Ayo the top 10 softest niggas in the game!

Ayo whattup yall this Big Ghostface nahmean. P-Tone is now officially in the buildin once again. Lock ya women up n all that. Ayo the god was lampin on his thrones n shit when it occurred to a nigga that there a lot a high profile ass soft niggas in the game thats basically floatin under niggas radars n shit. N bein that a nigga aint condone those types a actions too much the god been doin his part to expose these niggas n things of those natures nahmean. Word. Imma find these niggas n Imma bring them out they little closets n pull they masks off for yalls. So Imma address this shit one time for yalls.

10. Kid Cudi

Ayo Cudi aka Kid Cuddli at the bottom of the list right here. Ayo no offense cos the god actually dont hate this nigga or nothin...but the nigga joints is softer than cotton panties son. It aint even like the nigga wack tho. He jus soft. The nigga do be evenin his shit out from time to time tho...so he get that coveted #10 spot for that shit namsayin. The nigga did serve a nigga in the crowd at his show wit the 1 piece combo so Imma give him that credit where its due n shit namsayin. Even tho that shit probably aint leave a mark on that nigga. That shit mussa took the nigga some heart at least nahmean.

9.  Big Sean

Ayo n then we got this nigga Big Sean namsayin. Ayo once again it aint like the god feel like he need to smack this nigga or nothin but the nigga whole aura jus moist son. The nigga look like a victim n shit. This niggas more Sean than Big if yall hear what a nigga sayin here. Word to Puff son. Ayo the nigga be spittin ey now n then n he gotta a couple gems n shit but that super duper shit was played the fuck out 5 minutes after this nigga birthed it g. Ayo thanks for that shit nigga.

8.  Mickey Factz

Ayo this nigga Mickey at the bottom half of the list too cos the nigga actually got a couple hard joints n shit (pause). But the nigga also got a lotta wack techno nigga joints n shit that the god be disapprovin namsayin. N also for the fact that the nigga was weepin in a corner while Rae n his niggas was runnin up on Joey Buddens when that shit popped off at Rock The Bells n shit. Ayo the nigga should be ashamed of hisself son. But he aint the worst or nothin like that.

7. Asher Roth

Ayo this snow nigga Asher gets points for stayin true to his own crackerjack self n shit. But he still a marshmallow ass muthafucka. Ayo its like this nigga made out of baby powder namsayin. This nigga is human baby powder in the flesh son. If you aint under the age of 22 n dont have no vagina you basically aint got no excuses to be listenin to this dudes music. Bumpin this niggas shit in the whip wit ya windows down is broad repellant my nig. Even if a broad might like this dudes music they still aint gon find that shit attractive fam. Broads also like nylons n thongs n shit but they aint wanna see niggas rockin those nahmean. This dudes music is like thongs son....you might appreciate that shit when a broad rockin em but you dont wanna put the shit on yaself b.

6. Charles Hamilton

Ayo this nigga played hisself tryin to battle niggas in they barber shops n for pretendin he was feelin Dillas ghost inside hisself n shit. The niggas takin mad fuckin Ls left right n center son but...ya know how they be sayin a picture speaks a thousand words n shit....

5. Wale

Ayo this nigga scared of females n probably cries when he fucks. Straight up.

4. Wiz Khalifa

Ayo 1...this nigga whole style is straight baby thighs son. Straight up. He might got some songs that yall might enjoy n shit but he a straight glitter blooded nigga wit a bullshit ass rhyme book when it come down to it nahmean. The nigga got yall fooled tho so I aint gon step on the nigga toes too much n shit but if you got male genitalia n shit n you listen to this nigga music you a vic nahmean. This nigga done flashed his wand on you. Or you mighta caught a contact off that fairy dust the niggas smokin.

3. Drake

Ayo what more you gon say bout this nigga?

2. Wheelchair Jimmy

The nigga makes lambs look dangerous.

1. Drake

Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness nigga took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this nigga. But I wish the nigga success n long as he stay out a nigga way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the nigga stop droppin vagina bombs on niggas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.
Aight peace.

Ayo these are the official Tony Starks Oscar picks namsayin!

Ayo whattup yall its me Big Ghost aka Wolf Blitzers namsayin. Ayo normally a nigga aint really pay no attention to these awards shows like that but a nigga been tryin to branch out artistically n shit namsayin. Word son the god been writin screenplays n shit...tryin to get his foot in the doors n shit in Hollywood nahmean. A nigga been reachin out thru various avenues to these Hollywood niggas n tryin to rub shoulders wit these muthafuckas n whatever. Ayo as of the present times we in discussions wit Tom Cruise n Hugh Jackman n we waitin to hear back from Julianne Moore n a couple other niggas n shit. Word. A nigga jus tryin to get some of this Will Smith paper namsayin. The god figures that if  the Fresh Prince can do this shit then Imma be able to sorta duplicate that niggas movements n shit to a certain extents nahmean. A nigga was watchin that Pursuit Of Happyness joint n shit the other night n a light bulb jus popped off in a nigga head namsayin. A nigga was jus diagnosed wit that inspiration n shit nahmean. So a nigga jus figured ayo Imma see all these nominated joints n shit so a nigga got some frames of references n shit when I go approach one these Hollywood dudes n shit. So a nigga aint gotta talk out his ass n shit nahmean. N boom. The shit jus came together n a nigga now in the process of makin some power moves namsayin. So wit no further ados n shit Imma go in. Ayo first off we got the Best Actor category n shit nahmean. Ayo son Imma come right out the gate wit this but a nigga was disappointed wit who they nominated n shit for this category nahmean. Ayo me n a couple my niggas went to go see that Kings Speech joint n shit namsayin. N yo one these niggas was tellin me that this shit was a comedy n shit ya know. But ayo son...word bond son a nigga was clockin Zs 10 minutes into that muthafucka. Ayo that shit was like watching roaches fuck son. Niggas was out cold n shit nahmean. N they nominated the lead nigga in that shit for best actor n shit g. Ayo personally Imma hafta roll wit that James Franco kid n shit cos that nigga was choppin off his arm n shit n makin that shit look mad real nahmean. N yo that kid with the little jewfro in that Facebook movie kinda did his thing too b. Word. But yo for best actress n shit Imma have to roll wit my girl Natalie nahmean. Straight up. Ayo to keep it 100 wit yalls a nigga aint really watch the other flicks in this category n shit but Imma stand by that anyway. Ayo that lesbo shit was mad convincin son. Ayo a nigga was wooded up n shit up to that point. Ayo Natalie Portman a nigga jus wanna say you did ya thing n I hopes you get that trophy ma. N yo I kno you was seeded up by that ballerina nigga n shit so it aint like how it use to be n shit...but a nigga still gon keep you in mind for the future n shit namsayin. But the rest of the movie...ayo I aint really wit that arts n crafts shit son nahmean. Shit was bugged out g. I aint even gon say no more. So yo movin ahead we got the best picture category n shit. Ayo this shit was easy for a nigga namsayin. Ayo word Imma have to give that honor to the Toy Story 3 joint son. Straight up. Ayo a nigga jus connected wit this shit son. These toy niggas was really really really holdin they other niggas down n shit. Word yo if niggas in the hood was holdin they niggas down like Woody n Buzz Lightyear shit would be a problem for rival niggas nahmeans. Word is bond Im tellin you g mad tears was flyin out a nigga wig n shit nahmean. These niggas was takin bullets n jumpin into fires n shit for eachother man. Ayo they was toys on the outside n shit but inside these was some loyal ass niggas that was holdin they brothers down n shit. They was like the Wu n shit nahmean. Ayo most muthafuckas that saw this shit might a thought they was watchin some shit bout some talkin toys at a preschool n shit nahmean. Ayo the god was seein this as some shit where a crew a niggas was bussin outta jail n shit n bein put in the position where they was dealin wit some hatin ass niggas along the way namsayin. Niggas had they backs pressed up on the walls n shit. They was dealin wit snitches n goonies n law enforcement niggas n whatever whatever. Ayo I seen the shit wit the nigga Rae n yo...that nigga face was wet nahmean. Nigga looked like he was sweatin n shit. Niggas was gettin mad emotional over that shit g. N wasnt like no homo tears son...we was sheddin those gorilla tears son. Ayo if you seen this shit n you aint felt nothin chances is you ruinnin wit rats n faggot niggas son. Ayo we usin that shit as verification on a niggas pedigrees n shit b. We gon run up on niggas n ask them if they seen the Toy Story 3 joint n shit n if niggas aint givin that shit a thumbs up we gon take that as a cue to buss a nigga head open wit a fire hydrant son. We gon run up on niggas n ask them where they stand on that shit n if niggas got problems wit Toy Story 3 they gettin they bottle caps popped off nahmean. Ayo word bond son we aint playin wit these niggas.
Aight peace.

