Ayo whattup yall this Big Ghost back in effect live in the flesh n all that. Ayo the homegirl Amanda Diva got at the god this mornin n she said "Ayo Pretty Toney how u? Yo I was thinkin bout you n I was wonderin what ya views was on Womens History Month nahmean xozxoz" n alla that. N then it occurred to a nigga like ayo why we dont have no shit like womens history month already namsayin? But a nigga was thinkin the shit out loud n shit so the nigga Trife had overheard the shit n he said ayo Tone they was talkin bout that shit on TV bout 5 seconds ago son. N a nigga like word? Ayo first off the nigga Trife only be watchin cartoons n old karate flicks n second that shit on the tv came n went faster than that nigga Young Berg career n shit. So a nigga looked in his calendars n shit n it aint said nothin bout all that. Ayo but a nigga was bout to partake in the Dipset Appreciation Month shit that the homie @OfficallyIce over on twitter be celebratin n shit nahmean. But then it occurred to a nigga that we could celebrate both these muthafuckas at the same times n shit namsayin. But a nigga was thinkin this shit out loud n shit so the nigga Trife had overheard the shit n he said ayo Tone that shit sound genius son. N yo at that moment n shit right...a nigga go n walk out onto the balcony namsayin...to release his doves n shit. N word yo the skies opened up n shit n the clouds was spinnin round n shit while lightin bolts was flashin n thunder was crackin namsayin. N yo I seen a thousand baby angels come flyin down from the clouds to where a nigga standin n shit right. N they was like ayo Toney we got u son. Ayo a nigga aint seen so many cherubs like that in his life namsayin. A nigga was jus feelin like ayo I got a army of cherubs sayin ayo Tone you got to do the right thing champ nahmean. So a nigga feelin that shit in his heart namsayin. Ayo eybody from Cleopatra to Nefertiti n Eva Peron n Billie Holiday n Julianne Moore n the Williams sisters n all these great females that put in that work need that standin ovation nahmean. Ayo niggas can at least dedicate one month out the year to celebratin these women n all the shit they done achieved namsayin. Ayo get ya mind right niggas. Do that shit for ya mothers n grandmas n ya seeds nigga. Protect n uphold those virtues for ya old earths n for ya wisdoms n ya side bitches namsayin. But at the same times....there only like 12 months out the year n shit so its kinda hard to jus look at the shit like ayo this WHOLE month gon ONLY be devoted to the womens history shit namsayin. Cos those Dipset niggas need they shine too namsayin. N bein that a nigga a fan of those niggas n all that Imma suggest that yall do like how the god gon do nahmean. Imma set aside a few hours to learnin bout some womens history shit or whatever whatever eyday this month n then when I aint on that shit Imma have my Dipset niggas shit playin nahmean. Niggas need those anthems for holdin down they blocks. Niggas aint gon lift boulders n slap pitbulls to no Aubrey shit nahmean. A nigga wit a name like Aubrey only gon be capable of developin so much testosterones nahmean. That shit dont work for niggas whose diets is 50% bullets nahmean. But yo back to that other shit if you aint respect n love yall women like that you a clown ass nigga nahmean. A nigga got more respect for women than I got for a lot of dudes n shit namsayin. Ayo a broad might gon talk ya ear off n want to cuddle wit you after you smash but aint no one single solitary ass nigga on earth that dont owe that respect to them. Unless they c-graded broads that aint respect they own selves nahmean. Those broads is on they own. A nigga cant help yall. But to my respectable educated beautiful sisters n mothers n daughters I got yalls. Respect my women nigga. Take those burqas off my women muthafuckas n fix yallselves.
N get them soft ass new niggas out the way son. Dipset is porno n those other niggas is disney channel. WU nigga.
Aight peace.
Never a flaw...hilarious.
ReplyDeletegenius. and thanks for the big up after tossin you that jewel morsel bout women's history month nahmean? word.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing that a lot of this was a joke...but it actually came off pretty sincere. And FUNNY!!
ReplyDeleteyo Ghost, as we enter closer to another fabulous Wu-Tang release, Shallah Raekwon's Wu-Tang vs Shaolin. I thank yall for the creativity and mind bending darts flown throughout all the years, As I sit here with the flu and using my sick days, I have time to express my views on one of your releases.Ghostdini Wizard of Poetry. I've listened to that album, analyzed it, ipoded it, and of course I bought it lol but I can't find the classic in it, in fact Im kind of mad at it because it wasnt what I expected. This was the soft side of Ghost niggaz did'nt need to know about. You could've disected that album into several mixtapes, or other album's. I only listen to 2 tracks off that album the Guest House joint and Stapleton Sex, that Raheem Radio shit and Ne-Yo remix shit did'nt elevate the Project as a whole, if it was 5 mics for th@ album I would've given th@ album 2.5 mics just for your darts and mastering, not the songs entirely and the artwork, what was you thinking th@ cd cover was gonna live up to one of Earth Wind & Fire's album covers nahmeans Ghost, word to the Wu-Tang manual I love your craft and everybody in the group, but Im mad @ th@ album somebody from Starks Enterprises should've kept it 100 with you, I know Im not the only nigga th@ feels this way about th@ shit. See you @ the Release Party and this is coming from a nigga that bought all 3 covers of Wu-Massacre
ReplyDeleteBig Ghostface strikes again.Brilliantly done, sir!
ReplyDeleteghost your posts are funny and i understand you want to capture GFK rambling style of speaking: talking about something for 10 mins when he could sum it up in 20 secs. however, keep in mind you are writing a blog. therefore the posts need to be a concise and to the point. i wish you luck with the blog, keep up the good work. nahmean!
ReplyDeleteThis isn't even Ghost writing but it is funny. People NEED TO REALIZE THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY GHOST!!!!
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