Thursday, July 7, 2011

The 3rd Annual 10 Softest Niggas In The Game






Ayo whattup yall its ya boy Tony Starks aka The Black Bolo Yeung aka Volcano Hands Deini nahmean. Its that time a year again when we discuss all the softest niggas in the game namsayin. Word is bond. Yall already kno how it go. We gon push the reset button on this one tho nahmean. So that means that even if a nigga was featured in the 1st n 2nd  lists he still eligible to be mentioned on this list namsayin. Cos theres jus some muthafuckas that need to be recognized for all they efforts n they talents more than others son. So on that note...






10. Drizzy Drake

Surprise niggas! Ya boy Young Angel is bizzack like he forgot his lip balms. Ayo yall remember the reactions niggas had when they seen those pictures that the nigga Jay-Z threw up on the Summer Jam screen of Prodigy dressed up like Mike Jackson? Niggas looked at that shit like it was pictures of son doin cartwheels in a bikini yo. Niggas thought that niggas career got dealt a deathblow wit that shit nahmean. N maybe it did kinda shake my nigga up namsayin....I dont know. But in the meantime this merry little muthafucka right here got pictures of hisself sittin on broads laps n more pictures of hisself embracin other dudes than any nigga known to man...n he STILL goin on wit life like that shit all good. Cos aint nobody SHOCKED when they see the sus nigga wit liquid vagina flowin thru his veins doin that shit namsayin. Niggas practically EXPECT that shit from son namsayin. But when you compare the MJ costume to this Farnsworth Bentley of Middle Earth look....you really cant see nothin that wrong wit the Prodigy pictures no more son. Either way...when it comes to Aubs you are lookin at the most softboiled creature on Gods green earth yo. This niggas music is so light in the ass that if you look real close at ya speakers when you playin his joints you can see tiny little heart bubbles comin outta em son. 








9. Big Sean 

I buy a lot a music son so it aint unusual for Tone to end up coppin shit n then givin it away or throwin it out the window while Im drivin n shit namsayin. I try to give niggas a chance. I even held this niggas cd in my hand n looked at it like I dont kno.... should I drop 8 bucks on this shit n give son a clean slate? I ended up puttin it down n coppin the Curren$y joint after I came back to my senses n shit tho. But I ended up hearin it anyway namsayin. To be honest wit yalls...I was kinda  feelin most those beats. But I cant get past this niggas rhymin yo. What really had me shakin my head n questionin the niggas sanity was son had the nerve to call those bars he spit on the BET awards wit them other g.o.o.d. music niggas the "verse of the year". Like forreal forreal....this nigga is outta his fuckin mind son. Nigga said in plain english "tell me that wasnt verse of the year" on his So Much More joint.  That shit wasnt even the verse of that cipher son....nevermind year! Its possible that the only nigga that didnt spit nicer bars was Kanye. But I think that nigga Ye actually went off the head wit summa that shit. To make shit even worse tho the nigga Kanye recently said "What Beyonce is to R&B...Big Sean can be to rap." That is a quote son. In reality this nigga aint got a original bone in his body so he aint gon ever be the Beyonce of rap....but how his own boss comparin him to broads yo? Yeah yeah I kno niggas heard sons supa dupa shit n ran wit it...................... baton. But other niggas was doin that shit when Medium Sean was still a fetus anyways yo. Go ask Sean Price. Either way tho....it aint like I hate this nigga. But he need to stop the diva shit n all the talk bout wantin to be famous n jus make some decent music or some shit nahmean.








8. Kanye West

Now I got nothin but love for the nigga Yeezy nahmean. I jus wanna make that shit very clear yo. Son is a genius n he a muthafuckin animal when he get in the studio namsayin. That nigga will bite the head off a dove when he in the booth son. Son aint really the most lyrical nigga on earth like that...but he got a lot of heart n charisma namsayin. Nevermind what that nigga do when he behind the boards son....I aint even gotta tell you he gets busy g. I love this niggas music son. BUT this muthafucka done put on womens garments one too many times to not get called out for it son. This niggas drivin his gender mobile in the middle of the freeway wit no regards for which way the traffic is goin AT ALL b. This nigga aint jus gon be rockin the entire Chanel spring collection n not catch no flack for that shit nahmean. The nigga dont only throw on a couple questionable accessories here n there tho...he actually dresses straight up in shit that was designed for broads like he jus dont give a fuck namsayin. I cant condone that shit son. I been known to rock some elegant shit from time to time too son but this nigga done put the flame back in flamboyant yo. That shit aint even unisex my nigga. Cmon son. Crossdressin aint fly son. Fuck is you doin Ye?







