Ayo whattup world...P-Tone is back in the buildin nahmean. Ayo Nicki I aint got nothin to say bout ya music cos its dogshit nahmean. A nigga wouldnt be able to listen to ya shit if it was a matter of life n death. Imma choose death namsayin. The shits worse than listenin to puppies gettin stomped in a plastic bag. Tone dont need to hear ya music like that namsayin. So we aint here for all that. Niggas was only payin attention to you cos you was decent eye candy. Straight up. Niggas was jus watchin ya videos on mute n whatever. But be that as it may ya kno you was still gettin votes on 106 n Park n hits on youtube n all that nahmean. But niggas is off that now. Niggas aint really tryin to see recent pictures of you n shit. Niggas jus wanna remember the old Nicki wit the lollipops n shit. Now you got a nigga jus wantin to throw a sofa at you if he see you namsayin. Tone dont be advocatin hittin women like that but you really providin a loophole here for a nigga. You got a stranglehold on these broads namsayin. Females be into ya shit nahmean. They started gettin on that Barbie shit too. Matter fact I aint even kno why you chose the most degradin toy to any young girl that wasnt no blonde bitch wit a missin ass as the shit you was gon try n capitalize off of n shit. That shit was wack as fuck ma. But it was all good nahmean. But yo word is bond if other broads start rockin this Bride of Frankenstein meets the Jetsons look Imma hold you accountable for that shit ma. You gon fuck up a niggas whole summer wit this situation nahmean. Its about to be leggings n booty shorts season for these chicks out here n if you got them rockin space suits Imma kill sumthin. Imma get some hungry bitches from the hood to come see you Nicki. Theres bitches in Stanten that literally gon take ya life for a dollar ma. I could approach a random hungry ass broad who aint been had shit to eat in two weeks to come get you for a dollar bill namsayin. I could even short change the broad n be like ayo I only got 75 cents on me...Imma have to owe you that quarter namsayin...unless u got change for a hundred nahmean. But she gon handle that. N she gon come back for her 25 cents too ma. I aint playin wit you nahmean. Word is bond theres bitches out here that would cut you open if I promised them a cheeseburger namsayin. These broads is hangin out in the back of Taco Bell jus waitin for some mexi fries to fall outta a garbage bag ma. They runnin in there snatchin packets of hot sauce jus to survive namsayin. They be jumpin on tables n howlin n scarin customers n all that shit. These bitches be runnin on they hands n feet nahmean. But Tone can control them namsayin. You pushin a nigga to take some kind of action here tho nahmean. N ya crew aint gon be able to do shit to these savage bitches Imma send to get you. It dont help that u rollin wit summa the softest niggas known to mankind n shit. I dont even kno how many light in the ass little ass niggas is in ya crew forreal. U rollin wit straight paper gangsters n juveniles yo. Ayo I aint got nothin against Wayne like that but his crew is some garbage niggas namsayin. That aint a dynasty or nothin nahmean. Thats a crew wit like 10 Memphis Bleeks namsayin. When Jae Millz is one of the more talented members in ya crew you jus losin nahmean. No disrespect but if thats ya pinch hitter ya crew aint shit namsayin. Cory Gunz is nice but he aint gon be able to carry all you niggas like that. That nigga Gudda is jus dead weight nahmean. He like the 2011 City Spud nahmean. These niggas make them St Lunatic niggas look like NWA n shit. You cant hide behind them namsayin. These broads gon take care of Lil Twist for free nahmean. That nigga jus gon be a bonus to them. Look at that nigga. You could kill the nigga wit a slap namsayin. The niggas in Young Money got a combined weight of less than 400 lbs ma. I got pants that weigh more than that nigga Tyga. Forreal you aint gon be able to hide behind these niggas ma. N ya boy Aubrey got velvet in his veins namsayin. Do me a favor ma...jus stop wit the gimmicks. You all gimmicks n no substance nahmean. The god jus tryin to help you out Nicki. Ayo sometimes u gotta take a few steps back if u wanna take a longer leap forwards nahmean. You jus outta control. Stop it ma. You OD'n. Its like you at the gimmick buffet n you already had a little of eything n now you goin back for seconds n thirds namsayin...jus stop that. Ya got enough of that shit on ya plate Nicki.
Also...
....you tell me if this aint a soft nigga? I bet you son be makin splashin noises whenever he moves. This nigga probably got a trimmed bikini line n shit. We can see ya cameltoe son. Smarten up Aubrey.
Aight peace.
Also...
....you tell me if this aint a soft nigga? I bet you son be makin splashin noises whenever he moves. This nigga probably got a trimmed bikini line n shit. We can see ya cameltoe son. Smarten up Aubrey.
Aight peace.


Damn you really brought in a City Spud reference?! Props of the highest degree.
ReplyDelete"I got pants that weigh more than that nigga Tyga"
ReplyDeleteand the whole aubrey thing.
starks you are throwin them darts somethin proper.
knowledge god
"We can see ya cameltoe son." This is the reason Al Gore invented the internet. For funny shit like this.
ReplyDeletethem's some mighty hungry females you speak of lol.
ReplyDeletelmao@ killin lil twist with a slap.
you make my day i swear...
Hilarious as always man! I never get tired of the Aubrey slander either lol
ReplyDelete"Thats a crew wit like 10 Memphis Bleeks namsayin"
ReplyDeleteI was crying after this one... :D
"This nigga probably got a trimmed bikini line n shit. We can see ya cameltoe son."
