Ayo whattup yalls its P-Tone aka the Mighty Arms of Hercules. By now yall probably seen the Watch The Throne tracklist. That shit seemed authentic as fuck right? Word. But now the tracklist for Take Care is available too...Word is bond. So you kno ya boy Deini had to look out. Ayo I got you niggas namsayin. Yall gon probably be surprised to see that Dreams Money Can Buy aint made the album tho. Also there aint no collabs wit summa the artists we was thinkin he was gon work wit. But theres a few surprises instead yo. By the way Im gon chill on these Aubrey posts for a while yall. Jus thought his other fans would wanna see this shit tho. N bein the gentleman that I am I have obliged that nahmean. So in the immortal words of Puffy....take that take that take that...
1. Frolicking (Intro)
2. Jimmy Back feat. Meek Millz & Rick Ross
3. I Wanna Save You....(From You) feat.Trey Songz
4. My Eyebrows Say Yes, My Heart Says No feat. Swizz Beatz & Bruno Mars
5. Bar Mitzvah Money feat. Asher Roth
6. Peacock Feathers feat. Kanye West, T.I. & Lady Gaga
7. If I Were A Man feat. Nicki Minaj & Solange
8. Aub's Interlude
9. Mr Fancy Pants feat. T-Pain
10. Heart Throbbing feat. Lil Wayne
11. Fuckin U Til I Cry feat. Justin Bieber
12. Signed, Sealed....Heartbroken feat. Trey Songz
13. Gallop To Me feat. Chris Brown & Rihanna
14. Let Me Fluff feat. The Eurythmics & DJ Khaled
15. Young Angel's Outro
Bonus......... This is the first verse from Let Me Fluff
Uh
Where the fuck am I?
Oh yeah
I forgot, I'm exactly where I wanna beeeeeeeeee
Uh
I wanna sing to you, girl.....can I?
Or are you jus gettin sick of meeeeeeeeeeee?
I'm audacious, nigga, I'm so audacious
I saw a mirror n like.......How'm I spose to face it?
Niggas round my way used to say he so flirtatious
Now they call me Drizzy or that nigga, Young Plaaaaatexxxx
Yer girl wit me, n she beg to stay
Boy, I put that girl on like she was a negligee
Niggas used to say that Drizzy Drake seemed extra gay
But I showed em all, n they sayin, now we getcha aaaaaayyyy
Yuh mayne look like he cheatin, girl
I thank he hollerin at these other hoooooooooes
Yeah
I think he bein too misleadin, girl
Or rather...........I should say......I suppoooooooooooose
Uh
Me? Im just nigga that you fools been hatin
Young Garnier Fructis, mayne, I jus keep rejuvenatin
Yeah
N I'm about to travel home
Girl, if you interested you could be my chaperone
Uh
Cos sorry sweetheart, I hafta roam
Got my bags ready, babygirl, you gotta pack yer owwwwwwwwwn
Cos this plane about to lift off
Aubrey Drake Graham, nigga, or the rap Chris Bosh
Boy, I put that girl on like she was a negligee
ReplyDeleteNiggas used to say that Drizzy Drake seemed extra gay
*dead*
Fuckin' U Til I Cry - hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThe rap Chris Bosh.. *Death*
ReplyDeleteMy nigga that verse was about 10 times hotter den any Drake bars I know lmaoooooo
ReplyDeleteLOLL Fuckin' U Til I Cry
ReplyDeleteYo...that verse had me DYING of laughter. I mean...this jawn is always good for some chuckles...but that verse right there almost made me spit out my coffee...
ReplyDelete100.
Young Garnier Fructis, mayne, I jus keep rejuvenatin
ReplyDeletelol!!
damn dude, im having trouble even typing a comment. shit is classic son, lmao.
^ This!
ReplyDeleterick ross is wack
ReplyDeletethis is funny shit, but you talk about Aubrey so much that you might have a crush on him.
ReplyDeletenice attempt haha...where's the song with Justin Timberlake?
ReplyDeleteYoung Plaaaaatexxxx! lololol
ReplyDeleteI officially declare you a genius!
ReplyDeleteThis shit is just so fuckin funny. I don't even know what else to say lmaoooooo!
ReplyDeletehttp://images.yuku.com/image/gif/3691418dbd583ec0285603ec34392f6765971d.gif
ReplyDeleteHilarious Big Ghost...
ReplyDeleteKeep it up!!
Garnier fructis tho????
LMAO!!
Who are you man? No shit, you could actually write comedy, shit is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Drake, do you see he won the Hal David Starlight award for songwriting? Even the awards he wins sound soft.