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Ayo its the 2011 freshmen niggas nahmean!

Ayo whattup yall its Ghostface aka Big Tone Montana nahmean. Ayo first off a nigga wanna congratulate these little niggas for gettin they feet in the door nahmean. Cos that shit aint easy wit...you know...the internet bein accessible to any ol stupid nigga on the face of the earth n every second muthafucka you meet tryin to slide you they beats for free n shit. Ayo these new producer niggas is ready to pay rappers to use they beats n shit namsayin. So yeah the god realize that these little niggas mussa had a hard time wit niggas givin em free beats n muthafuckas offerin to shoot they little videos for nothin n then havin they little weed carrier niggas clickin they mouse to throw they shit on youtube for em n shit. Ayo these little niggas was strugglin hard nahmean.  Wasnt easy for these little niggas namsayin. Not like back in the day when niggas jus had to kidnap a&r niggas to get them to listen to they shit n labels was jerkin muthafuckas n shit. Wasnt easy for these little niggas like it was back in the day when niggas jus had to pay out they ass for studio time n then press they own shit n smack DJ niggas in they face if they aint play the shit niggas was makin nahmean. Ayo so congrats to these niggas namsayin. Ayo the god happy for them n shit. But on the real these is some unphotogenic muthafuckas nahmean. Yo son I aint gon say which niggas is which but there gotta be at least 4 or 5 extra chromosomes in that room between those niggas nahmean. N truth be told I respect a few of these niggas namsayin. That nigga wit the head the size of a watermelon can spit n shit nahmean. N the Compton nigga go hard n shit. The nigga KRIT nice too. The pop the trunk snow nigga got talent n shit nahmean. The Based God nigga just on some lunatic shit but I aint wanna throw the nigga off a plane or nothin. But the Toot It n Boot It nigga....damn son. Are we runnin outta niggas that rap n shit? Are we scrapin the absolute bottom of the fuckin barrels n shit now son? Ayo the nigga sounds like he just started learnin to rap 5 minutes ago n shit namsayin. The nigga be makin Waka Flocka sound like Andre 3000 n shit. N this Lil Twist nigga...come on b. Muthafuckas is like ayo Tone the little nigga young n shit....you gotta let that little nigga grow n shit nahmean. Ayo fuck that shit namsayin. Son is like18 nigga. Ayo yall know what Rakim was doin when he was 18 nigga? He was makin Paid In Full muthafucka. LL Cool J was makin Rock The Bells when that nigga couldnt even get his license n shit yet (nahmean Diggy?). Niggas was really pushin theyselves n shit. Ayo yall heard what Nas was doin when he was 18 son? Come on g. That nigga was a animal son. One time I was chillin wit the nigga n he grabbed a pigeon off the balcony railing n bit the birds head off n shit. The nigga was hungry like that nahmean. Nigga was eatin pigeons n drinkin Castrol in the studio nahmean. These niggas jumpin to young niggas defenses like that is gon need some other shit to lean on nahmean. Ayo somebody teach these niggas how to spit. N yo that little retarded lookin snow nigga thats down Wiz Khalifa n shit be makin songs thats softer than Aubreys palms son. Word bond half these niggas is either some straight garbage ass niggas or they on that moist towelette shit. These is some mud mask wearin cucumber slices on they eyes havin soft ass niggas right here. The nigga Wiz done introduced his man to that spa rap he be makin n shit too. Ayo the shit is real son. Its 2011 my niggas n spa rap is takin over namsayin. Niggas beats is soundin like lullabies wit soft ass snares n kicks on them nahmean. N on the other side of that coin we got these Meek Mill type niggas wit they I BE YUH HA DUH HEY I GOT NUH YUH YEH UH MEH YEH YOU JUS TUH NEH YUH HEH TEH YO BITCH YEH MA DEH HEY NAY HAY types a shit. Ayo son be makin a nigga ears hurt my g. The god dont be understandin that nigga period. N no offense to that nigga CyHi n shit but the nigga jus so average a nigga be forgettin he there n shit nahmean. The niggas like the muthafucka in Wham that wasnt George Michael n shit nahmean. Ayo but he a humble dude n shit namsayin. So I repsect that nigga. But Staten niggas dont play that soft shit nigga. We eat barbells nigga! We bathe in razor blades nigga! Fuck outta here nigga!

Aight peace.


UPDATE:

Soft niggas take note nahmean.

Ayo the sensitive side of Tony Starks nahmean.

Ayo whattup whattup yall its me nahmean. Ya nigga Big Ghost aka the Wally Champ is once again in the buildin namsayin. Ayo a nigga was jus goin thru his old books of ill poetical shit namsayin. A lotta niggas aint kno that the god be gettin busy like that nahmean.  Ayo a nigga jus wanna share some the old poetrys from whenever whenever n shit nahmean...some these shits is mad old n some these muthafuckas a nigga jus wrote 5 minutes ago namsayin. Ayo these aint really like no raps n shit so they dont all really be rhymin like that nahmean. Yalls already know the god blow a hole thru a niggas chest wit the majestic bars n shit namsayin. This jus how a nigga be gettin busy wit the feather pens n the ink bottles n shit. Word. 

Ayo so we hereby present The Tony Starks Poetry Manifestos Vol. 1

The Golden Crayon

By Big Ghostface

Ayo he my nigga n alla that

But why he be so greedy n shit?

Why that nigga dont let a nigga use that?

Is it cos he worried a nigga gon draw some fly shit

that gon make his best arts look mad booty?
Ayo Aquaman got a triton not a sword
Swear to gawd this nigga cant draw shit
That nigga dont be deservin no fly crayons like that

Ayo a nigga tired of his little 7 packs

How that nigga 64 pack got a sharpener?

Ayo why moms be buyin me these fat crayons?

She be makin me look like a retarded nigga

Ayo these bitches be makin fun of my shit

Word is bond a nigga bout to choke one these skeezers

Ayo when we go to recess Imma sneak back in

n Imma snatch that nigga 64 pack namsayin

But the nigga on to me n shit I think son

Ayo whuh Imma do son?

A nigga wanna be drawin golden eagles

A nigga wanna draw pictures of me wit angels

But I aint gots no gold crayons like that son

Ayo but if I ask that chubby little nigga

He jus gon say no n shit...n Imma feel like a herb

I hate that fuckin nigga sometimes yo

But he do be havin fly shit n a nigga respect that

His bed look like a red race car n shit

Ayo my bed jus be lookin like a raft full a hatian refugees

How Imma compete wit that nigga flyness?

Ayo a nigga jus wish he had a golden crayon too

The Tears of the Mighty Lion

By Big Ghostface

Ayo the mighty lion is on his thrones

He be havin mad sharp teeth namsayin

If a nigga try n fight him he gon get tore apart

The lion is so mighty other animals bow to him

as he sits on his thrones wit a crown on his head

He also got a eyepatch that is black

He lost that eye in a altercation wit a tiger

Some niggas be sayin a tiger can beat a lion in a fight

But they wrong bout that nahmean

If that was true then howcome the lion still alive

n that tiger he threw down wit is now dead?

Ayo maybe the nigga who said that tigers is stronger than lions is a lyin ass nigga?

What would make that stupid nigga say that? 

I think that nigga a retard or somethin

Word...lyin n lion be soundin alike
I think thats called a hominum or sum shit

So he like a lyin ass nigga n Imma lion ass nigga

But sometimes the lion be gettin sad n shit

Cos he aint be gettin his turn to rock the corduroys 

N niggas be makin fun of the plaid joints

Maybe cos other animals is afraid of him

Some these niggas is only monkeys

They aint even tigers or panthers or jaguars

Last time a nigga check a tiger aint king of the jungle anyway

A lion could smack the shit outta tiger

Matter fact tigers be lookin like some faggots namsayin

Thats why homo niggas be rockin tiger prints

You aint never see homo niggas rockin lion shit

Ayo Ma

By Big Ghostface

Ayo ma how you?

A nigga need that thang u be givin these other niggas on the block n shit

Nahmean

Ayo how u gon throw these niggas that shit but u aint break a nigga off even a little ma?

Ayo ma

That shit fucked up n alla that

N howcome when a nigga call ya crib you be gettin ya moms to say you in the bath n shit?