7. J. Cole

Now before all yall Cole stans who been lookin past this nigga's boring ass songs for years start cryin over this shit like you in a Trey Songz video....hear me out yo. I kno the nigga can spit. I kno he got a couple dope production wins under his belt too. But despite all that....its like this niggas been readin from Memphis Bleek's book on '100 Ways To Fail Even When Ya Mentor Is The Biggest Nigga In Hip Hop' all this time son. Also why this nigga always gotta have a facial expression lookin like somebody jus stole his bike n shit? Is this nigga capable of a genuine moment of happiness yo? I dont think so son. This niggas own shadow gets depressed from hangin round his bitter ass. But when he do try n make some party type shit for the broads that shit jus ends up soundin unnatural as fuck anyway. For example the niggas got absolutely no clue what he spose to be doin on shit like Work Out. Son was like...."Uhhh...bitches love old Paula Abdul shit...Imma jus sing some old Paula Abdul shit rite here..." n lost his composure all over that shit yo. Lets jus accept the fact that the nigga is too emotionally delicate to pull this shit off. Son aint the second comin of Nas like niggas was hypin him up to be. Nas was on like 4 joints before he dropped. his first album.  2 of those shits ended up on Illmatic. Illmatic had 10 tracks. 1 a those tracks was a intro. You see where Im goin wit this? This nigga got like 40 to 50 joints out n his label still aint NOWHERE ready to drop a album based off what he givin em. I wanna see this nigga win but its lookin like he need to call his next mixtape False Alarm. Tone feels ya pain Jigga. 






6. Lil Wayne 

I aint never really had no problems wit Weezy namsayin. But son is forcin niggas hands yo. We see pictures of son french kissin Baby....niggas pardon that. He allows Nicki Minaj to release music n hop on remixes 5 times a day for the last 2 years...niggas pardon that. He allows wack ass Gudda Gudda to continue to eat....niggas pardon that. Drake............we pardoned that. He even puts out a bullshit ass "rock" album.....n niggas pardoned that too. But when that nigga set foot in the booth to croon a ballad called "How To Love"....n expected niggas to really not take offense to the shit he was doin....ayo Wayne we got problems now son. Somebody needs to go stomp the braids off this niggas head yesterday son. This shit is NOT okay yo. How you gon jus out-soft that nigga Drizzy anyway? I thought yalls was family nahmean. You kno damm well thats ya boys lane. But you even took it further than him. I mean that nigga Aubrey got his own set of feminine tendencies to cope wit but he aint never sat down n sang a whole fruity ass love ballad over some Wyclef bathin in the waters of his idols type guitar chords n shit son. You really went too far nigga. Son you was a animal back in like '04 to '07.  Bring back that nigga or some shit son. 








5. Soulja Boy 

Aka the 2011 Mr Bojangles. This nigga also deserves recognition as the coon of the decade namsayin. I dont even kno how muthafuckas listen to this niggas music....nevermind callin that shit hip hop. If it was 1930 this nigga would be rockin a necklace made of chicken legs n pigs feet n be tap dancin on watermelons for a livin. Anyways...sons music is only technically hip hop....like drinkin a beer wit a straw n a umbrella in the bottle is technically drinkin a beer namsayin. Hidin behind 50 Cent wont protect you from ya own bitchassness tho son. This nigga been germinatin in the garden of wackness for a hot minute now. This nigga done splashed hisself wit enough water from the fountain of coonery to last 12 lifetimes. Stop givin this nigga a pass jus cos he young. Muthafuckin Run DMC was around this niggas age when they made King Of Rock yo. LL Cool J was on his first comeback when he was this niggas age yo. NWA made Fuck The Police when they was this niggas age son. You cant hide behind youth forever you clown ass muthafucka. If I see you Imma smack the slaves outta you nigga. Its open season on you son. 








4. Bow wow

This nigga rite here is a human bellybutton son. The only form of touch this nigga is capable of is a caress namsayin. Fuck outta here wit the fake Nino Brown shit too you shrimp cocktail ass nigga. This little muthafucka jus refuses to let his career die wit some honor or dignity nahmean. Word is bond this nigga is his own worst enemy too yo. The last time anybody took this nigga serious Lil Kim was still mostly made of human body parts son. Callin this nigga a clown would be givin him too much credit nahmean. If I see the nigga Imma slap his head n torso off his legs. Word is bond. Ayo Bow Wow you better stay ya bitch ass out the gods way son. If I see you Imma throw all 80 pounds of you as far as I can off the top of a buildin n then run down the stairs n hop in my whip n chase you as you flyin across the sky n hit you wit my car jus as you bout to land n then smash the whip into a brick wall son. You been warned son.