ReplyDeleteDead.
lmao you need to put this up on youtube or something the world need to know this real talk
ReplyDelete"Yo word is bond if other broads start rockin this Bride of Frankenstein meets the Jetsons look Imma hold you accountable for that shit ma. You gon fuck up a niggas whole summer wit this situation nahmean."
ReplyDeleteGold.
Nicki may not be the best lyrically, but as far as entertainment she does her thing. I don't see anyone complaining about Lady Gaga and her antics to climb the ladder of success. It's the masses that are responsible for who is successful in this industry not the artists themselves. I'm not even mad at this sista for living her life and expressing art the way she sees fit. Madonna did it years ago and is considered an icon til this day. Why can't we celebrate her success and let her liver her life? Sad......
ReplyDelete"HE LIKE THE 2011 CITYSPUD" HAHAHAHA REALLY?FUCKING FORREAL?BEST THING EVER!
ReplyDelete@ Manifesttinee get off the soapbox
ReplyDelete"These broads is hangin out in the back of Taco Bell jus waitin for some mexi fries to fall outta a garbage bag ma"
#funniest shit ever
"ya boy Aubrey got velvet in his veins namsayin."
ReplyDeleteFuckin hilarious, that line alone makes this whole shit dope as hell, nicely done.
@Manifestinee Shut the fuck up with that shit, get out
wow, This muthafucker needs to be updated like twelve times a day and shit. I'm checkin for new blog posts like every five minutes off of the funniest shit on the net.
ReplyDeleteMy CEO and CFO have the giggles for weeks off this shit and they dont really even know who Aubrey is...luv this shit...one
@Manifestinee
ReplyDeleteDid you really just compare Nicki to Madonna? You gonna compare Bruno Mars to Michael Jackson next? Bit early for that bullshit dont you think? This Madonna you speak of had 16 US top 10 singles within a 5-6 year period, 7 of which were no 1s. Nicki barely has one truly memorable song under her belt. And if she does its as a featured artist. I think the post says it perfectly; all style, no substance. She thinks she's going to ride the gimmick train to success without having to put out any quality material first. If you think homegirl deserves that recognition as a pop icon diva, and therefore has earned the right to be excused for her tackiness, you must be high.
And plenty people complain about Gaga. Smh.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you pointed out that Barbie situation with Nicki Minaj.
ReplyDeleteThis shit is priceless!
ReplyDeleteHip hop is on a ventilator cuz of baby soft two pump chumps like Aubrey and Nikki just eye candy. These fools are like children's rappers. Grown folks don't listen to this crap.
ReplyDeleteYo Ghost you gotta write a guest post for Rap Genius fam - hit me up at mahbod@rapgenius.com
ReplyDelete"shits worse than listening to puppies gettin stomped in a plastic bag." <----this!
ReplyDeleteHoly fuck I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at something a dude wrote. Ghost keep up this shit man, no one else can tell it like you can.
ReplyDeleteu straight BURIED her ass!!! LMFAO
ReplyDeleteYou need to be getting paid for this shit.
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^ all of this!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhys drake got an Airborne division patch on a Zebra jacket? Like what the fuck, when did the Army go killing zebras and shit.
ReplyDelete"these bitches be running on they hands and feet" had me fkng rolling!!!!
ReplyDeletei literally cannot stop reading your godamn blog! when i run outta shit to read ima be like a crackehead with no rocks just assaulting dudes in the street hoping they can hare like you. i just need a taste...
@Manifestinee...the internetz...u doing it wrong.
ReplyDeleteEh Ghost you need to write a song with some of this shit in there man it would not only sell like wildfire but it'd also be credible too.
ReplyDeleteYou could flex it the way Eminem (who I hate btw) the way he used to do them diss songs with a stupid video just to draw everyone's attention to the album. Only difference being the rest of YOUR album will be good
Hahaha ghostface gotta nigga rollin im 13 readin dis shit and its hilarious u need to have his own reality show
ReplyDeleteIts about to be leggings n booty shorts season for these chicks out here n if you got them rockin space suits Imma kill sumthin
ReplyDelete-----WORD LIFE.
My coworker just put me on to this blog. ive always been a fan, but DAMN i didnt know a god was this funny! im facebooking your shit son!
Son you need to go ahead and go viral on Youtube man...You can start a fucking revolution, because as funny as your shit is, it's all fucking true.
ReplyDeleteFinally the truth!....funniest shit ever read... It's like Ghost is a poet n shit! Keep fuckin wit dis nigga!
ReplyDeleteWow just wow, I have tried to explain to my girlfriend why nicki minaj is an asshole for ages and I could never quite get the words right, and you come in here with this shit? Why have I not seen this before, you my friend, are a true god of words I dont think I could have described the talentless fool any better myself.
ReplyDelete'Now you got a nigga jus wantin to throw a sofa at you if he see you namsayin' <--- dont think I have laughed harder than when I read that.
I'm a huge Drake fan and I find all the slander against him hilarious, either way. People need to lighten the fuck up; damn.
ReplyDeleteGhost, you are amazing & I hope you run this blog forever.
i agree
ReplyDeleteThis article is as retarded as the person laying up in their mothers house who wrote it. Nahmean nahmsayin who the hell writes like that? At least Nicki moved out of the hood & became a international superstar. She's in Japan on tour & what are you doing? Dumb fuck. That's the problem with dumb black cunts like u. No focus for your own life you gotta write an essay on Nicki. Jump off a bridge nahmean. Good.
ReplyDeleteYou should make video reviews man
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