Ayo ma

when a nigga call back she say you at the store wit Keisha grabbin diapers for ya babies

But ya little nigga be five n shit

Ayo ma
a nigga just wanted to see if you wanted to listen to the new Jodeci tape wit him n shit
but you stay frontin on a nigga
Ayo ma

howcome you seen me on the corner n you act like you aint see a nigga wave?

Nahmean

 I forgives you tho...word bond
Cos you probably jus shy
Ayo ma

you need to be givin a nigga summa that thang thang namsayin

Ayo word bond ma 

or Imma slap one or three of these niggas you do be givin that shit to

Nahmean

Ayo ma a nigga losin his patience n shit

Yo that window gon be closin in a minute so dont think Imma wait for you like that

Nahmean

Ayo ma

Mami U So Fly

By Big Ghostface

Ayo mami how you?

Word boo I be thinkin bout you n shit

Ayo you like Teddy Pendergrass?

Word ma that shit fly n alla that

We gon listen to that right now

Ayo Imma taurus mami

A nigga descended from ancient egyptians

But enough bout that

cos this bout you fly mamacita

Ayo you ever sip dom perignon...

while sittin upon a cloud n shit?

You ever bathe in amazon rose pedals?

Imma sprinkle diamonds in ya bath water

n light heavenly scented candles

Imma let cherubs massage ya shoulders wit almond milk

n rub honey n clovers all in ya hair

U gon have baby pandas in the water wit you

Then u gon slip on pretty Toneys lavender robe

Imma let you fry up em turkey links baby

N we gon consume those

Then we gon dance real slow n alla that

to the sound of the oceans splashin on the shores

N Imma have u dressed in somethin fly

Maybe some velvet Dior type joints

N Imma be rockin caramel linen pajamas

wit a iguana skin cape n matchin hat

You ever ride a silver stallion on the beach

under the rays of  the moons n shit?

You gon see doves flyin around you

Ayo Imma take you to that zone mami

You probably be thinkin to yaself

ayo this nigga fly as a flamingo n shit 

Ayo no doubt mami

You aint the first to notice that shit

But fly ass niggas be gettin lonely too

Sometimes people aint think bout that tho

Word ma

Ayo thats it  for now n shit yall. Hope you enjoyed those namsayin. And heres a little bonus joint for yalls namsayin. Its some bars a nigga jus wrote on some Supreme Clientele type shit nahmean. Aight peace.

Ayo flashback of Fonzarellis
sprayin the Ouzo on her muffin top across the belly
She had that chocolate jelly 


Fly ass bikini bottoms
You see my finger poodles?
Rock em like we greedy goblins
She prolly see me wobblin


Tone got that laser on his arm
Babylon shootin barracuda nigga rockin 
bathrobes to keep me warm


Big dick Willy Dynamite
have a splash a Sprite 
in my martinelli gin
 Teesha holla'd last night


Sayin Tone why you frontin 
Strokin on her wardrobe
Thinkin bout that cashmere sushi
at the awards show


Next time I see you mami
Imma Smash that carnival
Banana ripe ready to pipe
bumpin it hard n slow


Tearin off the garments
Heard a scream out on the balcony
Some bitch hollerin bout
bum nigga you got some mouths to feed!


Went outside bitch had that blammer
bout to pop his soda
Blew out the nigga macaronis
She called him cassanova


Butterfly milk chicken
Carpal tunnel syndromes
Splash her wit lullaby juices
n then I went home


Lampin on the gucci cushions 
diamond ambrosia 
Passed it off for 3 raccoons 
Blue tapiocas 

Ayo whats beef nahmean?

Ayo what it is niggas! Its the one n only Big Ghost aka Denzel Stapleton namsayin. Ayo there been a handful a niggas questionin the god movements like like like ayo Tone why you be slanderin these niggas reputations n fuckin wit these soft niggas n flippin they tables over n shit of those natures namsayin? They be sayin ayo Tone you like they intellectual superiors n shit so why you be stalkin these easy prey niggas like that nahmeans? Ayo Tone why you be startin beef wit these niggas namsayin? N yo thats where a nigga gotta pause them little niggas n shit. Ayo a nigga aint talkin bout no beef or nothin like that son. Ayo if the shit was really really really beef these niggas would had already been dealt wit nahmean. Nahmean nigga...past tense. Ayo you might gon hear bout the repercussions of that shit after the fact nahmean. But a nigga aint dumb like that namsayin. A nigga aint gon just forewarn yall months in advance n shit like that. Whether that be any one of these soft serve ass niggas wit they paper bag hearts n shit or one these niggas who got more substantial credibilities n so forth. But a soft nigga aint even a hurdle for a nigga like that namsayin. The god aint gon fear no nigga that rock jeggings n a seashell necklace like that namsayin. Ayo a nigga aint plottin out his moves like that nahmean. This aint chess OR checkers nigga! Imma flip the whole game board over on niggas namsayin. Ayo a nigga aint care if you tryin to play yahtzee or that other shit even...wit the piece of wood wit the holes n the little peg joints n shit that white people be playin n shit. Nahmean. Ayo you fuckin wit official Shaolin swordsmen n shit. Ayo Imma bring that shit to yalls living rooms like Netflix namsayin. You faggot niggas aint even got to leave yalls cribs nahmean. Imma come to yalls! Imma deliver that shit to ya door like Papa Johns nigga! Ayo any nigga that really really want beef wit the god jus whisper that shit to yallselves in ya sleep nahmean. Ayo within bout a hour n shit a nigga gon ride a muthafuckin purple stallion into yalls bedroom like that namsayin. Real talk nigga. Ayo a nigga purple stallion gon be standin on ya mattress n a nigga gon be swingin a chain around in the air wit a fire hydrant tied to the end of the muthafucka. Imma be swingin that chain wit the fire hydrant n shit n Imma knock a nigga thru the walls n shit namsayin. Word bond my nigga. Ayo these niggas gon be flyin out the walls n shit. Imma smash a nigga. Imma punish n brutalize a nigga namsayin. Thats how you know its actual beef g. Aint gon be no threatening phone calls n such. Aint gon be no nigga bloggin bout the shit. Aint gon be no niggas @ed n shit on twitter. Aint gon be no Minister Farrakhan or Reverend Al Sharpton intervenin n shit talkin bout settlin the shit like rational gentlemen n shit nahmean. Aint gon be no hip hop summits n round table discussions n shit nahmean. Aint gon be no public spectacles wit niggas bodyguards holdin niggas back n niggas talkin bout ayo let me go! Ayo Imma kill that nigga let me go!....n shit. In the meantime the nigga hopin in the back of his mind that muthafuckas aint really gon be like aight let the nigga go...he really gon whip the nigga ass n shit. Nah son. Imma throw a grenade at a nigga while he walkin his dog n shit. A nigga aint jus gon slam a nigga head wit a car door n shit. Ayo if its really beef Imma blow a nigga up in front of his kids n shit nahmean. Imma explode a nigga in front of his entire family at his own birthday party n shit. If its really beef imma tie a nigga to the hood of a car n drive that shit into a parked school bus n shit nahmean. Imma get real ignorant wit a niggas life n shit nahmean. Imma do that on hot dog day n shit namsayin. Thats how serious it is fam. Niggas dont want it wit Ghost. I come from Staten Island nigga nahmean. We eat the sand out of the sandboxes nigga. We burn down hospitals nigga. We kick niggas kids in they stomachs namsayin. We slap nuns nahmean. We do ignorant shit all day nigga.

Aight peace

Ayo upgrade ya shit niggas nahmean!