3. Tyga  

This nigga looks like a transgender Vietnamese prostitute that got abducted by aliens n was cloned but never really finished the process of turnin hisself  into a actual human n shit so he came out lookin like he do...but he still part alien n only kinda human lookin now namsayin. Or some shit like that. Son looks like Wiz Khalifa n Dennis Rodman's love child or some shit son. But that aint even the problem wit this nigga g. This niggas music sounds like shit you hear when you see a geisha twirlin ribbons in the air n shit namsayin. To top it all off the nigga be lookin more suspect than two niggas sharin a hot dog from opposite sides n meetin in the middle nahmean. Am I the only one thats seein this shit? Son looks like a fuckin lesbian yo. The nigga probably marinates hisself in lotion for hours when he gets home son. Why is this nigga even here yo?






2. Yung Berg 

Callin this nigga a failure is not givin him enough credit namsayin. Straight up. Technically this nigga has already mastered failure n moved on to the level that comes after failin tho. Son has evolved past bein a regular failin ass nigga. This nigga has developed his own science when it comes to that shit....its "quantum failure" nahmean. This nigga can fail without even bein awake yo. Son can fail in a dream n bring that shit back wit him to his conscious state namsayin. The nigga can inception fail his way thru life. The nigga can find the fail buried 4 levels deeper under the failure that you actually see. The nigga can fail about 78 times per heartbeat g. In fact by the time you finish readin this sentence the nigga will have failed approximately 468 times namsayin. This nigga is usin methods of failure that niggas aint even seen since the ancient Mayans n Egyptians was on earth still yo. This nigga is usin approaches to failin that brought upon the destructions of entire ancient civilizations son. Think its a game yo? This nigga takes his failure very fuckin seriously son. He dont want no failures happenin unless he involved. No chains snatched...no faces smacked...no nothin. A nigga falls off his bike in the park....he wants IN. 







1. The many sides of Drake 

This is a conflicted nigga rite here. If this aint a nigga wit a identity crisis I dont kno what is namsayin. First you got the Drake thats like the Taio Cruz of hip hop. The nigga got the most bitchmade voice on earth so its not like it takes son much effort to go FAM (Feminine As a Muthafucka) on a track. But then you look again n the niggas hollerin soo woo n twistin his fingers in all sortsa stupid ways while he takin a picture wit Jeezy. Then you hear the nigga promisin to wife any broad that glances in his general direction in a song. Then theres Drake who dont give a fuck bout a bitch or a hoe. Then theres Drake who will snuggle up in a broads lap n fall asleep. We all kno who the real Drake is but son wants to have his cupcake n eat it too namsayin. First off this nigga had approximately zero male role models in his household to look up to while he was growin up. So it aint came as no surprise to his moms when son had a Jack Sparrow walk n stuck his pinky out when he held his teacups. Son  probably weighs about 190 or 200...n at least 50 of those pounds gotta be due to female hormones alone yo. But aint nobody mad at the nigga for all that effeminate shit. That cornball shit aint the facade. Its the fake ass shit that niggas cant look past namsayin. Ayo son...will.i.am. is a corny nigga too. That nigga Travie McCoy a corny nigga. Even Will Smith is a corny nigga. But those dudes stay in they own lane. They jus some pop niggas. So nobody got problems wit em. Even Nelly accepted that he was better off livin his life as a pop nigga n stopped talkin bout street sweepers n blowin weed in his hooks namsayin. But them dudes dont represent US as a culture like that. If this nigga wanna step up n be the face of hip hop n talk bout how he gon follow in the footsteps of niggas like Jay-Z then he better rep the culture correctly. Otherwise he need to take his Febreze-garglin, B-throwin, hoe-savin, bubblegum R&B ass home son. That bein said....



THE FIRST INDUCTEE INTO THE SOFT NIGGA HALL OF FAME IS..........




