Ayo whattup son. This the nigga that been "talkin greasy" bout you nahmean. Ayo first off a nigga jus wanna say sorry you went n took the nigga Stars bait like that on the radio nahmean. You kinda a moron for that tho b. The nigga put a water gun to ya head n you got down on ya knees for the nigga. But I get it son. P-Tone aint mad at you like that. You was thinkin the nigga had a real gun aimed at you n you jus panicked namsayin. But he played you b. Nigga basically pulled out his didick n said "ayo you can get high by suckin on this shit right here Wiz...how bout a little peck? Jussa peck Wiz". N you did it son. You gave the nigga a peck. Next thing you kno you straight blowin the nigga pa. N that was it son. Nigga jus zipped up n left u there to deal wit whatever namsayin. The nigga had you in his jail cell n convinced you to put on a wig n dress for him nahmeans. He threw a quarter on the ground n asked you to pick the shit up n you bent over for the nigga son. He straight plugged you son. The nigga straight brokebacked you wit the spit on his hand move n you got straight violated b. No offense son but we all seen how the shit went down namsayin. See you gotta realize you a dolphin nigga swimmin wit sharks son. N you a fragile lookin nigga to begin wit nahmean. You the type a nigga that might break ya arm from beatin a egg too fast namsayin. Ya shit can snap on you at any minute g. Son you cant even do a push up without worryin bout ya elbows poppin out n ya chest breakin in half. Word bond. You slap a nigga five n you gotta 50/50 chance of ya wrist snappin like a chick o stick on you son. You a malnourished nigga nahmean. You like a human stick figure fam. You look like you made of tree branches namsayin. You cant even go outside on a windy day son. You need a nigga holdin the kite string tied to ya just to walk outside in case the breeze pick up my nigga. N you a soft nigga to top all that off nahmean. You like a human loofah son. You softer than pasta noodles b. You got shampoo blood my nigga. Nahmean. Lets jus be straightforward bout the situation son. N you talkin all that G shit when you barely even F son. You all the way confused nahmean. You a cinnabon nigga son. You softer than a sack of vaginas nigga. Aint nobody takin you serious as a G namsayin. Ayo a nigga jus tryin to help you right now son. Come on pa. Ya catalog fucked up too son. How you gon have a song called G'ed Up son? What the G stand for son? Gummi wormed? Glamored? Where we gon draw the line my nigga? You jus gave Bruno Mars n Chris Brown the green light to call theyselves Gs now too son. We gon have to deal wit Katy Perry callin herself a G thanks to you son. That shit aint kosher my nigga. They gon be like ayo if that skinny swamp nigga wit the lullabies in his catalog callin hisself G it should be aight then namsayin. Nobody tellin THAT mutant nigga he aint a G so it should be open season then nahmean. Aint nothin gangsta bout you like that Wiz. Come on pa. Nigga you couldnt be less gangster if you started rockin rhinestone bikinis. Nigga you could start rockin murses n a feather boa n ya ass would still be at the same level of G that you already was son. Thats cos you at the very lowest level of G already. Which is not G. Nahmean. Gangstas dont try to wife another high profile niggas leftovers my nigga. Gangstas dont only weigh triple they birth weight by the time they grown ass men son. Gangstas dont make soft nigga instruction manuals like Roll Up n expect regular niggas to consider them Gs pa. N even if you was gangsta youd be like the low calorie version b. Youd be diet gangster or sum shit. Youd be gangsta lite or sum shit like that Wiz. Namsayin. But on the really real you more jus like gangster free namsayin. No disrespect tho nahmean. But I dont get you son. Somebody need to send you back to Middle Earth or wherever you came from son cos you aint fittin in wit humans nigga. You look like one the aliens from Men In Black son. Namsayin. You look like a stretched out Lil Wayne b. But its all love Wiz. Ayo I see you jus tryin to make a livin son. You makin wack moves n shit but at least you payin ya bills namsayin. Dignity aint eybodys thing son. You aint gotta be worried bout all that Wiz. Do you. Anyhow the god jus hopin you accept his apologies nahmean. It took a lot for a nigga to swallow his pride like this son. Hope you appreciate that. N yo cop that Shaolin Vs Wu Tang joint my nig. Shit is fire son.