Ayo this the Ravioli Don aka Big Ghost comin live n direct to yalls niggas n niggarettes. Ayo a nigga representin Stapleton 10304 all day nahmean. Ayo Staten niggas is in the buildin kid. We livin ignorant nigga. We rock dead animal garments n conflict diamonds all day if we seein fit to do so nigga. Ayo we smack kids that aint belong to us n alla that son. We pull fire hydrants out of the sidewalk n knock trees over outta boredom nigga. Yalls aint know nothin bout that namsayin. While niggas was in the struggle eatin cigarette butts outta ashtrays n burnin mailboxes to keep warm yalls soft niggas was playin yalls little Yoshi games on yalls little Wii joints n shit nahmean. But dont get ya facts twisted son cos it aint even like niggas aint be havin no intelligence my g. We be stayin healthy n excercisin our minds n shit nahmean. We read books n politic all day nigga. Ayo word bond yalls need to be choosin yalls moves wisely n shit namsayin. Specially yall dumb little niggas that be havin non-adequate quality controls wit the broads yalls be chasin n shit. Ayo some a yalls need to be steppin up ya gradin systems n shit nahmean. Yalls is puttin ya didicks in some lava pits n shit namsayin. Yalls be dickin down some c to d-graded broads n yalls be payin the ultimate consequences n shit nahmean. Ayo a nigga aint gon ponder the shit bout whether a egg came before the chicken n alla that shit g...but yalls niggas is playin russian roulette wit ya didicks n shit. N yo some a yalls is contributional factors to these hoes bein so widespread in the first place n all that namsayin. Yall be passin that shit back n forth like they tennis balls n shit nahmean. Ayo a c-grade broad aint necessarily always gon be no gorilla lookin ass broad neither namsayin. You aint always gon be able to spot them c-grade hoes like that. She aint gon necessarily be lookin like Brock Lesnar in a dress n shit nahmean. Ayo some these c-grade broads be goin covert on niggas cos they be lookin like they b-graded n shit. Ayo summa the time they be havin a good day even n they scrapin at that a-grade shit. Thats that strobelite honey effect n shit nahmean. But more times than not yo they aint hard to spot like that. Ayo some important shit for yalls to remember is that if you at the club n shit yalls need to be scopin yalls prospects prior to havin them 8 shots of patron n shit nahmean. Ayo cos a nigga ratin system gon get mad uneffective n shit once you on that 5th long island n shit namsayin. You gon be thinkin ayo Imma go talk to that Rosa Acosta lookin girl n reality she be lookin like Lil Wayne n shit nahmean. Yalls gon be rockin those beer goggles n shit. Next thing yalls niggas know you gon be baggin you a broad that gon slide you that garbage dick syndromes n you aint got no worth after that nahmean. You aint shit after that my nigga. Ya whole resume fucked up after that son. Ayo god willin you bag you a decent broad some time in the future n shit ya aint gon get too far wit her like that nahmean. Ayo soon as you whip ya shit out n ya joint lookin like it got rickets n shit...like ya dick got a elbow in it n shit...she aint gon let you put that shit anywhere near her namsayin. If ya shit got scales or the skin be lookin like shingles on a roof n shit. Nah nigga you fucked that shit up nahmean. She aint got to go there wit you like that son. Theres plenty a niggas that aint got no tree bark on they dicks like that nahmean. N yo who you got to blame for that shit son? You gon blame the c-grade broad that hit you off with that GDS or you gon blame yaself like you should do nahmean? N niggas be tryin all types a shit to get rid of it like rubbin listerine on they shit....or rubbin the shit wit sandpaper but the shit is permanent namsayin. Word bond son yall need to be surroundin yallselves wit some decent ass girls n shit. Bag you a respectable lady wit some education that gon give you a reason to wanna see her again son. Ayo summa yalls is scared of losin yall freedom n shit no doubt. Ayo I get you son. Love is like kryptonite to a nigga n shit. Ayo the god been there like that nahmean. But yo if a nigga gon really keep it 100 wit yalls...a nigga done loved mad bitches son. Ayo a nigga got nothin but love n respect for them too nahmean. But you gotta let them hoes go at some point so I be puttin them broads up in the stars n shit. A nigga put them broads out there in the galaxies n shit nahmean. N on them cold ass nights n shit when a nigga jus need to clear his mind n smoke a dust joint n shit...I be lookin up at those stars sayin hey boo...how u? .....nahmean.

Aight peace.

Ayo Kim ya groin be lookin like a dead trout namsayin!

Ayo whattup this the Fabulous Deini n shit aka Big Ghost nahmean. Ayo niggas is gettin outta pocket sayin ayo Tone why you go at Lil Kim like that n shit? Ayo to keep it really 100 wit yalls a nigga aint really think he stepped outta line like that but if she offended ayo she gon have to pardon the god namsayin. Ayo the god might had mentioned that her groin look kinda fucked up to a nigga. A nigga had that shit on his mind for a minute namsayin. But the broad shit be lookin like a nigga old wallet nahmean. The shit be lookin like niggas is puttin out they cigarettes on it n shit. The shit look like it gon give you a pound n shake ya hand namsayin. It be lookin like a bear wit its eyes closed n shit. The shit look like a candy bar that got left in a car wit the windows up on a hot day n shit. Shit be lookin like Juvenile mouth n shit. The shit look like ya hand when you be doin a shadow puppet for a duck n shit nahmean. Shit be lookin like it jus caught a pop fly in center field n whatever whatever nahmean. Ayo n a nigga aint mean to go in on her like that anyway. But either ways yalls already know this broad be bringin that attention to herself anyhow namsayin. Ayo word bond she the one lookin fucked up like that namsayin. She lookin like the reflection Latoya Jackson sees of herself on the side of a car n shit namsayin. Aint nobody tell that broad to have 267 cosmetic procedures performed on her ass like that. Bitch be needin to update her drivers license n passport photos 6 times a year n shit. Aint nobody put no gat to the bitch head n tell her to do nothin like that. The bitch lookin like someone cloned Webster as a adult n put a wig on him n shit. Bitch nose be lookin like she permanently sniffin nahmean. Shiny ass broad...lookin like she wiped Armor All on her face n shit. She a bust down chick straight up namsayin. N yo ma...aint no 113,000 copies of ya little mixtpae joint get copped nowhere namsayin. Not here or on Mars or wherever wherever nahmean. Ayo the god consider hisself a relevant nigga in the game n alla that but a nigga aint sold no 113,000 copies of his joint like that. Ayo Apollo Kids sittin on top a Primo list n shit n gettin hailed as summa the hottest shit a nigga done in a minute n it aint sold no 113,000 copies in a day n shit. Meanwhile you a individual that get shit on at a average of 8 times per second all around the world n shit n you think niggas is coppin ya shit like that. Ayo you a delusional ass broad namsayin. Get ya mind right nahmean. If you gon come up wit a number off the top ya head like that you should had said some shit like 30 nahmean. Ayo thats if ya lucky too ma. N yo 30 niggas coppin ya shit off paypals or whatever whatever for you should be considered a monumental achievement n shit by ya own standards nahmean. Thats like 3Gs n shit. You gon pay ya rent n ya little car note wit that n still have you a little leftover to buy you some gear n go out for some Wendys n shit namsayin. N then you can throw out another mixtpae next month n next thing you know you got you a regular payin job n shit. Ayo these hard times out there namsayin. Not a lot of broads is pullin in 3Gs a month like that namsayin. You might even wanna put a little aside to get ya shit tucked back in nahmean. Ayo you think bout that shit ma cos this some golden advice a nigga kickin to you namsayin. Word.

Aight peace.

Ayo a nigga aint fuckin wit no Grammys like that namsayin!