 AUBREY DRAKE GRAHAM


Congrats to that nigga. He earned it namsayin. Before I wrap this shit up tho I jus wanna say that these little niggas need to stop talkin nonstop bout makin it someday n becomin successful n bein famous n all that nahmean. Niggas thats true to they hearts bout what they do jus make they art however they wanna make it son. The fame n all that is jus the benefits that come along wit stayin true to yaself. Eybody that raps wanna be famous n get money yo. Its been that way since Sugar Hill son. But niggas like Big Sean n that nigga J. Cole followed in the footsteps of that diva nigga Drake n made that shit the subject of half they songs yo. Cmon son. Niggas dont need to hear bout all that bitterness n that "Im bout to get on" shit on half the joints you makin n shit nahmean. Smarten up little niggas.

130 comments:

  1. 5. Soulja Boy

    Aka the 2011 Mr Bojangles.

    Had me straight rolling. I can't stand when niggas act like this fool actually has talent too and wanna defend his music. Soulja boy should have never crawled out the mufuckin womb.

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  2. Yung Berg part was incredible god!

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  3. hahahahha! This post is pure genius. Been a fan of rap ever since I can remember. Damn near got all Pac's unreleased shit...soo you already know where Im COMING from! and you know they gonna read this shit too...hopefuylly they wise up before its too late.

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  4. Classic son... That Young Berg shit had me in tears...

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  5. Face u a funny a$$ nicca dawg... Had a nigga on the floor wit some of those comments... LMMFAO (pause, no homo) yo

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  6. As always, a winning post. Fantastic work!

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  7. hilarious as always, but that last paragraph is real talk.

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  8. Perfect god. thank you.

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  9. This shit had my stomach hurting from laughing so hard. But you do know that the pic you had for Bow Wow is really Will Smith's son right? I mean they all look alike but....just sayin'

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  10. HELL yeah that last paragraph is real talk. "I wanna be famous" rap. Mixed with the "im fly" rap. You was also right on with the drake stuff too. What type of person he is depends on whose on da track wit him at the time, shit is so crazy.

    Last but not least big tone how u keep lettin them travis porter niggas slide?? them niggas is long overdue for your website. these niggas have spawned a whole legion of ignorant non-rappin down south young niggas who think a shitload of tats, camoflauge cargos, jordans, and stupid haircuts are the most important and only requirements to rappin god. keep shittin on these niggas.

    J. Cole = Nas??? LMAO

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  11. ^^Don't forget Roscoe Dash, they like the same types of niggas. And have u heard that "college girl" song them niggas got? SMH.

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  12. Dear sir,

    After reading this article, it is clear that you have no life and are the biggest fag ever. Another thing that became clear after finishing this, was that you are very very very very very jealous of Drake...For some reason you just want to be him REALLY REALLY badly.

    It's funny how Drake has probably fucked every girl you've dreamed about and your mom (who you live with) probably fingers herself to his music videos.

    It's embarassing that any and ALL of these rappers could murder you in a freestyle and/or fight in real life.

    Tbh, I laughed the whole post not because you were funny just because I didn't realize they were such huge fags like you out there in the world.

    Anyway, keep posting man...you probably have nothing else to do. Will look forward to seeing you in the sequel for 40-Year Old Virgin.

    Peace

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    1. chiiillll obviously your the 40-year-old virgin on a rampage. dont make sure ur tampon aint sideways u softa thn babby shit ass nigga

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    2. You're retarded, GFK is the man and has been for time. You must still be breast feeding if you dont know this, you've definitely been dick feeding if you stand up for Drake the biggest fayg in the game.

      Ghost is more likely to be your dad than a virgin, so go and practice putting on a bra or something you gigantic drake loving homo

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    3. lol fucking gay ass nigga butthurt cause his idol got served. why don't you leave here son and go jack off to his music videos

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  13. I literally had to keep pausing then go back to read after composing myself , I was that livid!

    Thing is.... Is all entirel true especially the younger inductees... Pure bitchmade scented coonery

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  14. This was genuine laugh out loud funny.

    Thanks for saying the shit that the rest of us were already thinking, Ghost.

    Also, since you also have easier access to these clowns than we do, please pimp slap the most blatant offenders for us.

    Thanks, bruh.

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  15. Between that first picture of Drake and the Soulja Boy analysis, I am in tears!

    I mean, wtf @ this.."If it was 1930 this nigga would be rockin a necklace made of chicken legs n pigs feet n be tap dancin on watermelons for a livin"..I had to collect myself.

    But on some real sh*t. That last paragraph and the following are nothing short of that uncut raw:

    "Stop givin this nigga a pass jus cos he young. Muthafuckin Run DMC was around this niggas age when they made King Of Rock yo. LL Cool J was on his first comeback when he was this niggas age yo. NWA made Fuck The Police when they was this niggas age son. You cant hide behind youth forever you clown ass muthafucka.

