Ayo whattup! Yall back in the presence of the mighty Hands of Zeus aka the infamous Volcano Hands aka Thor Molecules aka Phatom Raviolis aka the illustrious Galaxy Knuckles...otherwise known as the glorious Cocaine Biceps. Ayo son...I was at the crib bein fed grapes by the hands of a dozen virgins when I heard that the cat fight of the century had went down nahmean. At the time I was unclear on what types of events had transpired n shit...so I chose to not comment on that shit. But as the day had went on I had became informed of the actual shit that had took place n so forth namsayin. So I wanna give yalls the inside scoop on what really took place between Chris Breezy Brown n Drizzy Drake nahmean. I aint wanna take sides in this shit so Imma let these muthafuckas tell yall how it happened in they own words. But yo...I was advised by my lawyer to cover my ass n not get caught up so yall gotta read this shit first.
WARNING: THE SHIT YOU BOUT TO READ IS BASED ON ACTUAL TRUE EVENTS N SHIT. THE NAMES AINT BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT OR NONE OF THAT SHIT. THIS IS JUST THE REAL SHIT NAMSAYIN. THE EVENTS BEIN DEPICTED SHOULD BE ACCURATE BUT THEY MIGHT COULD BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM HOW SHIT WENT DOWN FORREAL FORREAL. BUT I WOULD SAY THAT THE SHIT IS MORE OR LESS 100% ACCURATE. WORD IS BOND. IF FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS SHIT I WOULD LIKE TO ENSURE YOU THAT I DONT GIVE A FUCK. AIGHT PEACE.
Ayo without further ado the mighty Hands of zeus would like to present to yall muthafuckas...
WHAT REAAALLY HAPPENED WHEN DRIZZY N BREEZY RAN INTO EACH OTHER AT THE CLUB?