Ayo whattup this ya nigga Big Ghost aka the soft nigga slayer namsayin. Ayo niggas is buzzin bout all this Grammy shit namsayin. Word but a nigga aint paid attention like that or nothin. A nigga might had really looked up at that shit maybe 2 or 3 times while he was eatin his bullets n grenades n shit. The god caught a glimpse here or there while he was brushin his golden pitbulls namsayin. But nah a nigga aint really give a fuck like that nahmean. But niggas from various avenues...be it the barber shop or in the parkin lot at Applebees or on the internets be askin a nigga all types a shit nahmean. Word like....what the god feel bout the nigga Cee-lo rockin the Elton John  peacock ensemble n shit? N how come he got the broad who got her head cut off in Seven on stage wit him? N why the nigga b.o.b. rockin that Mr Peanut eyewear? Or how come Rudy Huxtable jumpin into the crowd like that? Or why that broad Nicki Minaj look like the bride of frankenstein goin on a safari n shit? Or why Rihannas outfits dont be rubbin off on other fly ass broads like that? N how come Lady Gaga still devisin new n improved methods to cause niggas to wanna stomp that bitch out on the sidewalk when they see her like that? Or how that little muthafucka Justin Bieber got all those ninjas on stage wit him n not even one of them gon stab that nigga Usher? Or how come the soft nigga Drake aint win r&b album of the year?  Or how they keep that marshmallow nigga Drake from gettin roasted when he standin next to that big ass campfire n shit? Or why that tutti frutti nigga Drake allowed on the stage when they aint have the god rockin one his classic joints up there like that? But ayo the god aint seen all that namsayin. A nigga aint pay attention to all that. But yo a nigga managed to devote his attentions to seein Eminem do his thing n shit nahmeans. Ayo when that snow nigga was payin that homage to the legend Dre...ayo word bond son...tears burst out the gods wig when he seen that son. A nigga bowed to that presence n shit nahmean. Thats some dedicated loyal nigga shit. Ayo any nigga that gon look at that as some dickrider shit aint no real nigga like that namsayin. Word bond son when the nigga Kanye made the joint bout Jay he aint wait til the nigga kicked the bucket like that namsayin. Nah the nigga paid that honor to his brother while the nigga was still alive to see the shit nahmean. Thats why me n Rae be showin each other that love (no homo) on a continual basis like that namsayin. Niggas got each other back (no homo) n we ride (no homo) for our niggas (no homo) like that. Aint nothin to be ashamed about...lovin ya nigga like that (no homo). Ayo if all goes right we gon die in each others arms someday nahmean (no homo). But he my nigga so Imma show him that respect like that. So yeah son the god approve what the snow nigga Em did for his mentor namsayin. Ayo on a related note n shit Dre you aint get back to a nigga bout those song titles yet but a nigga understand you got a full plate n shit. A nigga jus wanna make sure the ball rollin on that tho namsayin. Lets get that paper son. Holla at ya nigga nahmean. But on behalfs of all the niggas that took home those golden phonographs n shit congratulations on those. Ayo hopefully a nigga gon cop one those sometime in the near future n shit nahmean. Word bond cos a nigga done released like 20 albums n shit namsayin. Matter fact Imma light a dynamite stick in the ass of the nigga responsible for that oversight nahmeans. Word bond Imma stick a grenade in that muthafucka ass n pull the pin out. So whoever responsible for overlookin my joints every year you been warned namsayin. Imma stick a car battery up ya ass. Matter fact Imma shove a bowlin ball wit a top hat up ya ass nahmean. Word. Imma shove a car tire wit a midget in it up ya ass muthafucka.

Aight peace.

Ayo welcome to the jungle you soft niggas!

Ayo whattup this Big Ghost the icon namsayin. Ayo a nigga been gettin a lot of love from muthafuckas lately nahmean. So the god jus wanted to say truly from the heart yalls is sincerely appreciated like that. I got you namsayin. But at the same time some sensitive niggas is sendin the god messages like ayo Tone why you goin at these little micro niggas like that? You a mega nigga n you fuckin wit these micro niggas n shit. Whycome namsayin? Why you exposin niggas like Drake for they weaknesses n shit? Ayo a nigga aint tryin to blow up a nigga spot like that tho. But it jus so happen that these dudes is weak hearted niggas. Yall weak hearted niggas know who the god talkin to. Yalls aint cut from the same cloth as niggas. Niggas is cut from divine fabrics namsayin. Yalls is cut from Burundi flannel n shit. Yalls niggas need to step yalls thread counts up if you gon step in a nigga square like that. You dealin wit a 900 thread count nigga. Yalls is lucky if you even a 80 thread count nigga. Yalls is on some Made In Bangladesh shit. You dealin wit high quality durable fabrics ova here namsayin. Yalls tear too easy. These Lululemon niggas is tryin to compete wit Carhartt niggas. These spandex niggas aint fuckin wit no industrial strength niggas like that. Yalls aint woven like that namsayin. Yalls aint built like niggas. Ayo the god sculpted from marble namsayin. Yalls little niggas is sculpted from hamburger meat nahmean. Yalls niggas is garbage. Yalls niggas aint known no hardships like that. Thats why you just soft ass niggas. Ayo the god like a Bowser nigga namsayin. The nigga Drake aint built like that tho. He just a Yoshi nigga nahmean. Niggas like Drake was gettin ponies for they birthdays n shit. The nigga had a happy sweet sixteenth party n shit. The nigga was cakin off his bar mitzvah n shit. Nigga was gettin that hebrew dough from his relatives n shit. So the nigga aint knew no hardships like that. He a disney nigga namsayin. But see a nigga aint frontin on the nigga upbringin like that nahmeans. How the god gon hate on the soft nigga jus cos he was a fortunate nigga like that. But the nigga need to stay in his lane n shit. Leave the fantasy shit alone namsayin. Nigga stop tryin to blend in wit actual hood niggas like that. Nigga you stand out like a bullet hole in a wifebeater n shit nigga! You like a mole under a bitch eye wit a long ass hair growin out of it. You aint invisible like that nahmean. Anyways how that nigga gon feel if the god crash one his family gatherins n shit talkin bout WELL HELLO THERE FOLKS! MY YALLS GOT A LOVELY HOME NAMSAYIN! DEAR GOLLY GOSH A NIGGA GOTSTA TINKLE! COULD YALL BE A DEAR N POINT ME TO THE NEAREST LAVATORY HAR HAR! That nigga family gon be like ayo who the big ass nigga wit the eagle on his arm n the hockey mask n shit? A nigga aint gon blend in in that nigga environment namsayin. Thats like a gorilla sayin ayo Imma just go live on this farm n shit. Imma go live on a farm wit chickens n cows n sheep n shit n Imma blend in like that. Imma be in this habitat instead of in the jungle where a gorilla nigga belong n shit. Nah that aint gon work out like that. N ayo that shit go both ways namsayin. A nigga aint just frontin on the nigga for the sake of frontin on a random ass nigga. We just aint built the same. The nigga need to stop steppin on toes nahmean. Niggas from Staten punish theyselves to stay sharp namsayin. Niggas from Staten rock car batteries around they neck namsayin. We slap pitbulls nahmean. We eat the bark off the trees n shit. We smack kids. That nigga was gettin grounded n shit when he fucked up. Ayo when we fucked up we got whipped wit phone cords n belt buckles namsayin. That nigga got sent to his room wit no dinner n shit. Soft niggas aint gon survive if they come to Staten nahmean. Ayo specially in Stapleton namsayin. There aint no Starbucks in Stapleton nigga. Soft niggas need they little caramel latte joints to survive nahmean. We aint got those. But yo we on that majestic shit namsayin. Niggas in Stapleton ride chariots son. Word bond. We glide on chariots wit lions pullin em. Ayo if my girl say to me ayo baby I forgot to pick up the watermelon snapple to go wit the turkey links um so sorry boo boo...or whatever whatever...I say to her ayo dont even worry bout that..Imma go get that nahmeans. A nigga throw on his purple robe n shit n go downstairs. N a nigga dont just be hoppin in no whip like that. You know...that little CL joint or what have you namsayin. Nah a nigga get on the chariot n let the lions pull a nigga to the bodega namsayin. Not only is it fuel efficients namsayin but it happen to look fly n alla that. Word bond. N a nigga reducin his little carbon footprints n things of that nature nahmean. Cos that shit matter too. Ayo the god aint wanna have to explain to one his little grandniggas someday howcome the shit so fucked up in the planet n shit. The god dont want one his little grandniggas sittin on his lap talkin bout ayo grandpa why there aint no trees or no clean water for niggas these days n shit? Namsayin. A nigga dont wanna have to explain to the little muthafucka ayo ya see niggas from my generation wasnt doin they parts to preserve the environment like that nahmean. Niggas was too busy drivin they little V12 whips half a block to run up in Three Brothers for a slice n shit...fuckin up the ozone n causin greenhouse effects n shit. Niggas was leavin they little 62" tv on when they was in the other room gettin busy wit a broad n shit....leavin faucets runnin n shit like that nahmean. Niggas wasnt recyclin n shit....word bond. So hopefully that clarify the shit for yall niggas namsayin. Word.

Aight peace.

Ayo this shit way too ignorant nahmean!