    ..man keep these shits coming. I got your blog on bookmark!

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  16. p tone you dropped some genuine knowledge in this shit. you know ya needs to get a logo for this blog though. stands out too much not to have one.

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  17. Genius sun. ...I don't give a f@ck how people feel about what you are sayin or who you're talkin bout, this sh!t you writin is genius comedy. Straight up, I don't know a funnier blog on the internet.

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  18. That "Dear Sir..." tight ass who responded a few comments before me needs to relax, and maybe try experiencing sex for the first time so he can hopefully stop worrying about what blogs are jokingly making fun of his favorite artists.

    When something is THIS undeniably funny, and some "precum baby" feels the need to come around and hop on his soapbox and admonish whoever it is that's clearly just having a laugh at the expense of some artists who probably aren't going to be affected by any of this in the least anyway, AND is doing a bloody good job of making it entertainig, I can't help but shake my head.

    Lighten up, you soft ass muthafucka.

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  19. What this dude said ^^^

    Yo this is probably one of if not THE funniest thing I have ever read in my whole life! No exaggeration necessary.

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  20. And listen to the KNOWLEDGE being spread in these posts. This 1 especially! This is far from just jokes. Tone is droppin gems here. That Drake shit...plus the part at the end. Incredible.

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  21. The Young berg Description had me DEAD to rights. I Couldn't fucking breath!

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  22. Dini...lolol...way to get at these clowns My G....this post hady my laughin' at my desk this morn...HI-larious...and True...

    Keep doing what you do Lord..

    -The Coach

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  23. I'd like to beat the shit outta that "Dear Sir" trick because he's the type of mark that enjoys annoying teen bopper shit. Keep those post comming, Ghost! People need the truth!!!!

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  24. YOU HAD THE SAME "ANNUAL" POST 3 TIMES THIS YEAR.
    FUNNY SHIT AS USUAL BRUH.

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  25. @salty dude:

    You still sounded sane until u said:

    "It's embarassing that any and ALL of these rappers could murder you in a freestyle and/or fight in real life."

    Drake? SB? Big Sean? J Cole? Young Berg? Bow Wow??? LOL. YOU are the reason why these people even have a career. People like you actually believing these guys are tough in some shape or fashion lol. Most of them niggas dont even rap about hands cuz they already know whats up. Wayne caught a beat down by a regular everyday nigga at Jackson State University back in the day (google it). These niggas is marshmallowy as Will Smith would say. Now go stand by the door and wait on your OVO t-shirt u just bought.

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  26. sons music is only technically hip hop....like drinkin a beer wit a straw n a umbrella in the bottle is technically drinkin a beer namsayin.

    Big Ghost stays sippin rum outta stanley cups - INFLAMMABLE!

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  27. Real Shit! Not many dudes know of Bolo Yeung! Let me add Billy Zabka. They my idols, for real. Always rootin for the villian!

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  28. So real; and honestly, maybe the funniest shit i've ever read.

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  29. Ayo Ghost,
    This is hilarious, probably the best thing on the internet! I check this blog before I check if I got paid.
    Much Respect and admiration

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  30. this needs to be on a podcast.

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  31. GENIUS, my nigga...no other way to describe it.

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  32. @ salty dude.
    This mf got supa offensive ghost, I think u might have a drizzy nut swinger in the building. mf was typin words like he was serious, but due to his subject matter only managed to convey that he softer than bunny bread. And to say u'd get murdered by all these Cooch look alikes in a cypher or in a fight proves this nicca delerious. Man big ghost look at these niccas serious and they meltin like the saccharine in they veins. shits too true ghost. I got a vote for the next 10 softest niccas in the game: tiny tempah, pitbull, and sean kingston. between the three these niccas more cake than hostess and sara lee combined.

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  33. To the soft ass nigga that's defending these broke-back mountain ass cronies, please do yourself a favor and just get the hushmouth, homeboy. Seriously, you're probably the same type of garbage ass muthafucka that thinks Nelly won the beef with KRS-1. Come on now! We all know Big Ghost was speaking the truth. At least WE ADULTS DO, now why dont you go back and swim in the kiddie pool withcha playmates, ya dig?

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  34. Orange Star Happy Hunting 616July 11, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    The Soulja Boi joint kilt me dead chile, kilt me dead LLS.

