n shit...only difference is theres substance to what he sayin n he dont sound like a 62 yr old homeless drunk nigga...even tho they both pronounce they consonants like toddlers. This Harry Fraud beat makes me wanna chef up some pies n contribute to the destruction of inner city communities n shit tho. I feel like I need to be tryin to get wit some bigger n better things namsayin.

6. Revolution - This sounds like a joint that aint make it onto the last Clipse album. Shit is mad unfinished...one verse, no hook...soundin like (No) Malice's verse got left off that cuz he aint wanna be associated wit negative shit no more bein that he decided to follow the path of the Most High n such. But as we kno...son also hates conscious rap so that puts son in a complicated position unless he plannin on takin the Black Eyed Peas n Flo Rida route. Word...Im gettin off topic tho... This shit is coo... Nothin special. Definitely some filler.

7. Only You Can Tell It feat. Wale - Funny thing bout Folarin is he might be one of the most stylistically versatile niggas in rap. How you gotta dude who recites haikus n limericks on the intros of his joints but still be able to spit... n at the same time be makin em songs for niggas who rock yoga pants n sip on room temp soy lattes at the gym while still makin em wild out joints for niggas who like to throw chairs at the club n pump crack in they own hoods n partake in genocide n whatever? Shit is mad ignorant. Push-a-Ton skatin on this track wit some ill wordplay n shit talk too. But these muthafuckas compliment each other well on this shit. I definitely definitely fucks wit it.

8. Trust You (feat. Kevin Gates) - Now this how you make a love song my nigga...

"Might jus trust you wit my drugs...might trust you wit my money..." That shit brought a tear to my eye that rolled down the inside of my cheek son (a real man sheds his tears beneath his face) the first time I heard it. This shit is like 'I Need Love 2013' yo...

9. Take My Life (feat. Andrea Martin) - SON...Jake One went IN on this muthafuckin track. Listen to that shit! This nigga Push bout to be top 5 in the game if he keeps gettin on joints like this b. This shit make me waan spit hot fiyaah son. Mek mi waan rinse mi gun innah batty bwoy bloodclaat fase! Wha yuh deal wid! Nah ere dis...if  a gun tings a Push-a-Ton run tings proppah. Since im wah a likkle yout im waan ave a proper ting...im waan seh wha im wan seh....im naht ere for na rasclat fuckry. SEH SUMPN....SEH BLOODCLAAT SUMPN! Tek di wah n leff di wah?! Mi waan gyaaaaaaaal!

From L-R Ab Liva, Pusha, Common, 2 Chainz, Kanye, Medium Sean

10. Liva Re-Up Gang Motivation - So this shits basically jussa Ab Liva solo joint...on a 11 song mixtape. Like Pun said when he was quotin Biggie...ya kno that aint riiiight. Aint like I got anything against son. I mean yeah the super intense Young Chris/Hov in '03 whisper flow thing is gettin kinda tired n son do kinda stay talmbout how overlooked his pen game is n his imaginary fleet of exotic whips on pretty much any joint he on but son really actually far from wack. Dawg only ever features on Clipse-related joints n pops up in the background of pics where Pusha posin wit his G.O.O.D. Music family the same way J.Cole pops up in the background of Hovi pics when he at industry functions Except son is like 7'5 n shit... But like I said no disrespect to son...I understand Livadon jus tryin to get his shine on. I wish the brother much success. Peace to Major Figgas too.

11. I Am Forgiven - Maaaaaan that muthafucka Bink! stays craftin some soulful shit yo. If you dont already kno...son was one of the main architects for Jiggaman's Blueprint sound. He mighta even got on that loud screams n heavy soul over some trash can bangin drums Just Blaze shit before Just Blaze did yo. Son be makin some shit that have the hairs on the back of ya neck standin. Kanye even hadda bring him back on that Devil In A Blue Dress joint...for a good reason too yo. That shit was so soulful b. Im sayin tho...this shit kinda emotional too yo.... Like this shit right here might gon have you cryin in the middle of ya living room in ya drawz holdin a bottle of 151 while takin pulls off multiple Newports simultaneously n havin imaginary conversations wit ya girl who bounced to her sisters crib like 2 fuckin days ago n still aint answerin her damn phone or buzzin you into the building n have you lookin like a straight goupie out in the cold screamin into the intercom n shit...jus cuz she found some panties that aint belong to her in ya jacket pocket n was straight refusin to accept "Damn...Ionno...the fuck!" as a explanation even tho you aint eem worn that particular jacket in like 2 years or whatever n yalls only been together off n on for like 23...maybe 26 months n shit so what that got to do wit ANYTHING?! HUH? HUH MA?! HOW THAT SHIT EEM MY FAULT HUH?! YO I BLAME ALL THIS SHIT ON YA SISTER...ITS HER GOTDAM FAULT! YOU KNO THAT BITCH ALWAYS IN YA EAR TALMBOUT YO THAT MUTHAFUCKA AINT SHIT N YOU CAN DO BETTER BLAH BLAH BLAH N WHY HE SO FLY N BE LOOKIN ALL GOOD N SMELLIN ALL ELEGANT N SHIT WHEN HE COME ROUND EVEN THO HE DONT BE TREATIN YOU GOOD...LOOKIN ALL FLY N SAYIN FLY SHIT BUT REGARDLESS HE AINT RIGHT GURL...YOU SHOULD LEAVE  HIS GOOD LOOKIN FLY ASS ETC ETC....YO THAT HOE GOT HER OWN PERSONAL ISSUES N A COMPLEX CUZ HER MAN BE SPENDIN HALF THE WEEK WIT HIS SIDE BITCH N TAKIN HER KIDS TO SCHOOL IN THE MORNING FOR HER N SHIT N BUYIN THE LITTLE NIGGAS TOYS N NINTENDOS N WHATEVER WHATEVER...IM SAYIN ITS NO WONDER YA POPS LEFT YALL ITS CUZ HE WAS FORESEEIN ALL THIS SHIT CUZ YA MOMS IS WILD OVERWEIGHT TOO WIT HER BIG ASS HANDS LOOKIN LIKE SAUSAGE LINKS POKIN OUTTA A PITA POCKET N SHIT. SO I GUESS ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOU START FILLIN OUT IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES N SHIT TOO. YO WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THAT SHIT!! But yo there you have it... Whether yalls fuck wit it or not is irrelevant cuz I got my opinions n mines is the only ones I trust. Ionno if Wrath Of Caine better than Fear Of God but it definitely aint worse. Feel me? If this like a sign of whats to come on the album then it looks like Push gon be deliverin another street classic yo.

Aight peace.

Yo I give this shit 4 Zeus Slaps Outta 5