Ayo whattup this Big Ghost aka Theodore St. Raviolis namsayin. Ayo niggas is really really crossin the line now nahmean. Ayo yalls is breakin a niggas heart now. Niggas is coonin the fuck out like coonin gon get played out tomorrow n shit. Niggas is worried that they coonin coupons is gon expire before they can cash that shit in namsayin. Niggas is takin ignorance to the next levels n shit. These niggas is like the X-Men of ignorant niggas. Niggas is like the fuckin Yankees of ignorant niggas. These niggas is winnin multiple championships in coonin. They like a undefeatable dynasty for ignorant coonin niggas. Ayo these niggas is like the NASA of ignorant niggas right here nahmean. They comin up wit space age technologies for coonin n shit. They makin leaps n bounds into new frontiers of coonin nahmean. They on some like super robotic coon shit. They like muthafuckin robocoon or some shit. They goin to whole new unexplored galaxies of coonin. The fuck is wrong wit niggas? Niggas is dancin on top of police cars n shit. Why you niggas even got police cars? Aint like niggas is out on the main roads dancin on parked patrol cars for real or some shit like that. Nah niggas parked they little police cars in front of they building n shot that shit wit a permit namsayin. Ayo the god aint even know how to keep track of all the shits thats wrong wit this muthafucka. A nigga lost count at 7,364 n shit. A nigga aint even include the wack ass dime a dozen song in that total neither namsayin. This shit sound like they doin a cover version of the last song that sounded like this one about two months ago...which happened to sound like the other 7 or 8 songs that sounded like that muthafucka the times before that. Shit is like a Tyler Perry movie....some of the characters is different but the same niggas is behind it n its still some corny ass shit for bitches namsayin. Ayo dont get a nigga intentions misprescribed n shit nahmean. The god aint wish no hardships on these niggas. Niggas got to eat son. Ayo I gets that namsayin. A nigga been there G. At the end of the day the god respect these niggas for the most part. We all tryna make a livin nahmean. But yo...I mean...you can frown upon a nigga actions....like if a nigga sell crack on the low n shit nahmeans you can say ayo the nigga foul. He crossin the line or whatever whatever. A nigga understand that. But we keeps it at that. The nigga makin a livin off sellin crack but he aint tryna step on nobody toes or nothin like that. Now if a nigga sellin crack outside a preschool n gettin his dick sucked in front of they playground in broad daylight n shit n throwin the rubbers on the slide n shit....the nigga not only crossin the line n shit they violatin outside of what regular niggas consider excusable n shit. Now these niggas right here wit this song is not only crossin the line they hoppin n dancin n poppin corny beverages on that line. Niggas is basically gettin they dick sucked outside the preschool n throwin the rubbers on the slides wit this joint namsayin. This shit is like the Mona Lisa of ignorant nigga shit. These niggas just built the Taj Mahal of ignorant nigga shit nahmeans. Ayo cut that shit out niggas! Yalls niggas is way too gone wit this. Yall got a nigga prayin for the shiny suit era to come back nahmean! These niggas is like the '93 Bulls of ignorant niggas. Somebody need to pull the plug on these niggas namsayin. Muthafuckas is makin niggas look like the stupidest species on earth n shit. Like we right there with fuckin lobsters n shit as the stupidest creatures on earth or somethin. Ayo to keeps it real wit yalls a nigga aint even know if lobsters is considered dumb or nothin but the one or two times I seen a lobster they aint really seem too smart to a nigga namsayin. They aint like no dolphins n shit. Ayo crackers be thinkin that dolphins is smarter than actual niggas n shit. Thats maybe more to do wit how dolphins know how to act humble n shit. Word bond. But yo jus for yalls records n shit I aint think dolphins is smarter than niggas like that. Maybe a couple retarded niggas or somethin along those kinds of lines yeah. But more times than not a nigga smarter than a dolphin namsayin. Word. A nigga jus wanted to elaborate on that point for a minute nahmean.

Aight peace.

Ayo a nigga got a chance to interview the president namsayin!

Ghostface: Ayo whattup niggas. Yalls is officially now rockin wit the best nahmean! This Big Ghost aka the Wizard of Poetry namsayin n yalls aint gon believe who a nigga got on the speaker phone right about now. Word bond. Ayo we got the muthafuckin president on the phone n shit namsayin. We gon be conductin this interview on behalfs of the entire hip hop nation n shit. We got that nigga Alvin from the barber shop takin down notes n shit. Word bond the nigga used to work in courtrooms as a stelographer n shit nahmean. Nigga got his little typewriter joint n shit. Appreciate it my nigga.

Alvin: No doubt, baby.

Ghostface: My niggas from Theodore Unit is in the building namsayin. Word bond. Peace gods. Ayo we gon get right into it. I aint even gon say no more namsayin! Say hello, Mr President, so they know the shit is real nahmean!

Obama: Ummm. I was told I would be doing this interview with an NY1 correspondent.

Ghostface: Ayo how you know that I aint the nigga from NY1?

Obama: Well...

Ghostface: Nahhh nahhh. I'm playin wit ya son nahmean. Ayo ya assistants must had got that shit fucked up namsayin. But we live right now nahmean.

Obama: Okay but...

Ghostface: Ayo whattup son! It is a utmost honor n a privilege to be speakin wit ya namsayin.

Obama: Thank you....The pleasure is all mine.

Ghostface: Word. Ayo hopefully that aint no homo innuendo or nothin namsayin.

Obama: Aha, well no...I assure you...

Ghostface: But Anyway bein that Imma 10304 nigga to the heart n was raised in Stapleton where basically niggas aint really up on global politics n shit of that types of evolutions nahmeans...what the god pretty sure niggas all over is thinkin is basically like...word....ayo how it feel to like run shit all over the map nahmean? Word yo cos niggas be holdin down they squares namsayin. N yo it's like every nigga motivation to accumulate more corners n shit so that they square get bigger n shit namsayin to the point where they holdin down major spots n they ain't even have to work that spot theyselves no more n put theyselves in harms way like that nahmean. They got little niggas puttin in they work while they sittin in the v.i.p. sections up at the Marquee or Nobu wit they broads n shit namsayin. But they still able to rock they fly gears n buy they moms new stoves n fridges n shit nahmean.

Obama: I'm sorry. I don't think I understand the question. Could you...

Ghostface: Well what the god basically inquirin is ayo...you a nigga at the top of the food chain right now namsayin. You like the lion in the jungle nahmeans. Ayo other niggas might be rhinos or silverback apes even. But at the end of the day, the lion gon bite that ape head off if he want that. Matter fact I aint even know if lions fuck wit silverbacks like that namsayin. Ayo Alvin, do muthafuckin lions be fightin silverbacks, son?

Alvin: Not really sure bout that, son.

Sean Wiggs: Nah Tone. They into eatin bamboo n shit. Lions are carnivores. Apes eat bamboo n hang out in the meadows n shit. They vegetarians n shit.

Ghostface: Word? Ayo I know they eat bamboo n shit but you sure they ain't hunt...

Sean Wiggs: Yeah Tone, you seen that Gorillas In The Mist joint...

Ghostface: Oh righhhh righhhh...yeah yeah yeah yeah...wit the...wit the broad from the Ghostbusters joint....uhhhh...

Alvin: Michelle Pfeiffer.

Ghostface: Nah nigga...uh..you know the one...

Trife Diesel: The I am Zuul broad...

Ghostface: Right nigga! I am the gatekeeper...

Sean Wiggs: Sigourney Weavers!

Ghostface: Sigourney! Word bond, son...yeah yeah yeah. That's right. Oh shit!

Alvin: Was she in the second one?

Sean Wiggs: What Ghostbusters II? Yeah yeah...but that joint was ehhhh.

Ghostface: Wasn't no ways like the first joint, son. But ayo they had a brotha in that second one nahmean!

Obama: Hello?

Ghostface: Hold on, son.

Sean Wiggs: Ernie Hudson.

Trife: The nigga from Oz...

Ghostface: Yeah yeah yeah...yeah, that nigga.

Trife: He was in Miss Congeniality, too.

Ghostface: Ayo fuck outta here wit that, nigga! (Laughing)

Sean Wiggs: Why you even know that, B?

Trife: Nigga, my girl was watchin the shit on tv. I just...

Obama: Excuse me. I don't know if this is some kind of a...

Ghostface: Ayo hold up, G. Yalls niggas gotta pause that. Ayo you gotta pardon niggas namsayin. Niggas ain't mean no disrespect like that. Word.

Obama: Okay, but we're going to have to wrap this up in...

Ghostface: Ayo you like hip hop, ya honor?

Obama: Do I like hip hop? Well, yes and no, I suppose...

Ghostface: Who you listen to, sir?

Obama: Well, I don't just listen to any one type of music, but as far...

Ghostface: As far as hip hop goes nahmean.

Obama: Well, as far as hip hop, I think it was actually well-publicized during my campaign that I had forged several relationships with a number of rappers across the board....from various segments of...

Ghostface: Right but who you fucks wit like in terms of listenin to they shit namsayin?

Obama: Well, in that respect...as far as who I listen to I would have to say guys like Jay-Z, a little Kanye here and there...um...The Fugees, The Black Eyed Peas....

Ghostface: Black Eyed Peas, son?

Obama: Yeah, absolutely, I think they evoke a certain...

Ghostface: Ayo you fucks wit any Wu shit though?

Obama: Well, I can't honestly say...

Ghostface: Right, but you aint heard 36 Chambers? CubanLinx? Liquid Swords? Tical?