    So much truth, humor, and knowledge throughout as usual.

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  35. Yo Big Ghost; whats up w a Podcast?!! Bless us bruh.

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  36. This shit has me in tears every single time, ghost cuts these niggas asses with no mercy. Its about time somebody started straightening this shit out cut this Hip Hop ain't what it used to be since somebody let these soft ass heart on they sleeve light in the ass niggas in the door.
    And @salty dude up there not only do you sound mad sus you sound like a fool for even coming on here with that shit, get ya teenyboppin ass back to ya florist job or whatever it us you do and leave hip hop commentary to the one's truly interested in preserving it.

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  37. Word. Clap for the Queen. Set em straight.

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  38. Man that Tyga shit had my gut crampin and my eyes water up.....I couldnt make it past the "transgender Vietnamese prostitute" line!! This is bay far the BEST blog on the net HANDS FUCKIN DOWN!!!!

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  39. this ISSS true.. but u do realize your from staten island right? therefore u have almost no say because your washed up and they gettin more money then you. id be mad too..

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  40. I want to hear your take on Gucci Mane. Dude is a marble-gargling buffoon.

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  41. andre from baltimmoreJuly 14, 2011 at 6:36 AM

    yo!!! IVE NEVER LAUGH SO HARD FROM READING IN MY FUCKING LIFE!!!! CLASSIC POST.

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  42. http://www.xxlmag.com/old-main/2006/07/gillie-da-kid-behind-the-music/

    XXL: Were you straight writing verses for Wayne, or was it more of a coaching thing?
    Gillie: No, Wayne had good breath control, so it was really more of a study thing.

    Wayne from Sqad Up to Drought 3 >>>>>>

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  43. YO GHOST, THIS IS THE BEST SHIT I'VE READ IN YEARS MAN. I WAS LITERALLY CRYING WHILE READING THIS SHIT. IT'S TOO MUCH GOLD MAN. PLEASE MAKE A FILM VERION OF THIS, MAKE A VIDEO AWARDS NEXT TIME.

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  44. Just change Jaden Smith's picture to an actual picture of Bow Wow and your entry is perfect.

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  45. this is spot on.
    its hilarious and 99.9% true at the same time.

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  46. Soulja Boy part brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard. So funny. Even funnier he keeps calling these posts "annual" lol

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  47. That last paragraph was ridiculously true about these new dudes rapping about being famous. STFU and just rap instead of dreaming about being famous from rap.

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  48. @ Anon- Does everyone get he posted Jaden's picture on Bow Wow's post on PURPOSE for comedic effect? lol To show he still thinks of him as a kid with braids.

    This whole post was crazy funny. People think I'm dying over here

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  49. This is the most ignorant shit ive ever read in my life, you wanna talk about staying true to your art and making the music you want to, what the fuck do you think they are all doing? Contradicting your own statements throughout the whole entire thing....

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  50. Yo this shit was funny as fuck. Real shit tho. I don't even listen to these cats because they all WEAK. You made some good points man about NWA/NAS being the same age and making some real ass music.

    J Cole is boring as fuck and drake and his clones need to stop complaining about being rich and famous. Drake is the reigning champ my nij

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  51. Yo Ghost, this shit had me straight rollin'. Love your post, glad to see you doing your thing. I'll see you in San Francisco for Roq the Bells, homie.

    P.S. The pics you use are classic, man.

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  52. Knowledge straight from the 36 Chambers. Bookmarked.

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  53. 'nahmean' 'namsayin'.
    Stop this fucking bullshit. English motherfucker, do you speak it?

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  54. dude, you do realise you got a picture of jayden smith instead of bow wow right? ..... why? get a real photo of him!

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  55. Shit was funny Cole is not boring its the beats he choose. He's old school, got nas style. The beats on illmatic werent crazy but the lyricals made it a classic.......... but funny shiit thoo Yung L.A shud of been on there too nigga got smack in his own crib and lil twist too.

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    1. Fuck outta son, them beats on Illmatic were some of the best hip hop instrumentals ever created. Cole is cool,but he is NOTHING like Nas kid.

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  56. Whether I agree with it or not i was on the floor. I couldn't breathe, that skish was just toooooo damn funny. Props. And that's all I can say.

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  57. I cried and rolled on the floor while reading the tyga shyt

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  58. "usin approaches to failin that brought upon the destructions of entire ancient civilizations "

    Gold!


    And I thought the first picture was little Barack...