And I think you should do a post about how Drake has had a rethink and retitled Take Care to Heavy Sounds And Abstract Thoughts. And instead of it being credited to Drake, the album is going to be subtitled New Directions In Music By Aubrey Graham. I'd make a cover with Drake making his most sincerious face on it. Dude is the next Beyonce I mean Miles Davis.
Ghost love drakey wakey ass so much he put out a New Mixtape. You can cop that @ www.drakesghost.com
ReplyDelete1. All About the Aubs
2. Drake it to the limit
3. Graham Crackers and Nutmeg
4-6.Only on Youporn.com
7. This is my confession
8. Jimmies Tush feat. Missy Elliot
9. The Ghost in Aubreys Closet
Yooooooooo I swear these Drake stans are the most sensitive niggas on the planet. These fools are actually MAAAAAAAAAAAD over these blogs. Hilarious! BIG GHOST YOU ARE THE SHIT SON!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd that track listing above with the "drakeghost" shit is beyond lame. Shit wasn't even a little funny. Nice try tho you herb LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteBAD NEWS!! THIS SITE IS A FAKE. WU TANG OFFICIALS ARE WORKING ON HAVING IT REMOVED. DAMN! ANOTHER FUCKING SCAM BY SOME ASSHOLE TRYINA GET SOME FAME. WTF!THE NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO PRETEND TO BE GHOST ONE YA SELF PLAYA. THIS IS SOME COMPLETE BULLSHIT. YOU EVEN DRUG WIZ K INTO THIS AND ALMOST CAUSED SOME REAL BEEF. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED PLAYA! PEACE!
ReplyDeleteFuck that! We know it's fake but it's fucking hilarious, what's the harm? Like the real ghost would be scared of these fucking corns anyway, fuck them and anything they got to say! BIG GHOST NAH MEAN!!!
ReplyDelete^^ You are an idiot, man. ^^ Ghostface Killah follows @BigGhostface (the dude who runs this "FAKE SITE") on twitter, genius. He even said he the shit was funny and he isn't planning on takin any action to dead it anytime in the future. So what's your bum ass argument now? "WU TANG OFFICIALS...." smh
ReplyDelete(Not directed at dockevoc...I was talkin about the ALL CAPS dude)
ReplyDelete(ALL CAPS DUDE)
ReplyDeleteI DON'T LIKE DRAKE YOU CLOWN ASS BITCH. BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES WU-TANG HAVE A "MEN'S" NAIL POLISH? THATS SUSPECT "NAHMEAN" I THINK THEY MAY COME OUT
WITH A DRAKE EDITION IF THIS BLOG KEEPS GOING HAHA. YEA, "WU TANG OFFICIALS..I.E. THEIR LAWYERS AND SHIT. GHOST DON'T ENDORSE THIS SHIT EVEN THOUGH ITS FUNNY AS FUCK. WHO THE FUCK WOULD COSIGN AN IMPOSTER. FUCKOUTTAHERE
Dear ALL CAPS DUDE,
ReplyDeletePlease shut the fuck up.
Sincere regards,
Everybody
^ seconded
ReplyDeletefurthermore this shit is fucking amazing son, keep it up! shit's got me in shambles everytime
That track list had me in STITCHES fam!
ReplyDeleteIf I Were A Man feat. Nicki Minaj & Solange
4. My Eyebrows Say Yes, My Heart Says No feat. Swizz Beatz & Bruno Mars
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And this nigga said "Frolicking" was the intro!
LMBAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
Who in the hell gets so mad over the internet that they type in all caps and use exclamation marks for every sentence? I'd rather be "an imposter" than some random dude who goes around typing in all caps making himself look like a complete dumbass. Get outta here bitch, and if you're going to stay and respond, try talking like a normal fucking person and NOT LIKE THIS!!!
ReplyDeleteOh this is fucking gold. "Fuckin U Til I Cry" and "the rap Chris Bosh" got belly laughs.
ReplyDeletelmfao this is so dead-on!
ReplyDeleteHahaha effin hilarious who ere get mad at dis corny
ReplyDeleteNow they call me Drizzy or that nigga, Young Plaaaaatexxxx
ReplyDeleteholy fuck. too funny!
will you marry me?
ReplyDeleteHoly shit man, I am so sorry I have just found this website. I wish I had found this website back in January when it looks like it started because this has seriously been some of the funniest stuff I have read in forever. I am only saddened to find out it isn't actually posted by Ghost, half the fun is trying to read it in my best Ghostface voice. May the gods zeus and thor bless this person with more gems to keep us all in stitches.
ReplyDeleteLMAOO that was definitely Drakes flo
ReplyDeleteHe told her that if she really wanted to play for a good college, if she truly wanted a scholarship
ReplyDeleteshut the fuck up
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