Obama: I mean, I'm not entirely familiar with all...

Ghostface: What about my joints? Pretty Toney, Ironman, Supreme Clientele?

Obama: Uh...

Trife: 5 mics, nigga.

Ghostface: Nah nigga. Ya know they robbed a nigga wit that. They gave the Supreme Clientele joint 4-1/2 n shit. Like they aint think a nigga earned that last half...

Alvin: Some of the skits was kinda long maybe...

Sean Wiggs: I gotta hit the Source, I need my other half a mic...

Ghostface, Trife, & Wiggs: Cos that Southernplayalisticadillacmuzick was a classic, right! College Park, East Point...

(Raekwon enters room)

Raekwon: Deliver this through ya audio, ghetto mafioso! Grow hydro....

Ghostface: Ayo the nigga Chef is in the building yalls! What's good, my nigga!

Raekwon: Ayo what's good, son! A nigga was just in the neighborhood...

Obama: Um do you think that we could...

Ghostface: Ayo son...listen listen listen...ayo we got muthafuckin Mr. Barack Obama on the phone, son! Holla at the nigga, son!

Raekwon: Fuck outta here, son. Who you got?

Ghostface: No joke, nigga. Obama.

Raekwon: Ayo you tryna pull a nigga leg...

Ghostface: Nah son...

Raekwon: Ayo pa...

Ghostface: Pa...

Alvin: He ain't fuckin wit you, Rae.

Raekwon: Ayo yalls niggas is tryin to throw banana peels on the floor n see if a nigga gon...

Ghostface: Ayo, ya honor....would you jus holla at this nigga so he stop bein paranoid nahmean?

Obama: Um, are you speaking to me? Uh, listen fellas, this...

Raekwon: Ohhhhhh shit....Ayo son....

Ghostface: I'm tellin you, pa...

Raekwon: Ayo a nigga got to give you a muthafuckin standin ovation for this, son...(claps)

Ghostface: Word is bond, nigga...

Raekwon: Ayo...THIS nigga...how you...

Obama: Okay, listen, fellas, it was very...

Raekwon: Ayo, ya highness, this Shallah Raekwon of the mighty Wu Tang Clan nahmean.

Obama: Yes, hi there.

Raekwon: Ayo I think I speak for real niggas all over the world, from New York to muthafuckin Nigeria or Zimbabwe when I say we feel honored n blessed to be havin a Black president nahmean.

Obama: Okay, thank you.

Raekwon: Word. See cos I don't think that niggas really really really really comprehendin a niggas stature like that nahmean.

Ghostface: You a monument for niggas.

Raekwon: This like when Tony Montana was...

Ghostface: Nah nigga, Sosa...

Raekwon: Ayo son, no doubt the nigga Sosa had the muthafuckin uh muthafuckin uhhhhh...

Ghostface: Nigga had the gusto, son.

Raekwon: No doubt, pa, but the nigga Tony stood for his own....muthafuckin uh...the nigga had his own visions...he inspired...

Ghostface: The nigga inspired niggas no doubt...

Raekwon: Nah, I'm sayin...

Alvin: The nigga was the underdog....

Raekwon: Yeah, like, he had a muthafuckin hill the nigga had to conquer.

Ghostface: The nigga was standin on the wings of eagles...word...

Raekwon: The nigga he uh...he uh... was somethin niggas round the way was relatin to on a personal level n shit. He came from the belly of like a monster n shit. The nigga should had been dead like...

Ghostface: Word...like durin the bathtub shit...

Raekwon: Yeah, the nigga should had been already got his arms n legs chopped the fuck off in the shower...

Obama: Excuse me, but is there any way we could just wrap this up? I'm running on a very...

Raekwon: Ayo, nah nah, chill son...I got you...listen...

Obama: I don't mean to...

Raekwon: Nah nah nah...

Ghostface: Nah...don't apologize...

Raekwon: Don't apologize....nah...

Ghostface: Nah son....nah...

Obama: Okay, well...um, I'm just going to hand things off to my...

Raekwon: Ayo you goin now, son?

Ghostface: Ayo, ya honor...

Obama: Yes, gentlemen, I'm afraid I...

Raekwon: Fuck is this? Ayo pa...I ain't even finish my...

Ghostface: Nah chill, pa...it ain't even like that...

Obama: Thank you, gentlemen.

Raekwon: Ayo this nigga jus hang up on us?

Valerie Jarrett: Hello gentlemen, this is Valerie Jarrett, Senior Advisor to the President for Public Engagement. The President would like to thank you for...

Raekwon: Ayo Miss, tell that nigga I ain't finish my...

Valerie Jarrett: Yes, I'm afraid that the President has...

Raekwon: Ayo I know the nigga still there...I can hear the muthafucka talkin to...

Ghostface: Yo yo yo yo yo chill, son. Ayo Miss Valerie we appreciate...

Raekwon: Ayo n this bitch tryna...

Ghost: Ayo pa...

Raekwon: C'mon son...this...

Ghost: Nah G...

Raekwon: Aight son...but Imma see that nigga...

Valerie Jarrett: Mmhmm....uh, on behalf of the President and his staff, thank you, gentlemen. Goodbye.... (Hangs up)

Ghostface: Ayo Hello?

Trife: They gone.

Ghostface: Ayo the god hope yalls niggas enjoyed our little interview wit the President n shit. This shit was a landmark type joint nahmean.

Sean Wiggs: Word.

Alvin: Word is bond.

Raekwon: Ayo I'm sayin tho, niggas was tryin to get they littlle questions in but the nigga wasn't lettin niggas get they little words in, niggas ain't have they little snacks...

Ghostface: Nah son. It ain't even like that, Rae. Come on, son.

Raekwon: Ayo whatever, pa.

Ghostface: Thanks for tunin in niggas. Aight peace.

Ayo enough wit that soft shit part 3 aka revenge of the soft niggas!

Ayo whatthefuckup my niggas this Big Ghost aka Theodore Riggatone namsayin. Ayo the god was jus layin backin strokin a harem of broads namsayin n eatin his feasts n shit nahmean. Bitches is feedin a nigga grapes n papayas while we all layin on velvet comforters n shit namsayin. Yo then one the broads gets up to turn on the tv n  I seen this soft joint come on n shit nahmeans. Ayo what the fuck goin on wit these feather duster ass niggas nahmean? This nigga Wale givin the cake nigga Drake a run for his money namsayin. Ayo the nigga Wale might gon take that 3-ply nigga Drake spot for softest nigga in the galaxy n shit nahmean. This nigga a serious serious contender for that title namsayin. These niggas is makin Bruno Mars look like Kamal Shalorus n shit. The nigga Wale seriously raisin the bar for that parfait nigga shit. This nigga must got strawberry flavored blood namsayin. Word bond a diabetic nigga might gon go into anaphylactic shock n shit if he listen to this nigga music nahmeans. They need to be warning diabetic muthafuckas before they play this nigga shit on tv or radio namsayin. Yo if some mexican kids run up on that nigga n hit him wit a broom stick he probably gon crack open n candy gon spill out his ass nahmean. Jellybean ass nigga. The nigga must got ovaries n shit. The nigga probably be gettin menstrual cramps n shit. Fuck is this nigga thinkin son! Ayo I mean...no doubt son... the god been known to show his sensitive side from time to times nahmeans. Word a nigga done made a handful a joints for the broads n alla that but yo this nigga takin that shit to whole new levels namsayin. Thiis nigga aint content wit no average soft nigga shit. This nigga tryna be the Walter Payton of soft niggas nahmean. This nigga strivin for that top spot. Word yo a nigga had to splash fluoride in his eyes after he watched the sweet ass shit the nigga put together nahmeans. This nigga songs smell like Glade namsayin. Even that soft nigga Drake probably feelin like ayo this nigga Wale really crossin the line wit THIS shit nahmeans. The softest niggas alive is probably offended by this shit. This nigga must be takin straight estrogen shots in his ass to come up wit somethin this ultra emotional nahmean. The nigga must got glitter in his blood G. Ayo the nigga probably gon sweeten ya coffee if he walk by you nahmean. The nigga be leavin a trail of glitter everywhere he go. If the nigga ever find hisself where he gotta run from the police they gon be able to track that nigga down wherever he go from all the fairy dust he leavin behind  n shit namsayin. The nigga probably got the ability to pollinate flowers namsayin. Ayo this nigga probably snap his fingers n jerk his neck from side to side when he yellin at you. The nigga look sassy n shit. The nigga probably call his groin his bikini area nahmean. He look like the type a nigga that gon rock a charm bracelet namsayin. Nigga probably got toe rings. Word bond. This nigga probably dress his pets in costumes. Yo if you go to this nigga house he probably got cats wearin jackets n top hats n shit. He the type a nigga that gon have pets wit a "Mr" at the beginning of they names n shit. The nigga probably shits cupcakes namsayin. He could probably shoot a rainbow out his eyes n shit. The nigga probably use a hula hoop as a vehicle namsayin. Anyhow it aint like the god want harm to come the nigga way or nothin like that but the nigga makin some wack moves nahmean. The nigga really need to reevaluate his moves namsayin. Somebody slap this nigga. Word.