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  59. This is the first post I've read by you, sir. One of the funniest fucking things I've read in a minute, everything u sayin I co-sign x100.

    Dude's be makin music for suburban kids nowadays. And I couldn't agree more with J. Cole - dude is mad talented and I have/had high hopes for Cole, but he needs to find his niche and stay wit it. NAMSAYIN? HAHAHA
    Good shit.

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  60. That's not Bow Wow you fucking idiot, it's Will Smith's kid

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  61. Dear 'Face:

    I've known for ooh, coming onto a century now that you're cross-eyed crazy. Yet despite your archaic views on the roles of women on this planet you are the following: 1) A student of the game 2) A student of the art 3) A true Master of Ceremonies 4) Funny-as-fuck LMAO! I'm in PAIN right now... :P

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  62. 'Think its a game yo? This nigga takes his failure very fuckin seriously son. He dont want no failures happenin unless he involved. No chains snatched...no faces smacked...no nothin. A nigga falls off his bike in the park....he wants IN.'

    Love the "King of New York" interpolation ;)

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  63. I am trying oh so hard not to fall out of my chair. Your post are pretty much accurate and spot on hilarious...next time I will keep tissues at my side while I read so that I can wipe the tears from crying because you made me laugh so hard. Much love to you Ghost!

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  64. he legit hates drake lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  65. hahaha i laughed so hard - "The last time anybody took this nigga serious Lil Kim was still mostly made of human body parts son."

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  66. "Farnsworth Bentley from middle earth" I'm done.

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  67. Funny that all these soft cats is relevant and your not,,,, I'm from the old school too man but not a hater like ghost,,,that tuff guy shit is played out man,, its 2011 not 88,,

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  68. this shit needs to be a tv show early!

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  69. All these other 'anonymous' cats just dont get it. stfu hatin on ghost

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  70. FAKE ASS GHOSTFACE KILLAH BLOG. Guess what, yo ... do a Google search on this URL. This is NOT written by the real GFK or by anyone in Wu-Tang or by anyone associated with him. Although ... it's still hilarious. EVERYBODY FELL FOR THIS STUPID SHIT, (WHICH IS PRETTY AMAZING.)

    FRAUD BLOG

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  71. Its a parody blog you fuckin retard (@ the last poster)

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  72. "...Memphis Bleek's book '100 ways to fail when ya mentor is the biggest nigga in hip-hop' "

    Shit almost had me in tears from laughing so hard. Funniest blog out there!

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  73. You have me in tears of laughter

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  74. you want drizzy drake aka young angel in your bed though.

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  75. shit man, you know that brick don't hit back. shit, brick can't hit back if it tried. picked apart my friend. exposing all that shit for what it is. shits real proper.

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  76. Had me in tears. Pure GENIUS. Got it book marked.

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  77. Some of the funniest shit I ever heard, keep shootin @ them coons!

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  78. Yo I've read all your posts and I gotta agree wid you man. Hilarious shit right here... Tyga - 'This nigga looks like a transgender Vietnamese prostitute that got abducted by aliens n was cloned but never really finished the process of turnin hisself into a actual human n shit so he came out lookin like he do.' Hahahahhahahahahha but for real Drake deserves 1st place

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  79. OMMFG!!! Ghost just bodied Bow Wow, Tyga and especially Yung Berg. I can bearely see the screen through all of the tears from laughing. Fuck uou ghost, now my fucking ribs hurt.

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  80. Dumb ass motherfuckers on here bitching about hiphop slang talking about "speak english" on a hiphop site?! GTFOH with that bullshit, bruh. And enough about the jaden smith picture. You all don't really think that is an actual picture of Soulja Boy do you? Comedic effect morons. But seriously P-Tone get the real Ghostface to at least do an audio version of your lists and reviews.

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  81. Yo that shit is too funny, but where is Flo-rida, pitbull, and Roscoe Dash. Flo-rida is the wackest of the wack. Keep it coming Ghost.

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  82. You fuckin nailed it. That nigga J Cole DOES look like someone took his bike.

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  83. Ghost blogs and commentary is funny. Yo Ghost keep this up I think you can take this to another level!!!!

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  84. Haha, Drake posted on July 7, 2011 1:38 PM.

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  85. I need oxygen I can't breathe from laughing and cry so damn hard, thanks you just save me form taking anti depressants. Nice to no know someone else feels my pain

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  86. Man my ribs hurt from readin' this!

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  87. HAHAHAHA!!!! This shit is too awesome! Laughing so loud I almost got fired... Too classic yo, can't wait for the next one.