Aight peace.

Owwwwwww!!! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteLOL DONT SOUND TOO MUCH LIKE AN APOLOGY...BIG GHOST, WHAT UP!
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This is....ROLFMAO X10. This may be one of the funniest things I ever read n my life.
ReplyDeleteI co-sign the comment right above me..i couldn't stop laughing...pure genius..."gangsta lite n stretchwd out lil wayne" roflmfao. Im gonna get a heart attack if i keep laughing this hard when i read this blog
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDelete"You the type a nigga that might break ya arm from beatin a egg too fast namsayin."
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahah
now that's an apology, lol
ReplyDeleteAin't no need to apologize, truf is truf. I think you said it best "Wiz weighs less than a bag of groceries an his rhymes is straight ass cheeks son. Fuck outta here wit dat"
ReplyDeletelmao he said dignity aint everybody's thing. He got shampoo blood!
ReplyDeleteYou like a human loofah son.
ReplyDeletei jst cried. *real tears*
Bwaa hahahah
ReplyDeleteFunny shit as always!
ReplyDeleteYo I'm crying right now. I might have to join twitter if this site get shut down by Def jam or Atlantic.
ReplyDeletelol i can't read this blog in class anymore cause i start laughing out loud and professors be lookin at me like im retarded or some shit. keep doin you though ghost fuck the haters
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOO "shampoo blood". this man is the snap king. the funniest shit abt the whole entry is "it's all love tho" hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteBigGhost You that nigga. I agree with everything you saying about these cats. And that line about Luberderm bottling up these niggas songs" had me dying. Keep it up big homie, you made a fan out of me.
ReplyDelete2dopeboyz need to add you to their blog links. Your shits way too funny.
ReplyDelete*slow clap*
ReplyDeletethis shit is golden nigga lmao
Just made my day...
ReplyDeleteyour blog's the only shit that make a nigga smile right now... good lookin my nigga
ReplyDeleteThe real identity of this dude needs to be exposed because he is a fuckin literary genius.
ReplyDeleteClassic shit
ReplyDeleteHow the fukkkkk do you come up with this shit man????!!
ReplyDeleteI am DYING! literally DYING!!!!
Funny ish mah nigga!!
ReplyDeleteNIGGA!
ReplyDeleteI see ya on Monique show...the only reason Im peepin it
ReplyDeleteAyo the god scratching his fuckin head after reading this Miami Heat shit nahmean. Dont get a god confused, aint like the god afraid to shed a tear now and then when the jungle catches fire and niggas gettin layed out like babies inna fetal position n whateva whateva. But this Heat shit on some real moist towelette levels nahsayin. Aint like gods eatin niggas seeds and impaling niggas on hydrants down the block nahsayin. Not likely son. This just ball b, regular season ball b, fuckouttahere. This Heat shit reminds a god of those feline joints shorties be clockin when a god aint picking up the jack nahmean. Some real terrycloth sweatpant cucumber pedicure on the couch type joints nahmean. Ayo shits like a Meryl Streep joint inna pair of hightops nahmean. Ayo ESPN gon start playing clips from that Crying Game joint steada Heat highlights nahmean. The Heat gon pull Hugh Grant off waivers son. Ayo that deer nigga Bambi's mom gon die at the end of Heat games nahsayin. Niggas gon installa mountain in Miami and call that shit Brokeback Mountain nahmean. That crying youtube shortie gon be the new Heat mascot nahsayin. Ayo lil preteen snow nigga shorties be putting on Heat games instead of that Titanic DVD nahmean. Blue ray son, word bond. Ayo and aint these Heat niggas supposed to be like some Terminator ass niggas wit handles. Ayo like some real sabre toothed hoop niggas shooting flames outta dey eyes an whateva whateva? Shit ain't like that son. That nigga Bosh used to look like tha nigga Predator, but then he cut those dreads n started shedding mad tears at press conferences b. Ayo now that nigga look like the new lead in the black version of that Philadelphia joint nahmean. They callin that shit Philadelphia 2: The Miami Heat nahsayin. An that nigga Tom Hanks just shitting on a nigga, taking his bitch an shit nahmean. Ayo an dis nigga Lebron softer than a tissue with aloe nahmean, dem moisturized tissue joints nahmean. When that nigga wife need a tissue, that nigga Bron just bend over so shortie can pull one outta his ass crack nahsayin. The nigga a moisturized tissue dispenser nahmean. Straight up b. And then you got this nigga D. Wade, nigga a cute ass cuddly nigga nahsayin. Ayo the god's five year old niece plottin to put that nigga in a dollhouse b. Plottin to have a teaparty with a nigga nahmean. Word bond. Nigga gave up mad C.R.E.A.M. to go to daycare nahmean. Nigga got played b.