Aight peace.

Some ol omega caramel darts nahmean!

Ayo whattup niggas this Big Ghost broadcastin to yalls live via amazin wizardry n shit. These muthafuckin words is  just some the thoughts a nigga had thrown out there n shit but aint make it onto no blogs n shit namsayin. And shit was like as tho the angels had carried the muthafuckin words to various destiniations around the galaxies n shit cos some no name nigga sent them to the god n said ayo Tone ya gotta shine a light on these joints son cos the joints is knowledge god nahmean. So the god gon grant that wish to that no name nigga n offer that beacon of hopes namsayin. Word bond cos niggas is floatin in they little rubber boats n shit in the middle of these oceans n they need that life jacket namsayin. Word n the wisdom of the god poetics is like that raft made from palm trees n shit that gon carry the niggas to that tropical island where they gon get they fresh water n eat bananas n coconuts n shit namsayin. They gon live on deserted islands until they rescued by like the navy n shit namsayin. A nigga jus blowin that niggas raft (no homo) like a breeze or or or like a wind n shit that gon carry that nigga (no homo) to where he need to get to in his life n shit nahmean. 

"Ayo this Big Ghost the Wally Champ. Word lets walk these dogs one time. Imma spit fire on niggas from a golden pegasus. Imma peel onions under a nigga eyes tho n make they tears shower when they realize where a nigga heart is. These is heartfelt renditions by the god. I touch a nigga heart like when niggas be watchin Dancin Wit The Stars n they got they little Unicef joints during the commercials nahmean. When they show the little niggas in Ethiopia or the Congo with the flies on they face namsayin. Even the biggest niggas be cryin like little girls when they see them babies with the missing limbs n they tummies all blown out n shit. Maggots in they hair with no arms n shit. That shit hurt a nigga heart. N I spit bars that touch niggas like that."

Word bond. This shit givin the god chills namsayin. A nigga basically tryin to spread that glorious upliftments n shit namsayin. Niggas is gettin electrocuted wit that wisdom namsayin. Muthafuckas should be keepin the wisdom in they portflios for them raindy dayz namsayin. Word yo when the clouds be cryin on a nigga sometimes the god feel like he splashin amongst the mermaids n shit. Word yo n the mermaids got they big ass titties wit the coconut shells n shit namsayin....word.

"Word yo a nigga shower yall with vessels of nutrition for yall niggas wigs. The god put roses in yall hearts. Tellin yall bout the woes and travesties of the world n shit. Babies runnin round on sidewalks naked with no diapers on while they moms suckin dick for food stamps. Crackhead niggas stealin niggas plants out they front yard. Bitches strippin at titty bars so they aint gotta work at McDonalds n shit. Yo the god be reflectin on these devestations while he eatin his ziti nahmean. Word."

N to the nigga Preem for lettin a nigga top his list of all time favorite joints n shit nahmean...

"Ayo whattup this Ghost Deini aka the Black Ronald Reagan. Whats good Preem! Ayo the gods humbled just to be mentioned but to clench that top spot nahmean…that shits a blessing son. Word. A nigga spit out his raviolis when he seen that. The nigga Alvin at the barbershop in Staten called the god up to bless his ears with the news nahmean. He put a rainbow in the gods heart with that nah mean. He stay up on all the latest blogs info so on n so forth. Thats my word. Niggas pollyin n whatnot n he caught the god off guard n says to me yo that nigga Preem says you got the best album of the decade yo. N Im like word nigga yo ya puttin thumbtacks on the god chair to try n see if a nigga gon jump right! Nahmean. N he like nah Tone hand to Allah n all that. Thats the truth son. A nigga just started cryin yo. Tears bust out a nigga wig cos that shit just hit a nigga in his heart yo. I seen cupids on the god shoulders when I went over to the mirror n shit tryna wipe the gods tears so I could thank you Preem. Ayo the god got cherubs on his shoulders that watch over himn nah mean. Its a blessing son. Thank you.

Aight peace."

Yalls niggas stay in the presence of the god glory like that namsayin. Imma take care yall niggas. Yalls is under the wings of a falcon n shit nahmean. A nigga scrolls gon hold yalls down namsayin. Word.

Aight peace.

Ayo enough wit that soft shit part 2 da sequel namsayin!

Ayo whattup this the magnificent Deini aka Pretty Toney the Stapleton gladiator namsayin. Aight yalls niggas pay attention nahmean. This is for the soft extra moist Sisqo ass niggas takin triple shots of Nuvo tryin to portray theyselves as muthafuckin classy gentlemen n shit but comin across like they Farnsworth Bentley ass marshmallow niggas instead nahmean. Yalls aint comin across like no 007 niggas namsayin. Yalls aint seeming like no Don Juan niggas yalls is jus seeming like a broad best friend n shit. This nigga Big Sean was borderline a soft nigga when he started his little 5 year career puttin out mixtapes for a livin n shit but now this nigga gettin way too in touch wit his female side namsayin. Ayo this nigga fallin backwards into a laundry basket of fresh towels n gigglin now. This nigga need to jus ga head n shoot a commercial for Snuggle namsayin. Cuddly fresh ass nigga. Word bond. This nigga already look like the type a nigga that lays on his back to put on his jeans n shit. Nigga built like a teenage broad n shit. Ayo the god got fists bigger than this nigga head namsayin. Word bond that nigga probably wear a 5-3/8 sized fitted nahmean. The god might have to make sure he aint slap that nigga too hard cos the nigga head might come off n shit namsayin. But ya know...I aint really got nothin against the nigga. The nigga a little light in the ass n shit but aint like Imma throw that nigga down the stairs n shit if I see the nigga. Aint like the god wanna see the nigga get stabbed outside a Bed Bath n Beyond or wherever that nigga hang out namsayin. Aint like the god wanna see the nigga crash his yellow bike or whatever that nigga use for transporation into a lamp post or nothin nahmean. The god dont wish no harm to come to that nigga like that namsayin but at the same times if the nigga keep takin this road he gon eventually come across some wild baboon type niggas namsayin. Word bond niggas gon tear that nigga arms off if they see the nigga alone n shit. The nigga a magnet for a unprovoked slap namsayin. Ayo the god aint advocatin those types of incidents n shit namsayin but the nigga puttin hisself in harms way nahmean. The nigga puttin jellyfish in his own bubble baths namsayin. Fruit salad ass nigga. Ayo if Del Monte ever start a record label they might gon sign this nigga as they marquee artist namsayin. This nigga look more suspect than the niggas in the Beat It video nahmean. Nigga probably got a tat on his lower back n shit namsayin. Word. Pretty little nigga. Fuck outta here wit that pretty lady shit nigga. Sucka ass nigga got his pinky extended when he holdin his drink n shit. Staten Island niggas dont fuck wit no extended pinky niggas namsayin. Staten niggas pour milk on a bowl of bullets for breakfast nigga. We make gun powder smoothies namsayin.We eat grenades nigga. Fuck that soft shit nigga. Niggas grew up wit nothin nahmeans. Little niggas was usin actual potatoes for they Mr Potato Heads when we was kids namsayin. Niggas aint had shit when we was babies. Niggas was wearin McDonalds napkins for diapers nahmean. We was gettin bottle caps for christmas n shit nahmean. Niggas used to fight over the Midnight Dragon joints n shit namsayin. Niggas wasnt gettin no Hungry Hippos for christmas namsayin. Niggas wasnt gettin no toys n games n shit. Niggas made they own Jengas outta popsicle sticks namsayin. We accustomed to hard livin namsayin. But thats neither here nor there namsayin. A nigga jus expressin his concerns bout this nigga recent choice of actions n shit nahmean. Ayo at the same time the god wish that nigga nothin but success namsayin. Do you nigga. Just dont be provokin niggas to chop you in the throat n shit wit ya wack ass songs namsayin. Word.

Aight peace.