Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Take care...






Ayo whattup yalls its P-Tone back in effect...cashin checks n breakin soft niggas necks. I apologize for not blessin yall wit no jewelz for a minute like that namsayin. I jus been workin at expandin the Starks empire n what have you. But Im gon try n keep this shit more regular forreal yo. For anybody that peeps my shit...even yall hatin ass niggas...I got nothin but love for yalls. So thank you namsayin. Anyhow my man the legendary Hex Murda got at me today n son asked me what I thought bout the nigga Aubrey callin his nex album "Take Care". We was buildin on that topic for a minute nahmean. Niggas was discussin the peculiarity of havin a joint called "Take Care" so on n so forth. But instead of jus sayin ayo I think son a gay ass muthafucka for that shit rite there b...I  think we was sorta lookin at that shit from the perspective of a soft ass nigga for a moment n examinin the possible reasons for him bein a cornball like that. Like truthfully this nigga probably been guilty of all kinds a suspect shit son. One look at this nigga n you kno he probably been involved in all types a suspectivity over the years yo. I dont mean that in no disrespectful kinda way. Word. But if somebody asked me ayo Tone you think this nigga ever caught snowflakes on his tongue before? I would say yeah. Absolutely yo. If somebody asked me ayo Tone you think that if we was watchin figure skatin wit that nigga Aubrey that he could tell niggas the difference between a triple toe loop n a triple lutz? Again yo I gotta say no doubt pa. That aint the types a shit that the average nigga be knowin but I think that son can definitely tell the difference g. If somebody asked ayo Toney you think this nigga ever nursed a insect or small rodent back to health? Word is bond yo I gotta say hell yeah g. Probably jus yesterday even. N there aint really nothin wrong wit that namsayin. I mean son probably got a nursery at his crib where he helps orphaned animals all the time son. But you also gotta ask yaself...how many niggas you got in ya circle that be knowin n doin shit like that namsayin. This nigga wanna live that exotic life but he straddlin a fine line between bein a dude wit some culture to him n bein a straight pillow bitin ass nigga. But I aint mad at son. I wish him well b. Ya boy aint bear no ill will toward that nigga whatsoever namsayin. That bein said I would like to present to yalls another gallery dedicated to that nigga Aubrey. Once again the captions reflect what was more than likely bein said or goin thru sons head at that time nahmean. 
Aight peace.





"I dont care who knows either boy!"





"Eeeeeeeeeee can I keep her? Can I can I can I??!!!"






"All I neeeeed in this life of sin...."






"Down to riiiide to the bluhhh-dy end...."






"Look for meeee"






"mmmmmmm....so warm"






"...so when he pushed my head down I went like this....."






"It was MY turn to wear that"






"Ha ha ha...we're jussa couple a white dudes havin a laugh...." 






"This isn't what it looks like...I swear"






"Ew I think its touchin my thingy"






"Wayne said this outfit was FLAAAMES yo"





"Guhheheaaha"






"It feel just like we're sisters me n you"






"............"






"Anyway I think it would be dope if we added a few more niggas to the song Aubs..."






Ayo wait...this was for the Yung Berg gallery....







Damm yo....this was for the Yung Berg gallery too...nevermind. Sorry yall.






"They call it a goodbye but I say what's so good about it?"

18 comments:

  1. BiG Ghost just keep doing what you're doing fam. This shit was hilaaaaarious!

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  2. "Aubs", hahahahahaha

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  3. He might seem soft to YOU but a lot of us look up to Drake and use his music as therapy to help cope with life. He is probably top 5 dead or alive, and certainly a better rapper/singer/actor than anybody else in the game right now.

    Nah, I'm playin. Fuck that corny ass faggot. Keep hittin us with that marvelous shit Tone!

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  4. Lol! Thats how you go in on these cotton ball rappers!!!

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  5. shit nigga you went in. this sum cold hearted shit ease off the nigga a bitnohomo

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  6. That nigga Drake def b playin in da mud! I mean Wayne be kissin dudes in da lips, who knows there prolly an item! Lmfao!!! Peace Tone -Phraze Aknel

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  7. That's some funny shit...poor corny guy should be called Cotton Candy. haha.

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  8. "Anyway I think it would be dope if we added a few more niggas to the song Aubs..."

    HAHAHA....thats why I fucks wit ya big Tone. NO ONE IS SAFE, AIR THESE CLOWNS OUT!!!

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  9. These captions are seriously hilarious bro LMAO!!!

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  10. I was about to go in on Havana Bob until I saw the last sentence... Lol

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  11. funny as fuck again. dude you really have a gift for picking fucking hilarious pictures, and when you throw in them captions...oooh...funny as fuck

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  12. uhhhh.... who's Drake? oh oh that nigga in the wheelchair from Degrassi? Oh yeah oh yeah... that nigga dead yo.

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  13. fuckin hilarious keep this shit up

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  14. Just found your blog today after getting my Wisdom teeth pulled out. Can't stop laughing. Funniest shit I ever read. Made my day.

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  15. Ayo Big Tone aka the Wally Champ aka Ghostface Killa, fuck these soft as a newborn kitten ass niggas yo. Please keep blessing us with diamonds. You are sharp as a jagged piece of broken glass b. I appreciate what you doing for Hip Hop.

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  16. HAHA drake is fake. that rhymes mayb I should rap 2!

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  17. The lines from Pac's "Me and my Girlfriend" under all the Bieber pics just about killed me. LMFAO!

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