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  88. you type like an idiot. i had a headache after the first paragraph. thank you for making me feel THAT much more intelligent. NAMEAN!!???!

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  89. much less offered a scholarship-- so she should stop dreaming about college.

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  90. you ripped this shit up toney. you really defined these fucked up softy niggas. namsayin

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  91. shit was worth every fuckin word I read b. namsayin

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  92. still laughin to this shit

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  93. This shit was only half funny but then again not really. On real talk though he's calling all these niggas bitches and shit real niggas wouldnt have wasted their time even doing this...so i guess the saying is... real recognize real and bitch niggas (that is you) recognize bitch niggas so thats why you did an excellent job with the descriptions.

    In conclusion you are an hater and all these niggas are more successful than you will ever be.

    The End.

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  94. You made a blog thats only about criticizing rappers on both their music, their looks & on how they made it & you're saying you're not a hater? My nigga you got the word hater written all over your forehead.

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  95. im still trying to figure out why i took the time to read this ignorance i dont agree with some of it but its a blog so its your opinion 1 question though how much money did you make while you were creating this bash list and how much money did the entire list make collectively and indiviually while you were creating this bash list if you made less maybe you need to reconsider how you spend your time ....matter fact im losing money while commenting and reading your post let me get back to the money and stop hating on you and this weak post

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  96. i cried reading this... and I think I'm having a heart attack

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  97. @mz diamonds, you obviously don't understand the concept of illustrative satire...which has been used repeatedly throughout this post, so must have missed the point (that is unless you were being sarcastic).

    And it amazes me how some ppl don't get this post (or hip hop in general, but that's a more obvious point unnecessary to breach). It's hilarious, well-written, and on absolute fucking point whether you like these rappers or not. I've just found my new favorite blog. Life just became a little brighter.

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  98. It's like Drake says in Lord Knows, "I don't make music for niggas who don't get pussy, so those are the ones I count on to diss me or overlook me."

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  99. "But jealousy is just love and hate at the same time"-Drake

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  100. I hate people who don't get it. I rock with Lupe, but this shit is still the funniest post EVER. It's pure genius. I think like @Bey said, most of these cornballs don't really get this or hip-hop. The concept of microphones and turntables have been replaced with swag and record sales.

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  101. omg im rolling! yo scrap said young berg created qauntum failure. that shit is hysterical! That line you had in the first drake attack about looking at the speakers real close and seeing little hearts had me rolling. yo GHOST your a beast. possibly the funniest G nigga out there!

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  102. haha i totally agree with that drizzy shit. funny as fuck... but forreal j cole is one of the most lyrical geniuses of all time. All his fans are the people that actually listened to his lyrics and see his skills. He speaks the truth and i dont get how anyone could hate on him.

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  103. son....yung berg post had me weaaaak.

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  104. This shit is solid, cept i dnno about weezy, like he's done some soft shit but i respect what he's tryna say in how to love, even tho that shit is maad soft..

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  105. got damn...readin this shit is addictive...i stayed up late as fuck readin all these big ghost blogs. its 3 am and i gotta work at 9 in the morning! hahaha i dont give a fuck. shit is classic!! gotta school these young thunder cats. keep up the good work. stay throwing mofo's off roof tops...this shit is hilarious.

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  106. This shyt cray cuh. Only one I would dissagre with is Tyga cuh. He a raw ass nigga. I can clearly see he shuldnt be in tha same roster ass them gay YMCMB niggas cuh. Like I listened to almost all of his mixtapes, he got skill bruh, some of his new shyt sucks, but thats what those McNiggas in YM do to u cuh. He needs to drop out like Spitta did

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  107. Funny as hell but that pic aint bow wow.

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  108. tyga should be #1. hes such a fucking failure faggot loser who is softer than a marshmallow

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  109. BOL reading each and everyone one but you killed it for me with Tyga.... *tears shedding* hilarious!

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  110. where does he get thee damn pic B?

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  111. This is fucking awesome!!

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  112. So funny, I was dying reading this list...

    Yo Big Ghost - how come Kid Cudi gets a pass??

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  113. im so black right now u guys!

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  114. Young Berg part made me laugh harder than I have for about a year, seriously man.

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  115. What a fuckin hater. Nigga you jus jelly dat you ain't famous an shi'. haters gon hate..... Stop blogging yo, jus stop

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  116. Hillarious shit ryt here

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  117. The Jaden Smith pic for Bow Wow tho? #dead

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