ReplyDeleteAight peace.
^^^I guess that thats proof that the Big Ghost shit really isn't as easy as some people might think it is lol
ReplyDeletePlease dont try to post Ghost blogs on Ghost's Blog. Its wack. make your own somewhere else so we dont gotta see it. But its all love...
ReplyDeletepeace
What the hell is he sayin? I why can't he break this up in some paragraphs? It's extremely hard to read this.
ReplyDeleteThis might be the best post ever. That shit was hilarious.
ReplyDeletefuck that bitchass nigga wiz.
ReplyDeleteoh my god, im fuckin in tears bro..... oh my god...
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ReplyDeleteson you get hella love from the bay area! shit is laughs! i hope they don't shut the site down. peace the gods and earths.
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smh at this tho http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxrqFU4Pqzw
ReplyDeleteNahmean peace to the Gods and the Earths im surprised that Bigg Ghost hasn't brought up the TRUE meaning of a WIZ yet word bond
ReplyDeleteniiga GHOST.....lil GHOST you sound like more of a fuckin fony then the nigga wiz does. u try to hard lil nigga and u cant spell or talk for shit dumb fuck!
ReplyDeleteTo the nigga above me: uhh, you got the nerve to be commenting on spelling when you typed that bullshit? Fuckin retard. smh
ReplyDeleteROFL WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Was that really called for????? Who's next????????
ReplyDeleteIf this site gets shut down I will pay money to get it back up. This is the best blog in the fucking world yanumsayin!
ReplyDeleteAnd this is why ghost is and always will be the truth in the game. The end. Black and yellow that!
ReplyDeleteGhost you speak nothing but the truth..So many niguhs are on some hoe cake shit
ReplyDeletehahaha realll talk- every single fucking post you put up got me L.O.L., literally. i have not laughed like this in soooo long, and i ain't even high!
ReplyDeletei fucking love your "softest top 10" hahahaha even though i love j. cole & lupe hehe. i know people are overreacting and getting mad to your posts but they gotta learn how to laugh & be easy, shit.
thanks for making my night!!!!
When I first read it I thought it must be a parody blog with all the typing 'nahmean' and 'son'. But than I was like parody or not, this IS Ghost even if Ghost isn't writing it. Best Hip-Hop comedy since The Boondocks = GENIUS
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaaa!!!! ROTFLMFAO on the really b. Way too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteyo ghost i love your writing but i suggest maybe making different paragraphs with some space between eachother , might make this shit easier to read feel me?
ReplyDeleteHe is just a low life ANTI_MAN GAY ASS HOMO MAD AT WIZ CUZ HE'S SWAGGIN AN HE'S BAGGIN GROCERYS AT SOME SUPERMARKET... PUNK ASS BITCH~
ReplyDeletelmao that shit was so fuckin funny i dont kno wat to do rite now...dat shit energized me like shit like im tryn go party wid flacka or some shit man wid some gangstas or some shit dog
ReplyDeletethis nigga said "You got shampoo blood my nigga." and "dignity ain't eybody's thing."
ReplyDeleteBANDANA$.... funnyest shit I ever read on the internet P-Tone...$ick...this shit is free money'many thanks well taught GOD'Stay up, constant and never-ending improvement.
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